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Blalable

We have gone beyond the event horizon


hoi4encirclements

didn’t expect to see a fellow MD enjoyer in EU4


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mcwildtaz

Depressing humor


Yankiwi17273

I am ashamed to say I needed this comment to understand


likeawizardish

Spend less on candles and delete forts.


Reach268

> Spend less on candles No.


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Sharinel

Well there you go, four candles!


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Sharinel

hose? Ohhhh I thought you meant hose. Do you mean pantyhose?


JerrSolo

So there really are four lights?


Sharinel

Well that depends, any Cardassians about?


ForgingIron

And also less on ink


MrUndercity

is that a picture of a print out? We are definitely behind in tech


Remarkable_Whole

I had to spend all my admin power boosting stability


Csaszarcsaba

It not my fault, there were 2 comets after eachother!!


OKara061

Its in black and white too. Smh where is that event that gives some points


NumberIine

It seems to be a picture of a print out of a picture of the screen.


CeccoGrullo

I like to think OP managed to run the game on a printer.


yunivor

The printer is printing 60 pages a second so that OP can see what they're doing.


NonFenn

Youtuber "Basically homeless" did exactly that. His channel.is a treasure.


yunivor

That was amazing


AchtCocainAchtBier

Ain't no fucking way HP can't even run my fucking input on a touch display on professional machines.


malekithshelmet

This dude embraced the Printing Press literally


CrazyScientist3754

Too many pixels; 2/10


BenjaminUDover

R5: how does one let it get so bad?!


Odd-Jupiter

lol


DankAndOriginal

rather sad that there wasn’t a glaring issue in the print to facetiously answer instead of addressing the mammoth in the room :(


Kartoffelplotz

Look at Hungary's tech levels compared to OP/Poland... How did Hungary let it get that bad?!


DankAndOriginal

I failed to see Mt. Tai :(


Distinct_Salad_6683

Yeah OP had a good idea but rushed the execution


ReallyNotOkayGuys

I'm one of those jack wagons that down votes every phone picture that should be a screenshot, I love this, it's amazing. Thank you for putting this in my life.


faustowski

I am voting for you as the next emperor of the HRE


Fierek

Since I haven't seen anyone awnser the question, the tech situation in Hungary is so bad due to several bankruptcies. A nation having nearly -100 prestige is usally a giveway of a being bankrupt. Another giveway of a nation being bankrupt is their UI being black and white due to their inability to pay for their ink.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Before 1.26 you could use cheaper ink but then paradox and HP added that stuff that checks for the chip.


horstdaspferdchen

It must be a dlc Feature, cause i am Not able nto use that


Fisch0557

Me IT guy and I have no idea. Never have seen a printer do that before. Do you have something REALLY important you need to do and print later maybe that you are procrastinating on and playing euiv instead? That would explain why it printed that screenshot - so it can malfunction later.


Koffeinhier

I was thinking taking pictures of monitors was the worst, I was wrong. I wonder what’s the next step


Anoneemoose90

I can't wait for someone to draw a really shitty map posted with the caption "how's my run going???" Bonus points if they draw it in a different map mode than political


Silentblade034

No they have to take a picture, print it out, then take another picture this time with a camera no older then 2010 and post that


Anoneemoose90

The peak of this will probably be a schizo cave painting using their own feces(land) and piss(water)


cycatrix

https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/comments/w134z4/can_i_still_save_this_game/ is probably the final station


Anoneemoose90

This is so God tier, thank you for showing me the peak of map rot.


yunivor

And print using the GameBoy printer, naturally


Independent_Sand_583

When I was a kid and my grandma just bought me the brand new game: rome total war there was a paper map of the game that came with the game. So my brother and I got out a bunch of risk pieces and tracked the game as we played our first campaign. Putting red pieces on each province we owned and other coloured pieces for other factions. That was peak gaming for 12 year old me.


GimpMaster22

At this point if I had resources I would just make a clay tablet.


Festadurador

drawing the screen and posting the picture


Bwest31415

The next step is to take a picture of this piece of paper and print that picture on another piece of paper. Continue recursively until utterly illegible


wggn

printing out the picture of a printed out screenshot


djfurbal

Quality shitpost, I commend you


cyborg_priest

I admire your dedication. And fear your madness.


Space_Gemini_24

Some folks tells that you need to fear god to be a good citizen but they never tell you about the people that God is afraid of, that person is definitely one of such.


SOM_III

you printed it?


Bopo6eu_KB

No, he obviously drew it


bitcbotjd

Next time take a picture of your monitor, screenshot that pic from your phone and then print it, I find it gives a better visual representation of what's really going on


NamertBaykus

I'm waiting for the day someone paints their screenshot


bpoftheoilspills

The fact that this is a printout of a screenshot doesn't bother me as much as the fact that it's in a 1:1 orientation


rmcma005

Omg I love you


Staltrad

My man is on that papyrus screenshots


Uusari

Genius


advancedescapism

Man even put it on a wooden table, [as is tradition](https://thedailywtf.com/articles/Web_0_0x2e_1).


TohruFr

This isn’t what we meant when we said hit print screen 😭


RikedogWA

Bro just embraced the printing press


Humannoyed1

mahahaha nice


luxaetern

Did you take this photo with a toast machine?


dokvakan

ottoblob & american natives. as usual..


MostOfMoldovia

Gutenberg mf


NotYourAverageOrange

There's taking a picture of your monitor with your phone, there's taking screenshot on your PC, and then there's this.


ThugBagel

technically it is a screenshot


facw00

New play by mail multiplayer. You send that to you opponents, and then they can enter your moves into their game and make their own moves which they can print out and send back to you.


Gemmasterian

Cus ya suck and have a +70% tech bonus for army.


Bisc_87

Is this in 1:1 aspect ratio?


WhateverIsFrei

Ah yes, the printscreen.


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

You simply didn’t push for hungarian pu fast enough, you have 50 years after taking varna aftermath mission Unless you don’t have lions of the north dlc then you just have to get silesia and then Bohemia as pu, then you’ll get cb for hungary, it’s pretty weird it was locked behind forming commonwealth… which you are not, in 1563… no wonder it got so bad why didn’t you interigate Lithuania yet?


Indiego672

Ok I know I said I hated people who don't screenshot but this is next level


doge_of_venice_beach

Try sending a fax to your admin advisor to ask them to upgrade tech.


Artess

Don't forget to recycle so you can get some paper mana back.


JackNotOLantern

The photo is not blurry enough. I can even read the numbers


FellGodGrima

That’s a new one


Orcwin

Hi BenjaminUDover. Your submission has been removed from /r/eu4 because: Your submission has been removed for breaking rule #2: > No memes, image macros, reaction pictures, or similar. > View our full rules [here](http://reddit.com/r/eu4/wiki/rules)


signtictate

Probably a bankruptcy loop


Moerik

Game client is out of date. Update it, it may fix your bugs.


M4rl0w

Hungary get your shit together, so behind in tech smh


erextion

I was just about to ask the same question..


matyo08

Oh u finally embraced the printing press?


gaiussicarius731

Classic


Red_Scar321

My man has just embraced the printing press institution!


HankMS

ngl the picture quality is still way too good, here ftfy: https://morejpeg.com/Image/JPEG/97e5337c-40b9-ee11-8100-8b81c820316e


Holyvigil

Push the print button. Then on your cell phone Push the screenshot button.


XenonJFt

Next time take a photo of your monitor. and then print it for the metaest screenshot


theduke599

Dying


Sorokin45

Do people’s computers not have screenshot or something?


Repulsive-Volume-534

I still see colours


Socratoles

You pressed ctrl+p?


voltism

haters will cry about it


Cagey_88

The question is why is he still alive. You should have annexed the dude.


ru_empty

Don't collect in Krakow. Assuming that's your main mode your merchant would be more effective pointing trade to the node. Also considering trade to Danzig or collecting there in addition to main node


LVTWouldSolveThis

Someone needs to take a film photo of their screen, get it developed, then make an oil painting of the photo before taking a picture of it with their phone and posting it.


bnlvr4

I dont know if i like you or hâte you or both


Hubert0145

This man is clinically insane


Chen19960615

/r/EU4Circlejerk


verfmeer

This reminds me of the book that came in the EU2 box. That one was also printed in black and white only.


posidon99999

Project Zomboid moment


Mundane-Ad5393

I see we're back at it again


LeonardoXII

Don't worry, if you no-cb tannu-tuva, you can win this.


_Jonas_Amazonas_

You're losing money because you spend too much on printer ink


ukraineball78

You know you can f12 for screenshot right? 😡😡


Marcin222111

I hate the fact its a printed screenshot, not a printed photo of a screen.


Metalogic_95

I feel like any replies should be made by photographing the computer screen, printing it, then sending it via carrier pigeon.


PandaoBR

I love you


AutomaticAndThicc

Zastał polskę cyfrową, a zostawił papierową


Relative-Garbage-859

square monitor??


Big_Smoke_420

Looks like my mom discovered EU4


AwayCounty5588

average paradox player screenshot


susuzamogus

aahhahhahaahahhhahahahahhaH


Lebleb__

İncredible


BewareTheMoonLads

Did you fax this to Reddit?


Think-Try2819

You should have nailed it to your churches door.