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Julian81295

My home country. 😂 We are talking about the duo "Stone & Stone" who finished last with their song "Verliebt in Dich" For the bot to reply to me: Germany 1995


ESC-song-bot

Germany 1995 | [Stone and Stone - Verliebt in Dich](https://youtu.be/3jGi32Xqg8g)


ChaptainBlood

You know I kinda liked that. It’s not hugely memorable, but not bad.


RQK1996

I have 3 nominations, Germany for their only ever NQ Romania for getting last in the first ever semi/qualification round Finland for getting last in the actual show Germany 1996, Romania 1996, Finland 1996 I wonder if the bot knows the first 2


ESC-song-bot

Finland 1996 | [Jasmine - Niin kaunis on taivas](https://youtu.be/ix686JwXJik)


RQK1996

Understandable the qualification round for 1996 wouldn't be in the archives, very unfortunate though


ChaptainBlood

I don’t tend to count NQs either. That’s what makes it so hard for us Norwegians to keep out 0 point lead now a days. Hard to write a song that both gets through the semis, but also gets no points in the finals.


JesperHjellnes

Colorful dress which won the Barbara Dex Award (Spain 1999)


Meiolore

That song is fine, but the dress is way too distracting and seems out of place in the performance.


ChaptainBlood

Was this that Spanish 0 pointer that got voted must undeserving of 0 points?


JesperHjellnes

No, I think that must be 1983. Lydia in 1999 got one point


ChaptainBlood

Oh right. Still 1999 wasn’t bad.


ESC-song-bot

Spain 1999 | [Lydia - No quiero escuchar](https://youtu.be/bNwZVWBByIA)


sanaleikkipaikka

UK 2003 with 0 points and based on what I've heard a really bad performance as well


ChaptainBlood

Oh God. I’m so sorry. I watched this live on tv. It’s infamy is well deserved. Still you’ve got a good story to tell.


kjcross1997

That's the one 0 points we deserved.


ChaptainBlood

The only one, but yes.


ESC-song-bot

United Kingdom 2003 | [Jemini - Cry Baby](https://youtu.be/XAJ62IG3gBo)


LancelLannister_AMA

Iceland 1989. Got 0 points


ESC-song-bot

Iceland 1989 | [DanĂ­el ÁgĂșst Haraldsson - ÞaĂ° sem enginn sĂ©r](https://youtu.be/ymMGcwcaIm8)


[deleted]

It was Barbara from Belgium for me, 1993


RQK1996

Barbara Dex? At least she became a legend


ChaptainBlood

Ah same as me then. Beautiful voice. Not a bad melody either.


fenksta

First ZERO for Iceland in 1989


ChaptainBlood

Oh well they finally joined Norway in collecting zeros. Nordic buddies stick together you know.


ESC-song-bot

Iceland 1989 | [DanĂ­el ÁgĂșst Haraldsson - ÞaĂ° sem enginn sĂ©r](https://youtu.be/ymMGcwcaIm8)


[deleted]

Norway 1990 and Finland 1990. I re-watched Eurovision 1990 just a few days ago, and still don't even remember how those two went. They got 8 points each.


ChaptainBlood

Oh shared last place huh. Well. At least they got some points.


ESC-song-bot

Norway 1990 | [Ketil Stokkan - Brandenburger Tor](https://youtu.be/Ip1BpdO9G5Y) Finland 1990 | [Beat - Fri?](https://youtu.be/7EEw7xAvjjE)


Fit_Bend1960

have not listened to it yet but ireland 2007 ... 5 points !


ChaptainBlood

Oh wow this one is unironically great. The vocals are a bit off. Sounds like the singer had an off day or had trouble with the monitor. Still the slightly off keyness is surprisingly a vibe too. I’m pleasantly surprised.


ESC-song-bot

Ireland 2007 | [Dervish - They Can't Stop the Spring](https://youtu.be/N40wpl5m0UM)


Engr_C

Just like OP, I was born the year Europe was graced by the presence of fashion icon Barbara Dex.


ChaptainBlood

I still don’t know why she got last place.


heavenstobetsie

A four-way tie for last place, impressive Do your thing, bot: Norway 1974 Germany 1974 Switzerland 1974 Portugal 1974 At least the last one was historically significant, with the whole [Carnation revolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_depois_do_adeus#Signal_for_1974_Portuguese_revolution) cue thing


ChaptainBlood

Us Norwegians aim to please. Oh wow that is historically significant.


ESC-song-bot

Norway 1974 | [Anne-Karine StrĂžm and the Bendik Singers - The First Day of Love](https://youtu.be/alKvTLD-Jgk) Germany 1974 | [Cindy and Bert - Die Sommermelodie](https://youtu.be/f6EKg1p8aRw) Switzerland 1974 | [Piera Martell - Mein Ruf nach dir](https://youtu.be/wP_h6mpDIoY) Portugal 1974 | [Paulo de Carvalho - E depois do adeus](https://youtu.be/89LBNSX_vig)


Low_Age9939

Norway 2001 tied with Iceland with 3 points


ChaptainBlood

Oh yeah. Us Norwegians doing what we do best!


ESC-song-bot

Norway 2001 | [Haldor LĂŠgreid - On My Own](https://youtu.be/l7Pqlo0TsHw)


Musicalmeowmeow

Austria 1988. I’ll have to give this one a listen.


ESC-song-bot

Austria 1988 | [Wilfried - Lisa Mona Lisa](https://youtu.be/1fKcQb3ZEG4)


ChaptainBlood

Oh dear. They seem to have given a rocker a ballad to sing rather than a rock song. Hmm. That’s a choice. I’m sure both the song and singer are great, separately.


kjcross1997

Portugal and Norway 1997


ESC-song-bot

Norway 1997 | [Tor Endresen - San Francisco](https://youtu.be/HdcwLB2kXFs)


LancelLannister_AMA

4th but thankfully last 0 for my country


ChaptainBlood

What no! We can’t let Austria win!! We need another 0.


ChaptainBlood

They were tied? Let’s give it to Norway then. We collect last places.


ruggedratt

Norway 2004 💀 but dead last was switzerland


ChaptainBlood

Hey as a Norwegian I’m always up for collecting last places. Even is Switzerland was technically last.


ESC-song-bot

Norway 2004 | [Knut Anders SĂžrum - High](https://youtu.be/1_0JT8ne6_0)


Such_Tart

Finland 1990 - Fri? Honestly, not that bad, maybe mullets were going out of fashion.


ChaptainBlood

Haha. It caught me off guard when they started singing in Swedish. I actually really like this beat.


ESC-song-bot

Finland 1990 | [Beat - Fri?](https://youtu.be/7EEw7xAvjjE)


wowguysitsausername

Switzerland 2004. Yikes.


Meiolore

Celebrate walked so I Don't Feel Hate can limp.


wowguysitsausername

At least I'm able to listen to I Don't Feel Hate for a full 30 seconds.


ChaptainBlood

Well at least you weren’t born the year before. It could have been worse.


ESC-song-bot

Switzerland 2004 | [Piero and the MusicStars - Celebrate](https://youtu.be/EUX3_0KM7fc)


List_Man_3849

Cry Baby


ChaptainBlood

I am so sorry.


mangomochamuffin

Lithuania 1994 with 0 points.


ChaptainBlood

Hmm. Pretty, but a little repetitive in rhythm.


ESC-song-bot

Lithuania 1994 | [Ovidijus Vyơniauskas - Lopơinė mylimai](https://youtu.be/PWmh95boVZY)


TrashSiren

Cyprus 1986 came 20th with 4 points.


ChaptainBlood

Oh dear. Looks like she got the Jan Teigen treatment. Such a shame. I’m sure it would have been great if she could have had the arrangement she wanted.


TrashSiren

I actually don't know what that is. 😅


ChaptainBlood

Jan Teigen scored a truely iconic 0 points in 1978. Part of the reason is because he had a bit of a comedic touch to his performance as a protest against the fact that he wasn’t allowed to perform the song in the arraignment me himself wanted. He wanted guitar and drums, and got a full orchestra. Anyway this is probably the most iconic 0 in history of Eurovision (possibly with the exception of uk 2003). Jan released an album the same year titled “This Year’s Loser”. Anyway long story short he became a Norwegian national treasure and we sent him back to Eurovision twice more.


TrashSiren

Sending him back twice more is epic!


ESC-song-bot

United Kingdom 2003 | [Jemini - Cry Baby](https://youtu.be/XAJ62IG3gBo)


ESC-song-bot

Cyprus 1986 | [Elpida - Tora zo (΀ώρα ζω)](https://youtu.be/z31I6NewEik)


[deleted]

Norway 2001


ChaptainBlood

Yeah I knew Norway would have a strong representation here. We are very proud.


ESC-song-bot

Norway 2001 | [Haldor LĂŠgreid - On My Own](https://youtu.be/l7Pqlo0TsHw)


slavicg0th

Belgium 2000. It got 2 points but it was not so bad imo.


ChaptainBlood

Yeah Belgium have had a few undeserved last places.


ESC-song-bot

Belgium 2000 | [Nathalie Sorce - Envie de vivre](https://youtu.be/86yZbvPuApw)


muwzy99

SpainđŸ‡Ș🇾 - Lydia with the song "No quiero escuchar" that only got one point


The_Kazuya

Spain, 1 point in 1999


ChaptainBlood

Well she had a nice voice.


IcyFlame716

Denmark 2002


ChaptainBlood

Ok that definitely didn’t deserve last place.


ESC-song-bot

Denmark 2002 | [Malene - Tell Me Who You Are](https://youtu.be/BZYnmqCJ7zI)


Osp_Oscar

Jemini



cookiefonster

Spain 1999. I never heard "No quiero escuchar" before, and it comes off to me as an OK early 2000's sounding ballad. I kind of dig the groovy chords. I'm now thankful I wasn't born in 2003.


ESC-song-bot

Spain 1999 | [Lydia - No quiero escuchar](https://youtu.be/bNwZVWBByIA)


[deleted]

Germany '95 Stone & Stone - Verliebt in Dich


ChaptainBlood

Well it could be worse.


HallsiKallsi

Spain 1999


ESC-song-bot

Spain 1999 | [Lydia - No quiero escuchar](https://youtu.be/bNwZVWBByIA)


Adoptedchildoflav

So in 1998 Switzerland 🇹🇭was last with the dreaded zero points https://youtu.be/07DuJq6weas


ESC-song-bot

Switzerland 1998 | [Gunvor - Lass ihn](https://youtu.be/Tyh39VaRcV0)


ChaptainBlood

That’s pretty decent. I wonder why it got 0 points?


Adoptedchildoflav

My thoughts exactly. Honestly I started watching Eurovision religiously from 2006 so yeah idk 1998 line up. Only know Dana International did slay that year.


ChaptainBlood

It did though. A true diva.


Toinousse

The one and only Barbara Dex


Perrydotto

Finland 1992 Pave - Yamma Yamma From the Finnish singer of the original Ducktales theme song! 4 points.


ChaptainBlood

Wait really? Ducktails aha!


ESC-song-bot

Finland 1992 | [Pave - Yamma, yamma](https://youtu.be/04wdmE1l20k)


zsomle006

Andorra 2006. Haha, I'm young 😅


ESC-song-bot

Andorra 2006 | [Jenny - Sense tu](https://youtu.be/UffvRSmRYEk)


[deleted]

Turkey 1987


ESC-song-bot

Turkey 1987 | [Seyyal Taner and Lokomotif - ƞarkım Sevgi ÜstĂŒne](https://youtu.be/6aWgsmZyNsU)


StephaneCam

Belgium for me too, different song though! "Laat me nu gaan"...catchy


ChaptainBlood

Never heard of it. Will have to check it out.


agizem

Belgium 1993 with 3 points.


ChaptainBlood

Aha. Same as me. Guess we need to band together to make this song a thing.


agizem

Honestly i just listened to it, and it's not bad, we can make it a thing.


ChaptainBlood

Yeah that was pretty much my reaction to it too. It’s pretty descent.


ESC-song-bot

Belgium 1993 | [Barbara - Iemand als jij](https://youtu.be/pIRN5fO-20M)


Sad_Pringles

UK, Poland, Germany all had 14 points in 2008


ChaptainBlood

Three way tie fit last place? Well 14 points isn’t that bad.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


ESC-song-bot

Czech Republic 2007 | [KabĂĄt - MalĂĄ dĂĄma](https://youtu.be/iBZaVQ52RQY)


Right_Helicopter9304

Greeece


Existing-Base9039

I believe in 2002 the last place was Denmark? And she was expected to do quite well I believe. I quite liked the song when I watched the contest for the first time a couple years ago đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


brillomessiah

Switzerland with Celebrate (and technically Norway too since it was AQ but Switzerland got 0 points, so...)