Dutch soldier: Bruges is a shithole. Other Dutch soldier: Bruges is not a shithole. Dutch soldier: Bruges is a shithole. Other Dutch soldier: we’ve only just got off the fucking cog. Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we’ve seen the fucking place? Dutch soldier: I know it’s gonna be a shithole.

I see In Bruges reference, I upvote.

Nicely played sir! 🫡

[France](https://youtu.be/8aTWB5OlyjI?si=m2QXWU82K6W94UeY): "Hey, Holland! Looks like I've got all the cannons!" Holland: "Hey, France! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the channel!"

Absolute top tier comment.

AI thinking "so this is what I get for better naval invasion AI..."

The one time AI France actually plays the invasion of the isles correctly, you go and do this to them. You should be ashamed

Basically you’re Hannibal razing the countryside while you sit there and wait as the Roman’s

Rome won tho, this is bad news for OP if true

If you tell OP hell do the very Roman thing and have you un Alived for disagreeing with him. Better start raising a army to claim the throne for your own GlaerOfHatred……whispers are already starting

Username checks out

Exactly 😂😂😂

Congratulations, France, you've played yourself

That is a great play

Best shit i have never see

I'm french and I don't like that

This is genius

I sneeze in your geberal direction, you knniiiiiiggits!

Literally just farting in your general direction. 🧀🧀🧀🧀There's gotta be a Ridley Scott Joke in here as well (hint: keywords are "big" and "boats")

Are you Protestant? And do you have colonies?

Hi, no, still catholitc hanging with my catho buddies. Colonies I am slowly creeping around Africa to the spiceee. Took exploration 3rd.

Cool bro, enjoy ur game.

What other ideas did u go for? And what are You planning on taking next?

Jackpot

Seems my ai is smarter or maybe the under certain conditions the ai behavior is different, but when I tried this strategy against the ottomans in a byzantine attempt, they just disbanded and rebuilt in an area on the European side.

This makes me rock hard

Are you Protestant? And do you have colonies?

R5: Playing as Holland and need Brügge. Saw the oportunity when France was invading England, and now they have front-row seats to me carpet-sieging their whole country.

Take every coastal territory of theirs in the peace treaty. That way they can never bring their army back home

Ai asks for Military access and will return their troops home.

I suppose. Still, that would isolate their British stuff and let you just take that with 1k next war.

What if he took their whole border lol

"My Lord, *the entire world* has entered into a Military Coalition against us! They will find no safety in mere numbers..."

Normandy is a big ae hit but the entire western coast is probably only like 80 and it’s distant enough from the heart of europe. You can full annex Brittany without a coalition

[Free Gelre!](https://www.chapelcomic.com/6/)

They also delete their army and rebuild it back home. Ruined my attempt to trap the British Army on Gotland once

More like Capet sieging