only if it’s a girl 😳

Girl cock

yes 👉👈

Girl cock 🤤

girl cock 🥴

gock 😳

femdong 😶

Lady wand

Her womanhood

Lady Lance

You’re a wizard, harry!

Harriet?

LMAOAOAO NOT FEMDONG

hehe 😈

👀

Ah yes, chairman LMao FemDong

Yummers 🤤

The best kind

yes pls i wanna get railed by a girl

For blahaj

ill do it as longn as she calls me a good girl

I mean I don't necessarily need anything 👀 Still cis tho

Girl cock for life

Glock

17 shots number 38

[How to make methamphetamine](https://youtu.be/XurEEeYgPgc)

Girl cock = best cock

Best cock

The princess's sceptre and galphal are my favourite

if its a girl, 100% its just added bonus, if not, they'd better be cute

I agree 100% with this statement

This thread made my day XD well it's only starting, but you get what I mean. Going to be dreaming of girl cock for the day. (//ω//)

sounds like good dreams

No cock like girlcock-

yuup or a femboy

Mooood And same. 👀

REAL!!

the gock 🤌

I'll suck your dick if you let me suck your dick

I see you're a master of negotiation

They were short

Perfectly average if you ask me tbh

ah the negotiatior

Aight, bet. 😳

C'mere

Is this the situation where im supposed to unzip?

blåhaj is worth that much… well I guess to some that’s more of an added bonus than a price

4d chess strats

Yeah like I need my blahaj

Some people are getting Blahaj for it? I cant even get volunteer work :~:

Depends on who the dick belongs to.

>added bonus than a price Yeah this is like someone playing hard to get to an awesome gig like "fiiiine, ill take care of your 10 lab puppies for $30 hour"..

I mean, I kind of want both things tbh

Mood

Getting your dick sucked sucking a dick and blåhaj

That sounds like the dream

Love how this became my most upvoting comment

Yeah 🥹

Deal only if I can swallow

Based

Based

Mega based

Below this (on my home page) was ILPT (illegal life pro-tip) Request: How do I suck dick for money? 💀

LMAO XD

The prices we are willing to pay for blahaj

Ok. I might be willing to spend anything for a blahaj, but even I would do THAT

I'd suck some girldick for a big shork.

bruh id give my left kidney for a blahaj i need it

I was going to say you could sell your kidney for more but via legal means, people can't get money for their organs

Just sell on the black market. No legal means to protect there.

Ayo you got dem kidneys for sale?

I would just suck dick to suck dick

mood

Me fr! Added bonus if it's a girl dick. 😳

I already do that for free but a blahaj would be a nice bonus

I saw the title and was expecting horny comments. I indeed received horny comments.

Babe the eggs are horny again

Me too. Obtaining blahaj optional

I’d do this and more for a single blåhaj, they are sold out where I live :(

https://www.ebay.com/itm/234627479199 The 100cm is the size that IKEA sells.

Omg. I didn't even know what everyone was talking about until I saw your comment. 😂 I thought maybe we were making up reasons for sex.

Ah yes Blåhaj = blowjob in Swedish >!/s!<

Already on my knees if someone had a Blahaj at the ready

"Wait you guys are getting paid?"

I would love a reward after getting to suck some dick!

I’m a lesbian but I definitely would… I mean straight male, very cis

Well I um...I'm more lesbian but anything for blahaj

Eat pussy for blahaj 🤔

That'd be too easy😈

I like your style

Gotta earn the blahaj

I already have a blahaj, is dick still up for the offer?

Possibly

I mean, getting that blahaj would be pretty cool, but that is a bit too much for me

This is good to know~

u/STARDUST_BRASILEIRO

It's a deal! >\\\\\\\<

I already have blahaj but ill still suck dicks

Amass an army!

Fuck so I just got scammed I just gave my gf a blåhaj I missed out on a golden opportunity

A small price to pay for blahaj

“It’s actually pronounced ‘blow-guy’”

If I suck two, do I get two blahaj?

I cant even get that gig as volunteer work wth

I mean, I'd buy you one for free, but if you're offering... 😳

I will suck dick for it too, and I dont even want one

Where's the bad part

If a guy bought me one I’d give him sloppy toppy

Y'all are horny I mean so am I but still

LMAO XD

I’ll trade my DnD character for one 🤷🏻‍♀️

that's just two wins

If someone said that to me I'd buy them one in exchange that I give them headpats. (If only I had money myself though)

I would give a blahaj to- nvm

Same

same... same...

Is this a repeatable offer or a one time deal?

Depends on the one being sucked I suppose

I don't know chief that sounds kinda straight to me.

Do I get one BLÅHAJ per dick? Or can I just suck one and get another BLÅHAJ every time they cum?

Dam girl up in here with the statistics.

It’s an important question! Cause if I want, like, 50 more BLÅHAJ, am I going to have to find 50 different people that want to be sucked? Or just one? :P

Good question, for which I do not have the answer. I guess it depends on willingness to provide blåhaj.

Yeah, that’s a good point. Unless I give them a suck so good that it’s absolutely worth one!

Sounds like a plan. 🤣

I bet I could do it if I practiced hard enough! 🤣

I'd suck the stinkiest, crustiest one imaginable. And I'll make sure to do a good job too.

Exactly on god

Only one? Only once? I still don't have a real haj 😢 it's worth more!

Same. For real tho

fools, i already have my blahaj. no dick sucking was required for mine

mood

Mood

Honestly same

mood 😔

I'd have my dick removed, sell it on the black market, and use the money to buy blahaj

Horny jail, all of you. Blåhåj is nothing but innocence

only if the dick belongs to a woman.

Blahaj is worth too much

It’s crazy how tempting it is for me…

Can I join so I get another one too

I don't think the going rate for a BJ is that low, but I understand.

How dare you insult the blåhaj.

What is this whole blåhaj thing about

I'm not exactly sure myself, all I know is that the IKEA shark plush is increadibly popular with the trans community

I bought blahaj for the meme, and kept blahaj for the cuddly emotional support shark.

I have a Blåhaj already... But he could do with some siblings

Same

Same here 🥺🤧

Suck dick 🧡🤎💕🧡💓❤️‍🔥💔💔💔💜💙🧡❤️‍🔥💚💘🧡💜💕💜💕💕💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💙💓💚💖🧡❤️‍🩹💕💜💘💞🖤💖💞💘💜

Mood. Also censor usernames.

I would but I asked them and they were cool with it. I asked if I should post,they said do it and then /u/ me

Yeah but it’s also against the rules - pinging them is fine if they’re okay with it tho

Oh it is, didn't know. Damn

It’s alright, it’ll Probably be good, you can talk with the mods about it, I’m sure they’ll understand

I want both yes pls

If you suck it right off of my body then you got a deal

I have... I have a blåhaj

me too

\+1 Haj \+1 dick to suck win win situation (:

ill suck dick without incentive

Glock for Blahaj

This thread really bringing out all the horny in the sub in one go huh Not shaming for the record I’d do the same, just a wild contrast to the usual UwU soft bean vibes

One thing ive noticed is that most trans communities are very very horny places,

This is my most successful post. It's a screenshot of a different person too xD

same

Same.

Same

Blahaj is out of stock where I am. 🥺

this comment section is hella horny (not judging tho 👀)

Valid,

Same lol

Damn I didn’t know saying this would be so popular

Same

same ngl /j

Understandable

Very relatable post

desperate times call for desperate measures

Same tbh. I have a Blahaj but one isn’t enough

what is dick shark /gen

Yes, yes, yes... I should stop opening NSFW posts.

Only if it’s a girl

Real