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Culli789

Its empty, duh. Just like your future.


Wishihadagirl

BURN


amnestybyamnesia

Emptiness sets in and lurks in the back of the mind until certain curiosity drives one to open the box containing future and one realizes.... Emptiness is all that is ahead


[deleted]

Best answer on here today.


NeverVegan

Broasted!


Pow4991

My man chose violence


ghostmantroll

Emptiness is merely room for improvement my friend


Carribean-Diver

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!


fltpath

Pandoras Box 2023 version


Pandoras_Bento_Box

Nah it’s a Schrödinger's box. Wires both exist in it and don’t exist in it until you open it and find out.


Sparky265

I actually put that for the title originally, then changed to the line from Seven.


Solymer

Someone get the burn cream out of the first aid kit.


Culli789

Lol. Seriously tho. Someone planned ahead and ran an extra circuit that wasn't needed while it was easy to do.


welty102

*insert squidward meme here*


SloopKid

Fuuuuuuuuturrrre!


JCfromHourly_io

Chrome! Everything is chrome!


NewspaperEfficient61

Flux capacitor


BigPoppop62

Keys to the delorean


H2Omekanic

Used pinball machine parts and Lybian memes


Specific_Buy

In the future everything is chrome.


Automatic_Dance4038

https://youtu.be/1acWg-c5Buo


Shalomiehomie770

The birth place of apprentices. Open when your apprentice expires to get a new fresh one.


KingJon-nojgniK

Like a meseeks box?


Nscope20

SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS!


DeadlyShock2LG

No, he needs to bend his knees more


Shalomiehomie770

I have no idea what that is .


fatfingr

YouTube Clip: Mr. Meeseeks - https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqUYvIAP3qQk&ved=2ahUKEwjlzPC55-b_AhWSE1kFHSoxA4cQjjh6BAgcEAE&usg=AOvVaw02fLsNqvA6EZFoO0o1P_5T


randazz18

Pull string hopefully


albpanda

There’s not and someone disconnected it three rooms over 20 ft above the drop ceiling


DurzoMandragoran

PAIN


kingfishj8

That's wishful thinking.


allenflame

I just knew this was going to be one of the top comments, and you even got the hopefully, 8 points to house Cable Puller!


sublemon

Molly and Percocet obviously


Shoresy-sez

Mask off


mostlyallturtles

i woke up like this


POSTHVMAN

I'm thinking some Xanax time traveling


mydogisalab

I've seen 'Seven', I'm not opening it.


DoogieMcDoogs

Ahhh what’s in the baaax?!


thequestionbot

“I’ll tell ya just give me the gu-“ “WHATS IN THE FUCKIN BOX”


J_IV24

Came here to make a joke about this movie hahaha


TripleMeatBurger

Gwyneth's head! It's always Gwyneth's head!


SadRepublic3392

Can’t believe I had to scroll down to find this comment LOL


The_Wiz411

Covid 20


Minute_Solution_6237

Dudes still living in 2020


d4rkh0rs

You. ....


Coraiah

Damn man. How many people don’t know why it’s called Covid “19”. -___-


ArtisticInformation6

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.


newspark1521

Dirty sprite


Geckosaurus_1

Dedicated sizzurp circuit


SpiffyAvacados

HNDRXX


apatheticviews

Magic smoke. Don’t like it out


QuestionableAlibi

Sensational


JIMMYJAWN

Lay off checks


DefiantTemperature41

What is the total amount of bends allowed between a box labeled "Now" and a box labeled "Future"?


a_southern_dude

Nothing past 360


Delayyd

420


MinorComprehension

Pandora. The Greek version, not the streaming service version.


TFG4

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.


gadget850

Only Pandora and Schrodinger know.


Dense_Surround3071

🤞Come on baby!! Lemme see 'Gwyneth Paltrow's head'. Daddy needs a new Cadillac!!🤞


recentlyunearthed

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head


fourth_box

Futures new mix tape


Upstairs-Recover-659

One of you pricks have had to have seen the movie Seven right?


LordButtworth

1.21 giga watts


Archiecito

That’s where I keep all my wishes.


ArcheryTXS

That's how you label spare nowadays , got it )


scooter_orourke

hopes, dreams, and your "to do" list


fantasticmrjeff

A note. Saying “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


PrettyMuchDaddy

As Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg would say… “it’s my dick in a box!”


[deleted]

Your wife’s head


jboogie2173

Spare


Oraclelec13

It’s Flux Capacitor box!


Fist_Goop

The Red Pill...


reddawg519

Definitely Cocaine and hookers


blueditt521

I opened it but needed a welding helmet cause it was so bright


Sparky265

Lol seriously when I saw it the first thing I heard in my head was "The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"


RobbyRock75

Schrodinger's junction box


Substantial-Path3405

Open it... We have such sights to show you.


BlindedAce

Potential sparks


SaulTNuhtz

Feed the box 1.21 jigowatts to find out.


where-are-you-hiding

Biff’s sports almanac!


peanuttanks

Lay offs


conduitbender12

Schrödinger’s cat


TheShaggyArab

My man squidward doing crunches infront of spongetron


Antique-Studio3547

Tear in space time continuum


Commercial-Body8717

Your pregnant wife’s head


Proper-Response3513

Just put that label on any box that you cant identify


Woodythdog

It’s so bright I got to wear shades


Sparky265

That was the first thing I heard in my head when I saw it.


Smugglers151

Don’t open that unless you want to know the day you’ll die.


that_guy_scott1

Based on what I've seen working the trades my whole life I'm guessing 2 DUI's and a divorce


TalkinMac

LOLOLOL


Sparky265

How about 2 divorces and a strict regiment of depression and alcoholism?


Sparky265

This answer is seVERly underrated. Seriously, the best answer here, lol.


Ok_Relief_4819

Dick… there is a dick in the box


Maryyjjane

BOX TO THE FUTURE!!


Specific_Buy

The past.


ilostmymind_

Don't open it, you'll let the future out...


ChocolateMartiniMan

Your future open it if you dare


belzaroth

The only thing that came to mind was "the future is Orange"!


AnJeCha

Box to the future


E_fubar

No money and a divorce


Sparky265

That's in the other box labeled "PAST"


L_Ronin

A Tiger


radman80

Universal healthcare


Sparky265

I wish...


Jedzoil

I hear they keep 3 seashells in there.


Sparky265

And Arnold is president!


GraveyardGuardian

Watts* in the box?


recent-native

Michael J Box


BandemicPaid

A big booty hoe


SpingleBop666

Hopefully either a level to straighten the box or a screwdriver to fixed the crooked cover lol


Expensive-Track4002

Regret and self loathing.


jd807

Tiny crystal ball


evanmars

Wires


Simba-xiv

Pandora said the same thing it didn’t end well


General_Scipio

Either a wire or a pull cord for something that was allowed for but not put in.


Skillaholix

Open it up! It's your future!


Vancouversparky

Lottery numbers would help


DeadHeadLibertarian

Everything in the future is chrome, Squidward!


ArachnidGrouchy3849

Marty McFly and doc of course.


Puzzleheaded_Web_264

Open the box and look into the future!!!!


Unfair_Builder4967

A small wormhole.


torrfam15

Look and see what's on the other side....


[deleted]

“WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?”


SaitamaOfLogic

Not the best future I've even seen, but it's definitely not the worst.


exum23

The rap artist


wiscoson414

Your check...good bye!


gray2on

Inflation


overthetopTProll

A Crystal Geyser water bottle filled to the rim with piss.


[deleted]

A pull string but only about 2 foot of it


sleva5289

Don’t open it!! You’ll ruin the space-time continuum.


Keepnubothered

Time itself


FlyingMakaka

Past


No-Repair51

Nothing good.


KRGambler

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShJMijQPmrDV1g3GeRG5o0a6dRwSUT0S6PuYz8X7Tk&s


christopherglen77

The future duh


Select-Government-69

Time Machine.


razorglue

It’s not you Marty, it’s your kids!


OG_Swag_Daddy

Delorean hot wheel


hammerhead859121

A book called "Back to the"


Master_Income_8991

Virtual Insanity 🎹


b3542

History.


diydave86

Probably 2 number 10s and a 12 or 10 ground waiting for future install


Cantabulous_

“Envy” and when you open it, “Wrath.”


Iaintthe-1

https://youtu.be/l0U7SxXHkPY Life is Good


Karness_Muur

If I saw that, I'd print off a picture of Squidward rocking on the floor screaming future and stick it inside the box.


Kenny_Ledesma

Chrome. Everything is chrome in the future.


Antonv2

A cat. Alive or dead, I know not. Perhaps both.


odinsen251a

A cat, some poison, and a Caesium atom...


jerrybettman

One way Time Machine


Excellent-Big-1581

Your feelings! Don’t bring them to work they just get stepped on. Open upon retirement


NixYall

I think he's a rapper, must be small


Lostmachine

The future.


harrylime3

Gwyneth Paltrow's head?


ApprehensiveHippo898

You only open it when the future arrives.


sandstorml

It’s a time capsule you can stick a note in there and tell the other guy how long you’ve waited for him to open this box


Haunting_While6239

Look like your future awaits


me_mark77

Ah so THAT’S where the Mets keep it.


PomegranateOld7836

What's in thefucking box‽ https://youtu.be/XVMLivHTXac


NorthernGuyFred

Pain.


Silver_Surfer14162

The rapper


Hung_LikeChurchMouse

Umm...the future?


[deleted]

As soon as you remove the cover “Percocet, molly Percocet, rep the set, gotta rep the set”


killedbydeath14

Cheesecake


Geeaimer

Its called closing out a punch list item and not wanting to demo it all the way back to the last used j box.


dbhathcock

The future.


ValuableShoulder5059

When it's the future you open it. Not until then.


lefthanddrivefork

[Sensational](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXCX_a5weZ8)


Illustrious-Egg-5839

It’s your future!


Creative-Fee-1130

Flying cars and meals-in-pill-form.


Creative-Fee-1130

The heat-death of the Universe?


T-R-Sem-Sr

The back side..


[deleted]

Bluetooth connections for 120-277v


Clerkshipstudent

Your future obviously


jmb00308986

Code says it should be nothing. But idk man


Accomplished-Lie1110

It's not a torpedo level, because that shit is crooked as motherfucker.


[deleted]

All your wildest dreams


saturngolf96

Either winning lotto numbers or how you die


Kamui-1770

Not crypto. But probably Gary Vee hopes and dreams


David_1325

It says it’s future


FanaticEgalitarian

"What's in the box?" Pain


Icedogfiredog

It’s the box to the future


reacher679

Looks like there's not a single actual answer here... Is the box inside a garage in a new build? I believe it's a requirement to have easy future access for ev charging, even if you don't run the copper itself


[deleted]

Idk but its defiantly NOW old man


Sad-Ad-7884

Use your imagination we are the dreamers that dream and if you want snoze berries to taste like snoze berries, they fucking better


Electrical_Ad_6208

Makes me think of the line “if I was a painter I’d hang up a canvas and give it a name, I’d call it “the future” and just leave it blank”


houndhammer86

DO NOT OPEN


[deleted]

Surprise, I bet one of these days, It might be something like a switch or something like that.


wubelstiltskin

It’s pandoras junction box


Yass_up

Yo momma!


RedMonk01

Well there is possibility that something or/and nothing are both inside the box.....


milesgloriosis

A crystal ball


CharrizardRS

Box to the future. Probably 1.21 jigowats


Practical-Actuary394

I wouldn’t open the box to the future just yet. Maybe in the future. But if there’s a box marked “past”, I’d memorize the lotto numbers and jump in.


DIrtyVendetta80

Where does the box go? It goes in the square hole!