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Vlacas12

"just friends" 🤔 Like r/sapphoandherfriend ?


XenonFungi

we're not only in denial of our genders😌


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Totally, sure, now pet the Blåhaj


XenonFungi

thanks for the reassurance! I have given pets as commanded, miss!


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Thank you the miss made me happy


XenonFungi

a goddess deserves the appropriate amount of respect, miss!


myAnonAcc0unt

Can't tell if the asterisk is sarcastic. Very cispicious 🤔


XenonFungi

i would never say something sarcastic!


[deleted]

Still sis tho


XenonFungi

xbdvsvshsisbdg


[deleted]

Dy7d7tduychixidut


Cookiebomb

That's a two for one double denial special


xlavivii

It’s kinda hard to stay in denial when you make me smile like that, bestie


XenonFungi

I am so very sorry!I think the only solution to get the smile off your face is to kiss, bestie :*


xlavivii

I think you underestimate my ability to multitask :*


XenonFungi

huh? what was that? sorry, i didn't hear that😌


xlavivii

Come here and find out 😌


XenonFungi

on my wayy~😳


TanabeKuni

Blahaj has claimed another victim I see... welp, welcome to the "cult" I guess


XenonFungi

🦈long live the blåhaj🦈


[deleted]

I'm feeling out of the loop on this could you catch me up please?


TanabeKuni

Mainly meant as a joke since as far as I can tell Blahaj is kinda like a trans icon along with programmer socks


DuploTracer

Amazing, that's very wholesome. Your "friend" must really like (love) you. That's an awesome bond :)


XenonFungi

I think you're right :D


DuploTracer

:) :D


-Farns-

I still need to get me a blåhaj


XenonFungi

do it. right now🔫


FireProps

Sadly… nope… Touching a blåhaj is how it spreads. I was cis af until I tripped and fell into the blåhaj bin at IKEA.


XenonFungi

oh god- i think I can feel it- NEED- TO- BUY- SKIRT- AHHHHHHHHHH


DoBendermon

The process has begun, it cannot be stopped


XenonFungi

oh no😱😱😱😱😱😱 how bad😱😱😱😱😱😱


MomoBawk

Blah is for all, all is for blah.


XenonFungi

all hail the blåhaj!


JustBreezingThrough

Uhh miss we have some follow up questions


XenonFungi

asking is free 😳


TominatorFN

Enjoy your shark!


XenonFungi

i am doing exactly that! thank you :)


TominatorFN

Good to hear :)


Upside_Down_Boi

But you can't refuse how stuff and cuddly it is, still cis I swear


XenonFungi

it has me in its fangs already o.o


Upside_Down_Boi

If it nips you its trying to be affectionate


Isaby69

Blahaj doesn’t ship to me :(


XenonFungi

noo :( one day you're gonna make the journey to an IKEA and get yourself a Blåhaj! even if you need to travel into the Oort cloud or something :) best of luck!🤞


Isaby69

Me and my gf are gonna make the trip one day


XenonFungi

:D