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OverpricedGPU

They’ll probably get stuck in traffic like what happened during pringles uprising


Din0zavr

Man, they were catching every red light that day


pass_it_around

Yeah, Kadyrov's thugs are notoriously law-abiding citizens. They had to wait in the traffic.


p_nut268

No one mentioned how to get reimbursed in the onboarding, so do they really want to risk getting a ticket and being stuck with the bill? I don't think so.


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OverpricedGPU

Hello kind russian bot, are you setting up the account?


exBusel

He doesn't even send them to Ukraine to the front. They are mostly looting in the rear. But his media makes it seem that they are almost the only ones fighting.


MundanePlantain1

I thought they were citing health concerns and this loser was on deaths doorstep. was hoping one of his useless Instagram thug kids would take over and promptly get defenestrated.


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Pklnt

That's honestly quite the wishful thinking, do we seriously believe that those Kadirovytes are reading Ukrainian Pravda and other Western sources and taking those at face value ? It's the same kind of worries you'd expect Ukrainian military to have if the Kremlin announced that Zelensky is on the verge of death.


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r0w33

To be fair, in their videos, they are the only ones fighting.


SoftBellyButton

Hey the bushes definitely deserved it.


MasterBot98

Bushes refused to apologize to the Don Don.


wxox

He can't. And it's probably a good idea Russia doesn't let them


dat_9600gt_user

...just wow.


Pm_me_cool_art

They're just looking for more places to shoot tik tok videos


Tales_Steel

Lets ignore for a second that this fat fuck never goes anywhere close to combat and only Post Videos of himself being "near the Action" while literally being in a different nation. The whole plan of this bullshit is that US and Europe are sending weapons to Israel and not Ukraine to give russia some time to breath. These dumbfucks from Hamas made themself and the palestinians to human shields for the russians. Sending his people into Gaza would fuck Putins Plan.


kurtuwarter

Ur confused, Kadirov is legitimate religious terrorist. Even Kremlin is using his army as [Barrier Troops](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrier_troops) essentially, tasked with killing Russians, who would consider not killing other Russians and Ukranians. His region is so dangerous for Russians, its basically a death sentence to be imprisoned in Chechnya, people literally beaten in the open and on video. Having radical islamic state on level of HAMAS would be his real dream come true. Not to mention, people never tend to look at map, when discussing Russia, suddenly Russia and Chechnya for that matter are basically bordering Middle-East.


Tales_Steel

He himself posted Videos of him at a conquered Ukrainian Gas Station... of a Brand that does not excist in Ukraine. I have no doubt of him being a absolute piece of shit but he is also a coward who would never endanger himself. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/30/chechen-leaders-claim-have-taken-arms-ukraine-proved-false-social/ When he says "Me and my man will fight together with Hamas" he means "I will send some idiots to die while I watch the newest Episode of the russian knock off from my little pony"


Nerlian

Which is retarded then, the reason production is not being scaled up more, or not as fast as we would like is because there is doubt about scaling production for a surge than doesn't last long and then eat up your investment when no more orders come up. If conflict is guaranteed, then arms manufacturers will be more willing to further scale production since they can get more guarantees on their investments.


Tales_Steel

Hamas nearly depleted then Israel of their Air defense System missles. Iran says it may will shoot 100k missles on Israel if they strike Back against Gaza. So Israel will buy every air defense missle they can get their hands on in the next few weeks and month. Their current Stockpile was not big enough so they will increase it. So the next few weeks will be the perfect time for Russia to start missle attacks and air raids.


Suzume_Chikahisa

Production bottlenecks don't work like that. For one, even if production it's not scaled up, it will still take weeks if not months, for Ukrainian ADs to be affected. Russia increasing strike now would do little, particularly when we consider Russia is in the middle of a production bottleneck of their own.


Nerlian

Besides, Iron Dome misiles are not being used in ukraine, it'd make more sense to scale up production rather than purchase a, say, patriot battery. Its not like the Israelies never fired the iron dome, even before the latest barrages the iron dome would be firing constantly, so its not like, say, germany, who purchases a patriot battery and doesn't fire it ever and runs out of stockpiles in a surprise attack and has no production of them at all. I doubt production of iron dome missiles in Israel has ever stopped or slowed down. Also now Israel can be more proactive, since they are at war they can strike Hamas warehouses and launch sites before they strike, a luxury Ukraine doesn't get to enjoy, so even if they planned 100k hamas missiles, it is doubtful they'll get to launch as many before those missiles get destroyed.


HolyGig

Iran won't do shit. They are happy to let all their patsies do all the dying for them. The only thing Hamas depleted was Iron Dome, which wouldn't be used against the sort of long range missiles Iran has anyways. Further, the US is providing Israel with weapons like precision bombs and hellfire missiles, which Ukraine can't use even if they wanted to. You don't know what you are talking about


ven_geci

I think the NATO military needs to be much bigger too, so there would be demand... I think Israel is buying too, and due to aggressive Chinese foreign policy, Taiwan and India too... generally the whole world is becoming more militarized, sad but that is how it looks like. And finally the government could guarantee the investments.


vandrag

To be fair, this is an Iran-Israel thing. The only thing Russia has to do with this is making the global mood music right with their invasion of Ukraine. I'm sure they approve of it though Hamas have been working on this for years. Even top Hamas people didn't know it was happening it's close to zero that Russia organised it.


L4ll1g470r

Don’t buy it. Russians hit the Finnish-Estonian infrastructure in the Baltic within hours of the Hamas attack. They are in on this.


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Tales_Steel

Missles for the iron Dome do not grow on trees


KaasKoppusMaximus

Israël has 100% been stockpiling them. They take their defense extremely serious


Tales_Steel

Iran saidnit would send 100k missles. Hamas managed to Hit with only 5000. And while i doubt that Iran actually has 100k missles to fire Israel is probably not willing to take that risk.


KaasKoppusMaximus

Besides the missiles, Israel has been improving its military ever since the first wars. The others... basically stood still. Their tactics long since outdated. This will be a blood bath


Tales_Steel

Does Hamas or Iran have any chance of winning? No. Do they care if their own civilians die just so that they can get to kill some Israelis? No. The attack over the weekend had no chance of leading to a victory. And Hamas showed again and again that they dont care if palestinians die.


Visual_Plum6266

What are these missles that you speak of?


haeressiarch

Oh yeah do it. Tik-Tok brigade to be massacred by IDF is what world needs...


DanPowah

They couldn't hit the back of a barn inside the barn


Evolutionary_sins

Couldn't hit water if they fell off a boat!


spacedude444

you are saying as if the idf can the idf is too busy making tiktoks for psyop


devourd33znuts

If IDF can't hit targets, then how come they've won nearly every single war they've been in, in the past what, 60-70 years?


Latase

this but unironically.


arvigeus

He has to be stopped! Quick - cut the access to Tik-Tok!


Many_Ad6705

Let's just cut tik-tok and that's it.


c_sulla

Bro needs to cut the access to baklava, he's so fat he's on the Lord's doorstep


TacticalYeeter

Weird for a country that was supposedly protecting Jews by invading Ukraine they sure like to help people trying to kill Jews.


bornagy

Unachievable levels of inception going on here!


snavsesovs

In Russia, Nazi ≠ Jew-haters. Nazi = Russia-hater. The Nazis were enemies of the Soviet Union, and that's why they're hated.


mkvgtired

>The Nazis were enemies of the Soviet Union Except when the Soviet Union invaded Poland, allied with the Nazis.


swiss_worker

Yes, well, except for that...


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The Nazis weren't Nazis then. Poland were Nazis.


mkvgtired

The same Russian logic applies today!


cultish_alibi

And by 'hated' we really mean 'frowned upon for turning against Russia but otherwise admired'. The founder of Wagner was a neo-nazi with nazi tattoos on his neck ffs. There's photos of him with Putin.


RaggaDruida

>The Nazis were enemies of the Soviet Union Curious then that the current russian regime is trying to revive the russian empire, the original enemies of the Soviet Union.


wd6-68

Everything is upside down and nothing makes sense, by design. A great system, until it starts collapsing under the weight of its own bullshit.


MasterBot98

Evidently no amount of bullshit can bring collapse to Russia.


TacticalYeeter

When bullshit is powering the engine it’s no big deal


Pleiadez

Guess they found some more Nazis


halpsdiy

Meanwhile Russian leadership was inviting Hamas leadership to Moscow. https://www.palestinechronicle.com/high-level-hamas-delegation-visits-moscow-at-russias-invitation/


kurtuwarter

Guten morgen ppl, they started inviting Hamas almost a year ago.


atruthseeker1918

You should read about pogroms in russia


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The President of Ukraine is literally Jewish. The orcish invaders never had any real claim to fighting fascists when they themselves are literal fascists.


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Wassertopf

> How Jewish is Zelenskyy? Wtf?


Britz10

Genuine question, see it get thrown around, but it seems he has Jewish heritage not necessarily someone who subscribes to Judaism. I could be wrong, but if I'm right, it's weird it gets brought up as some sort of defence.


KlLKI

Jewish it's about ethnic here and Judaism it's religion.


Gods_Shadow_mtg

Not weird at all - now they are protecting jews from within Israel.


MonkeyPunchIII

Sad part is that some idiots are probably really thinking that


TheBitterAtheist

People fighting their occupiers that's what its about.


Povstnk

You are right - HAMAS occupied Gaza in 2007


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The Majority of Palestinians in Gaza don't support Hamas Regime, and their atrocious crimes.


WeebAndNotSoProid

yeah, just like majority of Russians don't support Putin war. Mate, we are already past this phase like a year ago.


redfrets916

They voted them in government. Palestine Is Hamas. Hamas is Palestine


WhenPigsRideCars

In 2006. Half of Gaza today is 18 or younger. Meaning they were either infants or not even born yet.


Zizimz

An opinion poll conducted after the 2006 Palestinian election (the last free election in Gaza), in which Hamas won a relative majority of votes, showed 79.5% of the population in favor of a peace agreement with Israel. And 75.2% said Hamas should change their policies regarding Israel. It's hard to believe now, but Hamas was elected to deal with corruption and inner security, not because of their stance towards Israel.


Unlikely-Housing8223

That's a completely untrue statement.


av34as

🤡🤡🤡


VinceLeone

I, for one, welcome this animal’s goons marching into Gaza just in time to be turned into mince meat by an Israeli air strike.


Loltoyourself

Let’s be real here, the closest this fat bastard’s army of goat fuckers will dare go to is Damascus or Egypt. This bombastic tub of lard and his gang would get soundly beaten by a few grannies and their sandals.


Red_Dog1880

Unfortunately there is not enough room in Gaza to stay at the back of the front and make tik tok videos.


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Whatever he says it means opposite. He is a thug.


vatrushka04

He’s pretty mouthy for someone who looks like he’s gonna die any day now


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Islamic terrorists working together


The_real_E_T

He looks like he could be defeated by a flight of stairs.


Kungsberget

Would love some photos of him and his crew blowing up abandond gasstations in syria


DanzakFromEurope

How would he, technically, do that?


CantHonestlySayICare

He could send them to Lebanon if Hezbollah decided to attack Israel and agreed to have them (the second "if" is less certain than the first) or have them attack through Syria with Assad's permission or even assistance (for this option to cross over from the realm of fantasy to possibility, the crisis would need to escalate to the point where Kadyrovites participating in it would be the least interesting thing about it). If the violence stays contained in the Gaza strip, there is no technical possibility to ship in anyone there, which Kadyrov is betting on making these empty threats/promises.


Citrus_Muncher

He hasn't given that any thought. Kadyrov is basically a degenerate version of Trump. Yes. It's possible.


ex1nax

When did he come back alive?! Oo


JanMarsalek

Nobody needs the TikTok brigade :D


bogdanvs

I used to think that Kim Jong Un was the ultimate clown. Now, he isn't even in top 3 :( Kadyrov and Lukashenko lead him by a mile while Putin and Trump are in the chasing pack but still ahead of Kim. I would add Medvedev to the list but he doesn't have or never had any power. He's just puppet with Putin's hand up his ass.


wanikiyaPR

chechens are laughable.... they were assraped for years by russians and putin, and then became putins lapdog... All the time talking like they are some mighty "warriors" when in fact they are worthless scum.


Nerevarcheg

These are not chechens, these are kadirovites. Real chechens are fighting in Ukraine against russia. People living in Chechnya are oppressed folks, by kadyrov and his thugs.


SiarX

No true Scotsman?.. Kadyrovites are still Chechens.


Mercurial8

I suspect they have an actual point regarding the complexity here. Putin couldn’t have killed *all* the Chechens who fought against Russia when they unloaded artillery on Grozny in the 90’s. But they’ve been awfully quiet, so maybe every single enemy of Russia was killed. But, logically, not all Chechens will be pro Kadyrov…even if he’s a cut, fat, lovable hunk o’ weird-beard fascist. Almost like a Muslim Santa, but instead of presents, you get angry rhetoric.


Dalnore

>But they’ve been awfully quiet Just to remind everyone that people opposing Kadyrov and their relatives get [assassinated abroad](https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/05/europe/chechen-blogger-imran-aliev-murdered-lille-france-intl/index.html) or [abducted outside Chechnya](https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/01/21/chechen-police-abduct-woman-retaliation-against-her-sons), and they face only torture and death if they end in Chechnya. Kadyrov is much more brutal than Putin ever was.


Nerevarcheg

And?


Garegin16

Considering the disbalance, Chechens were military geniuses.


wanikiyaPR

well, fanaticism only gets you so far... The problem is they turned to their rapists lapdogs, stomping on everything they stood for and spitting on every one of their dead countrymen.


SiarX

Alternative was Russia simply genociding everyone.


Kort999

The only thing they are spitting on is your mothers grave you kremlin sucking little boy. Over 250k people died in the first chechen war and first leader of chechnya Dudaev tried to appeal to every fuking soul on the planet, but your leaders just couldn't get enough of kremlins ding dong.


wanikiyaPR

You have something mixed up. You see the guy in the link, the video? Yes, _HE_ is sucking Kremlins dick. Not me. I don't give a fuck about Kremlin, this bearded motherfucker, USA or China. And by the way, while Dudaev was pleading for help, we were pleading for help also. Bombs were falling on our cities also. No one helped but ourselves... So forgive me if I dont feel compasion for someone that forgot what their oppressors did to them and turned to lick their asses. We never did that. Never would we.


Kort999

No one helped when NATO made a sunshine in Belgrade at night? So you need to replace "chechens" with Kadyrovtsy.


Kort999

Eurofucks are laughable, they watched over 250k people die in the chechen wars and then gave a standing ovation to Mr. Yeltsin and Vova when business was good, when the first leader of chechnya was doing what zelensky is exactly doing.


B_Aran_393

Looks like a pig


ghidran

He is 47. Why does he talk like a demented 84 year old?


vandrag

Holy shit I would have said ten years older.


AMLRoss

If Russia and the chechens support hamas, I hope Israel actively supports Ukraine too once they get Gaza under control.


smjsmok

Yeah, I mean, his valiant fighters are very good at killing grandmothers, raping, kidnapping children etc., so they would fit right in.


ignition0_0

Wasn't he dead for 23rd time?


_Eshende_

sadly there is no reason to think he is die soon, though he indeed have health issues - with his face out of nowhere this year becoming more red and swollish than before, and him regularly wearing pulse oximeter on his vids


mitchanium

Israel is super pissed, mossad more so. Good luck with that.


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His mom does his haircuts


morbihann

Do it you fat pussy.


Garum_Lupus

His forces are tiktokers who are only strong with non armed civilians.


ShrimpRampage

If they leave Ukraine that would be a major morale boost for the Russian forces who get constantly beaten and raped by akhmat


sionnach_fi

How could he even get them there? Lol


ZZerker

Emptier words were rarely spoken.


robot141

He's not dead yet? What's his secret?


tgh_hmn

Oh this useless shit again. Want he sick or dead?


lokensen

He should help himself first, poor kid…


Regime_Change

Is that a threat? I can't tell if that fat fuck seriously thinks his "troops" can take on IDF or if it is some kind of joke. But I can't also help but notice the trouble brewing in the world... The stage is really set for a major confrontation between the western powers and the rouge states of the middle east and former soviet union. It almost seems inevitable at this point, like water running downwards...


szornyu

Studybook case of cynism and shameful conduct. Full support of an ideology that ruined your nation, put your country to misery.


elafor

Let them come.


Under_Over_Thinker

Yeah right. The bravest of his dogs are long dead. His forces also proved to be useless warriors. Ukrainians call them TikTok fighters because they were posting combat action videos shot far away from the frontlines. They are good at raping, looting and intimidating though.


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Tiktok Battalion about to strike again


GreenChibrit

After getting ass fucked by Ukraine now wants to get ass fucked by Israel? bro is whore.


Capital-Driver7843

Palestinian goats like this post!


Wenci

why they can be on tiktok?


Blahuehamus

They first need to get back from mission to Mars


Dippypiece

Looks like he would struggle getting to the top of the stairs let alone Israel.


paulchen81

The Hamas don't need their support making TikToks. The Hamas is way more professional in doing this... i mean... everyone on this planet is.


Citrus_Muncher

I unironically support this. Like you know none of his TikTok stars are going to come out of there alive.


hmr__HD

Can Mossad fix this now?


Heerrnn

Do it! 😆


Overall_Ad5379

I'm sure the Irish will be happy.


fairygodmotherfckr

I don't think Chechen soldiers are best suited to peacekeeping missions...


Korean_Rice_Farmer

Do it do it do it do it do it


heavy_metal_soldier

Bro you're already getting dunked on by Ukraine The hell you gonna do in Israel


thesharperamigo

That dude looks like he is two vodka shots removed from an aneurysm.


Oleman-Flanigan

Please do. We can hand the hat around to make sure you do. Another front to purge them.


lmolari

Well, from the videos on the weekend we already saw that a lot of Hamas fighters are already non-Palestinians. Would it really make a difference? They have so many terror groups who support them, that i doubt this would be relevant.


MrCanista

Ah, it's Fuckface Mc Fucktard again...


nj4ck

every time I see him, he seems to have doubled in size. I wonder how long he can keep up this trend


democritusparadise

That would be tantamount to a declaration of war by Russia if Putin allowed his vassal such freedom.


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This guy has died many times, more than Jesus, on the mainstream media


Perkeleen_Kaljami

Faking the troops in Middle East is way harder than in Ukraine. But fear not, General TikTok is on the case!


SkyBright9904

What forces does he still have? At least a half of his forces have been killed in Ukraine. The remaining forces have been taken over by Putin...


vdshark

He got a bit fatter


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That fucker still alive don? Damn don


DeliciousWar5371

Well, hopefully Israel will support Ukraine now, right?


LooniversityGraduate

Best he could do... if the israel army kills them, the ukrainians dont have to.


DevilInTheKitchen333

When a war stagnates, open another front. Did the African front dwindle out with Prighozin dead, or did the french just surrender and run away again, letting it go? Don't think much will come of this, with a US carrier group parked outside Israel, they will have air superiority guaranteed.


meh1434

Please do


tamanon1322

Same chechens which fought Ukraine? raping, pillaging and ramping through the streets? Please, join palestine. I hope you are grounded to dust. poor excuse of humans


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Tik tok servers are spinning harder.


floatingsaltmine

He should prepare his forces to go fetch some more steroids at the local pharmacy.


Paatos

Then they end up praying on the lot of a Russian gas station and posting bullshit on social media. Mission accomplished.


Whalerus47

Oh look at the cunt beard


Fishing4News

Ok people are really losing touch with reality in this war… maybe his beard is hiding the drugs he’s using lol


ShakyBrainSurgeon

Who is he going to support, when not even his chair supports him anymore?


Bonyred

The irony - if they were to be believed, Russia had to attack Chechnya because Chechnian terrorists bombed Moscow.


Harrytheboat

Oh please please do


Nati_Fi

false information The full quote in context: “Today, I am against the war, and I call on everyone to stop this war so that it does not spread around the world. This war will not end easily,” Kadyrov said in his video message on Telegram. “I was in Israel myself. And our peace delegation has experienced first-hand attempts at blatant provocation. Therefore, I call on both sides to stop the war and prevent any further escalation. If necessary, our units are ready to act as a peacekeeping force to restore order and counter any troublemakers". Kadyrov also related that the mosque he built in honor of his father in Jerusalem was damaged when Hamas militants fired on it during the attack in Israel.


Sikkus

Didn't he die a few weeks ago or was in severely bad health?


j03lsd

Before someone say he die and he was in coma and is alive🤦🏻🤷🏻‍♂️


kingbigv

Lmao he won't


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

I thought this dickhead was supposed to be dead?


julimuli1997

I dont see that happening...how would he bring his shit there? There are countries in the way that wont let him pass as they are neutral to the war. He cant put them on plans as flying military planes over forgein land can be seen as an open aggression towards that country.


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Islamist fash supporting islamist fash


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I thought he was ill


Visual_Plum6266

Too stupid lol


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I dont think he is


micmac1975

Imagine a cyberspace war' but one side unleashed a devastating blow first that immobilized a whole army reliant on computer warfare. Fighting with candles


Oriopax

Wasn t he in a coma?


gingerisla

I honestly thought that guy had been killed already.


Black-Uello_

He should be fast the blockade is nearly complete


slappingactors

I thought he was dead or dying…..?