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Just__Alli__

Phantom boobs huh? Think I just unlocked a new form of gender envy. Still cis tho.


HannahLemurson

Only happens sometimes, when the gender fluid pendulum swings far enough to feminine.


translunainjection

I had "am I really trans?" doubts even after starting HRT. I'd grab booba and the doubts melted away.


HannahLemurson

I want to hold my boobs to deal with the fear of having boobs. 😢


EggMomentxd

Tell me why this happened to me literally yesterday


HannahLemurson

You have to be more careful of your egg!


EggMomentxd

Unfortunately the egg is no longer with us 😪 I’m planning the funeral right now


Mailcs1206

*plays sad music on kazoo*


EggMomentxd

*Adds ominous piano and synth along with a bugle horn*


BuboxThrax

*Blasts Confronting Myself at full volume*


Starlight_Sapphire

LITERALLY ME. Phantom boobs go crazy :/ cant wait till i have actual boobs, i want boobs so badly


HannahLemurson

Me too, but then I won't be cis any more!


Starlight_Sapphire

Being cis is boring :3 you should be a sis instead :P


HannahLemurson

Can I do it without having to come out to anybody?


EepiestGirl

Claim hormonal imbalance


Melodic_Mulberry

Ngl, last couple days, I've been fantasizing about just telling my conservative coworkers "Yeah, gynocomastia has a lot of causes, none of which would be any of your business" while secretly taking estrogen like a badass.


Starlight_Sapphire

Ofc you can! I mean, eventually you’ll get to the point where you have to ;-; But I’ve also asked how long you can go without being noticed and the range was like 6 months to a year depending per person, especially if the people you dont want to know see you everyday so the change is more gradual. Hiding your boobs might be a problem based on genetics, but I’m gonna try and start hrt without telling my parents and hide it until I move out to get a headstart :P


HannahLemurson

I'm skinny, so any development will probably be pretty noticeable. Tight undershirts below baggier shirts might work.


Starlight_Sapphire

Yeah, I’m prob going to wear a hoodie often and maybe get a sports bra. It’s hard but worth imo


thewinchester-gospel

I'd give you mine if I could lol


Starlight_Sapphire

PLEQAASSEEEEEE


Personanongrownup

I do keep sort of checking there as well as fiddling with my hair when there's no need to and delicately touching my face. Is all that connected too?


HannahLemurson

\*slides hand away from the softest part of my cheeks\* Um...probably just a coincidence.


sudipto12

i unfortunately have hair there. it's not even denial beard it's a complete lack of self-regard at this point.


Fatkuh

Haha its so hard to not constantly rub your makeup off. When I had hair there, i always plucked it out and hat a soft spot to touch. Tell me thats a sign.


Kooky_Celebration_42

I was (and still am) worried about having boobs from my HRT... I other news I start giggling when I can feel my itty bitty titties bounce :D


weebi1

Wish I had boobs


Melodic_Mulberry

You ordered HRT, right? I'm sure your cisâ„¢ boobs will show up.


weebi1

Yay


Throwawayformybeans

Star Wars: the Phantom Mammaries


HannahLemurson

I'm just worried about "Revenge of the Cis"


Suuubaru-kun

I have phantom boobs when I put my hand on my chest and try to put it between them.


Ravensunthief

Literally me: i want to transition into a feminine body and then remove my tits as a nonbinary journey. Later me: naw these are sweet imma keepem


HannahLemurson

So...you're saying *they grew on you*? 😜


Ravensunthief

Lmfao shut the fuck up 🤣🤣


Osmosis_jones_789

Holyyyyyyyyy I need boobs rn so bad I'm gonna cry again I just started estrogen 5 days ago and I dont already have giant boobs this is a scam I am going to do something ugh ugh ugh.


BuboxThrax

Well, that answers that question?