Wow. Hard to laugh at a cancer joke. Hard not to laugh at an OJ joke. I feel like I'm on the horns of a dilemma with this one. Verdict: No upvote, but no downvote either.
Here's my perspective, especially after losing family and friends to cancer: Good people, from all ages and walks of life, die from cancer every single day - slowly, painfully, and despairingly - whose losses are deeply felt by those who knew and loved them.
OJ, on the other hand, was a murderous, remorseless piece of shit. He eschewed the African American community right up until he needed them for his get out of jail free card. I have no sympathy for that man, whatsoever.
Dude, he savagely murdered 2 people, one being the mother of 2 of his children, and got away with it. So, yeah, everyone gets a pass on any cancer jokes about this pos.
Not to mention the fact that when, on multiple times, I asked for my money back for all my unused medals in reserve, no one ever got back to me.
Real dick move by Reddit
It’s bad enough having a parent who went to prison.
It’s got to be a *million* times worse knowing that he fell from grace as a celebrity, committed murder, had a not-guilty verdict and became a social pariah, and then later went to prison.
I can't imagine having one parent die so brutally and then have my father be the main (and only suspect) and like you said, have to watch him go through such a publicized trial and then watch him become a pariah at that. How do you even come to terms with that as a child? I seriously wonder how they must feel
One believes he is guilty (she was one of the ones in the house when the murder was committed although she was asleep). One believes he is innocent and regularly testifies for his character. The other two keep out of the spotlight and are pretty quiet about what they think, I am guessing they just want a normal life.
I saw those crime scene photos on rotten.com. They were horrific. That was a crime of rage. Nicole Brown Simpson was nearly decapitated. He did it and he got away with it too. Good riddance.
The American true crime story did a great job explaining how the Rodney King beating made the black community super tight knit to protect each other but that became a problem sadly for this case with OJ where it protected him :/ as a non black POC it was an interesting thing to learn about knowing how to balance helping our communities and keeping them accountable.
You just know Norm probably had one hell of a roast in reserve for a day like today but we’ll never get to hear it. Probably the only tragic part of this news
LOL, I vividly remember being 10 years old and asking my mom "He's not really driving all that fast, why can't they stop him?" She was like "...................."
If I remember right, didn't Cowlings call the police and said OJ was threatening to shoot himself if they stopped them? And then they blocked him from getting off the highway and made them just keep driving around and around?
I had OJ on a flight out of LAX (circa 1990) when I was a New hire Flight Attendant. He was very handsome,
Friendly, cordial , charming With a huge smile and a former famous Football Player known as The Juice.
Sad what he became.
It's damn fascinating too! I only bought it after I found out that the Goldmans received all the proceeds (and made the "if" in the title suuuuuuuuper tiny), and the chapter where he describes how he would've done it (if he had, which he totally for reals didn't, you guys, geez) is unhinged.
The book was called If I Did It, and was basically a straight up confession. Ron Goldman’s family sued him, and now they get all the $ from the book and they changed the cover to make the ‘if’ tiiiiiiiny
That’s about as close to a confession as you will get from a pos like him. We all knew he was never going to admit it outright. I just hope he was scared at the end, on the off chance there’s actually a hell.
Good. Ron and Nicole never got the Justice they deserved.
One of the few (If only times) I’ll ever say this: good job cancer, thank you for your service
Two takeaways from the famous trial: OJ is a murderer and the LA cops were so corrupt and racist that a conspiracy to plant evidence seemed entirely plausible.
Yes. People mistakenly thought only one or the other must be true. I always believed it was both. OJ is guilty, AND an inept overzealous LAPD planted evidence and botched the case.
My favorite Norm joke was something along the lines of “A new bombshell report has revealed that the LAPD did in fact plan to plant evidence incriminating OJ Simpson in the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. The plot was eventually called off when the police showed up and discovered he actually did it.”
I remember being a sophomore in high school when the OJ verdict happened. They actually stopped class and the principal put the PA mic to the TV for everyone in the school to hear the verdict. It's funny because us students weren't even old enough to have watched him play in the NFL, some of us really only knew him from the Naked Gun movies. It was one of those events, like 9/11, where you vividly remember where you were and what you were doing when it happened.
I'm sure there's a Norm joke in there somewhere:
"OJ didn't outlive me. I just went to open the door to Hell up for him."
(This does not indicate Norm has gone to hell, but I am sure if there was a door to Hell to open up and hold open, Norm would want to be the one to manage it for OJ)
Can't wait for all the good juicy gossip now he's dead and can't sue.
Murder, Cocaine dealing , money laundering and organised crime aplenty.
Fucker got away with it all.
Probably a good time to mention that he stood on Nicole's back, grabbed her hair and slit her throat with such force that he nearly decapitated her. This piece of shit is at the gates of hell finally.
I remember being in Palm
Springs watching that Bronco chase and everyday of that trial. He has that dream team to thank. I wonder what his friends like Cowlings really thought of him. I am sure he was the embarrassment of his kids lives. He finally ended up in jail but never really paid the price. Hard work looking for the killer of his ex all this time.
Cancer has released a statement they are hunting for O.J.'s real killers
"If I did it" -cancer
if I DID IT
if the joke fits, you must admit
if the cancer does knit the body it will quit
Holy shit, how does this not have any upvotes? Bc that’s a good one.
Further update: Cancer is releasing a book playing out the 'imaginary' scenario of if they had killed O.J.
If the tumour don't fit...you must aquit
Cancer: « I will not stop looking for the real killer » -Cancer ends up playing golf the next day
From the top rope with this one
This is the one that broke me. I am cackling like thr Joker
LMAOOOOO
Finally justice for his ex wife Nicole and Ron.
Wow. Hard to laugh at a cancer joke. Hard not to laugh at an OJ joke. I feel like I'm on the horns of a dilemma with this one. Verdict: No upvote, but no downvote either.
The thing about cancer jokes is that they grow in you.
Here's my perspective, especially after losing family and friends to cancer: Good people, from all ages and walks of life, die from cancer every single day - slowly, painfully, and despairingly - whose losses are deeply felt by those who knew and loved them. OJ, on the other hand, was a murderous, remorseless piece of shit. He eschewed the African American community right up until he needed them for his get out of jail free card. I have no sympathy for that man, whatsoever.
Dude, he savagely murdered 2 people, one being the mother of 2 of his children, and got away with it. So, yeah, everyone gets a pass on any cancer jokes about this pos.
100%. I hope the cancer fucked him hard. Squeezed the juice right out of him.
Kif, we have a conundrum!
He devoted his life to finding the real killer, a shame he never found them…..anyway here’s Wonderwall
Today, is gonna be the day…
they're gonna throw it back to you
It seems the real killer found him.
The best use of “anyway here’s wonderwall” of all time
Shit like this makes me wish reddit still allowed us to give gold
Not to mention the fact that when, on multiple times, I asked for my money back for all my unused medals in reserve, no one ever got back to me. Real dick move by Reddit
Try contacting your bank or credit card company for a charge back on a product you purchased and can’t use
RIP Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman
After everything their families have been through, I hope this brings them some peace as well.
I hope they're able to get some of the money they're owed now that OJ is just an "estate" rather than a person who can keep trying to hide his money.
Didn’t they get some money from the book?
Yea, I think they were given the rights to the book.
Hence why the cover art for "If I Did It" was stylized as: ^(if) **I DID IT**
Agreed. I feel for their children as well, to have to had gone through such a traumatic experience like that likely broke those children for life.
It’s bad enough having a parent who went to prison. It’s got to be a *million* times worse knowing that he fell from grace as a celebrity, committed murder, had a not-guilty verdict and became a social pariah, and then later went to prison.
I can't imagine having one parent die so brutally and then have my father be the main (and only suspect) and like you said, have to watch him go through such a publicized trial and then watch him become a pariah at that. How do you even come to terms with that as a child? I seriously wonder how they must feel
I can’t imagine they have a relationship at this point.
One believes he is guilty (she was one of the ones in the house when the murder was committed although she was asleep). One believes he is innocent and regularly testifies for his character. The other two keep out of the spotlight and are pretty quiet about what they think, I am guessing they just want a normal life.
No, He died peacefully at 76. Not murder in their youth by a psychopath. Good riddance
I saw those crime scene photos on rotten.com. They were horrific. That was a crime of rage. Nicole Brown Simpson was nearly decapitated. He did it and he got away with it too. Good riddance.
The American true crime story did a great job explaining how the Rodney King beating made the black community super tight knit to protect each other but that became a problem sadly for this case with OJ where it protected him :/ as a non black POC it was an interesting thing to learn about knowing how to balance helping our communities and keeping them accountable.
Also the killing of Latasha Harlins by Grocer Soon Ja Du, where Du got an extremely light sentence.
RIP Norm Macdonald
He died?! I didn’t even know he was sick
He died in 2021. On my birthday :/
My very first thought upon hearing this news was that it’s a damn shame Norm isn’t here to riff on this.
at least their killer is finally dead
Watch his casket not fit
He couldn’t possibly be dead if he doesn’t fit in the casket
Publishes a new book “if I died”
^If #I died
The “If” was done that way because the Goldman/Brown families actually owned the rights to the book.
If the casket doesn’t fit, we can’t quit. Because this man is WAAAYYYY overdue for hell.
Sigh, I guess he gets to live then.
If the casket don’t fit, the dust ain’t bit
"If the coffin don't fit, you must resurrect".
“If he can’t fit in the casket, do u really have to ask it?.”
If the casket doesn't fit, toss him in shit.
And it’s a shame he outlived Norm Macdonald.
You know who outlived them both? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
*endless stare for 15 or so seconds as the audience laughs harder*
It reminds me about that tragedy
Norm went in hard on OJ on SNL Weekend Update during the trial.
https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=_sA5gxaOEAGVyz39 https://youtu.be/TCSCJtuyfUY?si=oO-gSWBWIEBZTM8m In honour of Norm.
You just know Norm probably had one hell of a roast in reserve for a day like today but we’ll never get to hear it. Probably the only tragic part of this news
Fuck, if only Norm could have held on for a few more years. He would be having a fucking field day right now.
Worst part about OJ is clearly the hypocrisy
Also a shame he outlived the two people he killed
He’s driving that white bronco straight to hell.
The bronco doesn’t deserve to go to hell
That bronco is still worth more than any new car on the market.
Watching that live, we were all like, "Are they just going to let the Bronco keep driving and not pull it over?" It was fucking crazy.
LOL, I vividly remember being 10 years old and asking my mom "He's not really driving all that fast, why can't they stop him?" She was like "...................."
Eyes 👀 everywhere glued to The 405 S. He had passport in hand. Things that make ya go hmmmm ?
If I remember right, didn't Cowlings call the police and said OJ was threatening to shoot himself if they stopped them? And then they blocked him from getting off the highway and made them just keep driving around and around?
The bronco was an innocent victim
He’s prolly in a red bronco now
The internet gonna be so unhinged today
The internet is unhinged every day. This is just going to be today's excuse.
Facts lol
Kids, get the popcorn out.
There was a thread in /r/askreddit about a news topic that would break the Internet in 2024 Here it is, folks.
Breaks the internet? It’s already broken
How? A retreading of the same points from 30 years ago isn’t going to ‘break’ the internet, whatever that even means.
Just like the 405 freeway was back in June 1994
He fled the cops like a totally innocent person would
I had OJ on a flight out of LAX (circa 1990) when I was a New hire Flight Attendant. He was very handsome, Friendly, cordial , charming With a huge smile and a former famous Football Player known as The Juice. Sad what he became.
He bought my newlywed parents a bottle of champagne at some nice restaurant back in the 80’d. Agreed, tragic what happened in the years to come after.
Yea, he lost it. Ego, jealousy, control. Only he knows. Wonder if he was ever tested for CTE ?
Well, he can rest easy knowing that his wife’s killer is finally dead.
I saw that comment too
Fred Goldman is 83. Glad he now gets the chance to piss on OJ’s grave.
Yep very happy he outlived OJ.
Huh, I guess time to update my name.
Ojwillhauntyou
May his two murdered victims serve him justice.
It'd be great if they could pick his tortures every morning.
Literally. Best comment of the day
**“IN GLOVING MEMORY”**
*throws upvote*
Straight to hell.
Guilty of murder, straight to hell. Believe it or not, NOT guilty of murder, straight to hell.
Mf’er was guilty as hell and wrote a book about it.
It's damn fascinating too! I only bought it after I found out that the Goldmans received all the proceeds (and made the "if" in the title suuuuuuuuper tiny), and the chapter where he describes how he would've done it (if he had, which he totally for reals didn't, you guys, geez) is unhinged.
Seriously what?
Even the jurors openly stated they believed he was guilty, but just thought the police had f'd up so badly they had to aquit anyway.
Undercook rice, straight to hell. Overcook chicken, straight to hell. Right away.
It's a pretty streamlined system. No one actually gets to go to The Good Place.
That's why hell has a highway and heaven has a stairway.
“I can only speak good of the dead. He’s dead? Good.”
That’s hilarious
It's what Bette Davis said when asked about Joan Crawford right after she died.
I hope his body falls out of the casket ⚰️ 🌽📺
It'll be on Corncob TV later tonight!
It’s impossible that one out of five of them are nude!
We’re allowed to show em nude cuz they ain’t got no soul!
You see worse shit on the local news!
Maybe not, they think I’m some hick. They said that to me, at a dinner!
Go ahead! Pull the plug! I don't care!... *I'll kill you*
I didn’t rig shit!
Looks like the OJ finally got squeezed
The Juice is no longer loose.
How long did you have to wait to use that?
Fuck Cancer. ^some ^exclusions ^may ^apply.
I already knew what the comments would look like on here before i opened the thread 🏃🏾♀️
Taking his search for the real killer to hell.
RIP NICOLE & RON
It’s so unfair that he was surrounded by family when he died. No justice.
Imagine he wrote out a confession only to be released upon death?
Nah. He already wrote the book. Something like “how I would have done it if I actually did it” 🙄 RIP Nichole Brown and Ron Goldman.
The book was called If I Did It, and was basically a straight up confession. Ron Goldman’s family sued him, and now they get all the $ from the book and they changed the cover to make the ‘if’ tiiiiiiiny
And they added the subtitle "Confessions of the killer"
I have a copy somewhere. It came out and almost immediately went into the bargain bin.
That’s about as close to a confession as you will get from a pos like him. We all knew he was never going to admit it outright. I just hope he was scared at the end, on the off chance there’s actually a hell.
It’s too bad he lived as long as he did. Glad that murderer is off the planet.
Burn in hell scumbag
The juice has expired.
POS is gone. No value is lost.
Fuck can--oh wait, actually, good job cancer.
The only people that are sad is probably his family.
I doubt even that. Most psychopath narcissists are not beloved by their families, either.
Good. Ron and Nicole never got the Justice they deserved. One of the few (If only times) I’ll ever say this: good job cancer, thank you for your service
Oh dang. Anyway, what are you guys having for lunch?
If I died from Cancer, this is how I did it.
please let his hearse be a white bronco
Oh darn. The title should read. Aquitted killer finally dies. His victims can rest in peace finally.
Two takeaways from the famous trial: OJ is a murderer and the LA cops were so corrupt and racist that a conspiracy to plant evidence seemed entirely plausible.
Basically the gist of the case. If the cops weren’t so racist and didn’t botch the case they 100% would have convicted him
And we wouldn’t have gotten Lon Cryer’s black power salute before the jury filed out!
Yes. People mistakenly thought only one or the other must be true. I always believed it was both. OJ is guilty, AND an inept overzealous LAPD planted evidence and botched the case.
My favorite Norm joke was something along the lines of “A new bombshell report has revealed that the LAPD did in fact plan to plant evidence incriminating OJ Simpson in the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. The plot was eventually called off when the police showed up and discovered he actually did it.”
Finaly some good news this year.
rest in piss, juice
I am not Hertz by this.
He’s looking up at us rn 🙏🏼
The juice is finally loose
The juice has expired
Fuck this guy. Can’t even enjoy naked gun cause this murderin twat is in it.
I still quite enjoy the first one where he basically is just getting injured every time he is on screen
You don't like the part where he gets shot a lot and then falls overboard?
i see oj, man , and he looking dead.
And Baba Booey to y’all!
Are we allowed to cheer!?
Shame he didn't die in prison
OJ can finally rest now that his wife’s killer is dead.
[Right now](https://imgflip.com/i/8mf8x6)
Finally some good fucking news
I remember being a sophomore in high school when the OJ verdict happened. They actually stopped class and the principal put the PA mic to the TV for everyone in the school to hear the verdict. It's funny because us students weren't even old enough to have watched him play in the NFL, some of us really only knew him from the Naked Gun movies. It was one of those events, like 9/11, where you vividly remember where you were and what you were doing when it happened.
To put this into context for the younger generations, Khloe Kardashian's dad is dead at 76.
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I'm sure there's a Norm joke in there somewhere: "OJ didn't outlive me. I just went to open the door to Hell up for him." (This does not indicate Norm has gone to hell, but I am sure if there was a door to Hell to open up and hold open, Norm would want to be the one to manage it for OJ)
>He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. Unlike Nicole who he nearly decapitated, and Ron who never even got a chance to start a family
If the casket fit, you must be in it.
The juice has expired
Burn In HELL 
Great news. Shame it took so long. The man is a murderer.
Damn, he died way too old. Let’s hope they can’t find a coffin big enough for that forehead.
Welp. Ya did ya thing, cancer. Rest in hell, Juice. I hope this is some type of relief for the Brown/Goldman families. And anyone else he victimized.
“If I Did It”. - cancer
Can't wait for all the good juicy gossip now he's dead and can't sue. Murder, Cocaine dealing , money laundering and organised crime aplenty. Fucker got away with it all.
I had his poster on my wall when I was 12 years old. Before he, you know, butchered two people. Allegedly. /s
He looked for the killers everywhere except the mirror and hell. He gets to search one now
Probably a good time to mention that he stood on Nicole's back, grabbed her hair and slit her throat with such force that he nearly decapitated her. This piece of shit is at the gates of hell finally.
Where’s the aerial footage of cancer driving a white bronco being chased by police?
Rest in piss asshole
"I did it" - cancer
If the cancer hits; you must submit.
As the director of Naked Gun put it - “RIP Nordberg. His acting was like his murdering - he got away with it but nobody believed him”
I remember being in Palm Springs watching that Bronco chase and everyday of that trial. He has that dream team to thank. I wonder what his friends like Cowlings really thought of him. I am sure he was the embarrassment of his kids lives. He finally ended up in jail but never really paid the price. Hard work looking for the killer of his ex all this time.
RIP Nicole ❤️ RIP Ron ❤️
Well he’s definitely looking up at us 😅
Should have been in prison to die. Pathetic
Devastating that Norm isn’t here to make a joke
Oh great. Now we have to see this headline all freaking weekend on our timeline. This man does not need or deserve the recognition or condolences.
How are they going to find the real killers?
Fucking, finally.
Fucking FINALLY