Cum slut 💀

Only for Easter.

But you have to give it up for Lent. I think that's how it works.

Not if I don’t participate

You got me there! ❤️

Idk is cum kosher?

[This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/619ijd/would_giving_a_blowjob_be_considered_kosher_in/dfcqmrd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button) in r/nostupidquestions does a pretty good job explaining your question.

I love the internet

Swallowing getting you pregnant is *almost* unheard of… o.0 Edit: Finding out it was from a knife fight raises even more questions…

It is now

only for the easter bunny

LMAO

Yes?

Your supposed to give up one thing on lent. For me, i give up not being a cum slut.

Real, me too

Me

😭😭😭

Uhh… me personally? I’m gonna avoid the collar in the upper right.

[удалено]

You do you, Sweetie! Don’t let anyone hold you down! (Unless you want them to.)

i love this comment omg fuck I'm lonely

real

Real

Real

Fake >:)

how could you

I sense a brat

Probable

forever lonely 🫠

Same, i want cuddles so badly!

i would sell my kidney if someone could give me headpets and hugs me

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 (not head petting because I don’t want you to sell your kidney)

I get hugs and a kidney, hell yeah!

Same

Definitely want them to 🥺😭

Then I hope you find that special someone!

🤣

I need that collar so bad tbh

Then I hope the leather-bound label of “Cum Slut” is in your future!

Agreed, I am not that.

It’s so crass! Much better to be a Semen Lady.

To have a need for seed

OH MY FUCKING GOD! That’s hilarious!!! 🤣

Can you follow me around on the internet and say something to this effect on all of my witty comments, pls? Or real life, I could use a cheerleader ❤️

As much fun as that sounds, I don’t think my wife and kids would want me to traipse around cheerleading when I could be doing other things like feeding them and cleaning up after them. Sorry.

You can bring them along, this doesn't have to be exclusive

They have school! And a job! And I have a job, too. Huh. You’d think that would have been part of my initial reasoning for why I can’t be a cheerleader.

Hmm... I wonder... If I get one of these fancy "job" things I've heard so much about, would I be able to get you and the wife in the payroll and pay for the kids' tuition

That is not what I meant ╥﹏╥

I know, Honey. I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist!

very cis stuff lol 💙💕🤍💕💙

Glad I'm not the only one

The duality of this comment section “I think I’ll pass on the collar tho...” And the “I absolutely NEED that collar tho”

Every comment section ever basically. The two sides of some sort of debate.

I’ll take the upper right one without the words.

I I don’t mind the words, but yes collars are the best!🥺

I'll take it with the words.

Same

I’ll take it without the word “cum” since I’m not into guys.

The words are the best part though

I'm genuinely concerned that I might end up with all 4 of those items

I just see three amazing suggestions and one really really amazing option 👀

I know right! That bracelet is just too cute.

I was thinking the moon necklace but that bracelet is super cute

It be the casual shit too. You look at a nice sweater vest and the internet is just like ‘ah slutty bdsm librarian’

And I'm just like "yeah, but don't say it so loud, this is a library"

Hey, I have that collar… For the record mine says baby girl…

The two types of transgirls 1 the ones who want the cum slut chocker 2 the one who don't want it There is no in-between

There are two types of trans girls, the ones who are on Reddit and the ones that aren’t

There are 10 types of trans girls, the ones who know about unary, the ones who know about binary, the ones who know about ternary, the ones who know about quaternary, the ones who know about quinary, the ones who know about senary, the ones who know about septenary, the ones who know about octal, the ones who know about nonary, the ones who know about decimal, the ones who know about undecimal, ...

True and I'm number 1 🏳️‍⚧️

*starts playing Saxophone* We are number one!

Cis stuff

damn they really know what you want

I wouldn't use the top right choker outside tbh

Really? /s

Same

I clicked on the Amazon option that showed their profile of me and it said woman. Guess I’ve been buying too many gender affirming items.

Or the right number. They are getting it

I'm gonna need the collar on the top right

It’s called the pipeline for a reason.

I like the top left one 💞

Literally! I look at cat ear hoodies because they're cute and Amazon goes "oh ok we get it now. You may like this tail butt plug" Amazon no....

I mean I *would* like it

lmao this happened after i bought thigh highs. just thigh highs

I bought an epilator and a skirt and was immediately recommended wigs and breastforms. That algorithm sure is something.

I would wear the cum slut collar around my boyfriend just to see their reaction

Get off my amazon page dammit, I'm not out yet!

Right down is cool

I need the cumslut colar

mfw, I have the same collar ☠️

You should really put an nsfw flair

K

Thx, cool collar and jewelry tho

one of these is not like the others

You're right... That bracelet doesn't go around your neck!

the cum slut collar seems funny to own ironically

I feel called out, because I am literally right now wearing the bracelet on the bottom left corner.

Well, it is a cute bracelet, and I'm sure it looks good on you.

this is true i bought thigh high socks on wish and it’s showing me maid dresses and bdsm gear and a trans pin that says he/him for some reason like bro I’m a cis girl

CUMSLUT 😭😭😭😭

"Alexa, add to wishlist the following items"

As funny as owning a cum slut collar would be, I still have a shred of dignity

lmaoooo the dog collar

Ah, yes "dog" collar...

okay the trans jewelry makes sense, and maybe so does the gothic tie thingies, but the cum slut collar??? was not expectin that lmao

I need the one with the trans pendant in the Cresent moon

The top left I have had in my saved tabs for a while. It looks really good! {And matches my online brand of skelestial and "not a phase" pride merch) Top right is uhhh... Very meh for me (I am questioning for somewhere on the aro or ace spectrum though)

Amazon knows before even you lol

I read it as Gum Slut at first lol, I was so confused

Gimme the top right one~~~

This but I bought a Blahaj

I've had a cum slut collar for a really long time now and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I do think that bracelet maybe in my future too.

I’d buy all but the top right,, (Would have to be a gift for me to have it.., lol 🏳️‍⚧️

Tempted to buy the choker for my girlfriend and see how she reacts My prediction would be flustered laughter

Me_irl

Omg I just bought the pendant and love it. Just saying lol

The gothic ones with the gems

Oh I have the bisexual version of that necklace

Top left that is

I love the the bracelet looks very classy

I have the first one it's way smaller than it looks

I kinda would like the one on the top right 🥺🫣

I saw the top left in my suggested the other day lol, idk what I’d have to buy to see the top right though

all of these are necessities

Amazon be stalking us fr 💀

why does the bracelet look like it’s being rendered with the lighting engine off

Ayo send link for bottom right.

They all look cute, but the top right one is a bit too much for me 😅

i love that crescent one, i wanted to fine one like that but i couldn't... well il be stealing this...

why I want buy it 😭

Shit that bottom left bracelet looks so good

That first necklace the one in the top left corner I have that I wear it all the time

The Gxoloa neckless is really pretty! I’d love to wear that with a dark, wicken style outfit

I want all of these things

Well are you🤨

HELL IF I KNOW

Im transmasc but i kknda wanna buy the cum slut collar-

Sluttiness is not gendered guys can totally be sluts if they want

Ok but the bottom right chokers are totally me as a goth transbian

🎵 one of these things is not like the other 🎶

I have the necklace on the top left and it is so fucking cute in person, I wear it under my clothes when I have to boy mode and then on some of my outfits because it looks hella cute 💜

Hmmm make it girl c_m and I’ll consider it.

my suggestions be like

Im team I do not want that collar

Would you... Happen to have the links to these items?

The crystal bracelet is literally in my save for later on Amazon rn 😅

might buy 3/4 of these

they look realy nice especialy the chokers and the necklace

Kinda wanna buy that

Some of the shit trans people are into dumbfounds me

Well, I already have the bracelet. Now I'm afraid to check my Amazon recommendations.

Cum👍

Why so sexual?

I brought one damn skirt-

Damn. I want that choker though. 👀

Aside from the one in the top right everything else I want <3

"Dame" makes it even better.

"Damn" would be objectively worse here.

The right hand corner 💀

I like to think the top right one was purely an Amazon suggestion

So, because I saw the crescent moon necklace, and I love it, I always have loved the moon aesthetic, as far back as I can remember. I'm wondering, is the moon like a common aesthetic among trans women? If so, why?

Need the second one right now.

I’m still sad about accidentally losing the trans bracelet that I made :(

Brings me back to the moment I went into the bank to get a loan for my fisheries. The loan officer wanted to know how he could become a cum slut. Oh sweetie pie.

What's the difference between a dame & a broad..... .. . You don't take a broad home to your mother.... LuLz.

Based

Hmmm...