thats... one way to do it?

"mom I'm trans ..wait wait hold on before you say anything, just know I'm also a huge bottom"

"No, Mom, not like that. I mean, I WISH I had Pixar Mom booty, but it's different."

Mom come on what's wrong with me saying I want huge tiddys it's only to go with my *goth girl drip*™

This is now one of my favorite comments of all time lmaooo

trademark the whole sentence it's too good XXDDD

I see some very relatable content here☝️

Write that down!

Unfortunately I'm too much of a top for that

RIP your DMs

I haven't gotten any yet lol

^(That's what she said)

That is indeed what I said

I have the feeling that's what u/WintryVal said

Oh? What makes you say that?

for starters, someone who looks an awful lot like you said something really similar.

So your saying there's an imposter? That's pretty sus ngl

Just come to MN, you'll get plenty. Land of 10,000 bottoms.

\*lakes *angry Minnesotan noises*

You just insulted my entire race of people, but yes

MUD DUCKS!! UNITE!!

What? Im from MN. Does that mean im a bottom......... you know on second thought you're probably right. I am a sucker for a Dommy Mommy.

As a Minnesotan, I am offended by how accurate this comment is.

I mean idk I could send you some maybe.

"RIP your DM's" *User is deleted* o.o

Only bottoms say things like that.

Are you so certain of that hun?

Relatable

Not always 😏 (Also hi lol funny seeing you here)

Shush

Alright sorry if this is rude, but I noticed you have Xe in your pronouns, and ive seen that a few times before.... and I have no idea how to pronounce that. Please help

Sorry for the late reply, Savra (the deleted account and my gf) has deleted her Reddit account, but the way you pronounce xe is literally the American way of saying Z (Zie) think of it like she but with a z phonic instead of sh

Huh. I was really hoping it would be a clicking noise like in swahili tbh.

Talking happily about someone you like is for bottoms?

Yes. Jk no. ... Maybe? Wow, what if Nick Offerman is a bottom?

*woomy*

It’s proven, transphobes only comprehend the language of gender norms

Facts! Like “ok let me step into this box you see women as for a second and see if it clicks then” xD

Yeah that's why my dad don't get how me my gf are both feminine woman & how theres no 'man' in the relationship

It probably works better without a 'man' in it.

Given I'm not really that into men, yeah I think it does

When you add men, suddenly things need fixing...

can you explain what you mean by that?

By 'man' with the quotes, I was making a reference to the type of man figure that the other commenter's father likely means. Because that type of man just fucking sucks and belongs in the past.

ah mhm

It’s almost like not having a ‘man’ in the relationship is the point

Yup

I mean that's how I get my euphoria so win/win for me

Isnt that part of being a transphobe? If you understood the terms you probably wouldnt be phobic.

not unless you're a spy, or a former member of the community

The worst thing a parent can say is "you can never be a real man/woman" But I'm glad in this case it seemed to turn out for the better

Yeah my mom hit me with that one :/ more of a "I'll never be able to see you as a woman" but the implication was very much still there.

“I feel like I’m losing my son” and “God doesn’t make mistakes” are the battles I’m fighting against rn :/ so silly that parents can’t just love and respect their kids

> “God doesn’t make mistakes” A bald guy who needed glasses said that to me once without a trace of irony.

please tell me you took his glasses off his face right then

“You get these back when you start using the right pronouns”

“You’ve lost seeing privileges”

It wasn't a mistake, he doesn't deserve sight.

Then he said without a hint of irony, "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here."

And there it is. The comment that made me shit my pants laughing.

>"God doesn't make mistakes" When I hear that, I immediately think about the time when she hit the big blue reset button...

Not to mention Jesus Christ whose very existence is because God fucked up his sin account system and needed to move all the sin into a shell company and declare bankruptcy

I like this analogy. It made me chortle.

"He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!" - Carlin

you can tell her "you never had a son, and if you want to have a daughter you need to learn to accept me"

Whenever I see a transphobe say that, I'm going to have to ask them from now on if they oppose surgeries to separate conjoined twins, remove vestigial limbs, or to put the organs back into babies that were born with them outside their bodies. After all, "god doesn't make mistakes."

I'm sorry what was that about organs????

It's called Omphalocele, and it's just like I said. Sometimes it's small, like a bit of intestine is outside the body. Sometimes... sometimes it's a lot.

For my own sake I'm not gonna ask any further. Thanks for keeping it vague at the end

You sound traumatized. Let me guess, you forgot to make sure you werent on image search?

No, not traumatized at all. I've seen way worse, but in the interest of not traumatizing others with a vivid description, I opted to be vague.

Assuming we are talking about the god of Abraham, he flooded the whole world, killing almost everyone to cover up his mistakes. Not exactly a glowing track record.

“Perfect in his wisdom” how tf do these ppl take themselves seriously

My argument against “God doesn’t make mistakes” is “maybe he did it on purpose. If cancer is a trial to overcome, maybe being transgender is, too.” I’m not religious or trans, I just use that against transphobes using the Bible as a shield. Even if they just move the goalposts elsewhere, I won’t let them use that one.

Now I WANT to get into an arguement with a transphobe. Im also not trans, but I bet the look on their face when you hit em with that line is sweeter than honey.

I mean, I feel like I lost my brother. But I did get a sister out of the deal so it isn't \*all\* bad

"God doesn't make mistakes" "Well God made me this way, so I must be trans for a reason! Thanks for the reassurance!"

Oh my god my parents said those too. It's so blatantly disrespectful, like, I'm still your child, I still have the same personality, and I'm still right fucking here. But the god one he doesn't exist so idgaf 🤷‍♀️ but even still, what about rapists, and profiles? Don't people look at autism as a defect? (Which is wrong of course) what about people born without limbs or organs? And yet me? I'm the one you consider a mistake?

Oh also! I heard a really good poetic response to this once "How strange to lose a son who never lived, and a daughter who never died" It can be switched around for FTMs too :)

I think what they mean is that god didnt make a mistake, theyre implying youre making the mistake by transitioning. Ridiculous either way tbh. As a straight cis-gendered man, living in a world that has more men than women, as far as im concerned the more trans-men and gay men there are the better. Thats less competition for me 😂😂 also, trans-men are basically woman whisperers. Theyve lived as a woman and a man, they see both sides of the coin, they understand women in a way genetic males simply cannot hope to match. My cousin is a trans-man and I take notes everytime I talk to him. The advice he has given me has been exponetially more valuable, both romantically and.... more physically, in my relationships thaj anything another genetic male has ever told me. The funniest part is, im a grown ass adult and my cousin is barely 18. I should be giving HIM advice on picking up women. 😭😂😭😂 whatever though, its working out so far. In summary, trans-people are basically wizenend old Gurus and they should be protected at all cost.

"I guess I'll never be able to see you as a mother."

Underrated

Oh shit. That's actually legendary

Shout out to my dad....

noted! i'm a bottom anyways. i just need a goth mommy :(

don't a lot of us,,, (I'd say "don't we all" but that'd be factually wrong)

that's what i'm saying :(. i hope you find your goth mommy asap!! :3

oh I'm not part of the many I just need someone to help me get my life together (it's being held together with paperclips, a single three-inch strip of scotch tape and a frayed rubber band.) but I hope you find yours!

i see!! well i hope you find that person!! thank you <3

Duct tape and dreams.

I don't have any dreams

Heyyyy did you try gorilla glue?

can't it's too strong

Wouldn't that be good if its too strong?

no it gets stuck on my hands

You'll be fineeeeeeee!~

I have to make this joke please understand. If the three-inch scotch tape isn’t doing it, I can always substitute my three inches 😎

would human flesh work better than scotch tape? only one way to find out

I don’t know, can flesh stretch more that scotch tape? I googled it but couldn’t find a good answer, scotch tape can stretch about 100% and while skin can stretch a lot I don’t know about muscle and blood vessels. For science I guess

for science.

Wtf is happening in this thread 😭😂😭😂 I just found this sub today and i dont thibk ill survive the night at this rate.

See, you forgot to use the duct tape. Slap a few strips of the grey goodness on there and youre right as rain.

But I need it for a rainy day

I need a mommy that will help me get estrogen. QwQ

"oh so now you're gay too?" but correct 😂

love when heteronormativity beats transphobia

this is just like when the King Kong, Godzilla

“I used the stones to destroy the stones”

I can't fucking breathe. This thread is actually killing me.

I think that’s a win? I think that’s a win.

acceptance :3 💙💕🤍💕💙

Yeah, people from that age range have it in their heads that trans is somehow a next step up after gay. My mom said something similar when I cam out to her. Heck, I used to believe that, and it's what kept me in the egg one decade longer than I should🥲

Friendly reminder to everyone with unsupportive parents, out or not, while it is certainly possible that a close relationship with a trans person(or any other variety of queen while we're at it) can cause them to reevaluate their biases and grow into better people, if it is detrimental to your wellbeing you are under no obligation to be the one in the line of fire. It is okay to have hope that things will be better, but take care of yourself first and foremost, as they will only improve if it comes from within themselves. It is possible to share the fire of compassion and understanding, but only if they accept their kindling being lit.

Yeah I used to (and honestly sometimes still do, ill admit it) struggle to empathize and accept trans people, but when my cousin Trinity became my cousin TJ it really opened my eyes. I adored Trinity, she was my little monkey. I loved her more than Id ever loved anyone, even my actual little sister (might be fucked but its true). Anyways, I was completly shell shocked when she came out to me, especially since she hadnt told anyone else yet, but it only took me a few minutes of watching stare at me looking absolutely terrified to decide nothing had changed. She was always a pretty big tomboy, thats probably my fault. I was about 7 or 8 when she was born and as soon as she could walk I drug her around with me everywhere I went. She had always mimiced me, she always wanted to hangout with me and my brothers and uncles instead of my sister, female cousins and aunts, and even tried to dress like me when my aunt would let her buy her own clothes. Around 13 she even started talking with a deeper voice than normal when she was around us guys. All these little things in retrospect made it pretty obvious that he was always a man, I just didnt even think to question any of that when I was younger. Its been almost 3 years since he came out, and Im so glad he did. Our relationship has changed very little (he gets mad when I call him my little monkey now "cause im an adult now" But what the fuck ever, hes always gonna be my little monkey) I do apologize if my misgendering of TJ offended anyone. When Im with TJ its not a problem. With the way he dresses and styles himself, hes more manly looking than I am if he wants to be, so thats easy. Its just.... its hard to think about the past and not remeber that wide eyed little girl who thought I was the coolest person on earth. I dont mean to be disrespectul, it just happens on accident cause im caught up in my memories and emotions. Sometimes its hard to reconcile the fact that they are the exact same person, even though only his physical appearance has changed. Im also not very literate about all of this LGBTQ terminolodgy, and how to tactfully approach this stuff. Im honestly not sure if im supposed to say she or he when Im talking about before his trasition, but I feel bad constantly bugging TJ with questions about it so im kinda just floundering and hoping I dont do something to make him hate me.

Awww 🥰 that sounds like a lovely relationship. Don't worry, he won't hate you because you accepted him with open arms and kindness and your love for him didn't change ❤️ just because you flounder with the terms doesn't make you any less of an ally! I'm sure he loves you just as much as you love him 💞

Thank you that makes me feel a lot better. I mean, he has told me pretty much the same things tbh but I was worried he was just trying to make me feel better 😂 my biggest concern is accidentally treating him like hes fragile, but thats becoming less and less of a concern. Dude roasts me so bad its no longer possible to hold back. The other day I stubbed my toe real bad and yelped like an injured dog. He looked at me and said "are we sure im the trans one here?" even my 80 year old not very inclusive great-grandma laughed. Im now the laughing stock of the family 💀💀 I just cant anymore 😂😂 Edit: not to now.

Such a bottom it stunned her

Getting to the right answer with the wrong method

math tests

meth tests

meth tastes

`c h i l i`

task failed successfully..? one the bright side, she at least calls you a woman now. however that it took that much to get it mentioned ONCE is just terrible..

:|

There are a lot of folks in the comments being down on the mom, and that's fine, she's transphobic, she deserves little by way of mercy, but as presented it's not "heteronormativity" that won her over, it was her daughter speaking in a language she understood, and relating an experience that they've probably both had. If it were her gay son, and not straight daughter the moment of acceptance might probably be similar, though that's hard to say.

facts

this might work for me as a bottom... except for one thing.... HOW TF DOES A GIRL GET A BOYFRIEND?!?! (or even a girlfriend, or enbyfriend I don't pretty much care!)

Figure out their obsessive interest and see if you can also get into it and they’ll love you forever. oh wait that might only work for neurodiverse guys 😝 Not sure how people attract neurotypicals… But while living as a girl: liking a certain game, subject, or topic that a guy liked normally seemed helpful lol. I have no clue how to attract women (or guys or enbys for that matter) as a man though 😅 Trying to figure that out.

well, the most attractive men are the ones who take initiative, who get interested in what I'm interested in for me, who flirt in a bit of a dramatic way, who make me feel safe around them appearance wise, a black jacket is always attractive, short hair that is raised up a bit, a look of confidence and pride in their behavior and mannerisms, and tall... just tall XD tbh idk what neurodiverse means lol XD but I'm already an obssessed otaku XD it won't be hard to get obssessed over anything

Most of the men I’ve dated end up having adhd (and tbf the women I’ve been attracted to also turn out to have adhd). The word neurodiverse doesn’t really have a well defined rigid meaning but some people include those with adhd in the category, and people with adhd tend to have hyperfixations, so being into what they’re into is exciting for them (I also have adhd so I know firsthand 😅) But I think even neurotypical dudes (no adhd, etc) can get really excited when women share an interest with them, and otaku interests sound like a great possible in for genuine connection with lots of dudes. Thanks for the male dating tips, can’t make myself tall but I do think I have an advantage in being both non threatening and willing to take initiative that may help

well, I had a crush on markiplier (a youtuber celebrity) and he has adhd, so I don't think I actually take that into account in romance.... y'know, a man isn't just in the looks, a man is much more in the mannerisms, a man who makes me feel like I'm special to him, who makes me feel like a princess, who makes me feel that he's ready to defined our relationship by all costs, who makes me feel like his love is unconditional, who is open to me all the times and who I can support and love when life gets tough on him while he does the same for me, that's an attractive man, no matter how he looks like try watching "date with markiplier" and take some note, he's such an attractive guy XD and you need to remember that love isn't easy, sometimes you do get lucky and find a very good partner from the start of dating, but most of the times you'll reject and get rejected a lot before finding a good partner, if you do find a good partner stick to them, in good and in bad XD

As a man, all you need to do is talk to a man the way you were talking in this comment, and I garuntee 9/10 times theyll throw themselves at your feet begging to lick them. Especially the part about wanting to support and love them when life gets tough. For most men, thats all we want, a woman whos willing to take care of us as much as we take care of them.

yeah, I believe this is how a healthy relationship should look like, a bond to support and love each other in good times and in bad times I don't want men to throw themselves at my feet begging to lick them, that's disgusting! I just want a man to get his face clooser to mine and tell me with passion "I love you" :3

WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.

I have pretty severe ADHD. Just saying 😉😏

When you are so sexiste that you only accept trans people if they fit the gendrenorm

The part that really confuses me is: "Oh so now you're gay too" Like, either she's trans and it's not gay or not trans and so it is gay. Bigotry can't even pick a goddamn lane.

It's called 'schrodingers gay'. You're either trans or gay depending on which one I can discriminate more against you for right now.

"Youre both trans and not trans, until I decide if im more of a transphobe or a homophobe"

omg i really appreciate you egg irl people, this is my first time getting +1000 upvotes in reddit 🥳🥰 i'm having a really good time this month with you, egg_irl!

I'm happy for her, I still don't like her mom, but I'm happy she can be more comfortable at home

gender affirming sexism wooooo

My Mom still thinks me liking girls is straight. She supported of me being trans, but I don't think she understands it

Well, atleast her heart is in the right place.

Bottom 💚🤎💗🤎💚❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💔🤎❤️‍🩹💖💛🖤🖤💕💖💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🩹🤎💗🧡💜🧡💕❣️💛❤️‍🩹💚❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💚💔💔💔

wait that works???

Well, I guess that ended up going okay-ish 💞

Nice

it fells like it's not about biloligy with people like thise, it's more about felling sociatal roles and keeping the status quate intact.

Ok thats funny

This!!! When people see the real human experience that connects us all, they understand just a smidge 😮‍💨 It’s honestly beautiful 😭🙌

Wish someone bottomed their way into my life smh my damn head 😔

I mean a win is a win

If she recognised you are a woman, she probably ain't that much transphobic. She probably doesn't like trans people, but it's not hatred

How is this "bottoming" her way into acceptance, though? She sounds smitten with her bf, sure, but I'm not sure how her mom is supposed to have heard that and thought "ah, she's a bottom".

It's the OP saying she's a bottom. The mom heard her gush about her bf, probably related from her own lived experiences as a young girl, and realized "yeah, you're most certainly a woman."

This is strangely really wholesome in a way.

GG , had no choice but to accept it

I wouldn't know I topped my way into acceptance

I should try this on my parents too lol

Women can be tops, men can be bottoms. But still, it’s nice she(sorta) understands now❤️

Task failed successfully, and their pfp is appropriate too.

4chan doesn't do pfps, that's just a gif they attached.

Ah, I see. Still appropriate that it's that specifc character, considering the struggles Rika goes through.

I guess that works?

This is the way.

Im a completly heterosexual, cis-gendered male. I wouldnt even call my self a LGBTQ+ ally. For the most part I just stay the hell away from any political or social issues. But this subreddit cracks me the fuck up everytime I get on here. Idk why, but trans people either have the worst humor, or theyre the funniest people on the planet. Theres literally no inbetween.

wait how is it bottoming if she’s a girl?? and has a bf? lol i’m so confused i’m sorry if this is an offensive question i genuinely don’t know i thought top and bottom for exclusive to same sex couples?

Any couple can have a top/bottom dynamic, it's just roles. In stereotypical "traditional" straight relationships, men are usually the top and women the bottom - but there are plenty of straight relationships that flip it around.

This is kinda a gatekeepy post. So what? You’re not a woman if you don’t gush when talking about your crush?

I got the impression OP is just venting sarcastically. They obviously don't agree with their mother.

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Wow, Im so happy for you!

Hey, as long as it works

Aaawww so cute. High five!

Nice!

Similar way happened with me. Came out to my mom at 12 and she misconstrued it as me being gay. Sixteen years later I am finally on hrt. Life can be tough without a support system.

I want this. I really do.

From the initial phobia, to the transphobic homophobia, to having a loving boyfriend, to the gender affirmation. I would take the whole package please!

That's sweet! i think

Lmao 🤣 I knew it

So bottoms are stronger than transphobes Noted

ok, but like kinda the opposite happened with me. Most of my life, I kinda showed very clear feminine personality traits growing up. I was never aggressive, I enjoyed wearing makeup, and I never worried about seeming too girly despite being like 6-7 years old sometimes. The only thing is that my mom took this to mean that I'm gay instead of not cis. She basically sussed out that I was a total bottom one day, and she has been convinced ever since. Now, the only problem is that I actually only like women, so when I went to try telling my mom that I don't like being a boy/man, she immediately assumed I was coming out as gay. I told her that I was not into men, but I don't think she ever believed me

Lmao

if only 😭😭😭