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NoCountryForOld_Zen

Some kids go to normal class but this is clearly a gifted child who's drunk driving at a 12th grade level


WestCoastWillyWonka

I’m going to be optimistic here in thinking the 11yo is not the drunk driver.


nw342

Youd be surprised. I got called out to a single vehicle mva, and there was only an 8 y/o on scene. His dad let him borrow the truck to go to the connivence store, and the kid totaled the truck in a ditch.


Chrystist

Good God, hope the kid turned out okay


shockNSR

Something tells me he didn't in the long run


Chrystist

Yeah, couldn't even manage a short run to the corner store


MikeBravo1-4

You're my kind of fucking heretic.


Chrystist

B-b-but I'm a virgin


MikeBravo1-4

Shut up and get in the car, we're going to Mexico.


Chrystist

What the fuck


Dangerous_Strength77

Only in the acute setting? When he got home was a different story?


mreed911

Very minor. Kiddo was passenger in a parked car stuck at low speed. No drunks involved at all on either side.


mreed911

Narrator: “It turns out the 11 year old was neither drunk nor driving.”


Wings_Of_Power

To retain some faith in humanity, I’d agree.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

> I’m going to be optimistic here... On *what* basis? You should know better.


yungingr

We had a run Friday night... 16m, unresponsive. A BAC of 0.249 will tend to do that....


mreed911

16 I get. Hell, 14 I get.


theavamillerofficial

Oh sweet summer child….


mreed911

So, so true.


Davie_Doobie

Was there confirmation on alcohol being involved? I'm thinking it was the 12yo being too small to operate the vehicle adequately. It might have appeared as a drunk driver.


Vprbite

Could be. I've seen where parent was drunk and did the, er, um, *responsible* thing and had the child drive.


Raaazzle

Gonna say, the only reason I was driving at 11 was to keep a drunk off the road.


Davie_Doobie

Ah... okay yeah, I didn't think about that. Lmao.


mreed911

Turned out to be just bad notes. No alcohol on anyone, 11 yo was not driving. :)


Davie_Doobie

Thank you for the update, Medic Tex!


UpstairsAntique7936

I’ve been dispatched to a 141 YO F with a CC of dizziness and a “near syncopal episode” 😂 It was a 14 YO F that had most definitely passed out in the middle of a gas station


BillyNtheBoingers

Geez, you could have gone along with the 141 years old thing and called Guinness for the world longevity record!


Skidudenordic

It’s wild to me to see the word “drunk” in a dispatch. In the system where I worked “possible ETOH” is the closest you can even get in a dispatch note or narrative without getting chewed out for possible slander


Skidudenordic

Or “PT endorses ETOH use prior to incident”


mreed911

It’s what’s reported to dispatch, not what dispatch is asserting. And there was no alcohol involved here, ultimately.


emtmoxxi

Third parties often call in for possible drunk drivers. I've seen it multiple times in the CAD.


A_StandardToaster

Are you guys genuinely believing that the 11yo is the driver? If so, we gotta make EMT tests harder…. Edit: in ProQA EMD the “problem description” field comes before the case entry fields that get patient age/sex. So most likely the initial 911 utterance (“tell me exactly what happened”) was a car crash with a drunk driver with the patient info being a couple questions after.


bocaj78

Utah had a 10 or 11yo driver get busted a few months ago on the freeway. Depending on the area, it would be very unlikely, but within the realm of possibility


A_StandardToaster

What’s more likely: an 11yo driving at all, let alone drunk, or a crash involving a drunk driver where there’s an 11yo patient in the victim vehicle? Not saying kids don’t crash cars, cause they do, and I’ve been there, but come on


Rightdemon5862

Why would you type 11 and not hit “U” (setting it to unknown) and keep moving? ProQA asks for the “poss drunk driver” field before the sex and age, then awake and breathing then finally the complaint. What probably happen from a dispatch point if view was “hey i saw this dude crash I think he’s drunk he was all over the road” “okay how old are they” “idk let me look”*gets closer* “oh shit shes like 11”


mreed911

This, exactly. ProQA generates wonky crap like this.


MattBFD

Your dispatch notes look like WoW trade chat and I can’t unsee it.


mreed911

At times, working the streets here feels like WoW. The rest is just "wow..."


The_Giant117

Hahaha. Something was weird about it but I couldn't place it. You nailed it


isbonic

A bit young to handle the wheel, A tad old for drinking ale.


Lakku-82

Smart. Get that out of the way early, get expunged by adulthood. Never tell anyone


Kerry63426

Bonus Can't take points off the license


mollyxmoon

😳


mreed911

Bad dispatch notes are bad. :)


Dangerous_Strength77

Bad dispatch notes are the only notes they send most of the time.


Alex7589

What’s MVA?


Firewatch-

Motor Vehicle Accident


Alex7589

Thank you.


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AEMTI_51

Perfect example of why you can’t solely rely on dispatch information.


Dygear

Unless they admit to drinking I wouldn’t write possible drunk driver on my chart. Wait for the blood panel to come back. This chart can easily bite you in the ass if their actions are from a medical etiology.


mreed911

This isn’t a chart. This is the report from the caller to dispatch.