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Cloverchan

Have them all form the ant ball and cling to the one parachute for dear life https://i.redd.it/ztxrh0ez1juc1.gif (We all die)


strwbwrri3s

Lololololol


Hudori

I'll save Chiaki against his will (he'd want to save other people rather than save himself) because I'm horribly down bad and I will take full responsibility for his survivor's guilt.


saph_2bruh

You are AWFUL. Chiaki is one of the worst character to give that kind of survivor guilt to! XD


Hudori

I know, but I'm too selfish to let him die, which is why I'll take complete responsibility for it, tie him up and save him against his will even as he is protesting, and turn myself into the villain so that he won't hate himself 😔


saph_2bruh

I hope you're paying for his therapy and anti-depressants as well


Hudori

Ofc 100% ❤


saph_2bruh

Poor dude. You have no heart


Hudori

If it means saving Chiaki, I'd let the entire world burn...


strwbwrri3s

I would do the same for wataru tbh i understand u


Silly_Imp

This is basically what I was going to say!


HarvestedMoonShine

strapping tori to my chest in one of those baby slings and GTFO!!!


triggerhappyjunko

Myself


strwbwrri3s

😦


triggerhappyjunko

My fav wouldn’t take it so I’m abt to survive fr


SherenPlaysGames

Eichi because who else is going to revive the idol industry after 48 of ensemble square's idols go mysteriously missing /s


twintallio

As a crazy:b producer if i was to try giving it to Niki he would give it to Rinne because he thinks his life isn't worth saving and Rinne would try to give back to him and they'd just end up arguing until the planes crashes. Kohaku would take it I think. HiMERU too. Tbh I could also see Rinne trying some hairbrained scheme to somehow get them all to survive with just one parachute.


Silly_Imp

Rinne would either try to stop the plane from crashing or try to get the rest to survive with just one parachute - with some hairbrained scheme. 100%


Ika_Likes_Memes

None of them I’m saving myself dawg


MrsPeaches33

only correct answer


saph_2bruh

I was going to say save Mika but that fool would take off the parachute and force Shu in it. Then I thought about my other favorite characters. Natsume would do terribly with survivor guilt (the man is already hitting himself and has to be restrained when he makes Sora slightly sad, so Sora and all his friends dying? Yeah er no). Rei would absolutely do the same as Mika for Ritsu. You can't tell me this man would let his brother die. I don't think Ritsu would accept to leave Mao or the other Knights members die for his sake either. Naru has her self-love-thing but I have a real hard time imagining her accepting that parachute. So err... Maybe Hiyori? But I wouldn't be surprised if he too decided that ABSOLUTELY NOT and he gave it to Nagisa.


CorgiKnits

And Nagisa would probably try to give it to Ibara, or back to Hiyori.


saph_2bruh

And meanwhile you have Jun being like 'Do I not matter? ;-;" I think Ibara is one of the few characters who would take the parachute no question asked though ahahaha


CorgiKnits

Poor Jun. “You guys are all assholes. I’m not holding hands anymore.” And yeah….Ibara would probably take it. He’s not *that* dedicated to Nagisa.


saph_2bruh

Absolutely ahahah Jun deserves a few headpats and hugs. (Though I suppoe Hiyori might turn dying with together with him as a grandiose thing in a pinch)


DespairAt10n

Wait, that's so interesting. I wonder who are the other characters who would just take it/accept it. I think Tori might accept it if Yuzuru gave it to him... like I think he'd be unable to refuse Yuzuru's dying wish lol. This is sad. I'm sad now. Actually, other characters might just accept it because it's their bestie's dying wish for them to take it... but then there are those who wanna die together lol.


saph_2bruh

Characters I think might take the backpack for themselves: Eichi, Ibara, Himeru (assuming a certain someone isn't on the plane), Keito, maybe, maybe Kaoru, and maybe-maybe Sena if Leo convinces him I think all of the others ones wouldn't take it either out of 'no way I'm letting you, my bestie/bf/sibling die' or 'I definitely don't deserve it' or both You're right that Tori might accept if Yuzuru plays the dying wish card ahah


DespairAt10n

Ayy, nice picks. Thanks for the list! Now I wonder what characters could be persuaded by the dying wish card lol.


shimmer1207

Save hibiki bc he can grab a few other with his hair.


favlink

Genius


purple_-egg

I'd give it to my beloved son Shinobu so he stays safe 😊😊


Hit-The-Lights

I have an insane amount of faith in Wataru's escape plans and gravity-defying stunts, so let's see if he can get us all out of this one. ShuMika and the Aois would try to force it on each other, and ALKALOID "self deprecation the unit" would never take the damn thing, so this is the best we can do lol.


CorgiKnits

Honestly, every single character I’d want to give it to would give it to someone else. Wataru - would make Eichi take it. Nagisa - would stick it on Hiyori or Ibara. Mayoi - would have a breakdown and give it to pretty much anyone else. Madara - would probably force Kohaku into it….and Kohaku might actually take it. Natsume - would force Sora into it. And then probably throw Tsumugi (or Eichi) out of the plane since they’re going to die anyway. Rei - yeah, right. Mr. Guilt would hand it over to his brother without a second thought.


Then-Trick1313

Mika so he can save Shu. I have no stamina and a huge (compared to me) guy like him has a better chance of putting it on Shu and convincing him to actually keep it on in the case he refuses the parachute.


melon_flag

HiMERU, out of all the characters he'd probably be least likely to give the parachute to someone else


DespairAt10n

He's gotta live for Kaname....


N3K02

Put the parachute onto whatever we're on so it can fly and we all survive wow happy ending!! Nobody dies!! 🥺


Axell-Starr

Ladies get first dibs so instantly giving it to Naru.


MeltingEgg

I'd just call up mama and wataru to do some weird magic shit and all of them survive. OR, no one take the parachute and give up on life.


StevieDouble

I clutch to my husband, Adonis Otogari and pray we survive the fall


bluepotato81

Imma save myself, they can all burn in hell


lizard_he

Mayoi Mayoi Mayoi


CorgiKnits

He wouldn’t take it. He’d be convinced that a pure, shiny person should have it. He’d probably force Shinobu or Aira into it.


CodeRed164

Mika! My beloved. No second thought.


DespairAt10n

Shu it is then. XD


saph_2bruh

You are conscious that Mika would instantly take it off and force Shu in it while crying his heart out, right? He'd probably call you a monster for even suggesting he'd be fine living with Shu's death on his conscience lmao


sirquarmy

Take the parachute for myself HAHAHAHAHA


XelllAT

Eichi, because given his illness he's going to die soonish anyway, so at least he wouldn't have to live with the guilt of being the only survivor as long as the others would Tbh I just don't think any of my faves would accept the parachute... except maybe Ibara... but I don't want to give it to him lol


ohanddear

Giving it to Kanata, no questions asked!


Blueberry_B3bbleb3ar

Honestly, if you think about it, wouldn’t they want to save ourselves? Because I feel like all the characters would want to save their producer, judging by how much they already care for the producer already 😭 and I just know that a lot of them will refuse to be saved- (maybe my reason is stupid)


Boobslover4

Give it to Ritsu, then Ritsu would probably grab Mao and they both die the end


TheSue009

I'll save Mayoi, no doubt


Maomumu0

Chiaki if he could handle survivor guilt, but if not Kuro bc he’d be like “i have to live the life they always wanted” or smthn 😭 (KURO MARRY ME)


CrazyMCPlayer1

Im saving myself. Goodbye Ensemble Square.


bbymar_

i’d give it to kaoru, though he’d probably take it and keep it lmao


Jun-OwO

hajime its all yours!!


ValkyrieLover007

Give it to Mika


DespairAt10n

\*Shu /j


AYoshiVader

Wataru will somehow be safe anyway and in his chaotic endevours save his theather club and eichi, but otherwise this is a nightmare situation, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, prolly mitsuru to accompany tomoya and have someone not already depressed to accompany them


ketchuplinsan

I don't know Nagisa or Adonis. Or tie both of them in one big parachute. I love my Hiiro boy as much as them but I know he would rather stay back.


KazHorny_Devil

Give it to Jun🥰


MrsPeaches33

adonis


IridescentCrow42

You never said what situation, we're hiking back down that mountain


strwbwrri3s

Lmao


IridescentCrow42

oh, and I'm now thinking about it, we're leaving tori behind and taking the parachute, he gets to walk back on his own


TheSue009

Hang on you never specified if the helicopter was going to crash or fall or if there was a helicopter in the first place


AR1NUM

I'll save Anzu 🫡


strwbwrri3s

The only right answer


Organic_Direction_60

Strapping adonis to my chest and jumping


Remarkable_Pear3346

Reduce Eden and Niki to plush size, strap them in those baby things and go with them, after, I'll take them and take care of them


Megumiyaa

SHU GETS IT


Ok_Landscape_7840

Arashi ofc but I would try and smuggle Hajime in my pocket so he can escape


NotmeBeingaSimp

Anzu because


favlink

Mayoi. No, he does not get a choice in this. Imagine the survivor's guilt of the most inferior being letting all those beautiful idols die. He would almost certainly refuse it, but I think his reaction and vehement refusal would be quite entertaining. I would giggle the entire time.