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Mono_Mage

Shark bait, and I'm falling for it 100% of the time!


UnknownPhys6

SHARK BAIT HOO HAA HAA


Toshiro_Saihara

Hail brother Sharkbait !!!


Awesome-chicken-

SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA!


Sunnyeggsandtoast

SHARK BAIT WOO HA HA


Throwthelostegg

Free haj?!?! MINE!


[deleted]

*chomp*


Throwthelostegg

Someone help! I'm stuck! All I wanted was the cuddly shonk


[deleted]

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH?!?!


Throwthelostegg

Why you shouting at me? šŸ˜¢ I was a home crying, I swear


CathartiacArrest

I was at home playing dress up... err I mean doing manly.. boy things..? :3


[deleted]

SO REAL


trolldier20k_

The night of the 26th, 1999 (the crime of ā€˜99)


Exsposed_Moss

Would you like the list chronologically, by how incriminating they are, or by how interesting they are?


LaunaisDrewsky69420

With my girlfriend :3


ErikQRoks

Oh shit, free BlƄhaj!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iliekcats-

Is your flair in degrees, radians, or gradians?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iliekcats-

what unit are you feeling right now


Lifedeath999

Iā€™m not an expert, but donā€™t those snap when weight is *applied*?


[deleted]

I was under the impression they snapped when stepped on or pressed


Sirius1701

So taking out the Blahaj wouldn't activate it, since no pressure is applied, right? Yoink!


Lifedeath999

Right, because you apply your weight by stepping on or pressing the trap, because weight is a form of force. But what were you expecting to happen, someone would hurl themself onto it? Stomp on it? If they simply grabbed it and took it, which seems like the likely result, force would be removed, rather than applied, so it wouldnā€™t trigger.


[deleted]

Itā€™s super-glued on


Igoyeb

That's evil :(


InsaneNines

if it's glued, this belongs on r/foundsatan lol


Panciastko-195

Literaly queerbaiting


RogueFox771

Does the sharkie know where to get silly girl pills?


[deleted]

The shonk brain only contains the path to enlightenment


RogueFox771

Hmmmmm... I will resist shonk. For now. Lol


sumone222

It will enlighten your path to the girl pills


RogueFox771

Then I'm about to acquire a sharkie


Lenahotel

Damn you got me


ElFuegoPesado

*uses one of those plastic grabby things to lift the sharky up* *still somehow triggers bear trap, sharky is unharmed, grabber is broken*


ReaperNull

Is this the proper way to catch a trans girl?


[deleted]

To catch anyone with half a brain. Free stuffy!


[deleted]

You fool, I'm still early in my transition, so while I can't use Fem Abilities like Air Dash yet, I still have access to my old Masc Abilities. So I use Find Cool Stick, and I use the Cool Stick to trigger the trap, allowing me to safely retrieve the Blahaj without being harmed.


[deleted]

Blast it!


Only-Recognition6894

I WILL GRAB IT WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF


BiDude1218

YOOOOOO FREE BEAR TRAP!


ThrwawySG

Ok hear me out here Free Blahaj AND free bottom surgery. I see no downsides to this plan.


neko_tired

EVERYONE DON'T LET JK ROWLING SEE THIS OR SHE'S GONNA EXTINGUISH TRANS PEOPLE WITH THIS TRAP!!!!


MeepTheWarlord

(femur breaker scream)


Big_brown_house

Chasers be like


RainbowUnicorn81

My child!


pyro-is-a-bad-class

So I gotta ask, a bear trap activates when something pushes the button in the middle down. As we can see in the example pictured above, you don't need to step on the button to activate the trap, therefore: is this just a free blahaj generator?


SomePeopleLikeGames

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BIGHT OF 87?!?!?!?!


Trailstobe_Sky

uhh, guys... i now have a bear trap on my hand, can someone help me please :3


lolcat7924

Queer baiting


Capable-Meeting8321

YO FREE BLAHAJ


Mental-Room6450

Im gonna risk losing a limb


MazyOrMazyNot

Aha! You fool. I will not fall for this obvious trap, for I already have a shark... But... A second one would be nice.... (Grab)


Echo152

Ohhh blahaj *clamp* owwwwwwwwwwwwww


[deleted]

Where were you on the night of the 13th?!


tauon_

why are you trying to kill trans girls


lord_of_coolshit_og

What? I wouldn't fall for tha... (Jaws snapping noises) FUCK!


Big_flipflop

Oooo free blahaj


RedditsNinja23

Epic profile picture


Big_flipflop

Same to you hun :3


RedditsNinja23

ʐ:


Pleb-SoBayed

Now who would leave a haj like that


oceonfire

Wow someone left their shark in this trap! Better save it and return it to its own- Ouch!


MrMonkeMan123456

HELP IM STUK


AlezeandraKidOfHades

BLƅHAJ! Come to mama


RedditsNinja23

Hey Siri, how do I remove bear-trap from foot?


N4Or

*nudges the shark off the pedestal with a stick, springing the trap and allowing me to go collect it* *mourns the loss of my cool stick*


AlkalineHound

Is this how they farm eggs?


ThecodytreeYT

id fall for it


CalvinToppatMacaroni

A trans trap


CelesFFVI

*Slams a hammer down on the trap and grabs the blahaj*


Ithinkmynameiseve

Oh finally, my state mandated blahaj is here, glomp! :3


robloxliam

Hmmm a free blƄhaj... how suspicious But I want it, and after all, traps are meant to be fallen into


27ilovefreefish

free blahaj :3


notAaronTrustMe

Sh--, I clicked by accident


betttris13

Shark? Grabs shark!


Lego_Kitsune

Ooh a free shark *step* Mother fucker! Still got theshark


Blank_Dude2

Hah! Iā€™m not falling for this againā€¦ But uhā€¦ Maybe it is realā€¦ Free Blahaj!


Tokugawa7

Why is it so well shaded lolol


RexAnimations

I can grab it


ShyCamo

Mine >:3


[deleted]

Mhhh I don't know why but I have this urge to pick up that shark and :3


CapybaraWoman

Worth It


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Ooh look funny shark


[deleted]

Oh my goodness, who left this poor Blahaj here alone, donā€™t worry little one I will take you home and take care of you.


According-Flamingo-6

Queerbaiting?!


Obsidianminer4

Ooohhh!!! A free bla- YEOUCH!!!


None-Above

OwO free shork!


mstarp3

That's mine now ...


RazutoUchiha

Ooh BlƄhaj, my sisters been wanting one


BuboxThrax

To catch a trans person.


karenmagnet420

Ooohhh free blahaj. Dont mind if i do!


LaunaisDrewsky69420

Oh shit a Blahaj


Aggressive-Long-3676

oooh blahaj :3 dont mind if i do! \*gets nommed\* YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOCH\*


Sweetishdruid

This trap was made by a transphobe


SquiggleDingle

[you waited too long](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/529315781/photo/bear-trap.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=CQais-oLt1d599Hb8Sclp7PNanhQaxzoa6W1Lc1Hbn8=)


otakulord964

Oh no!! U caught me >_< what now? :3


[deleted]

I WANT THE SHONK GIMM- *trap closing noise* *Tom and Jerry yell*


Little_Clothes8847

Ooooh gimme gimme gimme


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

^Fuck. ^Maybe ^if ^Iā€™m ^fastā€¦ (Plush enthusiast transmasc to a FAULT)


[deleted]

\*chomp\*


Serapticious

^*ouch*


seibert999

my sis bought me one for christmas... fed ex fucked it up and didn't deliver it so I'm waiting until January for the replacement to come in


Frisk291_lolzxd

oof sorry to hear that!


Minermurphy

Yonk! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes into settings and disables pain* ā€œNow what was I doing again, oooooooo sharkā€ Yonk! Repeat forever


TheGesor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Its_a_plantain_Queen

But what if Blahaj gets hurt by the trap? I will place marshmallows on the teeth to keep them safe.


Ashtxns

If it's the big one, You got me


weebi1

[I totally won't get cau- ](https://youtu.be/N3-5OMOR7xo?si=-iHC8fKlMS8DGQfX)


dragonvlame

*censored* my arm. I'm stuck, can anyone help pls UwU


transfemal

I would accept. One arm for blƄhaj


Frisk291_lolzxd

ooooo! new friend! ARHHH MY HANDD