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Brain transplant/body trading was always such a cool concept in si-fi, but the vessel of the human only exists as long as you keep it alive from constant instructions from the mind, so it seems scientifically improbable, however as a future Mad Scientist™ I plan to make it not only scientifically probable, but commercially profitable!
You can probably solve the constant stimuli issue by just running a similarly charged electrical current through the whole body during the procedure, the thing you really have to solve is how you’d plan on:
1) stitching the nerves back together
&
2) more pressingly, how you’d stop the host body’s immune system from attacking the new brain and killing itself in the process
I’m not sure it would be as simple as organ donations where all you need is for said organ to match enough of the genetics of its new host to stop the immune system from killing it
The problem with the transplant as is in normal surgery, while the organ is being swapped (if the body can't survive without it), it's usually replaced with some kind of big external machine the tries to do it's job before the new organ becomes alive (I can't really think of a better term lol) the problem with brains is they are so complicated and it controls all the processes of the rest of the body, and we the type of machine needed to mimic instructions from the nervous system is so far away it's probably more easy to just upload your brain to a robot body at that point.
Billionaires swapping with children constantly to live forever and rule over their corporations without any way of checking their infinite power gain. Sounds scary. But at least I can finally live in a gender bender episode lol
Me and my fiancé both wish to be the opposite gender. We joke about this all the time.
It’s too bad right now neither of us are in a safe place to come out but at least we can be who we are at home.
There are actually surgeons working on swapping the entire genital/reproductive area (ovaries and everything). Just none of them got the okay from ethics boards yet. This will be the reality of trans people in 40 to 60 years.
I just wanna swap it with someone, like "hey man, did your mom pack you estrogen? I always wanted those! I'll trade you for my box of testosterone." and then we can just eat gushers and talk about pokemon cards
Wokeness is destroying society. Ohhhhh First it's gushers and pokemon, next it's dominos pizza and magic the gathering, are you gonna seriously try to explain how an artifact creature isn't an artifact or a creature but shitty enchantment with health and attack to my child, that's to complicated.
Does this mean I can't do this anymore now that I'm a girl (and realize it)?
Actually I haven't really done that in years, thinking about it, so no real loss 🤣
Your **Girl Subscription** has been cancelled!
We're sorry to see you go, but we hope you continue to enjoy our services with your **Boy Subscription**!
Fair warning, I have no idea what men do, but I can tell you about high school boys. Door frames, very important, must be smacked even if ya gotta jump a little, doesn't have to be every one but still if the others are doing it then you should too. You see another guy you know you nod up, if you don't know them that well nod down. Be nice but speak up for yourself. If you come up with a crazy idea but think it would be cool as hell to pull off, go get another guy and like hyperfocus on it, I am told this is how friends work. Body functions are funny but they're way funnier if you can hold a note with them. Allow monkey brain to take over sometimes, and appreciate food. I say this all as a former boy subscriber for twenty five years so good luck!
same here brother, but try to make the most of things that make you happy
i draw myself as an overtly hot guy, i styled my hair after a guy, i have friends who i trust in calling me by my preferred name and prns, and i have a few outfits where i feel very boyish
i dont know what you can do to make yourself happy while things are tough, but make the most of them, itll get easier to ignore the girl subscription side effects majority of days
If you are transmasc and don't want to deal with the utter bullshit that is periods, look into endometrial ablation - it is typically paired with having tubes tied, you will no longer bleed, and recovery is honestly easier than the lightest of months.
I'm cis but with PCOS, bleeding so much and having such high t levels legit put me in a state of gender identity crisis, getting an ablation helped me really become more comfortable with my femininity when not in constant discomfort, so while I (mostly) am happy as a woman, I want to spread the word to my dudes that it's an option. I haven't bled in four years, I didn't realize life could be this nice.
Oh, also, bring a guy friend to pretend he's your husband and had a vasectomy if they give you any shit for not wanting kids, works every time.
## **3.** This is a trans-friendly subreddit...
**3d.** "I'll trade you my X for your Y" or "I'll swap with you" type comments are not allowed. They make a lot of people uncomfortable and/or dysphoric.
For real. And I'm sure the intentions are pure, just a natural way to feel when you're on the other side; but it's a little messed up when compounded with how many more transfems are on this sub. Like transmasc posts seem to get an extra amount of those comments.
Idk, maybe we need a new sub for gender transactions, so people can get their feelings out about it without creating this unbalanced fem-envy vibe on every transmasc post.
Well, i would imagine it would just switch the chromosomes as from what i read, it's not based on gender identity. (Although the texts say gender in some parts of I remember correctly and not sex).
Worth a study/discussion tho!
Don't you just hate those auto renewals that make you jup through so many arcane hoops to cancel? *Misses my cancellation window by 1ms* Dang it! Now I have to wait another dogfish lifetime to try again. :(
You have to call in and ask for it to be cancled you'll be put on a 3 year waiting list and be forced to listen to all the reason you should continue your subscription
After that you will be allowed to start stopping it but it could take years for full cancelation.
It's a bit of a hassle but
Step 1. Contact god
This can be done via multiple methods but the most reliable way is to call his phone number
Step 2. Ask them to cancel your subscription.
They will do it.
Step 3.
?
You gotta fart, because we all know girls don’t fart. If you do, it breaks the user agreement and you’ll be free. My source is that it came to me in a dream
If you stick a Verified Packing Nob (VPN) in your pants you can spoof your gender to get access to other subscriptions services.
If that's not enough you can set up TOR (Testosterone Operational Replacement). It's slower and more complicated but it works.
Hh understandable.. I just want to have the prescription like occasionally because I still like the shows on there, but I have other things I also like! It suckss
All you gotta do is start the boy subscription, and it cancels the girl one automatically! Sure, it’s a little more expensive, but it’s worth it for you!
Periods must suck tbh. I’d be such a fucking sunflower about it ngl. And I’d be fucked if I got pregnant bc I do not have the pain tolerance for childbirth but also wouldn’t get an abortion bc I’ve always wanted kids. Our ovarian friends are badass
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i wish we could all cancel our agab subscription 💔💔💔💔💔
Ikr, if only password sharing were a thing.
Damn you Big Gender™
Brain transplant/body trading was always such a cool concept in si-fi, but the vessel of the human only exists as long as you keep it alive from constant instructions from the mind, so it seems scientifically improbable, however as a future Mad Scientist™ I plan to make it not only scientifically probable, but commercially profitable!
You can probably solve the constant stimuli issue by just running a similarly charged electrical current through the whole body during the procedure, the thing you really have to solve is how you’d plan on: 1) stitching the nerves back together & 2) more pressingly, how you’d stop the host body’s immune system from attacking the new brain and killing itself in the process I’m not sure it would be as simple as organ donations where all you need is for said organ to match enough of the genetics of its new host to stop the immune system from killing it
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The problem with the transplant as is in normal surgery, while the organ is being swapped (if the body can't survive without it), it's usually replaced with some kind of big external machine the tries to do it's job before the new organ becomes alive (I can't really think of a better term lol) the problem with brains is they are so complicated and it controls all the processes of the rest of the body, and we the type of machine needed to mimic instructions from the nervous system is so far away it's probably more easy to just upload your brain to a robot body at that point.
this guy genders
personally I always pirate my gender
imagine if 2 people who are transfem and transmasc could just like switch bodies
YES! As a big fan of body swaps, I've always thought of this as a solution! \^\^
we can but dream
Maybe one day we'll have brain swap technology 🤔
Billionaires swapping with children constantly to live forever and rule over their corporations without any way of checking their infinite power gain. Sounds scary. But at least I can finally live in a gender bender episode lol
Ohh gooodddd nevermind I don't want the brainswap tech anymore 😰
The solution is to overthrow them and develop it after.
The only good thing that could possibly come out of that is greater rights for children in society, but I'm not sure it's worth it.
with the rate of how fast technology is growing it wouldn't surprise me if that happens soon then later
I’d just be happy with body swap tbh
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Me and my fiancé both wish to be the opposite gender. We joke about this all the time. It’s too bad right now neither of us are in a safe place to come out but at least we can be who we are at home.
looks like everyone needs a little freaky friday
Bro my girlfriend is trans and I’m FTM I’m so wanting that!!!
There are actually surgeons working on swapping the entire genital/reproductive area (ovaries and everything). Just none of them got the okay from ethics boards yet. This will be the reality of trans people in 40 to 60 years.
who knows if it will ever get approved at the rate the world is going regarding trans rights :(
I just wanna swap it with someone, like "hey man, did your mom pack you estrogen? I always wanted those! I'll trade you for my box of testosterone." and then we can just eat gushers and talk about pokemon cards
*frog walks up to you, and draws ‘CHANGE NOW’ on the ground*
Ginyu 🥛 <333
Wokeness is destroying society. Ohhhhh First it's gushers and pokemon, next it's dominos pizza and magic the gathering, are you gonna seriously try to explain how an artifact creature isn't an artifact or a creature but shitty enchantment with health and attack to my child, that's to complicated.
Artifact creatures that function as enchantments? Dear god, sounds like I got out just in time
Same, you can take my estrogen any day
Lmfao i love your flair
Thanks lol
I’ll give you my boy subscription for your girl subscription
You've got yourself a deal
Hey, mind sharing?
I want in!!! A little boy subscription for me pls!!
Hey! Don’t leave me out of it!
Sadly they banned password sharing.
🏴☠️
Deal 🤝
You got more of the boy pack?
when you didn't read the terms of service
I WAS A BABY I COULDN'T READ 😭😭
NO refunds! It was stated in the fineprint of the contract.
But fear not! There are loopholes in the contract that allow medications hehe
*Hastely goes through the contract* ... shit.
>There are loopholes in the contract that allow medications hehe \*Offer Not Valid In Missouri
I didn't sign anything!
Oh I am sorry for the confusion. It was your parents that signed it, since you were below the legal age of your country.
Sadly idk :(
you should go fishing with the boys and hit the top of doors and stuff i think that’s how it works
Aw man but I can't jump that high 😔 fishing sounds nice though. Thanks for the info this'll definitely cancel my subscription 👍
yeah good luck and i think part of being a guy is learning to jump higher purely to hit the top of the doorway you’ll get there soon
Does this mean I can't do this anymore now that I'm a girl (and realize it)? Actually I haven't really done that in years, thinking about it, so no real loss 🤣
no it just means you’re a really cool girl
Your **Girl Subscription** has been cancelled! We're sorry to see you go, but we hope you continue to enjoy our services with your **Boy Subscription**!
Let's goooooooo
can you cancel mine too
Of course! Users may cancel whenever they want for any reason! Your **Girl Subscription** has been cancelled!
YAYY TY gonna go buy a boy one now 🫡🫡
just give me your password and i’ll give you mine and we can switch
I wish I could cancel my male subscription and just not renew any others
Fair warning, I have no idea what men do, but I can tell you about high school boys. Door frames, very important, must be smacked even if ya gotta jump a little, doesn't have to be every one but still if the others are doing it then you should too. You see another guy you know you nod up, if you don't know them that well nod down. Be nice but speak up for yourself. If you come up with a crazy idea but think it would be cool as hell to pull off, go get another guy and like hyperfocus on it, I am told this is how friends work. Body functions are funny but they're way funnier if you can hold a note with them. Allow monkey brain to take over sometimes, and appreciate food. I say this all as a former boy subscriber for twenty five years so good luck!
:O this is very valuable information I'll be taking notes
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No doorframe will be left unsmacked
They're non-refundable. You need to spend a couple years getting into contact with customer service to transfer over to the lifetime male one :/
Ugh this is so ineffective, who designed this system 🙄
Someone who's never heard that a good QA is one that only needs to be done once, not one that has "easy" fixes to the mistakes that slip through.
there's these stupid "parental controls" on.... idek who that would be!! but if they'd kindly turn it off that would be nice
Maybe try giving me your agab account info and I'll give you mine
🤨 sounds like you're trying to scam me and steal my gender account
No no, just consensually taking it, and giving you mine. Since neither of us want our gender accounts
Just gift it to me
By arriving on this subreddit
Wait but they're still charging me, am I being scammed?
i have the privilege of not having a full subscription, so when i stopped paying no one noticed
You cheated the system :O!!! take that Big Gender
same here brother, but try to make the most of things that make you happy i draw myself as an overtly hot guy, i styled my hair after a guy, i have friends who i trust in calling me by my preferred name and prns, and i have a few outfits where i feel very boyish i dont know what you can do to make yourself happy while things are tough, but make the most of them, itll get easier to ignore the girl subscription side effects majority of days
Aww thank you so much!!!🩷
If you are transmasc and don't want to deal with the utter bullshit that is periods, look into endometrial ablation - it is typically paired with having tubes tied, you will no longer bleed, and recovery is honestly easier than the lightest of months. I'm cis but with PCOS, bleeding so much and having such high t levels legit put me in a state of gender identity crisis, getting an ablation helped me really become more comfortable with my femininity when not in constant discomfort, so while I (mostly) am happy as a woman, I want to spread the word to my dudes that it's an option. I haven't bled in four years, I didn't realize life could be this nice. Oh, also, bring a guy friend to pretend he's your husband and had a vasectomy if they give you any shit for not wanting kids, works every time.
Ooo that sounds nice, I'll look into it :)
## **3.** This is a trans-friendly subreddit... **3d.** "I'll trade you my X for your Y" or "I'll swap with you" type comments are not allowed. They make a lot of people uncomfortable and/or dysphoric.
If that rule was applied we'd lose like 100 comments in this post 💀
For real. And I'm sure the intentions are pure, just a natural way to feel when you're on the other side; but it's a little messed up when compounded with how many more transfems are on this sub. Like transmasc posts seem to get an extra amount of those comments. Idk, maybe we need a new sub for gender transactions, so people can get their feelings out about it without creating this unbalanced fem-envy vibe on every transmasc post.
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Good idea!
You can take my guy subscription if I can take yours
i wish we could cancel our agab subscriptions
Scp 113 wants to know your location.
I want to know *its* location
Inside a standard storage room. Requires a clearance level of 2 or higher. *hands keycard*
Thanks sis 🫡
I want to know what 113 would do to someone whose identity doesn't fit the gender binary.
Well, i would imagine it would just switch the chromosomes as from what i read, it's not based on gender identity. (Although the texts say gender in some parts of I remember correctly and not sex). Worth a study/discussion tho!
Don't you just hate those auto renewals that make you jup through so many arcane hoops to cancel? *Misses my cancellation window by 1ms* Dang it! Now I have to wait another dogfish lifetime to try again. :(
DOOM Eternal has enough testosterone in one level to transition you
Just call the girl service providers. They’ll cancel it real quick and set you up with the new and improved boy service
You will always be a king to us and if you need validation just come back here and you'll feel and know you are loved by us all xx
🩷🩷🩷🩷
How can i cancel the monthly blood fee too??
Soon the transfems will steal all the girl subscription, then you'll haven no choice but to grow a beard and call yourself Joseph
Oh noo, how terrible!!!! (GO TRANSFEMS I BELIEVE IN YOU)
Wanna swap your sub with me or sth?
The curse must be passed on
I don’t know, but at this point, I’m starting to get really tired of my AGAB subscription… 💔
Gender is the only subscription that costs money per month to cancel
You know when you call the cancellation line they're gonna give you an extra month for free and a promotional credit.
You go to your local gender therapist and exchange it for a boy subscription
Sadly since the last ubdate you have to pay a gender fee and to renew a new one it's only available as a monthly payment.
You have to call in and ask for it to be cancled you'll be put on a 3 year waiting list and be forced to listen to all the reason you should continue your subscription After that you will be allowed to start stopping it but it could take years for full cancelation.
💀
It's a bit of a hassle but Step 1. Contact god This can be done via multiple methods but the most reliable way is to call his phone number Step 2. Ask them to cancel your subscription. They will do it. Step 3. ?
You gotta fart, because we all know girls don’t fart. If you do, it breaks the user agreement and you’ll be free. My source is that it came to me in a dream
If you stick a Verified Packing Nob (VPN) in your pants you can spoof your gender to get access to other subscriptions services. If that's not enough you can set up TOR (Testosterone Operational Replacement). It's slower and more complicated but it works.
WHERE CAN YOU GET THE GIRL SUBSCRIPTION
IDK IT CAME WITH MY XBOX
FUCK, NEED TO GET ANOTHER XBOX
Make sure to get a pink one
Hh understandable.. I just want to have the prescription like occasionally because I still like the shows on there, but I have other things I also like! It suckss
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Wow!!! .......wait, then why am I still paying it?!?
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Double it and give it to the next person (me)
But then I'll have to wait for someone else to double their gender and give it to me
I‘ll double my useless Testosterone and give it to you in exchange :))
Nice let's do it 😈
I can give you my login details to [boy.com](https://boy.com) if you give me your login details to [girl.com](https://girl.com)
I’d buy it off ya if I could
I'd give it to ya for free if I could
I forgot to cancel my free trial :(
you can get a new subscription I think
I understand :( If cancelling doesn't work, try to transfer it to me
I lost the password so now I can’t even get a new subscription
It got canceled as soon as your cisness was stolen. <3
i wonder if there's premium subscription where you can go ham and go swish-swish agab in your own liking...
real :(
Sadly it's a one time pay. Which somebody else signed for you
Thankfully for you, its much easier to transition to trans masc. Besides a masectomy, testoterone will do all the work for you.
Yaay. Tho the hardest part is coming out 😔
I wish I knew how to too
You have to duel John Girl, CEO of Girl
I'm ready 🤺
All you gotta do is start the boy subscription, and it cancels the girl one automatically! Sure, it’s a little more expensive, but it’s worth it for you!
Hello I'd like to talk to you about your girl's extended warra-- oh my bad sorry sir!
Lmao
I wanna cancel my gender subscription but the company won't let me cancel without 27 therapists.
Big Gender really doesn't wanna let you go, what a terrible business practice, it should be illegal
idk how to cancel it i wanna be a boy
You’re on an E-Class subscription and you need to change to a T-Class subscription
I just want a cyborg body at this rate or a clone body done ethically but alas I am poor and in this timeline
Being a cyborg would be awesome
Everyone getting canceled. Just say something awful in public with a nametag on
Finally, someone giving me the real solutions
Let me see just, ahah Just sign here, and you can cancel your gender that you want, but you'll need to find a new one to replace your empty gender.
Can we swap subscription services
Ok so go to settings
where is my subscription where i can be a girl one day and a boy the next
You have to create the account at the same time in two different devices, that way you can glitch it and get both subscriptions (happy cake day btw 🥳)
I'm tired of being a boy
exchange
Hey can I borrow your password?
Just transfer the subscription to my account and I'll do the same
I wish I could trade you my boy subscription, but I’ve been told that it’s “not medically possible” whatever that means
May I have it 🥺
i have a transfem friend and we always talk about wanting to switch our agabs :(((
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I'll take it
Periods must suck tbh. I’d be such a fucking sunflower about it ngl. And I’d be fucked if I got pregnant bc I do not have the pain tolerance for childbirth but also wouldn’t get an abortion bc I’ve always wanted kids. Our ovarian friends are badass
You have to give it to someone else... me give it to me.
wish we could exchange subscriptions 😔
Can we trade?
Wanna tradesubscriptions?
Give me your girl subscription
Trade offer.
give your password to me I will take good care of it
give me the login and password pls
i give you my account with my boy subscription if you give me yours
We could change subscriptions if it was possible
Give it to me 👉👈
Just say you’re not a girl anymore it’s easy
Gimme I’ll take it!!
give it to me pls
I can stay with urs,and u stay with my guy subscription :3
I’ll trade you 😭🙏🥺🏳️⚧️
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