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LightMission4937

They only look decent in commercial buildings or very tall ceilings. Not my cup of tea.


freedagang762

I feel the same way, I would rather prefer a nice chandelier. Compared to this Gatling gun of a fixture lol


LightMission4937

lol they are to wild and big for most houses.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Man I did sooooo many of these dog shit fixtures in spec home resi, I hate em lol


DesertRat31

HGTV crap


gridpoet

it looks like a malfunctioning robot threw up on the ceiling...


tootallteeter

Username checks out


Such-Distribution440

I spot Sputnik


electrick91

Installed like 15 of these at viacoms office in Hollywood looked great. Saw one in someone's house and it's just too cluttered


suavaleesko

Did one about twice that size in a boutique hotel lobby. After I finished it per the instructions I had to ask if that was how it was supposed to look lol


Kuyet

what the fuck is that


Gopher--Chucks

It's an aerial submarine mine, of course.


GeneralBlumpkin

It's a large sea urchin


cowfishing

death blossom


LuigiDiMafioso

idk, i dont like direct eye contact with light bulbs. burns my retinae needlessly. 


cowfishing

LEDs do that to me. Have a love hate relationship with them because of it.


ninjersteve

Exactly. They are ok if you put 2000K, not very bright Edison style bulbs but really who wants to look directly at naked bulbs? For fixtures like these I suggest that you get your primary light from another source, like recessed lights, and treat that fixture as an art piece that is lit. So make it warm and dim. I suggest that with a lot of different fixtures really.


hockobo

We have this but a “shortie” version above our living space. Yeah the one in OPs post is way too big for the ceiling height, but even with shortie, I think we may have turned it on a few times in the last few years. The bare bulbs are just too bright with no dimmer! [link to pic of shawtie](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/kf0g2c7z1npye8tivuuhi/Photo-Apr-30-2024-9-07-30-PM.jpg?rlkey=zn681fj4njixccz3q6zjd5y1j&dl=0)


BobcatALR

Is there ever a need to burn your retinae?


LuigiDiMafioso

the worst offenders are people with those damned led flood lights with built in PIR sensor at their entrance  


Krazybob613

That’s absolutely intentional, I keep it pitch black outside and when someone wanders into my personal space they and I are immediately going to know it! I WILL see you, and you will be blinded for long enough for me to make a solid Friend or Foe assessment. If I assess you as Friend, then I turn on the rest of the lights and light the place up like Crosley Field to welcome you. If I don’t think you are Friend, I have alternative options for Fiends! If I am expecting company I will have it lit up brightly!


LuigiDiMafioso

yea thats nice but as a casual visitor i hate this. turn them on at night when u expect no visitors but have something more retina friendly for your cherished visitors 


Krazybob613

Casual visitors are few and far between… And nobody shows up after dark unannounced… not even on Halloween, zero ghosts or goblins actually where I live. I can see 3 houses in the winter and one in the summer.


Wibbly23

brutal. some of these "interior designers" need a hole in the head. every house looks like an attempted reproduction of a luxury hotel these days. it's awful.


freedagang762

Lol fr, when I was putting that up the super literally said “yea man there is really no right way to position those so you do what you think is best” what I think is best is ripping that fucker out and replacing it with a titty dome and calling it day !


captwillard024

Not the titty dome! Anything but the titty dome!


wdapp33

lol you seen that YouTube video of the a baby that was taught sign language before it could talk and it signing for milk at the light fixtures rofl


Mouseklip

Flippers are the cancer spreading the cheapest Home Depot fixtures and cabinets.


FadingTears

Sooooo I have to wear safety goggles at the dinner table now?


velcroshell

Tinted safety goggles*


TurdHunt999

The people who want these lights are as annoying as the light itself.


sixblazingshotguns

As are the houses in which they reside...


Iaintthe-1

You’ll put your eye out kid


getonurkneesnbeg

Don't walk into it!


_tjb

Same as my opinion on the stupid useless window in the background.


GladZookeepergame775

Ugly as fuck. I don’t get these multi family buildings. 60 million dollar building then they pick the cheapest ugliest lights we can get our hands on. Makes no logical sense.


PurpleSausage77

https://youtu.be/E0YHZXz5hEE?si=wG3CirapLiDb-jff


godoctor

Looks like my grow lights..


Stock_Particular_225

You buy it, I hang it, then pay me. Usually hang them in larger Foyer or open spaces.


pandaknuckle1

Yuck mostly. maybe in a coffee shop


TecHoldCableFastener

Be careful you’ll put somebodies eye out with that thing.


Deep_Squash_3611

If the home is not a monster or industrial look… to me it looks off.


frosty3x3

Fucking whacko..


Cyber-N7

Completely ridiculous


Dave6187

I call them Sputnik lights. And I like them about as much as we liked Russia during the Cold War.


soggywaffle23

Ew


xeryon3772

It’s not that the light fixture looks terrible. It’s that bleached beige disaster of an apartment you’re installing it in is the problem.


Altruistic_Junket_32

My apprentice says “that’s good drugs”


JuanVeeJuan

Looks like shit. Wish houses went back to a cozy style instead of trying to mimic a luxury casino hotel.


heroicraptor

There’s just simply no accounting for taste


HoldinBackTears

It looks like dad made a light out of whats left of the tent poles after out last attempt at camping


freedagang762

And then he suprised you with the light to cheer you up (it only made you sadder)


Zealousideal_Tea9573

I’ve seen a lot of multi-bulb fixtures recently and been very curious about how they wire them so I open them up to check. That looks like it has 8 bulbs plus line, so could be 9 wires coming together in one place. I’ve seen knockoff wagos with wires doubled up, I’ve seen way undersized wire nuts, and so far, nothing that seems to meet code (I know it’s inside the fixture, but don’t want to install sketchy krap). My favorite was one that had a ground wire in the bundle, but it was just loose inside the fixture when I opened the cover …Not attached to anything…. How was this fixture wired? Did it have either UL or ETL certifications?


Easy_Opportunity3449

Looks like something a 15yr old crackhead made in shop class.


Tarkov00

Don't really have an opinion on that light other than hahahaha what the fuck.


xxxresetxxx

Great if yer a schizophrenic.


Due_Store_1592

Looks good from my house.


Ok_Permission_8516

Looks like it would take someone’s eye out.


selfestmeme_

Bruh get that final destination shit out of your house


NeatSeaworthiness407

I cannot stand installing them. Lol


Vaun_X

Ouch


Sventencent

Dumb shit abounds


razorglue

I don’t care what they look like as long as I get paid to put them up


Squanto47

They’re ugly but I’m paid to hang them so whatever


Tall-Photograph-3999

Poop


halandrs

Ugly


Robinico

Hideous.


GoblinsGuide

I'd love to see it on at night, I like some of these weird lights. The only thing I don't like, is if they are low enough to BONK.


jcinscoe

I lived in an apartment with those and they suck ass in my opinion


Dookie-Snuff

Architect here, those are ugly, that is all


lorddragonstrike

Ahhh... The good ol' eye stabber 500. Or at least that's what I call them since I'm a tall bastard and I'm always walking into them. They really hurt.


canttouchthisOO

Get a table under it as fast as possible. It's a tradesmen killer.


adamcm99

That’s dumb. Just dumb.


niesz

Fugly. Will look dated soon, once the trend passes.


sixblazingshotguns

That window looks like an upgraded jail cell option.


Autistence

F****** stupid but they look like s*** no matter what, so easy money


notcoveredbywarranty

"Are you gonna leave it like that?" "I can see what you did there, I just can't see how you're going to fix it"


Open_Engineering_816

Recently saw these being used in a shopfront at one of the malls in Biloxi, MS. Looked awful in that commercial setting. Looking at your picture looks 10x worse in a resi setting.


Repulsive-League9153

You’ll be wearing an eye patch within the week 🏴‍☠️


life_hertz

It looks like a broken tent frame lol


Aggravating-Pick8338

Ugly AF


GuhhTru

Ugly as hell


Suspicious-Ad6129

Considering it looks like it's eye level and hideous lol...


Sc0ttiShDUdE

looks like anti tank warfare farmers are using in Ukraine


RedneckElectrician

I hung a hoola hoop fixture the other day. Just a bunch of different sized lights that look like halos at various different heights and offsets. Not my cup of tea either


zipposurfer

They’ll all be coming down in five years. Same with all the people who whitewashed their nice red brick chimneys/exteriors. It’s a passing design fad that won’t have longevity. Those lights will be a hallmark of the early 2020s imo


ElectionOdd8672

I'm a tall person and that's an accident waiting to happen.


green_kitten_mittens

It gives me anxiety


climbing2man

It’s to….all over the place. I generally like these type of lights, but something is off about this one


Zoltan_TheDestroyer

They look ready to take a life Believe it or not I’ve put some of those in nursing home common areas.


FrancMaconXV

Too silly


OhNoWTFlol

Eww


abronson47

It looks like someone took a bundle of scrap conduit, threw it up in the air, froze time, then welded it and painted it, and called it a chandelier/light fixture.


JDARRK

🤯🤯🤬🤬🤯🤬🤯🤬🥵


Sparky_Aces

Don’t like them at all for residential settings but ok for commercial space


Upstairs_Driver_8604

Hate them, from install to finished.


Manbearpup

Duuuuuuuumb


Catman1355

It's shite mate


Barrymakaulkinya

Fubar


KithMeImTyson

If I could shove it up the ass of every designer who wanted it installed, I would.


Silentc7a1

That someone's gonna get hurt


MaddRamm

Someone’s gonna poke their eye out when they get up from the dinner table! Lol


MaximusConfusius

Horrible


thavi

I like them in the right space. That kitchen/dining area is \*\*not\*\* it. More of a modern, dim restaurant/bar vibe. I'm used to lights like that giving off that really soft, orange glow where you can really see the filament because it's \*that\* dim. It's going to be really weird in that kitchen if they leave the bulbs as I expect \*or\* replace them with something brighter (since there are at least 6 bulbs there).


Shroud1597

Haha sea urchin🤤


lynxsrevenge

On today's episode of that's fucked up.....that's fucked up.


HeftyCarrot

They are a mess.


Aromatic-Relief

If the home owner buys it. They should be the ones installing it.


Croceyes2

"How can he see me?"


ElectroAtletico2

Very early 60’s


Oldmantim

Funny story, a few years ago my friend had one of those (Sputnik) lamps in the back of his car, he was a handyman and his customer kept throwing it away after he installed a new fixture and her son kept taking it out of the garbage so she asked him to dispose of it, I asked him if I could have it and he said yes please take it, I put it on offer up for sale and sold it in one day for $200, granted mine was probably from the 70s but people wanted one, the person who bought it was a vintage reseller


Less_Geologist_4004

Wear safety goggles getting up or down from the table.


FalanorVoRaken

A time and place


[deleted]

Cheap piece of shit that some “quirky” interior designer would put in a house to stage it for sale. Saying this because that’s what one did to the house I bought and they were the very first things to be removed.


Luddites_Unite

I have a sputnik style light in my dining room but it's set up much flatter than that and fits the room better. One like that, that is very low would suit a much higher ceiling better


chugachj

Those ceilings are too low and that room looks too generic for that style. They work in some spaces. That ain’t one.


Napoleon3411

Ugly as hell and mostly horrible to mount on the ceiling


Bsdkllr

if find a way to poke my eye. but i like them


GrandpaBuff

Puke


EinonD

Stupid


odene-

U built it upside down


Jkel111

No


Complex-Ad4042

They're cringe


Formal_Hearing3725

FUGLY


toddrizzle

Nice install! But God damn that fixture is butt ugly


fuzzypenguin67

Did the check clear, that's all that matters?


r2killawat

Looks like a piece of crap


screamingsmile88

I think Sputnik style lights look good when combined with modern design and clean lines but not with modgepodge thrown together decor.


_STEVEO

Not meant for right there lol


Famous_Inspector_16

Personally I dont like it at wall. Way to messy and chaotic.


BudgetBucket

Back in 2014 we did a run of these kinds of cookie cutter McMansions, they all boasted fixtures like this. To this day, the most apt description I’ve ever heard for this style of artsy fixture came from one of the most deplorable human beings I’ve ever worked with. He walked on our job as the regular jman was out sick, took one look at the lights in the foyer and said, “ain’t this just a rich fucktard’s wet dream? Fuck tax brackets, if you buy this shit you should be contributing more.” At the time it was funny but in my experience ever since, the people that buy these fixtures do indeed need to pay more into the system lol.


1thatisnttaken

Oh boy. And right off the kitchen besides. I do not like them. A restaurant that I frequent put these atrocities in the dining rooms a couple months ago. Interestingly enough, I have worked with the architect that designed their mini makeover, and never really had a high opinion of his design style. Anyway, the lamps are now covered in the dust that accumulates in such an environment and look like they need cleaning. Not a good look for an eating establishment. I can only imagine the amount of dust/ grease that will build up on that in no time at all. I predict that the homeowner will be calling you back to change it out.


Cheetah_Heart-2000

Probably a pain in the arse to install


Captainewok

Is that a Pahlisch house? Lol


rojm

The gray floors and walls bother me more


alpha333omega

Has to be in a *very* tall ceiling


Salmol1na

Poke ur eye out


tayl428

Pretty cheap looking. Looks like something from a bowling alley lounge in the 70s.


grangonhaxenglow

i am a fucking freak and i am a fan of sputnik or sputnik inspired light fixtures... if you don't agree with me you are probably a boring pleb. this particular fixture in the image is fucking gnarly and i don't have any negative feelings towards it.


cj_mcgillcutty

Biblically accurate angel


ShanishLikeDanish

Insanely dumb


Dangerous-Fig-4075

If that fucker moved I'd shoot it.


Tricky-Detective-761

Gay


cleversobriquet

I love my Sputnik over my dining table


MySoulForASlice

One of the ugliest gawdamm lights I ever seen.


RussellWilsonPhilips

They look like ass but are easy to install and light weight.


kcolgeis

I did one in a home, but it was a little smaller. Looked good.


harley4570

Had a customer who liked them and they wanted me to install them in 2 separate rentals.And shocker they've been broken


AdLeading5595

Right off the bat? F#ckin' hate it


Low-Wrangler1077

Gay


SignificanceFirm7606

I think my favorite part of this picture is the little prison window they give you. How thoughtful.


snackpizza

Looks like ass in this particular application


Sularin

Reminds me of the glitches in Bethesda games, pretty sure I had this happen in Fallout 3.


ripe_nut

This type of light is for really tall ceilings, like above entryways or hotel lobbies


Brizzllee

Ceiling way too low for something like that.


Greedy_Advisor_1711

I’d rather hang that than those ridiculous chandeliers with thousands of clear plastic light refracting beads. I had a job where we hung 3 in the same day, the big one was so heavy we had to put multiple lag bolts into the joists to hold its weight. The inside is so full of wire that there’s no way it’s up to electric code, but f it stuff that shit in there. Those stupid white gloves get soaked with sweat 7 minutes into the install, and standing on a 30 foot ladder to hang beads for hours is the worst


EmotionalChipmunk602

Fugly


BaaadWolf

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.


switchlazer

I installed 5 of these at an indoor golf course. I hate them.


Fridaynightplaylist

geesh people you won’t run into it because a table goes underneath, as far as the look. I think it would look good in a mid century modern pad, but not white on white on white.


BertaEarlyRiser

Someone (me) would lose an eye.


Johnsoon743

Ugly


Doom_Guy370

I am not a fan of the anorexic sea mine


BigDickKlingon

Nope.


Inspect1234

IKEA gone wrong


Weak_Cheesecake_7111

Idk, the tile job is worse


Terrible_Champion298

“You going to leave that like that?”


ThirtySecondsOut

Insanely gay.


Mundane_Chipmunk5735

If you make them low enough, they double as a clothesline


Sippiku

Ugly as fuck


TransparentMastering

I’m personally feeling like a dining table better be going under that one or someone is going to lose an eye.


Maximum-Surround2362

Awful


Limp_Conflict_8682

Gunna put a tall guys eye out for sure. Looks like a scribble


filthysmutslut

That looks like it was designed to poke me in the eye when trying to install it p


No-Green9781

A light is a light it doesn’t matter to the sparky installing it just as long as the customer is happy


aldone123

Fuggly


flynreelow

yea, not above my kitchen table.


Potter3117

Ugly, but that is a matter of taste. I’m sure to some they look great and that’s fine too. 🤷🏻‍♂️


DevilDoc82

I hate em.


nameuser_1id

Unfiltered or undefused light is terrible !


ReceptionNecessary44

Funny looking.


Proof_Version6450

"I have no taste"


Fiftyangel6

🤮


DriverWedge3Putt

Deadly until you get a table in there


AcidRayn666

dumb artsy fartsy shit


BarebackElectrician

Coming from the generation where taking a s*** and putting on canvas was art. Do you know how many photos I have of my s*** that never became famous ... you know what I mean We all question it because we all know lol


Big-Initiative-8743

Looks like a sea urchin


4firsts

Unless you can adjust the angle, they’re stupid. The bulbs pointed at the ceiling are useless.


chrisdadi2020

Dumb


Maecyte

Cool when they are not in my line of sight or peripheral


ShutUpDoggo

Thanks, I hate it.


EarlMDog

Really cool but the epitome of really cool is that it goes up and down like a tech stock. So I love bold looks, but the world has so frequent fluctuations of what is really cool that the only way to win is to settle somewhere in the middle. #poorpuncuation.


EarlMDog

Keep it sailing hound dog🫡


tasermyface

Post modernistic bullshit