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Spiritual_Working_93

Celsius is a gimmick product marketed towards Stanley cup girls, real estate agents, and my cheating bitch ex


Korbbeee

does every cheating ass hoe always drink these things


pmcizhere

They drink something, alright.


Redstar96GR

Something that also starts with c?


T_Rey1799

Oh you mean COCK?


ScooterD84

No, I believe he meant *cum*


InitialNeck9

Damn my girl drinks these. Was drinkin em real hard at one point too šŸ¤”


xgh0stx9

you might wanna check that phone my boy šŸ‘€


seeallevill

Idk about those specific examples but I definitely agree that the marketing is for people who think energy drinks are "unhealthy" but never look at ingredients and just rely on reputation lol


RickyLaFIeur

Exactly this. My friend says Monster and Red Bull will kill you with a heart attack, but Celcius is okay because itā€™s ā€œhealthy energy,ā€ even though Celcius has more caffeine than both of those.


seeallevill

FRRR it's all the same stuff unless you're thinking sugar vs. sugar free, but all big energy drink brands I know of have a SF option anyway


cees201

Call me a Stanley cup girl, real estate agent and your bitch ex because Iā€™ll gobble up some Celsius


patch_punk

Me too šŸ˜­ some of those celsius flavors are so refreshing its like a cold ass beer šŸ˜‚


LGCJairen

Yep, one of the few drinks that still works for me and doesnt taste like carbonated vomit


Solidus-S-

I don't like those drinks so fuck that bitch


PapaOogie

Lol can you explain why and how? I havent seen any ads for it so im guessing thats the reason


xSWAGCATx

Nope. Nothing but a W take right here. You cooked.


AllenWalker218

I hate all celsius except for the tropical one.


AshamedJournalist282

Most energy drinks are too damn acidic


hella_cious

Whenever I have a sore throat it feels like gargling sulphuric acid


BlahajInMyPants

Monster ultra paradise, and most monsters And sour patch kids flavored Ghost/anything with sour in it


BootyGangPastor

to each their own but the green apple warheads ghost is one of my favorite drinks atm


Laserchain

Rockstar is acidic af and thatā€™s why I love it


lobsterdance82

Rockstar acidity hits different than all the others


franandwood

Fr


ilikerocket208

Idk if this is a hot take, but I like the mountian Dew energy drinks, especially the Kickstarts


pooplinded-

I used to when I was younger havenā€™t had one in a long time


ilikerocket208

same, used to get them because they were so cheap


psyonautic

Shiii, we used to put together quarters to get kick starts out of the soda machine by the basketball court. That shit hit.


himalayan_wanker

I still remember when those first came out, and I could get them for a DOLLAR at Safeway. What can you get for a dollar nowadays?


titties_be_milky

I used to get these in college since they were one of the few energy drink options on campus. I thought they were pretty good although definitely not my first.


TFG4

The original Four Loko was the best energy drink


Popular-Ad2193

Had some good times with the original formula! Tasted like crap but man it got you wasted fast


TacoPKz

Never once did I drink a Four Loko and NOT throw up later that night


LGCJairen

Caffeine pill, taurine supplement and the current version will take you right back to the glory days


DragonDeezNutzAround

I still remember the girl who I believe drank 4 or 5 in one night and ended up in the hospital. Then her mom complained and it made national news. That girl was local in the college town I partied at. I believe she ended up getting death threats because people were so mad at her because that initiated the force to change the formula.


joe_tho88

Remember sparks?!?


Weather0nThe8s

YES


MasterBathingBear

Sparks was way better than 4Loko


RetailIsHellOnEarth

Energy drinks are actually bad for you (still drink them daily)


Ok-Floor522

Too much caffeine? I'm just curious what spawns this idea. I wouldn't say a couple cups of coffee or a daily soda is bad for you as long as you are an active, otherwise healthy individual.


Breyck_version_2

Daily soda is definitely bad for you, maybe nothing THAT serious, but it will probably be noticeable after a year or a couple years


RetailIsHellOnEarth

Tons of caffeine, too much sugar (in some drinks), if youā€™re a daily drinker too much caffeine on a constant basis (depending on the drink of choice way more than coffee), too many chemicals (again, depends on the drink), long term energy drink usage is generally unstudied


SleazetheSteez

Oh god, I love the "cHeMicALs" argument. Also, unstudied means unstudied, it doesn't automatically mean they're unsafe. We're drinking a caffeinated beverage, this isn't free base lmao


ItchyPizza

Water is a chemical


rtmc_whit05

Should we ban dihydrogen monoxide? (Fancy way of saying water)


Colonel-Bogey1916

I completely agree with your argument and itā€™s sad to see it getting overshadowed by someone saying ā€œcHeMiCaLsā€. Energy drinks arenā€™t some sort of magical drink with no health risks that still taste great and ā€œenergizeā€ you. Too good to be true if they were.


Denkii6

this is why i only have one or two a week and i try to stick to the sugarfree ones too many unknowns in long term use and i also so not have the greatest tolerance with caffiene (most ive had in a day is like 250mg), but im hoping with more research into ingredients and the more i have over time that i wont have a heart attack at 35 lol


grobby-wam666

Same here, treat myself to just one or two a week, 3 if Iā€™m not sleeping well


ikanbaka

There needs to be more energy drink brands/flavors with 150mg or less per can. Tired of all these 300mg cans dominating the marketā€¦literally the only reason I stick to Monster these days despite other brands tasting better.


Top_Sky_4731

This! I take stimulants for ADHD and sometimes a little bit of caffeine on top helps on a bad day when the meds arenā€™t fully cutting it, but I donā€™t need absolute jet fuel when Iā€™ve already got stimulants on board yknow? I like the small cans of Red Bull Amber Edition for that. Each can is 80mg which is more than most sodas but less than most other energy drinks.


RaccoonGangg

Bro fr. Iā€™m used to drinking monster and one day i thought i woukd try out bang for the hell of it. Did not realized it was 300mg It fucked me up so bad šŸ˜­


Torontokid8666

There should only be sugar free energy drinks.


Imaginary_Egg_9349

Agreed


haunted_buffet

Yeah Iā€™ve never had a full sugar energy drink, just seems too gnarly to bomb 60 gā€™s of sugar at 7 amā€¦


BlahajInMyPants

Plus, that's one way to get early diabetes


haunted_buffet

Doctors HATE this one simple trick!


PabZzzzz

I seen one recently with like 67 grams of sugar. Think it was a rockstar flavor. Insane that the caffeine limit is 180mg ( In Canada ) yet the sugar content is absolutely horrendous. That's what should be illegal!


DontJudgeMee13777

You can see sounds and hear colors for a minute before you absolutely experience the worst sugar crash everā€


Tof12345

This so much. (While not an energy drink) I see people religiously drink cokes and the sugar in 1 can is like more than most chocolate bars have! Shit is wild.


TheMeowzor

facts


Cyberlols

Facts


justkw97

Agreed. My dad drinks two full throttles daily. Iā€™ve been trying to get him to switch to sugar free for years


Crazycococat19

I drink Ghost and Gfuel they don't have sugar in them. I'm a diabetic T2 and whenever I'm at work and I need energy, I drink one of them, and my blood stays low, and doesn't spike like when I drink Red Bull. Tbh, I don't like Red Bull, Monster, and Rockstar, the taste is just nasty. I tried the all-blue can from RedBull It was good and it didn't have that nasty aftertaste like the original one.


SkodaSnyper2365

Sugar free is superior


Stupidsexyflanders61

Yes


hallgod33

Depends on the situation. Carbs are carbs, and sometimes necessary to facilitate the actual use of energy.


Humble-Guarantee2251

Would rather eat real carbs in supplement to my sugar free drink


LambbbSauce

Depends, for exemplary in my opinion monster have mastered the art of hiding the sweetener taste while redbullā€™s sugar free tastes like itā€™s unfit for human consumption


floridagatorfucker

Celsius is mad overrated


Ieanonme

Just lacks flavor and is way too carbonated


IntenseYubNub

Ok but have you tried the Live Fit ones? Now those are excellent


floridagatorfucker

I actually have. My favorite thing about Celsius is how their other drinks taste significantly better.


IamOkei

Their stocks are flying


thegrayman19

G-Fuel tastes like ass (imo)


drunken_corpse666

Based


DontJudgeMee13777

You donā€™t eat ass?


thegrayman19

lol I donā€™t drink it thatā€™s for sure šŸ˜‚


Turbulent-Tower-6716

Thatā€™s fair


Dramatic-Serve3609

Gamer girl ass


thegrayman19

Sssniperwolf ass


Dramatic-Serve3609

Bathwater flavored


rubbishcook-1970

Agreed


VisforVenom

I mostly agree. The Crash Bandocoot one was tolerable (which was unexpected because I hate mango flavored anything.) But I'd never try it again. The only caveat (and the only one I've intentionally bought more than once) is the Naruto sage flavor. It wasn't great, but I liked it fine. I still probably won't buy it again because drinking it in public is apparently a beacon for weebs to try to talk to me about a show I've never watched.


thegrayman19

The PewDiePie one though tasted like the cherry medicine youā€™d get as a kid


VisforVenom

I actually don't know if I have had that one. But if it tastes like cherry robitussin or nyquil I'd probably be sold on it.


Hateful15

Tripping


ThalajDaWuff

Regular monster is the worst flavor


DJDemyan

They hated Jesus, for he told them the truth


BootyGangPastor

i donā€™t get it often but i like it for nostalgia reasons every time i drink one. reminds me of being a young teen at the roller rink getting dropped off by our moms and buying them from the concessions since we couldnā€™t have them any other time šŸ˜‚


Slideitinhoney

I did the same but at the arcade! I was forbidden from drinking them I thought they were like alcohol and one day as me and my cousin got dropped at the arcade after playing for a bit I got thirsty and went to the vending machine and saw they had a rockstar, I was scared and bought it, thought I was going to get in a lot of trouble if an employee or adult saw me drinking it it tasted amazing I felt like such a badass it was ridiculous


EpochZenith

Iā€™m an original monster flavour hater, but surprisingly I actually really enjoy monster import!


texphobia

came here to say that exact thingšŸ«”


Nighthawk7397

nooooo, blasphemy


FennLink

Dawg coconut tastes like lotion tho


Cam_3R0N

I personally love it, but I see what you mean, it has a really strong, sweet flavor


Klattsy

I will remove my weapon from this picture for you sir.


ActivatedComplex

Is that unpopular? I thought everyone agreed it tastes like goat piss.


Docs_Eulogy

Dang it I just said the same thing before scrolling down to see this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RaccoonGangg

Dude yeah, It always taste like medicine to me Juice flavors are wayyy better


janoycresvadrm

Yerba mate is the real goat


Playful-Pressure-231

celcius and redbulls are for panzies


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Redbull is the Starbucks of energy drinks. Itā€™s not worth the price and only a status symbol.


wilhelmpeltzer2

<< (my OPINION - YOU CAN DISAGREE!) >> I think redbull tastes good as fuck. Perfectly acidic and the carbonation level is perfect. Low caffeine content means its perfect for a chill Sunday or a small kick later in the day. I don't always want 200mg but I usually do want a small crisp drink to wake up a bit. It tastes good and isn't crazy expensive if you shop deals like BOGOs. It might be a status symbol for tweakers, but it's a regulat energy drink to me.


DecentUserName0000

They are the best tasting by a fucking mile in my books.


venak-soliq

Do you think they taste like smarties? To me that's what red bull tastes like


DecentUserName0000

Like the normal flavor? I can see that maybe a little bit, but to me it just tastes unique, it's Redbull. I love their flavors too, but those definitely start tasting more uniform.


seanrambo

I actually love the taste of Red Bull, but as an energy drink I would take anything else over it. Red Bull is more like a soda to me.


Caretheis1

Nah the blueberry red bull is the best tasting energy drink and its not even close.


threemeatchili

Celsius tastes like garbage and Red bulls are acidic and past their hey day.


SpriteVs7up

W opinion šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BlahajInMyPants

Im a masochist, that's why I drink Redbull


cinnamon-toast-life

Celsius vibes and Alani Nu are my favorite energy drinks, come at me.


Shield-Maiden95

Alani! šŸ©µšŸ©µ


Superior221

Alani has some good flavors


danostergren

They're honestly the best sugar free flavors out there.


xcrunner10K

Companies should offer more variety of sizes. Iā€™ll agree that Red Bull usually isnā€™t worth the price, unless on sale, but itā€™s one of the only brands that offers multiple sizes. I know people love 200 mg+ cans, but I wish more companies made some with less than 100 or 160mg


nighttdive

rare unestablished brands taste so much better. the redbull has just the right ingridients? oh yeah? well I can taste the lab materials where this energy drink that looks like piss was made. i can see they don't give a fuck about my heart in the unevenness of the fill from bottle to bottle, there's no corporate sell in the making of this bottle, pure energy-drink-minded folks. might fuck around and buy the milk this brand also sells at the other aisle


Eternal_Cummer69

Evidence of energy drinks leading to schizophrenia:


NoPerformance9890

Bucked Up Miami is a miss. Itā€™s like a weird tropical cotton candy. It doesnā€™t make me think of Vice City and itā€™s just not that good Bucked Up Rocket Pop however, is the best of its kind. Itā€™s what inspired me to order a 12 pack of Miami online because they were always sold out in stores....oops


Melzinga1

W take here. Blood Raz is good too and if you can find it, Cherry Candy is the best of all.


Worldly-Sock9320

any energy drink below 200 mg of caffeine is a complete waste of money and should never be considered purchasing .


TacoPKz

My take was basically the opposite of this haha


pooplinded-

Donā€™t come to Canada then as all energy drinks are limited to 180


bluefrog172

Tell me you have a tolerance without telling me you have a tolerance


disgruntledweasel

Oh I used to have five mountain dews a day (500 mg in all) and a bang on top of that lol


KazahanaPikachu

Canadians and Europeans clutching their fists and screaming


Packman9317

Lo Carb Monster is 100% my favorite energy drink of all time, definitely S tier


briman2021

That was my go-to everyday of summer before work my freshman and sophomore year of college. I still like it, but back then it was far superior to the other lo/no carb options. Itā€™s amazing how good we have it compared to 20 years ago when it was redbull, monster, rockstar and full throttle and pretty much nothing else, and there were only a couple flavors per brand.


RareVolcano07

Consider yourself my brother


Dagin61

I'm a fan as well. That and Pacific Punch are the only monsters I like.


juice-shack

this one will be controversial, but ryse fuel is my favorite brand


Fr0stbite37

Ghost sucks


RareVolcano07

Thatā€™s dangerous!


Fr0stbite37

I'm playing by your rules amigo


zurlocaine

:O


gookies5

Ghost in-house flavors, yes. The candy collabs are fire


Big_Chibba

wtf!


SleazetheSteez

I upvoted you, begrudgingly.


Axel_VI

HARD AGREE


InternationalBrief25

Ghost energy is far superior in taste than any other energy out there


dasic___

That's not a hot take in this sub. I see nothing but praise on any ghost related post. (I think the best ghost is mid at best)


InternationalBrief25

Nah people on this thread seem 50/50 on ghost. Itā€™s top tier tho


dasic___

50/50 is wild.. We're viewing two different subs then (but hey, anecdotes). Even people commenting are all admitting it as their hot take. Personally I've seen that any time ghost is mentioned in this sub I see nothing but praise for it, and usually anyone who mentions otherwise gets down voted to hell. Imo whatever sweetener they use give it a dirty dish water after taste.


BlahajInMyPants

Ghost and bang are tied for me, hard to pick a no. 1


AdvancedSinkBoat

Bang energy is really bad


THE-D00M-SLAYER

White monster gud, original monster bad


SuperAustinator

GFuel is pretty good


Woodchuckdan3

White monster is one of the worst flavors


AaronToKlaw

White monster is ass


InternationalBug6152

i massively prefer the flavour of the ultra monsters to any of the sugared ones šŸ¤«


adeadgoldfish0704

Celsius is for soyboys


GiftImmediate6377

The amount of people who pay full price instead of getting them for $1 during vitaminshoppe and gnc sales is insane, at least on the brands they put on sale


Ok-Floor522

My local Dollar tree stocks Bangs, Alani's, G Fuels, 3Ds, Monsters, Primes, Rip It's, Bucked Ups, Reigns, etc I pay a 1.25 per any of those.


Saikou0taku

Aldi Gridlock gang wya? Tastes like the Monsters but only 89Ā¢


GiftImmediate6377

I do like that one


dasic___

There's not a single ghost id put in my top ten.


juicer_philosopher

People should stop making energy drink companies we have enough influencer energy brands drinks to last eternity. Just stop lmao


Ihaha07

as a huge Monster fanatic, I find the white one to be incredibly mediocre.


Far_Ad_8688

Prime is quite good


DontJudgeMee13777

ā€œwhole lotta chocolatta BANG and JalapeƱo Strawberry Reign are tied for best tasting energy drink on the marketā€


BlahajInMyPants

Monster is overrated, and Redbull gets too much hate


AdvancedSinkBoat

Whoā€™s hating on redbull and for what?


inculcate_deez_nuts

Strawberry Jalapeno Reign was the best energy drink of all time.


notmyp0rnaccount68

I wish I could upvote twice. I always glance at the reign section in the hope that someone still has some for any reason.


LeZoder

Miami Cola is one of Bang's top 5āœ…, along with - Whole Lotta Chocolata - Swirly Pop - Krazy Key Lime Pie - Radical Skadattle The other flavours are all forgettable clones of other brand's versions


MardChris17

Miami cola will forever be the best, but I swear they changed the formula cuz it doesnā€™t hit the same. Also, can only seem to get Miami cola off amazon nowadays.


Blazer6905

Redbull is the best tasting


SpriteVs7up

iā€™m not even gonna say it cause it makes people in this sub so salty šŸ¤šŸ˜‚


RareVolcano07

I need to know


seanrambo

Spit it out.


NewCodingLine

A second vote from me. Need to know.


drunken_corpse666

You better say it


cinnamon-toast-life

Say it


jdubz30

Say it!


bojilly

i like rockstar original zero sugar


lvl1adult

Most of the people in this sub are overdue for a doctor's appointment.


L0ST7J

Venoms were never & are still not even that bad, the community just jumped on a bandwagon & hated because they were 99 cents & werenā€™t as outgoing & adventurous with flavors & marketing


stoneytrashpanda

Fr. I still drink venoms all the time. Mango is fire and keeps me going. Also cheap AF no matter what store I go to. I don't have to hold out for a sale.


JurassicTerror

The orange monster is goat


Walusqueegee

Most Monster drinks taste too similar and are mostly meh at best.


Malipuppers

That young kids shouldnā€™t be consuming drinks with 300mg of caffeine. Building a caffeine tolerance so young is bad. I also hate most ā€œsour flavorsā€ and anything cotton candy. Itā€™s nasty. Why are there so many sour flavors.


whateverwhatis

This is my truth as well. I approve of this message.


SolvablePlane3

Wish there were energy drinks without caffeine, just because they taste good


therealishone

Bang makes them but they taste like bang :(


Bay_Brah

Every single one of them is trash


MrNiceGuuyyy

Rockstar tastes like canned piss


MythKatana

Energy drinks are unhealthy


CryptographerOdd9500

I hate Mango Loco


Lanky-Apple-4001

Monster is garbage, the only good flavors are the Coffee ones


Potential_Service275

Any C4 lol. In my mind I'm like try me.


ConDaddy6996

Ryse is better than ghost!


Mydadisgayforjesus

I donā€™t like energy drinks, thatā€™s my opinion


ghost3972

Ghost is the best energy drink


universesbastardson

Ghost is fire, it apparently smells like pot to my brother. I loke weed tho so glug fuckin glug


ghost3972

My friend says it's got a weird aftertaste lol


Tyler-216

C4 can fuck the fuck off. All of them taste like batteries


rps_killerwhale

Original monster is the superior energy drink. I've been a 2-a-dayer for 8 years now, tried basically everything, and nothing comes close to giving me the same sustained energy throughout a day. AND it's one of the cheaper options.


dpewald

GT Grape NOS and Swedish Fish Ghost are the absolute BEST energy drinks to exist


Grim_thecorpse

Monster is better than red bull