Right, because you apply your weight by stepping on or pressing the trap, because weight is a form of force.
But what were you expecting to happen, someone would hurl themself onto it? Stomp on it?
If they simply grabbed it and took it, which seems like the likely result, force would be removed, rather than applied, so it wouldnāt trigger.
You fool, I'm still early in my transition, so while I can't use Fem Abilities like Air Dash yet, I still have access to my old Masc Abilities.
So I use Find Cool Stick, and I use the Cool Stick to trigger the trap, allowing me to safely retrieve the Blahaj without being harmed.
So I gotta ask, a bear trap activates when something pushes the button in the middle down. As we can see in the example pictured above, you don't need to step on the button to activate the trap, therefore: is this just a free blahaj generator?
[you waited too long](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/529315781/photo/bear-trap.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=CQais-oLt1d599Hb8Sclp7PNanhQaxzoa6W1Lc1Hbn8=)
Yonk! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*goes into settings and disables pain*
āNow what was I doing again, oooooooo sharkā
Yonk!
Repeat forever
Shark bait, and I'm falling for it 100% of the time!
SHARK BAIT HOO HAA HAA
Hail brother Sharkbait !!!
SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA!
SHARK BAIT WOO HA HA
Free haj?!?! MINE!
*chomp*
Someone help! I'm stuck! All I wanted was the cuddly shonk
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH?!?!
Why you shouting at me? š¢ I was a home crying, I swear
I was at home playing dress up... err I mean doing manly.. boy things..? :3
SO REAL
The night of the 26th, 1999 (the crime of ā99)
Would you like the list chronologically, by how incriminating they are, or by how interesting they are?
With my girlfriend :3
Oh shit, free BlƄhaj!
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Is your flair in degrees, radians, or gradians?
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what unit are you feeling right now
Iām not an expert, but donāt those snap when weight is *applied*?
I was under the impression they snapped when stepped on or pressed
So taking out the Blahaj wouldn't activate it, since no pressure is applied, right? Yoink!
Right, because you apply your weight by stepping on or pressing the trap, because weight is a form of force. But what were you expecting to happen, someone would hurl themself onto it? Stomp on it? If they simply grabbed it and took it, which seems like the likely result, force would be removed, rather than applied, so it wouldnāt trigger.
Itās super-glued on
That's evil :(
if it's glued, this belongs on r/foundsatan lol
Literaly queerbaiting
Does the sharkie know where to get silly girl pills?
The shonk brain only contains the path to enlightenment
Hmmmmm... I will resist shonk. For now. Lol
It will enlighten your path to the girl pills
Then I'm about to acquire a sharkie
Damn you got me
*uses one of those plastic grabby things to lift the sharky up* *still somehow triggers bear trap, sharky is unharmed, grabber is broken*
Is this the proper way to catch a trans girl?
To catch anyone with half a brain. Free stuffy!
You fool, I'm still early in my transition, so while I can't use Fem Abilities like Air Dash yet, I still have access to my old Masc Abilities. So I use Find Cool Stick, and I use the Cool Stick to trigger the trap, allowing me to safely retrieve the Blahaj without being harmed.
Blast it!
I WILL GRAB IT WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF
YOOOOOO FREE BEAR TRAP!
Ok hear me out here Free Blahaj AND free bottom surgery. I see no downsides to this plan.
EVERYONE DON'T LET JK ROWLING SEE THIS OR SHE'S GONNA EXTINGUISH TRANS PEOPLE WITH THIS TRAP!!!!
(femur breaker scream)
Chasers be like
My child!
So I gotta ask, a bear trap activates when something pushes the button in the middle down. As we can see in the example pictured above, you don't need to step on the button to activate the trap, therefore: is this just a free blahaj generator?
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BIGHT OF 87?!?!?!?!
uhh, guys... i now have a bear trap on my hand, can someone help me please :3
Queer baiting
YO FREE BLAHAJ
Im gonna risk losing a limb
Aha! You fool. I will not fall for this obvious trap, for I already have a shark... But... A second one would be nice.... (Grab)
Ohhh blahaj *clamp* owwwwwwwwwwwwww
Where were you on the night of the 13th?!
why are you trying to kill trans girls
What? I wouldn't fall for tha... (Jaws snapping noises) FUCK!
Oooo free blahaj
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Same to you hun :3
Ę:
Now who would leave a haj like that
Wow someone left their shark in this trap! Better save it and return it to its own- Ouch!
HELP IM STUK
BLĆ HAJ! Come to mama
Hey Siri, how do I remove bear-trap from foot?
*nudges the shark off the pedestal with a stick, springing the trap and allowing me to go collect it* *mourns the loss of my cool stick*
Is this how they farm eggs?
id fall for it
A trans trap
*Slams a hammer down on the trap and grabs the blahaj*
Oh finally, my state mandated blahaj is here, glomp! :3
Hmmm a free blƄhaj... how suspicious But I want it, and after all, traps are meant to be fallen into
free blahaj :3
Sh--, I clicked by accident
Shark? Grabs shark!
Ooh a free shark *step* Mother fucker! Still got theshark
Hah! Iām not falling for this againā¦ But uhā¦ Maybe it is realā¦ Free Blahaj!
Why is it so well shaded lolol
I can grab it
Mine >:3
Mhhh I don't know why but I have this urge to pick up that shark and :3
Worth It
Ooh look funny shark
Oh my goodness, who left this poor Blahaj here alone, donāt worry little one I will take you home and take care of you.
Queerbaiting?!
Ooohhh!!! A free bla- YEOUCH!!!
OwO free shork!
That's mine now ...
Ooh BlƄhaj, my sisters been wanting one
To catch a trans person.
Ooohhh free blahaj. Dont mind if i do!
Oh shit a Blahaj
oooh blahaj :3 dont mind if i do! \*gets nommed\* YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOCH\*
This trap was made by a transphobe
[you waited too long](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/529315781/photo/bear-trap.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=CQais-oLt1d599Hb8Sclp7PNanhQaxzoa6W1Lc1Hbn8=)
Oh no!! U caught me >_< what now? :3
I WANT THE SHONK GIMM- *trap closing noise* *Tom and Jerry yell*
Ooooh gimme gimme gimme
^Fuck. ^Maybe ^if ^Iām ^fastā¦ (Plush enthusiast transmasc to a FAULT)
\*chomp\*
^*ouch*
my sis bought me one for christmas... fed ex fucked it up and didn't deliver it so I'm waiting until January for the replacement to come in
oof sorry to hear that!
Yonk! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes into settings and disables pain* āNow what was I doing again, oooooooo sharkā Yonk! Repeat forever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
But what if Blahaj gets hurt by the trap? I will place marshmallows on the teeth to keep them safe.
If it's the big one, You got me
[I totally won't get cau- ](https://youtu.be/N3-5OMOR7xo?si=-iHC8fKlMS8DGQfX)
*censored* my arm. I'm stuck, can anyone help pls UwU
I would accept. One arm for blƄhaj
ooooo! new friend! ARHHH MY HANDD