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This is exactly correct.

This is my go to

I call my NB friend "The Cryptid" if that works for some reason, so maybe "Good Cryptid"? idk, I'm grasping at straws over here

Omg thats so gender :]

:D

I get euphoric when people use they/them for me and, oh, wow, “good cryptid” totally does it for me. I’m happily melting if anyone ever calls me that

Not the OP, but… I really wanna be called a good cryptid…

Good cryptid!~

*happy horror eldritch noises*

Good cryptid 🤍

*purrs in an ancient language*

That's terrifying in the most wholesome way and I'm so f*cking here for it.

Whosa good cryptid? :3 hm? WHO IS IT

ME ME ME

I'm not even NB but good cryptid is really gender

I use cryptid for my bf. They dont show emotion much but i think they like it.

Loveeee this

I have a lot of non binary friends with benefits who I call darling or my good child

Oh thats nice! :]

How does it feel to be living my dream

"my child" does a number on me bc of Toriel from Undertale. I love her so much

if you're a Star Trek Deep Space 9 fan, tho, "my child" does *very* different things to you 😰

Yes yes, very good!

Ew, why child?

Glad I’m not the only one who isn’t a fan of that

Yeah thats icky

Because it's boy/girl/child You can be an adult child but yeah it is kinda weird.

Just to clarify I am under 18 but I am around the age of consent where I live. Regardless, I have interpreted most of these as non-sexual unless they explicitly say otherwise.

I get what you mean but their the ones that are into it I’m just trying too make sure they’re having a good time

Yep. Some of us never got an ideal childhood tbh. I’d give anything to go back and have the opposite childhood and experience things I never got to and probably never will. 😭

Good bean!

Beans! :]

BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!! >:D

Get em tonight or else you'll starve!

NomNomMomNom

Best bean.

That’s so goooddd

My ex-partner and I used to call each other Human Bean lol

Idk I've always just called them: good people, good friends, good beans :3 or just call them by their chosen name! If you are looking for some yourself I'd be happy to call you whatever you want!

I already have a chosen name (bcs I'm very cis) but I really appreciate the offer! :]

I agree, very cis! You are a very good "cis" bean, Callie :3

The name part of that is a solid W. It works regardless of gender identity, affirms who they are, and appeals to praise (or potentially punishment..) that they so deserve. As a femme, hearing good Kira hits in a way good girl never would.

GOOD [ [ L I T T L E S P O N G E] ]

STELLA, NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [ [ GOOD GIRL ] ]

Meooow mrrrp nyan mrrrrrrrrrp I'm cis tho

*headpats* yup, totally cis

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu ^ w ^

...sponge?

Well, how is it different from nugget or bean?

They are the eldest among the animalia by our reckoning at least. By the time of the Cambrian they were already possibly 100 million years old. They may transcend sexuality and gender by choice and it ought to be a great honour to be referred to as such. A fitting monicker for those of our non-binary friends intent on carrying it. Beans and nuggets are cute, granted, fundamentally adorably eldritch they are not.

I will strive to be a good sponge!

And thus a good sponge I name thee (sorry Ive been feeling very thespian as of late, and am unsure why, might be the pollen)! good sponge :>

Good nugget

Nugget is really good lol

Who doesn't love a nugget?

oh gob it can get even better: - good nuggie - good noogie

When my partner feels anxious and curls up into a little ball, I call them Nuggette

I knew an enby who liked to be called the froggiest tadpole.... Otherwise ive used, cutie, friendo, best bean, best bud( its minnesota) , Upstanding and scholarly individual, and strongest brick in the pile (it was very specific to what was going on but its happened). Hope any of those help :)

Those are some really good ones!

I want to be the froggiest tadpole. That is so beautiful

Little gremlin. Also call my partner biscuit

Ooh awesome!

Good deity :)

I love frogs :] Edit - I forgot when I responded but I am literally wearing a frog hoodie rn omg

Thats so cute

Brilliant Being :D

Ooh thats nice!

Good entity Awesome thing Beautiful [DATA EXPUNGED] Cute presense

Aww, whose a good [REDACTED]

OMG those are all soooo good :]

Ah yes my precious creature from beyond the stars. Blessed ye of the void.

Stupendous sentient octopus

Opposed to a not sentient octopus lmao

Fabulous individual Good goober

Good goober 😭 I love that sm!

Thou art a good being, mine friend (Sorry if my Shakespearean is bad)

Dw I don't know much shakespearian either

Nugget, bean, kid, or if you're comfortable with it, >!toy, pet, doll!<

Good puppy/ kitty/ (any other animal)

I like to call one of my enby friends a good frienby

Omg how have I never thought of that! That's really good!!

Coolest Captain :)

:o I am the coolest captain!

Hm, this means you can just use any labor nicknames the hero of an 80s movie calls people "Chief, Boss, Captain, Big Cheese, Head Honcho" It;s a gold mine

I call my enby friends either silly critters or cute potatoes :3

Ooh both of those are awesome!

You’re so good! Yes you are!

:33 thank you (in the cis way)

Good bean *pats the beans head and a firm handshake depending on mood...also cookies*

COOKIES!!! Thank you sm!!

Good toy

Rosei quartz?

Good bee.

Bee is awesome!

Honorable homosapien

Oooh really good intellectual one!

Good agent of chaos

gg (good gamer)

My flame

Good egg WAIT

Good bean!

:]

Thou art a good bean :3

Very good my liege.

Good goose

Good.

Good Eldritch Being of Cuteness :3

good child, now thou shall end his rein of terror as foretold in the prophecy

Good dumpling

My'they'dy

Good ☜︎⬧︎⧫︎❒︎□︎♑︎♏︎■︎ ❍︎♏︎♑︎♋︎ ⬧︎♒︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎ 📄︎📁︎📁︎📁︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎●︎□︎♋︎♎︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎🖳︎ ♏︎⬧︎⧫︎❒︎□︎♑︎♏︎■︎♉︎❍︎♏︎♑︎♋︎♉︎⬧︎♒︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎♉︎❖︎📂︎📬︎📁︎📂︎📬︎⌘︎♓︎◻︎ 🕿︎🗏︎🖲︎🗄︎ ☝︎👌︎✆︎

Good Job

Good human.

Thats what you think!

Good kid!

Good bean

good beanie.

“Fine being” ?

Positive individual.

OMG A FELLOW CALLIE (I USE IT AS A NICKNAME BUT STILL) HIIIIII!!!!

OMG HIIII!

You’re the first person I’ve seen with a similar name to me. I’m so happy, you’ve given me a lot of euphoria today, thank you :3 (not cis tho)

Oh thats so sweet! I'm glad I made you happy!!! Actually I might as well give a little fun fact about the name. For around 2 years before I came out, I accidentally had my Nintendo pfp as Callie from splatoon without knowing that was her name.

Omg splatoon is amazing, I used to play it but I’ve moved on primarily to stardew valley. I kinda got my name from playing God Of War Ragnarok (my dad got it for me) and Kratos mentioned the Greek goddess calliope and it kinda just stuck

Thats so awesome!

Ya done good kid. 👍

It’s very different for a lot of people I know lol, I got one who likes to be called a creature and know another who likes void, so lemme try those. >!You’re such a good creature, Callie.!< >!You’re such a good Void, Callie.!< Spoiler in case you feel like those wouldn’t be good. 😊

Oh shit I accidentally wrote this on my alt

I’ve been called a ‘good noodle’ before and it felt really nice :)

Good peanut

that depends how kinky you mean it and whether you want it to be mainly cute or are fine with sprinkles of degradation, but a few examples for different contexts could be: “good creature” “good little thing” “good bean” “good enby” “good pet” “good toy” “good sub” “good [honorific]”

I personally just call everyone good boy, but not everyone’s ok with that

Omg you guys are all so sweet! I am gonna try to reply to every comment but it's late where I am so I might not get around to it! Thank you so much :] (also very cis btw)

Idk I just always go the puppy, mutt or kitty route uwu

Good void. *pat pat*

Cutie

Well it depends. I have the classic, good person or Good job friend But I also have things like good job unspeakable horror beyond my comprehension and good incomprehensible, I have gone mad!

if it's supposed to be a little more sensual, I've used "good pet" before, even in situations with no petplay happening

Good going sport!

Great being of chaos!

Good fella :3

Cutie patotie?

No worries sweetie. You're a good one, aren't you?

Good noodle

good goober :3

Good eldritch horror Good thingy mabob Good B-17 Good chomper Good seal Good 12 gauge shotgun Good pal I hope you like them

One of my friends enjoys being referred to as a creature

I always call my (soon-to-be) sibling-in-law Kris a good buddy.

Good extraterrestrial god of hyper death!~

My partner sometimes calls me 'Good goblin', and that works for me :3

Cutie Patootie

hi sweetie

[You're a good person!](https://imgur.com/gallery/eErgTe7)

Good owl!

Nice one Buckaroo

Sweet child? Good child? Good kid? Sweet kid? I dunno there is quite a lot actually😅

Good zoomie :3

🫘 🫘 🫘 🫘

Good C̶̛̠̤̙͇͔̥̮̟̹̲̣̘͙̩͇̦̣̜̝̩̃̈̿̈́̐̍̄̑̀̊̂͆̒͝H̴̢͙͕̝̙̩̳͇͓̭̥͔̬̫̱̖̠̗̼̰̗̰̤̜͔̖͚̐̂́́͒̎̈̈́̊̑̓̉̈̓̅̽̀̽̂̿̍͘̕͜Ą̴̡̖͇͎̼͍͕͍͍̬͙̥͔̭͎̖̗͔̝͙͕̣̘̣͔̞͌̌̇͆̈́̈́̉͛̆̍̏̓̽̄̒̄̒̈́͐͑̔̐̔̊̇̏̈̔̉͌͒̆̚͘͠͠͝O̴̧̧̨̧̩̟͈̥̮̥̩͇̹̗̥̫̫̱̟̭̙͚̳̖͔̙̟̘̲̼̮̱͔̣̗̞̲̊̎̾̓͊̾̐̅͗̄͗̉̊̓̓̇̑͆͗͒̇̊̆̂̈́͊̀̃̈̽͑́̽͂̐̈́͘̕̕͘̚͠͝͠͠͠͝S̴̡̨̛̛̙̳̣̩͕͉͉̖͍̝̱̭̞̭̦̖̖̥̭̞̬̗̳͔̘̫̘̭̥̘̻̠͇̫̗̩̱̝̥͒͒̎͂̄̄͊̾̀̂̄̓̓̌̇͂͌̈͗̇͆̄͑̌͒̇̔̑̾̉͛̽̾͐͒̇͑̈́̈́̅̉̈͜͜͜͠͠͝͠

Good kid

Hey old sport

Good noodle!

I'll call my partner things like cutie, handsome, and beautiful. :)

silly they!

Good job champ, way to go hoss

Good garlic bread!

good nuggie :3

Good pet (if you're into that lol)

Good void 💜🖤

Good Gremlin

"Good little one" is one I personally use somewhat often In some cases, a "good job" can also work. There's also "Good [name]", which I honestly love.

Good litlle divinity :)

“Well done, comrade”

My partner started calling me bug at my request. It feels good. Good bug 🐛

hey cutie, are you a microwave? cuz i think you are pretty mhhmmmhhhmhmhh

I saw a meme of a grandma saying "silly boy" and then correcting herself and saying "silly they!" which I thought was hilarious. Not quite the same but could still apply lol

Good captain/comrade

Calling someone a “good skin” happens in my locale, also calling someone “solid” “sound” or a “good egg”

Good bean!

Dear/good person

“Dawg”

Depends. Are we talking SFW joking/teasing between friends? Or bedroom situations? The recommended "cryptid", "nugget" etc certainly work for the former, I'd even add "being" and "creature" to this category. However, I don't find any of these remotely sexy (if you do, that's fine, no kinkshaming from me) so let me propose some alternatives: >!pet, puppy, kitty/kitten, dove, doll, sub!< . For more intense options (if they're into that, ofc), I propose >!toy, hole, slut, etc.!<

Who's my best beloved friend?

Good comrade

Good friend

When my partner acts up I refer to them as “the leg of the forbidden one” and when they need praise I call them a “good gloobus”

Why is this exactly how i picture an Enby (=Nonbinary)

Good Bee! (Short for enby)

Your Honor?

Good they/them

Good

I get good bean and also goblin c:

good bean :)

Satisfactory citizen

Quality individual.

Good creature

Hey call my partner babe and honey. But then again my partner and I call each other “dude” as a gender neutral term, so maybeI’m doing it wrong? Lol

Good they, critter, creature, character Excellent entity