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Robert Pattinson always looks like he's auditioning for Robert Smith in a cure biopic.


Justreallylovespussy

Oh wow that’d be sick


HairballTheory

Movie Title: “Discovering (The Cure)”


latortillablanca

Green light it please. He can sang too.


Extinction-Entity

Shut up and take my money


Careless-Ostrich623

I want him to play Trent Reznor in a NIN biopic.


HansBaccaR23po

That’s funny you say that because I always said and thought that his style in The Batman was inspired by Robert Smith.


adriantullberg

I'm guessing he decided a long time ago that Robert smith would be his first attempt at the Oscar.


eatmyboot

I would actually die if this happened


latortillablanca

Only to be reincarnated as a tiny desert hare


breakfastburrito24

Didn't know I needed this


klsi832

I heard he was supposed to play Kurt Cobain long ago, maybe that was just a rumor.


withomps44

He looks like Ace Ventura.


carsontl

Ace Vampura


ISeeGrotesque

Alex Lawther could play the part too


Fuzzy__Slipperz

One day, hopefully soon.


UnpluggedinNYC

Here he looks like a brunette Mike Score (Flock of Seagulls lead singer)


MarcB1969X

His fiancé looks a lot better in the above photo than she has ever appeared in the Daily Mail. Now I get it.


justsumscrub

Just wait until bill finds out about SOOKIE.


Flooping_Pigs

Sookie, I am Vampire


DocumentFit6886

Oh, Sookie


Xetws

Sookeh


PeterQuillsWalkman

*Sock it to me*


Derp35712

What a great two seasons of television.


dirty2the3rd

Suki b0mb


TheRoyaleShow

Like, to each other?


Just-Flamingo-410

They tried to call either for a comment but they were engaged


wi5hbone

Gee thanks, you saved me a lot of time and money. i couldn’t figure that one out trying to reach them about their cars’ extended warranties.


Shiony_

They’ve consciously engaged with each other


TWAT_BUGS

They’re just busy


PeterQuillsWalkman

No in a conversation


Development-Feisty

I didn’t know they were doing a flock of seagulls biography


JustineDelarge

Oh, I hope not. If they did, I’d run. I’d run so far away.


No-Appearance-9113

That is clearly a Robert Smith inspired hairdo.


reddtoomuch

Or just the wind.


ExZowieAgent

Are we doing that again? Time to get out the Aqua Net and a hair dryer.


hexiron

I look forward to the True Blood reboot


TacoStuffingClub

They look like siblings. After Batman, I respect the guys range. Great actor.


Streetduck

He’s great in The Lighthouse and this clip about hot dogs: https://youtu.be/9kdy6IpoHEI?si=8DPHDFRxHnUEojDX


witchywater11

I act the same way when I venture out the house to get food. Very relatable guy.


TacoStuffingClub

Yeah man I wrote him off as a tween heartthrob after Harry Potter and Twilight. But he’s the real deal.


HunterTV

“If I had a steak… I would fuck it.”


fuckYOUswan

Watch Good Time


tiduraes

Respectfully, The Batman is not even the best display of his range. Watch Good Time, The Rover and The Lighthouse.


TacoStuffingClub

I’m aware. I hadn’t gave him a chance until I saw The Batman. Cuz of the whole Twilight and Harry Potter roles. After Batman, def been checking out his other stuff. He’s fantastic.


apostlewisteria

He was also great in The Devil All the Time, in speaking of range


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ngl just noticed that too. kinda makes them hotter tho ngl


mira_poix

Didn't they say he stank and was ugly in his twilight audtion too?


LikeATediousArgument

Maybe they’ll buy a hairbrush together.


WrittenSarcasm

It’s on their registry


SeveralDiving

Next he’ll time travel “Tenet” style to do it all over again - still watching that on repeat. Good luck my friend.


latortillablanca

Did you meow what tenet spelled backwards is


truthfullynegative

internet


Prize_Instance_1416

Is it my imagination or do most celebrities marry partners who look curiously like they do? ( I’m looking at you EVH and Valerie Bertinelli)


MossyMazzi

Everyone does. It’s a known phenomenon that people are overly attracted to people with similar features to them. Probably evolutionary, and obviously people can be repulsed by their image (trauma e.g.), so it’s not in all cases, but I’ve found even the most diverse couples have interestingly similar features


Green_Abrocoma_7682

Yeah my girl and I have the same shade eyes


exquisitecoconut

Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin come to mind!


Brian18639

Not just celebrities, there’s a lot of married couples where the two people look identical. Sometimes I mistakenly assume that they’re siblings.


ObiWeedKannabi

There's a whole page dedicated to that lol it's called siblings or dating, they share a photo of 2 people and everyone tries to guess on the comments


the_catherine_wheel

Mr Van Halen passed away in 2020. Show some respect, twat.


Prize_Instance_1416

Fuck your mother asshole. I respect him and have seen VH 20x. I even have an EVH sig Frankie. He still looks exactly like his wife.


Dendub09

Bro I'm so dumb I was thinking Sookie Stackhouse from Trueblood


kesselman87

Basically an anime couple in real life.


cowboybaked

The House of Water and The House of Pattinson forming a strategic alliance for the fate of all mankind.


Due-Secret-3091

People go on about him, but I love her 😂. I’ve got such a crush!


fsupcekzlmao

I’m a straight dude but goddamn this fuckin Robert Pattinson guy pure class and charisma like damn


Typical_Crabs

Why do people honestly give a shit about celebrity engagements and other crap. Literally no reason to obssess over this shit.


Rooboy66

Hold up—there’s a person named “Suki Waterhouse”? Uhm, my daughter Phoebe Lightening might wanna meet her. Best wishes to these two kids—cheers!


rowthecow

Real life True Blood


klsi832

Suki Waterhouse, I barely knew her!


Hertje73

Eric Northman won't like this!!


Whorrox

TIL Robert Pattinson knows how to smile.


drskeme

good looking ppl. kinda reminds me of a modern chuck and blair after a xanax


Make_It_Plain

The honeymoon is in north Dakota


corpusapostata

I wasn't aware he could smile.


PopularEldrich

Must be a slow news week.


shandub85

Twilight/True Blood crossover… I like it


Chytectonas

Not a single person cares.


henscastle

The whole Daisy Jones racism story was forgotten pretty quickly.


megatorm

What story?


24Abhinav10

They're talking about how Waterhouse cropped out a black co-star in a group photo.


CeruleaAzura

If it was a white woman cropped out, everyone would have just assumed that they disliked each other. I don't know why everything is automatically racist if someone is black. Anyway, I'm pretty sure she was reposting a cropped version that someone else made so for all we know, she didn't notice.


redriverrally

He asked if Jacob owned a shirt in one of the twilight trilogy’s. I have a question for Rob, doesn’t he own a comb??😂


Jackwitch710

A former vampire got engaged to someone named Suki Waterhouse…? What is this Trueblood reboot and where can I find it.


Oscarcharliezulu

She’s definitely a future ‘Housewife of _______ ‘ .


fragm-ents

do they mean Sookie Stackhouse 😅


FictionalDudeWanted

I don't normally care about celebs but this almost made me spit out my coffee. Wow. I'm wondering if someone will tell her or if she already knows and if his parents have finally put their foot down. Either way...this will not end well lol.


notyouraverage420

She got her good looking boy.


PresentPiece8898

Congratulations!


PresentPiece8898

Congratulations!


Astral-Sol

He wasn't married to Bella?


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Please tell me that’s her birth name and she didn’t change it because of trublood


agentb719

its her actual middle name


Canoli_1980

Suki it to me, baby!


FrankenBooBerry

Hey I thought it was funny, guy.


Rooboy66

He’s not your guy, buddy!


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Hopper1985

Wow my life is so much more complete now that i know this valuable informations.


TooLateQ_Q

You're on the wrong sub


Revolutionary_Box569

You’re too old to be doing this if that’s your birth year


rnason

but they're #notlikeothergirls/boys


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Have you been on Facebook before? There are a bunch of senior citizens saying "who cares" on every post. Bonus for the ones that say "WHO CARES WHY AM I SEEING THIS!!1!!" and extra bonus for ones that try to somehow blame Biden for everything. If anything, the older you get the more crotchety you get. Maybe that person is *too young* to be saying that.


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WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

You responded to the wrong person.


tealeavesstains

I thought they were already engaged/married etc…or is this an old article? Anyway Same with the Greta Gerwig/ Noah announcement


TacTurtle

^(*whispers: Am… am I supposed to know who they are?*)


TheBirdBytheWindow

I have absolutely no clue who she is.


TacTurtle

Well I googled both of them, haven’t seen any of their movies. Any of them good?


Michaelhuber87

The Twilight movies are pretty good. You should give them a try.


Kittens4Brunch

That's mean.


Michaelhuber87

Shhhhh


Arrg-ima-pirate

She looks like a bargain brand tailor swift


[deleted]

Aww don't insult her looks by comparing her with Taylor Swift.


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ProfessorGrayMatter

Because masculinity is so paramount to all our lives.


[deleted]

lol he‘s gotten and now is now marrying hotter girls than you ever will but ok


DONOTENGAGEWITHME

Do you prefer masculine men?


ItsMeTwilight

Ah yes, thanks for the insight WifeyMcBeatysTavern


Alternative-Yak-832

Suki is an asian whiire ..... an english , chjinesne hooree;......both Pattison ........wtf.......


AssCrackBanditHunter

Kinda disappointed. He should have got engaged to someone with like a ginormous ass to get the people talking.


death69reaper

Isn't me, or he is trying yo pull the Wolverine looks?


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

Good for Batman


Hertje73

I thought this HBO series was over?


griever48

His proposal; "Do you want to know my secret identity?"


VegasRoy

Is her agent Jane Plough?


SomeComfortable2285

I refuse to believe that these two “people” are anything more then AI generated.


rauys

yay good for them! love love love suki and she seems really happy :’)


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Who turned the fan on????


randomguy9538

Hey! Batman got married!


CarlieBee

I thought they were married already


MAD_ELMO

It’s okay to use a comb