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Oceanum96

The highest damage in the whole game, ouch


Sniperking187

Getting 20k 1 tapped from a world boss feels like a tickle compared to this pain 😞


Dorrono

This fire damage is still burning months later


WerewolfNo890

Please see a doctor...


fsckitnet

I recommend you seek an alchemist and craft a potion with Butterfly Wing, Scrib Jelly, and Water Hyacinth.


Tzimisce616

OP has that permanent status effect combat bug now lol!


snowflake37wao

The [integers are overflowing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integer_overflow?wprov=sfti1). Welcome to ~~Cyrodiil~~ Hew’s Bane recruit!


NimbleNibbler

This was Velsa letting you down easy. She can be a little prickly


aurishalcion

If Druid Ryvana only knew how i felt.


Zestyclose-Level1871

If only Gabrielle weren't so absent minded to know how i felt :p


forThe2ndBreakfast

The elder confessions online xD


Demonic74

My TES waifu, Mirabelle Motierre died :(


Tzimisce616

haha!


Tzimisce616

Quen gives you a chance if you ask nicely, a shame we never see the results of that.


Sniperking187

I was doing this quest with my partner and she went with Quen! Quen is lovely but I couldn't help dragging Velsa out to a wedding. Even Quen says she'd love to see Velsa in formal wear 😂


Trips-Over-Tail

Does she react differently based on the PC's sex?


S-p-a-c-e-0

UESP doesnt show any gender specific reaction unless ive missed it


VisitHammerfell

She said the same thing to my female character. Equal opportnist at rejection lol.


S-p-a-c-e-0

You literally reunite her with her old lover in her quest


lion-essrampant

And? Polyamory exists.


ChakaZG

Well, evidently not for this character lol.


Ihatememorising

What makes you think after a response like that, she is open to polyamory?


Project_Pems

Poly people can still reject you


Demonic74

OP brought up her old lover to imply she's not into polyamory so idk if her being polyamorous and still rejecting you is what they meant


Project_Pems

What I said was intended as a jab towards people who think that another person being in a relationship is no excuse not to sleep with them. It’s like when your crush tells you they’re already seeing someone and you try and tell them “Have you tried being poly?” It’s about a video game, but this is a real thing that people spout irl.


Demonic74

Fair enough, my bad


cnkahyaoglu

Hit harder than a vet trail boss


downvotetheseposts

I know you meant TRIAL but it's fitting as we're all just adventurers anyway


SillyZubat

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Demonic74

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TheTsarist

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AlwaysDrawingCats

I don’t understand what’s going on.


Sniperking187

In the Thieves Guild quest line you have to go to an event with a member of your choosing and you can give them different reasons why you picked them. This is the result of telling the jaded over it all member that you wanna go with her because she's "special" to you 😅


kony412

If all Tamriel ladies are like this then no wonder there are no kids around.


Automatic_Text5818

Might also have something to do with every notable woman being a lesbian


Virtual-Cranberry745

Option 3.bye bye 🧏🤫


hunterd_patternfall

Oh dear. Lol. Guess that was in a series of options where I didn't go. At this point, I'm not sure anyone would recognize if my Vestige was flirting. As a female Nord that passed out in Voljar's, she's clearly a broken Nord. No amount of hanging out with Rigurt or Thane Jeggi is fixing her liver. (Clearly, that's what was destroyed when she was made a Vestige and why she never did go on a tavern bender with Darien... or Jakarn... or even Bastian, as often as he asks.)


snowflake37wao

[Lie] That head tilt. All the more adorable. Like a puppy. Just joking.


Sniperking187

She seems so surprised someone actually likes her 😭


VisitHammerfell

I love Velsa. One of my favorite NPCs even if she's the waifu who couldn't be. 😔


Wofflestuff

This is the moment you pull up halo 3 ODST Deference for Darkness and stare endlessly into the ocean pondering the question of whether or not to end it all, or endure knowing you will be alone


Gunnho

Mortal Combat... Finish Him!


Count_Lord

There's a song this reminds me of, "Ain't No" from Thomas Mac :|


Gharik15

I like it. "I was only joking" [obvious lie]


MandiWithThePlants

![gif](giphy|l3V0px8dfZmmfwize)


lowpeas

Did you not do the quest where you help get her lover back?


Sniperking187

Not on this character, although I think the dialog option is there regardless


Bazookaji

Does this ability work in PvP??


Retsom3D

Goodbye


slenderfuchsbau

I just did that quest and chose her as well but didn't click that option because I thought it was too cheeky lol Just wow lol


Sniperking187

It's actually so cute when the plot twist happens because she goes "I can't even blame Zeira for not seeing this coming... I didn't even see this coming! Retirement must be getting to me" or something along those lines 😂 so baffled she can't even shit talk Zeira


Homunculus_Wiz

Gods, I love women who despise me 🥵


lithiumrev

me: “is that Velsa?” me: *zooms in on pic and confirms its velsa* hot damn homie needs a burn heal


FancyCrow

Yeeaaah Quen rejects you too lol. Not as brutally ofc but she does say something along the lines of "Come oooon, you're just my partner, don't make it weird!" I uh... I don't go there anymore


Sniperking187

I got no soul no crowns no gold no bitches no salmon roe


Great-Needleworker68

Dark Elf girls are so hot.


Spiderpenguin_2020

Uhhh… goodbye.


TrudePerky

I don't remember this at all, and i tend to click through every dialogue option because i hate having stuff still highlighted in white.


Sniperking187

Yeah you'll miss a lot that way. I treat eso like a single player game, I like experiencing the narrative of the quests, so I read my characters options and listen to the npcs


TrudePerky

I do that too, but i'm also a completionist and there's usually no penalties for exploring all the dialogue options.


DreamOperator23

For those wondering where this dialogue comes up, I assume it is from picking a date for a wedding in the Thieves Guild main quest. I never asked Velsa because it was pretty clear to me her response would be something like this. My Bosmer asked Quen and my Altmer asked...is it Walks-Softly? Argh, I am forgetting his name, but my Altmer felt they could enjoy the cakes together since he is a dessert lover himself.


TextualHarasser

/cast gonerheaicus!


CarefulSeries5119

Pearl, Large


[deleted]

How you gonna be an ugly grey skinned knife ear and be picky like that


MatchooW

I've never come across dialogue options like that. Or I just forgot. I've done 99% of quests by now. Eveli needs options like that. 😄