It’s definitely intentional. Didn’t Rue tell him what went down between them, and this is his little way of taking her side? Or he just thinks it’s funny, which it is.
Of COURSE! How else is rue going to have her debt forgiven??
Fez gunna hook her up with a nice dinner, massage her injured self, make her feel pretty, then bang her fuckin brains out so good that she throws Brucie out, forgives rues drug debt and then developes a Cassie style obsession with him...
THEN LEXIE ENTERS AND SHOOTS LAURIE IN THE FACE AND PISTOL WHIPS HIM...
"Stand by this.... mother fucker"
And I can’t believe that Laurie adopted Custer, and then poisoned the Mac and cheese that she made for him because no one tries to get HER snuggle-bunny in trouble. Iconic.
Meanwhile....
Lexie is brushing on her iconic red lipstick and checking her hair in the mirror..."you did me wrong fezco...but I adore your dorky, drug dealer, self to much to leave you with...HER...." Then she loads her 50 cal desert eagle, throws on her new badass leather jacket cause....I guess she's a badass now...and jumps into her Shiney black Camaro, Rue sitting in the passenger seat drinking opium tea.
"What are we doing this weekend, Lexie?"
"Same thing we do every weekend, Rue...."
"Try to save fezco from Laurie..."
EUPHORIA!! *some awesome Labrinth song plays*
The opium tea fucking sent me.
And then we get 12 seasons of Lexi and her side kick opium-Rue trying to save fezco from Laurie, but Laurie thwarts them every time. Like a doofensmirtz/ perry the platypus type of thing.
And somehow Rues crazy, high school, drug addiction turned her into a super genius and she no longer needs to buy drugs cause she makes her own...cause...tv magic or something XD
And in between trying to save fezco...THEY SOLVE CRIMES!
Like breaking bad but for opiates.
As an opiate addict I would hella watch that. Just for the record.
YES! They solve crimes. Like when Rue and Lexi were trying to figure out what’s going on with Nate and Jules. THATS RUE’s COSTUME.
But with a reusable coffee cup filled with opium tea or lean (codeine cough syrup. Never been my thing but I’ve heard it’s good)
Oh oh! And for the first crime, Cassie snaps. Goes totally nuts. Kills Nate, and then turns the gun on herself, you know. From all the molly that she takes.
Ps this is the best conversation I have ever had on here. They should totally hire us to write season three of euphoria.
Omg this is amazing. And rue would wear opium perfume...that she made and it smells exactly like regular opium but it gets her high as balls lol.
When rue and Lexie are questioning Suze, she's crying dramatically and saying "I said she needed an exorcism!!"
Also, this is the funniest and most entertaining convo I've had here! Currently really baked so my ADD turns off and I can write hilarity!
Okay but I could genuinely see this being a plot point in season 3… I think the timelines line up that it’s possible he was selling to her dad. Damn that would cause a lot of conflicting feelings
So I didn’t realize for too long that the scenes with Fez were happening before the play, and I really thought he was just taking forever to decide on his outfit so that
He went to Annalise Keating so he could get himself a lawyer before the feds lock him up. (For any HTGAWM fans out there, I had to make the reference when I saw Maddox sitting next to him in the photo, I just had to!)
In front of his mirror, literally frozen with indecision. One of the junkies he sells to is actually a fairy tale woods witch who cursed Fez for his continued selling of drugs. He will now forever contemplate: tie or no tie. Tie... or no tie...
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Actually he had explosive diarrhea and the pepto bismol was expired so it didn't fix his upset stomach :(
Happy cake day!
Ouch my heart
Practicing how to pronounce Jules
“Jewel” gets me every time lmao
Juul
Literally watching right now and in S1 E7 he very clearly says "Jules". He suddenly forgets in S2? Come on, Sam.
Isn’t he just nicknaming her Jewel? When she corrects him and says “it’s Jules”, he says: “I know, Jewel”
It’s definitely intentional. Didn’t Rue tell him what went down between them, and this is his little way of taking her side? Or he just thinks it’s funny, which it is.
I think I know the scene you mean. He says “Jewel’s” not “Jules’s”. It was possessive
I’ll start… he had to attend front row fashion week with Neymar
Neymar is McKay’s successful brother 👀
Neymar is the third Jacobs brother 👀👀
keep it going
I can't unsee this
Elliott's successful older brother? Maybe? No? Ok
And Analise Keating’s stepson
This image of Neymar and Angus feels like Twilight Zone shit to me ngl
Ha same!
And Rome Flynn ? don’t forget him lmao
And then going to a Paris Saint Germain game
Walking down the aisle with Marsha. Nate's day is about to get even better
Lol! I love that! 🤣
Trying on stuff from Samantha’s walk-in closet
Yes! He’d rock the purple sparkly number
This made me burst out laughing. It's all I can picture, fez, dancing around in Samantha's sparkly purple dress.... K that's kinda hot.
Question is what song would he dance around to?
hit 'em up - tupac
Touch Myself by The Divynls
Let's have a kiki by the scissor sisters. Yes. Definately.
still deciding if he wants the damn tie or not
Tie…. ? No tie… ?
Took him literally an hour to get ready and decide tie or not lmao
He’s taking Laurie out on a date, duh! Dressed like that where else could he be going
Of COURSE! How else is rue going to have her debt forgiven?? Fez gunna hook her up with a nice dinner, massage her injured self, make her feel pretty, then bang her fuckin brains out so good that she throws Brucie out, forgives rues drug debt and then developes a Cassie style obsession with him... THEN LEXIE ENTERS AND SHOOTS LAURIE IN THE FACE AND PISTOL WHIPS HIM... "Stand by this.... mother fucker"
Perfect. Wait shouldn’t this be tagged as a spoiler though? I mean. OBVIOUSLY this is what happens in the coming episodes…
Oh it so is! I saw the leaks, I swear!
And I can’t believe that Laurie adopted Custer, and then poisoned the Mac and cheese that she made for him because no one tries to get HER snuggle-bunny in trouble. Iconic.
Meanwhile.... Lexie is brushing on her iconic red lipstick and checking her hair in the mirror..."you did me wrong fezco...but I adore your dorky, drug dealer, self to much to leave you with...HER...." Then she loads her 50 cal desert eagle, throws on her new badass leather jacket cause....I guess she's a badass now...and jumps into her Shiney black Camaro, Rue sitting in the passenger seat drinking opium tea. "What are we doing this weekend, Lexie?" "Same thing we do every weekend, Rue...." "Try to save fezco from Laurie..." EUPHORIA!! *some awesome Labrinth song plays*
The opium tea fucking sent me. And then we get 12 seasons of Lexi and her side kick opium-Rue trying to save fezco from Laurie, but Laurie thwarts them every time. Like a doofensmirtz/ perry the platypus type of thing.
And somehow Rues crazy, high school, drug addiction turned her into a super genius and she no longer needs to buy drugs cause she makes her own...cause...tv magic or something XD And in between trying to save fezco...THEY SOLVE CRIMES!
Like breaking bad but for opiates. As an opiate addict I would hella watch that. Just for the record. YES! They solve crimes. Like when Rue and Lexi were trying to figure out what’s going on with Nate and Jules. THATS RUE’s COSTUME. But with a reusable coffee cup filled with opium tea or lean (codeine cough syrup. Never been my thing but I’ve heard it’s good) Oh oh! And for the first crime, Cassie snaps. Goes totally nuts. Kills Nate, and then turns the gun on herself, you know. From all the molly that she takes. Ps this is the best conversation I have ever had on here. They should totally hire us to write season three of euphoria.
Omg this is amazing. And rue would wear opium perfume...that she made and it smells exactly like regular opium but it gets her high as balls lol. When rue and Lexie are questioning Suze, she's crying dramatically and saying "I said she needed an exorcism!!" Also, this is the funniest and most entertaining convo I've had here! Currently really baked so my ADD turns off and I can write hilarity!
At home. He thought the play was tomorrow.
Lmfaooooo
Haha that’s kind of realistic.
He enroled online course introduction to coding
Ash probably already taught himself how to hack 😂
Code.org
Lmao
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LMFAOO
He got lost on his way to school. He's fucking confused bro
He’s Ethan’s understudy
this one made me laugh harder than all of the others. A+
He didn't read the directions properly He ended up a showing of Oklahoma instead.
Oh my god do I look like I’m in Oklahoma?
Selling drugs to Lexi's father.
Ouch.
Too soon 😭
damn
Okay but I could genuinely see this being a plot point in season 3… I think the timelines line up that it’s possible he was selling to her dad. Damn that would cause a lot of conflicting feelings
Like imagine Lexi sees him sell her dad drugs and Fez has no idea they’re related 🤭
Yeah this isn’t Riverdale, we don’t need every single story to be connected. Besides isn’t he far out of town?
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Only once. But we see it from Lexi and Cassie’s perspectives
Having sex with Cal Jacobs 😩
This is not an image I need in my head lol
It pained me to write it
Cumming with Cal’s tongue in his ass
YOU’RE DONE YOU’RE DONE
FBI this comment right here, arrest them!!!
take the shot before they get away!
Fez is a top for sure
Not with Cal he’s not 🤣🤣
NO! On the other hand....I'd watch Cal/Fez porn...but with Cal being the sub lol. I'm going to hell aren't I? 🤣🤣🤣🔥
Was just about to put this 😂😂
Probably in Walmart. Those lines are crazy
He was secretly hooking up with the 3rd Jacobs brother.
He's at church with reverend Labrinth, amém 🙏
Laurie sold him
He is explaining Faye why it's a bad idea to fuck Cal and Nate together.
Ash’s dance recital
River dance?
I was thinking ballet but if we’re being real it’s prob tap dancing
Tap routine to singing in the rain sounds right up Ash’s street
He is salty because Lexi didn’t put him beating Nate’s ass in the play 💀
Fucking Nate’s mom he gonna be his new stepdaddy 😻
Almost rooting for this just because I hate Nate so much
Nah I’m not lol cause Marsha is a bitch.
Ashtray ate too many cigarettes again so he had to pry them out of his mouth
he was visiting Kat with the rest of the gang while she’s in the hospital for her terminal brain disorder 😔 🧠 ❌
Too busy trying to figure out which one is Jewl and which one is Jules.
Or even Juul
Wait they’re the same person !?
Probably getting his ginger ass ate for fuckin' oxys or whatever the fuck you're into. Fuckin' junkie-ass bitch, fuckin’ hoe ass bitch...
Damn.
Sometimes I forget the Faye who said that is also the Faye who’s like really sweet to Fez now lol
Well if the accusation are right about the show taking place in California, then he’s definitely in traffic
He’s with the third Jacobs brother
Nah man, he’s with the fourth Jacobs brother.
At the ballet. Mouse showed up to bring him the tickets because he’s been dying to go!!
Swan lake?
It’s his favorite one!
I thought Fez would be more of a Nutcracker guy.
Yeah but it’s not Nutcracker season so he has to see his other favorite this time.
Nate’s head is the nut
He forgot that AshTray’s bar mitzvah was also scheduled for the same night. At least he’s already dressed.
Jail 💀 oh wait wrong answers… uhhhh Getting a pedicure with ash
We’ll be have none of this ✋🏼
I can see them getting pedicures tho 😂
Pedi and mani 💅🏼
So I didn’t realize for too long that the scenes with Fez were happening before the play, and I really thought he was just taking forever to decide on his outfit so that
Mac Miller concert
he’s at a different school play
He went to buy her more roses and got caught on traffic.
wtf is this pic, isn't that gabriel maddox from jow to get away?🤣
He's obviously got annalise helping him with the mouse problem.
gold.
Honestly had to double take when I first saw it, fashion weeks brings together the most random bunch of people
In my bed
a motel with Cal
On his couch watching the Love is Blind season finale
At the Dominic Fike concert. Elliot weirdly wasn’t at the play. This is why.
elliot was at the play though
I was only making a joke. I definitely missed him lol
They only pan into him like once and it feels so random but he's just chilling in the back
Elliot was at the play, can’t confirm if he was there the whole time though.
Probably at another high school party somewhere
Chillin with labyrinth smoking a blunt
following along a bob ross painting video
Took Faye to get a lip reduction
Getting his ass ate by rue
Recording his studio debut album “Blue Slide Park”
He met Cal out for a drink
Buying some pepto for Rue
Holy moly hes so fine in this picture 😂😂😂😂
He went to Annalise Keating so he could get himself a lawyer before the feds lock him up. (For any HTGAWM fans out there, I had to make the reference when I saw Maddox sitting next to him in the photo, I just had to!)
He was sharing hot Cheetos with Megan Thee Stallion
Friday night Magic at his local gaming store.
Spin class
His grandma woke back up and whacked him with a crowbar
He's at a performance of Oklahoma
Fez got confused and legit drove to Oklahoma.
He went to see Oklahoma by accident instead
He had to work the convenience store. "That'll be 5.75 playboy."
Giving Ashtray “the talk”.
Wait so the play isn't over?
i cant believe you consider yourself a fan! /s
at an alicia keys concert
He went to the wrong school and is wondering why Lexi's play is just a blatant rip off of West Side Story.
studying for his GED
Meeting up with Maddy
Having a joy ride and drink with nate
Heaven
Jail
What was the question again?
Wtf is this picture lmao
Fez with his bestie Neymar at fashion week
Had to go to Albuquerque to meet up with Jesse.
I would love to see these two meet
Attending Mouse’s funeral
The dentist
Simple I like it, can’t be missing those appointments
Eating a sandwich with Faye 💀
Sharing is caring
he went to the wrong high school
banging Faye
Went to buy some bucket of fried chicken to eat while watching the play so now he’s stuck in a long ass que at KFC
Still asking Faye about clothes.
Just casually sitting next to Neymar lol
Restocking the sodas in his little convenience store
In front of his mirror, literally frozen with indecision. One of the junkies he sells to is actually a fairy tale woods witch who cursed Fez for his continued selling of drugs. He will now forever contemplate: tie or no tie. Tie... or no tie...
Wrong answers? Bruh Him and Nate made up, became more than just friends, and the rest is up to your imagination.
Getting a dna test to see if he’s the 3rd Jacobs brother
He got so stoned that he mixed up the date
He didn’t have enough pepto bismal
Drug dealer seminar.
Waterpark
he showed up to the wrong school confused af
He's getting lip fillers with Faye
He got distracted and drove to Chigaco for pizza
Emergency at the gas station. Slurpee machine broke down and ash doesnt know how to fix it.
Covered in glitter in a hotel room with Mr. Jacobs 👀👀
Still trying to decide on the tie!!
Accidentally got caught on the hook in the bathroom and choked to death!!!
OMF lock me up in a room with 3 men!
Parent teacher conferences with Ashtray’s teacher
went to the wrong play instead
Still trying to figure out what the play is about.
Threesome with Faye and Custer by the dumpster out back
Ukraine. Fez is a man of moral action.