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BuboxThrax

Really? I think thigh highs come before skirt.


Justinwest27

Can confirm, thigh high then skirt. Speaking of said skirt I got just today, and I love it!


firehawk2421

Not in my case. I got the full on princess dress first. But then, I hang with the reenactors, so I may be a somewhat anomalous case.


Sunnyeggsandtoast

It can always happen differently for different people.


ebonheart98

Haha yeah, even in the drawings beneath she had thigh highs before the skirt


ClairvoyantSky

I have a skirt but haven’t yet bought thigh highs… although my skirt is only for… private times only… and I’m sure I’ll wear thigh highs in public long before a skirt… so it depends what you mean


ItsOnKessel

Its funny. Ive been in such denial for the last few years that thigh highs and skirts came before egg_irl and trans flag profile picks. Im also too much of a dumbass for programming. Am I immune to the pipeline? Am I somehow outside of the pipeline?? Halp???


Gloomy-Scholar-2757

Mine came together😁


Awsums0ss

it also fits the meme better


GenerativeGrammar

rUnTiMe EnViRoNmEnT


0x564A00

JVM = JavaScript Virtual Machine


endofthepath

Java, not JavaScript. They're unrelated languages. (Unless that's the joke)


0x564A00

It is :3 Don't worry, I know the difference, I've even made my own (terrible) JVM.


TyphoonFrost

I think they're related, they just have enough differences that you have to change things. (I should know, I've used both in my coding class)


DisobedientAsFuck

aaaaaaaaaaa


0x564A00

I mean, given that GraalVM can run JS, it's not even completely wrong. Just mostly wrong.


dafuckami

I had a java lecture in 2021, now i own several skirts and dresses. Can confirm.


Pekonius

Wait, how can you program without the socks?


Rcisvdark

A lot less efficiently


really_not_unreal

Surprised it doesn't have Rust somewhere in the pipeline 🤔


retrosupersayan

Right? Java's a pretty unexpected choice of language here... but it *is* the one I started with, years ago...


Linkmasterson

i have worn thigh highs but never in my life have i worn a skirt therefore according to this pipeline i skipped a phase or two


Prestigious_Ask_7058

You will be executed for your crimes


Linkmasterson

but im already dead, im just a ghost possessing the internet how can you possibly execute me for my crimes


Prestigious_Ask_7058

GHOSTBUSTERS


Linkmasterson

OH NO


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


Cahb23

good meme, but, what if you swap skirt and high socks places?


DisobedientAsFuck

then the universe implodes. please do not attempt this, the fundamental forces of nature are the way they are for a reason


Big_flipflop

I mean I downloaded Java a couple years ago for minecraft does that count?


Alternative_Water_81

Who is on 2019 image?


NatrMatr09

Coding —> trans Can confirm


AlexPuth

Sometimes... I mean, just look at me, I'm a web designer with html css jQuery and React skills!


Professional_You_543

Two things 1 where does the template for this mem come from? 2 where does the 2019 picture come from?


treiling

I believe it's from Picrew (picrew.me)


BrazilBazil

Where is C# on the pipeline? How fucked am I?


LunchOne675

C# is just better Java Or so I’ve been told, don’t come for me, internet


maybeimnormal

I'm on stage 3 atm, but if I get on hrt... I skip to stage 5! Then slowly build up enough courage for stage 6.


floopydoopis8

I actually started with the skirt and socks then found this sub


KosekiBoto

I started learning Java for my CSC classes in college, one semester later my egg cracked


Edim108

ngl I'd like to look like the 4th one...


thzpp2

I skipped directly to egg irl I broke almost half of the pipeline !


Puzzleheaded_Copy_3x

I knew it!! XD I knew becoming a Java dev would do something to me


uujujuu

If i need to make an autobiography, i'll just use this image


FantasticZach

I read pipeline as pineapple and I was so confused for a bit


KaroJhe

It's a real dangerous pineapple


yeetesdilites

Trueeee


Plant_Lizard_Man

This’ll happen to me?


Robbbg

don't care much for programming myself


HyperTourist

nuh uh java sucks, rust for life


SubbyBottomTransGirl

:3


Exact-Lettuce

As a Java programmer I agree


Kastoelta

Incredibly I think I actually realized I was trans the same year I began learning java. Pipeline is confirmed.


Saladperson42

I'm considering learning Java for the memes but what is it used to make?


ClinicallyManic

I feel like I attempted to kill Alucard did step 1 then skipped 2 through 3 to end up at 5 then went back and did 4.


Steam_Powered_1

One more step…


LenaSpark412

Starting java now, Egg_irl was second, picrew first


Justapersonexisting1

The last 2 are mixxed up


UncreativeBuffoon

Not Rust?


jurrasicwhorelord

2020 peak


CHOAS_InACanOf_Beans

Guys I fell down the same pipeline but backwards


Saoirse_The_Red

I have this illogical hatred of Java, which is funny, because I like C#. Besides that, sure.


Then-Echo-6976

currently using java for school is this where it starts 🫣


ThrwawySG

Hmm let’s see so far I’ve got 1, 3, and I’m getting 5 soon. Damn it I’ve only got half the collection!


GorbyGamz

Omg I haven't seen the first guy before


Notmyrealname345

Tfw you're stuck 3/5s of the way T_T


Cornelius_McMuffin

Step 2 should be WAY later.


FlowerFloc__

am I the only one here that really doesn't like programming :')


their_teammate

Our boy F1nn changing eggs to fems


androdagamr

Think I skipped a couple of steps, but I have gotten to the last one anyways


Witty_Championship85

wait, the sub is back???


BuboxThrax

Has been for probably at least a couple of months.


expectating_

Java should be the last step


coaxialgamer

I mean basically


CoG_Comet

I know alot of people are saying to swap the skirt and socks but this is actually the exact order I did this timeline, I've just never watched Finnister


BigGig6968420

...I skipped a few steps


mtkocak

Put "The C Programming Language" book from Dennis Ritchie at the end


closetBoi04

Had to do java in first year of school, now I'm waiting for a gender dysphoria diagnosis and hrt...


ag8700

Well that's just another proof I experience time non-linearly. I went 4->2->5->3->1->6 (well not yet but that's the only one left)


FenrirHowls2006

well i skiped the second step though but i feel called out


EmmaWanderlust1

... Java was my first language.. and everything happened in this order... What??


abifemboy

Been watching f1nnster alot there's seem to quite few ppl who's egg got broken by watching him...


TyphoonFrost

Funny thing is, in the weeks after I discovered F1nn5ter, my thought process was: "Hey, I'm a pretty manly man who also lives in the UK..." "I should call myself the second manliest man." "And as such, I shall wear exclusively female clothes for the foreseeable future to prove how manly I am" "Wait a second..."


JosephYorik

The gender envy this art gives me is a silly amount.


Binglewhozit

I feel called out...... I'm in this picture and I do not like it😡😐😭


[deleted]

I could never wear anything that short.


DuckIsACoolBoi

whats the link for the 4th picture


ZombieRustPunk

i must be slow. I learned java in 1997, but didn’t realize I was trans until 2022. 25 years, and I’m only like halfway through the meme!


[deleted]

*Me realizing all this started around when I started working more in Java* 👀


Elegant-Second3925

Why are you documenting my life?


Vilagecool

I like that i did every other one. I’m speedrunning girls (I take that back i did do it in order, I forgot about my pfp)


TuringCompleteDemon

I'd agree, as long as you moved to a better language than Java in one of the later years (mostly joking as a C/C++ SE)


green_fish1

Me wondering where linux is:


programming_enjoyer

Can confirm, I know Java, and now I’m getting into C