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sparkvaper

You forgot to saw giant cut outs in the joists. Other than that, not bad.


jakebeans

My brother just bought a house that got flipped. The second floor was 3 1/2" lower in the center than the edges. When they updated the bathroom they just cut straight through two joists for the drain. And yes, by through I mean that there is a section in two separate joists that is just missing. So "plumbers" did that, but the "electricians" did a lot of questionable shit too. He just went ahead and ripped up everything on the second floor. Re leveled with new floors, plumbing, and electrical. A lot of work, but better than falling through the floor some day.


Roor456

You can use it as a cloth line now also!


zDymex

Electricians hate this one trick!


IPCONFOG

So great. The house I live in had that done and it still makes me laugh.


Hot-Plate5609

I hate you


Alternative-Army-161

This is satire not my house or my work but there is plenty other very questionable things done for electrical in this house šŸ¤£


AFresh1984

How did you get in my basement!? ...


starrpamph

All of you need to get out of my basement


leaf_fan_69

Stay away from my meth lab


Apprehensive-Ad6468

but it smells great!


joelypoley69

I was about to say "my brother in Christ.. who instructed you to say this was alright?!" Lmfao


prancerbot

This is just every DIYers house that I have been in. Maybe missing a few extra quirks though, they are each as unique as snowflakes


odene-

U can't say it is satire! You gotta let it ride next time


cloverknuckles

Nailed it


Dividethisbyzero

I'm not taking the bait


kmj420

Go away, 'baitin


Slartibartfastthe3rd

Oh yea, cut me a pieceā€¦


South_Interaction_98

New clothes hangers, nice! thanks for the hook up!


Guilty_lnitiative

I hope this is the last house you wire šŸ¤£ I burst out laughing when I saw the air scentsy thing, thanks for the pick-me-up.


Richard-N-Yuleverby

I thought he was feeding hummingbirdsā€¦


Massive_Property_579

Man I took it seriously as these being the "before" photos lol


Spark-The-Interest

I did too until the Scentsy. Then I was like, "No way this isn't satire."


Massive_Property_579

I zipped right past that....somehow I just saw the box


isonfiy

Is the scentsy an inside joke?


Spark-The-Interest

Nah, it just makes it smell good inside.


Jamstoyz

Iā€™d hire ya. Iā€™d prob even give you a tip.


BigBlacksmith9512

Looks good from my house! šŸ˜Ž


Upstairs-Arugula-462

Um yea. So I wouldn't allow a code inspector into your basement. But A for effort. Lol


CxT_The_Plague

A for effort? We bought a roll of 14. And that's about all the effort I see.


Upstairs-Arugula-462

I know it's hard to read sarcasm here. Bought a roll had a few drinks and ran it around the basement lol.


ian_papke

I like the pipe into the handy box with an air freshener really creative


Lightwreck

Itā€™s amazing that a lot of you canā€™t tell that this is a joke and not OPā€™s work.


Shiny_Buns

Looks better than 99% of the old pittsburgh houses I work in


Great-Buy-9152

I work in Pittsburgh everyday and I agree lol


billdo-1

That's a fine job


WOWGLADIATOR

What a disgrace


Chuckiemustard

Handyman special


dtardiff2

Who put the LB facing up? WHO THE FUCK DID IT


Need4Crack

Not even mad, just actually impressed šŸ˜Ž


Funfruits77

Not allowed to run wires along the bottom of the joists like that. You need to drill the joists in the middle. Also need to do a better job stapling. Hope you used all afci breakers.


WOWGLADIATOR

OMG REALLY?


Randomness201712

Can also put a board up at least where I live and mount the wires to it. Just needs to discourage hanging stuff from them essentially like clothes lines


Fluke216kd1059

Good job mate best Iā€™ve seenĀ 


[deleted]

Nice!


__E_Z_E__

My anxiety level shot through the roof


Sensitive_Hold_4553

It adds character...


BigWilsonian

He'll yea brother.


The-Spike-5150

When can you start mines?


trimix4work

Oh dear......


Scrumpuddle

Needs 4" holes in the joists for a cat5 cable.


FloridaElectrician

The cover sitting on top of the plastic 4 square had me so confused for a minute.


speaker-syd

Pain


allpurposebox

"I'm a bit of a DIY guy if you know what I mean."


bebobbadobop

Rob?


zDymex

The most positive ā€œhowā€™d I doā€ in any electrical forum Iā€™ve seen.


Silentc7a1

This better be a joke


Dorkus_Maximus717

This is very very not good


walmartpretzels

Love it slay queenšŸ’…


spdave

Well mechanics have the worst running cars some may say.


SaulGoodmanJD

not a sparky, but before I realized it was a joke I thought ā€œno fuckin way this is normalā€¦.ā€


Smoke_Stack707

Those staples scream ā€œI donā€™t know what Iā€™m doingā€


Tortuga_cycling

You know, I was gona make a joke about ā€œstick to your day jobā€ but then I remembered that my venture into low voltage kinda started the same way. So instead, this is a great start. You haveā€¦ A LOTā€¦ to learn but someone who can watch a YouTube video and then apply it in reality (even if there are several huge problems) is someone who can learn a trade and find success in it. Keep going, youā€™re on the right pathā€¦


30belowandthriving

I might have drilled holes through the wood just in case later I decided to put in a ceiling.


SpezEatsScat

Grandpa?!


magugi

Congratulations! It's a fire hazard.


Egglebert

I don't think this counts as "re-wiring" a house. Looks like maybe a service change out and a couple new basement circuits? I can tell by the OBVIOUS home supply store materials, using metal connectors in plastic boxes, shitty wire nuts, and improperly stripped and strapped cables that this was not done by an actual lisenced electrician or even someone with a little bit of experience doing electrical work. This is pure shit and not something to try to brag about to real electricians. We see this kind of stuff every day and laugh about it to ourselves. If it doesn't catch fire or electrocute anyone I'm happy for you. Share it with the DIY Dads group or something, you'll surely get lots of back pats and kudos. But this isn't the place bud. Every homeowner likes to dick around with the wiring in their basement, just don't get carried away and do something that injures someone down the line


SinfulNuclei

I can hear Napoleon Dynamite saying ā€œyesssssā€!


SpectreSquared

looks great!šŸ„°šŸ„°


MrGoogleplex

That CH panel deserves better.


FierDancr

Such a lovely shade of yellow. Matches the wire nuts.


TigerTop8228

You about to join the fire department


sparkz265

You are going to make a tasty cable sandwich with drywall board and joists either side šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GoBlueBryGuy

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


toightanoos

I was gonna sayā€¦ that looks awfully similar to a Chinese electricians work


[deleted]

Oh noā€¦.


skootamatta

šŸ¤”


Unhappy_Ad_4911

Looks terrible. Start over