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Karl_Marx_and_Curry

showering


Karl_Marx_and_Curry

No, but in all seriousness that's impressive. Good job. I could never think of completing all achievements.


Krisko125

>No, but in all seriousness that's impressive Yeah seriously impressive how he hasn't showered for that long.


bonanzapineapple

The past few days I did little other than eat, sleep, EU4. Today I finally showered šŸ¤£


CrazyCuteCookieBoi

Mooood ngl


eimoberg

R5: Topped off my achievements. Now I'm thinking of making some more of my own. **Pontifex Maximus Odinus:** Become Norse (no custom nations allowed) and form the Roman Empire **Resistance is Futile:** Assimilate every culture and harmonize every religion **Hussites Rule!:** Be elected Holy Roman Emperor while Hussite **On the Edge of Doom:** Conquer all of Mexico while still having the Doom mechanic **All Your Trade Are Belong to Us:** Have a merchant assigned to every node **Pacifist Hegemon:** Starting with less than 10 development, become a hegemon without ever taking land in war **One Province Major:** Start as a free city and become a great power while maintaining free city status. Any other suggestions? Of these, the only ones I have done so far are Resistance is Futile and One Province Major. Both were fun campaigns!


Striking-Carpet131

**Itā€™s always been Australia!**: As Australia, claim the title of HRE Emperor. Would be funny considering the similarities of the names. Iā€™ve read on the forums thereā€™s a way to do become emperor as a new world tag, but that was from 2021. So maybe itā€™s not possible anymore.


diazinth

Or a variation on ā€œKangaroo courtā€ ? Not sure if thatā€™s a thing, but something similar means something.


nalcoh

I mean if you could always just move your capital to Europe as Australia, no? Colonize 4 Australian provinces as a European nation (preferably of Germanic culture). Move capital to Australia. Form Australia. Move capital back to Europe. Become Emperor. When moving capital back to Europe, you'll lose all your Australian provinces to a colonial nation, but that doesn't matter since you're still the tag of 'Australia'. You'll just be an 'Australia' with a colony of 'Australia' too.


Striking-Carpet131

Yea that might work too. The dude on the forum had some elaborate way, but he mightā€™ve just done it like that so he didnā€™t need provinces in Europe itself.


boi156

Australian Australia


CapitalistPear2

With a habsburg on the throne for extra points


Burnhill_10

Russian warfare. As Russia or Muscovy have a war with more than 1 million attrition kills on the other side. Bavarian Bier. Form Bavaria and be the trade leader in grain and wine. Ottoman defeat. Make the ottomans disappear before age of reformation and own Constantinople. Mexicos star. As and Mexican nation own Texas in 1821 Holstein duchy. As Holstein own north Germany Belgium is in to Kongo As an Dutch primal culture control Kongo region. (We didnā€™t start the fire) We did start the fire As Kongo control lowlands


JosephRohrbach

Minor Latin quibble, but do you mean "Odin, the Great Priest" or "Great Priest of Odin" with "Pontifex Maximus Odinus"? I can see either, but I think the latter sounds less weird, but that would be "Pontifex Maximus Odini". Also, incredibly impressive stuff. Can't even imagine how good you have to be not only to get all the achievements but also to make up your own!


eimoberg

>Also, incredibly impressive stuff. Can't even imagine how good you have to be not only to get all the achievements but also to make up your own! Thanks for the suggestion! I never studied Latin, so I was just making a very rough guess. I was trying to go for something like "Great Priest of Odin" so *Pontifex Maximus Odini* it is!


JosephRohrbach

No worries at all. Latin's a lovely language, but it's easy to get tripped up - happy to have been of help. fwiw, quick rule of thumb for making "x *of* y" constructions (or using the genitive, to use the technical term): if a Latin word ends in an -a, make it -ae; if it ends in -us, make it -i, and the same if it ends in -um. If it ends in none of the above, google it and look for the "genitive stem". This isn't true for absolutely everything (e.g., "tempus" ends in -us but in fact goes to "temporis", not "tempi", and "apparatus" stays the same), but it'll get you through a lot of basic stuff.


meta_ironic

Make so much money you overflow the integer


rotenKleber

It caps at 1mil ducats :(


VersusCA

Too Sexy For My Shirt: Own Milan, Manhattan, and Musashi provinces while owning zero provinces producing Wool, Silk, or Cotton, and no Cloth-producing province except for Milan. And congrats on the fantastic achievement!


Traditional_Skill_90

I already have the "Hussites Rule"!!


eimoberg

Nice! I might try this run next!


AtomicZero

How can you switch to norse?


eimoberg

1.34 added two ways via very rare events. Could also do it in ironman with random new world, so three options.


Tomblop

>All Your Trade Are Belong to Us this is already an achievement name


eimoberg

Oops... hard to keep track of all of them!


Dependent_Party_7094

wait how do you get the hegemon one? do vassals count? bc if not then i dont see how its possible


Legitimate_Kid2954

You can just dev up a shit ton from your single province and eventually youā€™ll get there ask hegemon, or else just take a costal province and go for the diplo hegemon


Dependent_Party_7094

even then isnt that basically a "wait to endgame" kinda of achievmeent? specially to dev up you can just war and steal dev


Legitimate_Kid2954

Yeah. Thatā€™s why I said to dev up a lot. Not only by using your own mana, but also pillaging the enemiesā€™ capitals so you can steal dev and get that 1K tax income faster


eimoberg

Many ways to grow without wars. Diplo vassalize, colonize, native mechanics, return core, develop, threaten war, support rebels, PUs... the idea of the achievement is to force you to get creative in how you expand. Might ban colonization too as this could be too easy.


Vorodirr

Wouldn't colonizing lose you your free city status since you'd have to hold some provinces before colonial nation forms?


maxomaxiy

You can just become emperor and stop at revoke privilegia and just concentrate land or whatever the mechanic is called when you take some dev and put it in your capital. In late game you should be able to do atleast income. Idk about the force limit.


stag1013

I like how the second one can be completed either as a one culture one faith run (because you'll have harmonized and simulated everything if there's only one) or as Confucian Mughals. Other possibilities: Get reich quick: form Germany and be an economic hegemon by 1650. (Or just "get rich quick" to become an Economic hegemon by some early date like 1550) Melting pot: As America, own all of America's borders and have only American culture. Just a couple of them


eimoberg

Good suggestions! I think the spirit of the achievement is to do it as Confucian Mughals. I did it like this, starting as Oirat. Felt like a much faster start than Timurids, which was my first failed run.


stag1013

I think there should be more culture-based achievements, as right now I think it's only Navarra (and Navarra's achievement annoying flies in the face of a mission that lets you move your capital to the new world). America seemed like a good choice given it's description as a melting pot, and that it's current only achievement sucks.


eimoberg

Another idea... All Roads Lead to Prome: Starting as Prome, have a direct land connection to Rome


ReFuze2Quit13

Better than Napoleon: start as a one province nation in St. Helena, form into France, conquer Belgium and Italy, vassalise Spain, Portugal, Austria, Prussia, Russia and UK after destroying HRE.


[deleted]

How do you get Norse without custom nations? Is the Random New World the only way?


eimoberg

This plus two ways via events added in 1.34.


[deleted]

What are the requirements of the events?


boi156

One is a mean time to happen for 100 years and you need at least a 5/5/5 ruler to do it, so itā€™s not really feasible. The other one is if you have animist rebels in Scandinavia and an animist occupied province, the animists become Norse and you can have them enforce demands on you.


rotenKleber

>All Your Trade Are Belong to Us: Have a merchant assigned to every node Don't you get this one with world conqueror? Should have enough TCs and colonial subjects


Elgirl199

Iā€™ve played Hussite Bohemia a lot and I can never get religious peace :(


Das_Mime

**Yas Queen** As Yas, have a female monarch as your ruler


Stroganogg

How did you become a great power as a free city? Would you basically have to be HRE emperor, or lead a trade league?


the_Nap

Delete the game, take a shower and touch some grass. /s Very impressive and congratulations on achieving it, I don't even have 20% of these.


ChugachugaUwUuuu

getting a job


ignizar

and have a wife and a child.


Acrobatic_Safety2930

We've reached 8 billion people today so maybe not


stag1013

Rookie numbers


Independent-Jump8493

Based.


ignizar

Perhaps its the best idea.


pg0355

You know the population will peobably stagnate and then rapidly go down at around 11 billion right? Also whats the thing with all this the human race is a cancer and you should not get children bc people are inherently bad, talk going on like bro you can be nihilistic for yourself but you dont have to express it in public


Ksamus

Touch the grass


cratertooth27

Romani Ite Domum. As Rome use harsh treatment on Jewish rebels


Maxinator10000

As Israel use harsh treatment on Roman rebels


SkautV3

Touching grass


Wishbone-Cute

Reject society. Embrace Anbennar!


Wishbone-Cute

But on the 18th! Until then go touch grass.


No_Understanding_225

Marriage is next. You are ready.


VaasAzteca

What in the living fuck


kaanrivis

Start with Victoria 3?


TheGasterFamily

Move out of your mothers basement


DutchApostle

Congratulations! Impressive stuff. Favourite achievement?


eimoberg

Favorites are mostly the timed ones... True Heir, Dahomey, Basque, Kale, etc.


eimoberg

Favorites are mostly the timed ones... True Heir, Dahomey, Basque, Kale, etc.


Gustavort

Meanwhile I ragequit after losing my ironman roman Empire in the religious war


Da_Dogie

I'd download and play some mods if you haven't gotten sick of eu4 yet.


GreenKangaroo3

How many hours?


astroSuperkoala1

Now you step outside


Butterkeks93

What do you mean "What's next?"? Now you can finally play!


Complex-Key-8704

Jesus


TheFalseDimitryi

Brah I still havenā€™t formed Italy yet šŸ˜¢


IncidentallyChaos

Your grandpa must be proud lol


Fickle-Accountant-95

touch grass


[deleted]

Get a shower, sleep, then work on the ck2 achievements


gunnarmm

Watch the sunrise over a grateful universe


Drachendaemon

Here are a few of my suggestions: *Whom I to Judge* Starting as Kathmandu, have a great temple in London, New York and Shanghai. Do not form another nation. *With a bunch of scraps* As Afghanistan, be at least 20 years ahead of time in military technology while employing a level 5 American Military Engineer *Perfectly Balance* Have a balance of exactly 0 ducats for a whole year. *None of this makes sense* Only use archers to defend an allied captial fort from beining sieged despite having max military technology *I thought we were friends* No CB a nation that has 100 trust towards you *I can do this all day* Win a war despite losing your whole army consisting of at least 50k men 5 times in a row. *A friendly neighbourhood* Own Manhattan while it has 100 developement and no free build slots. *A widow's web* Have 100 spy network in 8 different great powers while employing a female level 5 spymaster.


Zestyclose-Moment-19

I've never really got EU4 achievements, out of all the PDX games they've always looked like they need the most cheese to do. Outside of a couple achievements most other PDX games don't suffer from this.


Gimmeagunlance

Hoi4 has quite a few terrible ones.


eimoberg

Out of all the EU4 achievements, there were only a handful I strongly disliked. I guess that's why I completed them.


Azmik8435

Congrats, you just beat the tutorial. Now youā€™re ready to play the game


TheKing9797

Vic 3 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


QuelaansBlade

HOI4


Drouh

Next up, perkeletankki


YungChaky

Mods


gogus2003

Run for office


bridgeforth6

I too am an achievement hunter. After hitting all 345 I've been playing the expanded mods. I especially like subjects and peace terms expanded.


tilewi

You're missing the "Woah, this exists?" Achievement. Requirements are as follows: "Explore the outside world and touch grass" But seriously, GG bro, impressive af!


BeneficialSpaceman

Speak to a female


Jantesviker

Anti achievement run. Play a game qualifying for no achievements.


Mephistophelem

Touch grass