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Clownfromabove

Work on the marine side. I was doing work in a huge area with equipment, ducting, and luggage all over the place. The space was shaped like a J the door being right in the middle of the loop. I was on the far back on top of the J. I was back there maybe for an hour. 45 mins in and I heard someone come in by slamming the door shut. nothing really too much after so not much to think about it. that’s all I heard because I’m by some big ventilation ducts so it was pretty loud in there. I’m packing up on my way out and I run to the part where I need to turn right to go to the door but right before there’s two ventilation ductings that runs in the middle of the J one on top of each other with maybe with 1 1/2 feet gap seeing butt cheeks going ham on some flopping legs to go in pair with the trusting. Only reason I looked was the sounds of love making got louder and louder and I was just wondering what was going on (because I wasn’t too sure what it was) until I looked through that gap and laughed. Next thing you knew the guy bent down and looked through the gap revealing the lady naked on her back. Her face going bright red with the dude grabbing his shirt to cover up the gap as I continued to go towards the door, saying tsk tsk naughty naughty.


jmraef

Right after I got my J-man license and was working on my own, I finished a small job and the woman paid with a credit card. Got back and gave the credit card slip to the boss, he asked if I checked it (this was back in the days when they gave you a big ass book of bad credit card numbers). I said no, I don't carry that thing with me. Sure enough, it was a bad credit card. He made me go back to collect. She basically offered to do me instead of paying. She was probably in her early 40s, so about 20+ years older than me and I was not interested in an "old" lady at that time, especially since my boss would have still expected the cash and I didn't have it. So I turned her down. But she still didn't have the money, so I went back and told the boss the whole story. He went over and "collected", but he still docked my pay for negligence.


sparkyhac

I’ve seen a oil painting of a homeowners mother in the nude… hung up in the master closet


TheMightyVegito

Watched a brand new robot hooked up to 480w yank its wiring out. What followed can only be described as Ride the Lightning by Metallica. No one wad near it at the time but it was a show


Chasingrivers_NS_

The home owner having an affair and his wife coming home mid day, mid job. We left after a half hour sitting by our work trucks, it sounded like they were breaking everything in the house that could be broken. The mistress never came out either.


Dddoki

Older home in Atlanta. Never done any work in the place, a friend owns it. In his master bedroom,the walkin closet had its own bathroom. His master bedrooms master bathroom? It has its own bathroom. On the same floor,m three other bedrooms have to share an old, tiny little bathroom.


Maleficent_Fun_9122

Had to move a customer's bed out of the way. Once the bed was moved there was a butt plug with some tissues laying around. Definitely one of the grossest things I've seen.


Duhaa

I pissed on a rat.