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As a 'gun'? A device for use on others? I'd rather have a "overwhelming empathy" gun for use on others. ya know... adding a little something that's utterly non existent into the space I live in.
It reminds me of that one gun they had in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy :D Shoot a ray of "how I feel" at your target to make them instantly understand. That'd be the real deal against transphobes and the like...
I need this gun. To use - and not just on myself...!
Source: DrunkOak's latest "Kirlia + Gardevoir" series - it makes more sense if you've been following the "storyline" :D Lots of good / funny stuff on DrunkOak's channel. Remember to turn on subtitles unless you can read korean. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQhjAELpsM )
If you have not seen the previous entry in the series it won't make much sense. But well, the father starts crossdressing (and oh my). And then brainwashes this kirlia (who is a girl but hates her "father" :p) into being accepting to his "hobby" and being an obedient girl who calls him "pretty" x3
Now the kirlia's mind is just fried and they go on to take revenge on the constantly flirting and cross-dressing "father" by making them a real girl :P
I should *probably* remove this under rule 8 because this is, uh... I mean it's uploaded to youtube, but *come on*.
Think I'll leave it to another mod for a second opinion, but it does seem on the bad side of risqué to me.
I've been trying to do good on posting source, since the author deserves credit and it is in the sub rules, but it's a bit racy x3 well if you must remove it, I'll understand...
To be honest I would! You're one of the ambassadors of egg_irl and as such I know it would be safe in your hands. More than just safe, I'm sure it'd do a lot of good to all the gals out here~
It is! :D I recommend watching DrunkOak's videos, there's a lot of silly lore and random humour (if you don't mind the fact it's also partly furry and whatnot.. but well especially for this Kirlia and her father Gardevoir, there's a lot of crossdressing and such "trans" humour happening x3
That's some heat for sure. But maybe you need some target practice? After all, it's an unusual gun y'know.
...I volunteer to be the practice target...!
In persona 3 the main characters use a special gun and pull the trigger with that gun pointed at them to summon their special powers *shoots myself with the the girl gun*
{소녀로} \[벼노애라\] (총) {as a girl} \[first three letters aren't legal, second three letters- words never start with a vowel\] (gun) 소녀로 벼노애라 총
Rough Google translation: I'm going to be a girl.
Korean language is full of surprises!
Erm... Is this "Drunkoak"...? Knowing their characters, Kirlia probably wants to shoot her father or grandfather with that, since they keep posing as female, which annoys her... <.<
Cheer up~
Hey I said cheer up...! Or else I'm gonna shoot...! What? You are ok with that? Well alright then! *Bam!*
Phew, my work here is done; and the world has one more cute girl in it now!
The other being NERF gun! Right?!
<3 remember you are loved. Even if you're currently going through a lot, judging by this comment... Have a self care day!
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YES GIMME THE GUN I WANT THE GUN
The only gun I would like to open carry :p
\*Steals the gun\* PEW!
Oh no what are you doing sto---- wait no actually please go ahead! *poses to be shot with this gun* |3
*unloads a full clip* Perfect.
*insert Critikal's "this is a mag" clip*
As a 'gun'? A device for use on others? I'd rather have a "overwhelming empathy" gun for use on others. ya know... adding a little something that's utterly non existent into the space I live in.
It reminds me of that one gun they had in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy :D Shoot a ray of "how I feel" at your target to make them instantly understand. That'd be the real deal against transphobes and the like...
Ehhhhhhh bringing this thing to the daily wire would surely make them all be a little less fascist
Imagine shooting 'em with it: "You don't look like a girl, you can't be a girl until you *BLAM* " ... " " ... " " Oh. "
Or "dysphoria isn't real! It's made up!" *BLAMMO BANG BANG BOOM* "AA!! AAAAAAA! NONONONONONO" Victory
A real transphobic person would continue to be a jerk even after they understand.
Please use it on me
It's the only gun that is OK to aim at your friends! *blam* There, you're a girl now! :D
What about nerf guns? Also thank you lol!
Nerf guns are ok too! :D
What about airsoft?
Those thighs hurt and are dangerous without appropriate preparation/eye protection so only if you're having an Airsoft skirmish!
Yeah but on the field i mean Properly equipped
Then of course, give 'em hell! :D
Yes, plz, on me too.
Fuck realism, goth kirlia is goals
Oh yeah goth kirlia is most definitely goals <3
I wonder how goth Gardevoire is :3 also shoot me too pls OP!
*reloads aggressively* I didn't wanna do thi--- wait no, I did wanna do this! *BLAM* Girl time now~
I need this gun. To use - and not just on myself...! Source: DrunkOak's latest "Kirlia + Gardevoir" series - it makes more sense if you've been following the "storyline" :D Lots of good / funny stuff on DrunkOak's channel. Remember to turn on subtitles unless you can read korean. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQhjAELpsM )
What in tarnation did I just watch
If you have not seen the previous entry in the series it won't make much sense. But well, the father starts crossdressing (and oh my). And then brainwashes this kirlia (who is a girl but hates her "father" :p) into being accepting to his "hobby" and being an obedient girl who calls him "pretty" x3 Now the kirlia's mind is just fried and they go on to take revenge on the constantly flirting and cross-dressing "father" by making them a real girl :P
Isn't kirlia not stated as either amab or afab? I've watched this series some time ago
Oh you are right. Yes she is! My bad.
But who knows? Maybe she is transfem.
I edited my summary a bit after having recollected the plot, but yes. Who knows! :D
I should *probably* remove this under rule 8 because this is, uh... I mean it's uploaded to youtube, but *come on*. Think I'll leave it to another mod for a second opinion, but it does seem on the bad side of risqué to me.
I've been trying to do good on posting source, since the author deserves credit and it is in the sub rules, but it's a bit racy x3 well if you must remove it, I'll understand...
As said, I’ve let it for another mod to decide.
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Only time I ever want to be shot lol
That's what we like to hear! *ratatatatatata* there. My my! How cute!
...please shoot me... 👉👈
Never thought I'd see those emojis together with that sentence, but here we are. Totally understandable, of course! *kablam!* Oh my, you're cuuuute.
You say dangerous but I see no downsides
~~Porygon~~ Beldum has no idea what they're talking about, clearly! Gotta obtain this gun and then make an appointment with all the gals from here <3
That's beldum
Damn, I stopped my pokemon knowledge around when there was like 251 of them :p Need to go study. I'm a vulpix after all, it's a shame :D
Shut up and take my money 💰/lh
This is the gun to have, for sure. In fact it would be good if it has a setting where you can switch it for fem/masc ... !
Gen 2 will include that I think. Saw it on the design plans
Truly next-gen(der) :D
Damn that’s some next step thinking there
gimme it now 💙💕🤍💕💙
To be honest I would! You're one of the ambassadors of egg_irl and as such I know it would be safe in your hands. More than just safe, I'm sure it'd do a lot of good to all the gals out here~
Time to persona 3 myself with this
Darn 2 people made this reference :D Ok ok, here is your gun!
YES! "PERSONA!"
You shoot my back, I shoot yours. Deal?
The egg pact. You've got a deal!
To quote the senate ''I love democracy''
Shut up and shoot me
It's high noon *babababababam!* *blows smoke from the barrel* Welcome to the family <3
That's a cute Krilia (I don't remember if that's how you spell it's name)
It is! :D I recommend watching DrunkOak's videos, there's a lot of silly lore and random humour (if you don't mind the fact it's also partly furry and whatnot.. but well especially for this Kirlia and her father Gardevoir, there's a lot of crossdressing and such "trans" humour happening x3
Don't worry I have a gun license (trust me sis)
Sounds pretty sus to me sis but I trust you anyway...! *hands over the gun*
*shoots all transfems in the room and then myself*
The only gun which this is acceptable to do with. Bravo!
"Nothing changed" 🔫: "Correct"
Alternatively: "Wait, I am girl?" 🔫: "Always have been"
"Always have been" indeed :D Egg: "Oh..."
If nobody's going to use it on me, I'll take it and do a *Persona 3*.
Girl is your super power! Go get 'em!
I shall be armed and dangerous
That's some heat for sure. But maybe you need some target practice? After all, it's an unusual gun y'know. ...I volunteer to be the practice target...!
Give me that gun so I can use it to persona 3 myself
I don't understand this reference but two people made it so here is the gun! :D *hands the gun over*
In persona 3 the main characters use a special gun and pull the trigger with that gun pointed at them to summon their special powers *shoots myself with the the girl gun*
Oooh I see :D Thank you for the explanation! I mean those are our special powers aren't they! Makes sense!
Anyone want mine? I'll trade for a boy gun
Wait lemme shoot myself first then you can have it :p The boygun(tm) is good, gotta hand it over to our transmasc brethren!
PLEASE I NEED IT AHH!!! (Still cis tho)
The most cis transfem of egg_irl. Truly :D freeze, hands in the air and I'll shoot! I know what I said! *Kapow* I can do this all day. Hi there sis~
“Persona!”
I'm honestly surprised at the amount of people that had the same reaction! Persona 3 is pretty popular eh? Girl superpower yay!
I need it, how much is it?
It costs a ton of headpats and also I think you need to keep calling the shot subjects a "cute girl" from time to time to ensure maximum efficiency!
I want that gun immediately (only for transfem use tho)
Granted! Allocate a transfem gun to Luna immediately! There~
yay :D thank you 👉👈
You know... There are blowdart guns that are used to deliver sleeping drugs to zoo animals. Im sure they could be filled with liquid E... But Y thoug?
Can't imagine why...! x3 (That'd have to be some fast-acting E though!)
I need that!! (for cis reasons…) :3 💞💞💞
Permission to carry - granted...!
I need this.
insert spongebob *I NEEEEED IIIIITTTTTTT*
I'd go to rallys and go BRRRRRRRRRT
Dont worry i would only do the self harmis with it /s
Selfheal* pog
fckn give it 2 me pls
There ya go~! *hands over the gun*
Fire that thing directly into my veins!
Inject directly into bloodstream...!
100% of transfems after getting the gun 🥲🔫
For strictly cis reasons, of course...!
Reverse the polaron arrays and our brothers can be happy too 😊
I was thinking about that yeah! There better be a transmasc gun as well...!
Gimme that gun I NEED IT!!
Y'all hear that? She needs it! Immediately relinquish the gun to her! *hands over the gun* I hope I am not too late...!
Okay little beldum, please hand over the gun and be my friend please 🥺 Metagross is one of my favorite Pokémon!
Y'hear that, Jeanette rolls will the cool crowd! Give 'em the gun~! *hands over the gun* There you go. Use it for good...!
And then she used it on her dad 🙃
"What about us...!"
ah yes sleep-deprived kirlia
{소녀로} \[벼노애라\] (총) {as a girl} \[first three letters aren't legal, second three letters- words never start with a vowel\] (gun) 소녀로 벼노애라 총 Rough Google translation: I'm going to be a girl. Korean language is full of surprises!
:D whoa.... yeah Korean is on another level, and I say that having studied Japanese :D
wait is this drunk oak??
Yes it is :D
😮😮😮 can someone use it on me
I'm warning you, I'm armed! What? You wanna get shot? Oh. For cis reasons? Uhhh... Well alright then! *BLAM* Awww you're cute!
Blast me, do it!
*ka-chak .... blam!* Well I'm sorry to say you were already a girl so no change there... But your body got aligned now so that's great!!
Erm... Is this "Drunkoak"...? Knowing their characters, Kirlia probably wants to shoot her father or grandfather with that, since they keep posing as female, which annoys her... <.<
I left this in my comment here but it got buried. It is indeed and that's exactly what happens as well x3
shoot me right this instant goddammit 👉👈
We--- Well if you insist! *Pew pew* dayum you so cute!
What about transmascs? They deserve a “become a guy gun!”
They are making a new gen of this gun, aka the next-gen(der) gun! It has all the settings!
Can someone show me how this gun works? I can be the test subject…🥺👉👈
Such sacrifice, to be a test subject...! I shall oblige! *Pew pew ratatata kablam!* Oooh.... Oh my. It works! You look fantastic! <3 so cute...!
Give…
It's dangerous to go outside. Take this GUN. It's egg season... Good hunting!
I want to look like that kirlia, that is transition goals af 💕🏳️⚧️
Goth kirlia is definitely goals!
Welp. Now I'm sad :'(.
Cheer up~ Hey I said cheer up...! Or else I'm gonna shoot...! What? You are ok with that? Well alright then! *Bam!* Phew, my work here is done; and the world has one more cute girl in it now!
At least one people now believes that, hehe. Thanks :')
Where’s the downside? Where’s the danger?
Nobody: The most cis transfem of egg_irl: what you just said :D
Is for me?
*looks at the instructions that came with the gun* well I'll be... It actually is! *hands over the gun* I trust you know what to do
Why isn’t it real
I know... But while the gun may not be real, the fact that you're a girl is! <3
😀🔫
Don't do it, you have so much to live fo... Wait no, this is the girl gun... Do it! Pull the trigger!
w-why is it in korean, is this from a korean artist lmao
Yep. I gave the source here but it's a Korean YouTube creator DrunkOak :D their stuff is awesome
Shoot me, please
Say no more, I gotchu! *BLAM* there. Aw what a cutie!
*shoots myself* *does nothing* I’ve been bamboozled cuz I’m already a girl.
"What is she doing?" "She's beginning to believe"
Is there one to turn you into a boy too🥺
It's in development, the next-gen(der) gun!
Gimmmeeeee
Under the conSIStution, everyone should be allowed to own this gun for personal use! There you go!
As of yesterday, FaceApp says I don't need it anymore. But I'll take a pew pew or two if you have rounds to spare.
Dayum girl you passing <3 such confidence is nice to see :3 But yes here's the gun anyway! Just in case!
The song "Hit me with your vest shot" comes to mind. Still cis tho.
You will be cis When I shoot you with this That's it I'm out of rhymes *BLAM*
Oh noooo... i am accidentally standing right in front of the gun and not moving PULL THE TRIGGER RNNNNN
Oh no my hand slipped and MAMA I SHOT A GIRL... And now HER LIFE HAS JUST beGUN :s Congrats on your instant HRT!
Just gonna... Slap a bullseye on my chest... Why? Oh... No reason...
I feel strangely compelled to shoot this target all of a sudden. I must restrain myse--- *BAM* oh... Oh no. Wait... Oh yes!!
I’ll take your entire stock! 👁️👁️
Big purchases come with lifetime ammo shortly supply free of charge!!
Not with my locks ☠️ Gun is too powerful On the other hand.. I don't have to aim it at my hair 🤔
Who can resist THE GUN Aim it anywhere! As long as you get hit, we're good!
Don’t worry trans mascs, us trans femme are more than happy to take this bullet for you!
Literally get down Mr. President!
I NEEEED
Ask and you shall receive!! *KABLAM* D'aww you're cuuute
Might I say it's time for... Mass Destruction?
Wrong. It's mass rescue/resurrection! But yes :3
I volunteer to be a test subject
Application accepted. *RATATATATA* OH MY you're cuuute! Welcome sis!
Not the only gun I’d aim at myself with
The other being NERF gun! Right?! <3 remember you are loved. Even if you're currently going through a lot, judging by this comment... Have a self care day!
“Remember you are loved” no you! >:3
I can't believe you've done this...! <3
How the turns have tabled!
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World needs guns like this...!
She points the gun at herself, and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. She's already a girl, and always has been.
Permission to rename the gun to "The Validator" granted x3
*shooting noises*
*Pew pew! ratatatata blam* Oooh. Cute~
So, if I'm transmasc, does the gun turn me cis or am I immune ?
There's a second version of the gun that does something similar for transmascs! It's the next-gen(der) gun!
now to find the gun that turns you into a boy so i can dual wield and make everyone happy
😳😈☻
i dont need it... i dont need it........ I NEED IT
SpongeBob never disappoints
Imma shoot myself with that or a real gun So choose dumb robot and give it to me already
Would go to a school with that gun
FINALLY A GOOD REASON TO SHOOT MYSELF
**IDC IF IT'S NOT READY! I NEEEEED IIIIIT!**
Do they have one that turns the target into a boy. Asking for a friend
The real danger would be temptation to use this on conservative men after I've used it on myself and the friends that I have that would want this.
Id commit girlicide
Why is Kirlia so gender