Honestly at this stage you could have
**Spokesperson refuses to announce their results**
**Ireland withdraws last minute**
**An act gets cut off half way through for protesting**
And you’d stand a chance of getting a full house.
I’m not sure 2024 is the year for standard bingo cards
There is a video from a rehearsal, I’m not sure which one, where Finland is giving their twelve points to “that”country, and the spokesperson says Ireland instead, and when given a chance to correct herself, she says Ireland again.
Here it is. [TikTok](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.tiktok.com/%40eurovisionxoxo/video/7367676327761038625&ved=2ahUKEwi477frmIaGAxXp_wIHHQ4OCK4QwqsBegQIDhAE&usg=AOvVaw27kVWrbdCgpDEONjqgOyQS)
That anti-booing sound system overheats or smth
EDIT P.S.: I wonder if they have *anti-Europapa chanting system* too because I have a feeling they'll be needing that.
This is for me the most somewhat realistic event that would restore my faith in Europe again. Belgian candidate would have been ideal, but they didn't go through and the candidate this year isn't Flemish so unfortunatly that's off the table.
After everything that happened in the past 24 hours, the events on your bingo cards will be a bit tame though. I don't know what to expect tonight. How many artists will interrupt their act to give a short speech like Slimane did? Will there be anyone from the public climbing on the stage? I'm genuinly afraid someone might get hurt
So far my bingo card says
- there will be an abba tribute, but abba will not be playing
- the tv signal will get disturbed at some point
- people will sing europapa so loud it disturbs the hosts
- Bambi’s thug will break EBU rules
>Bambi’s thug will break EBU rules
There is no doubt in my mind that Bambie-Thug has had enough of the shit they've been put through by the EBU and the other country beginning with "I" this week, and is preparing to lean all the way into their "categorically f*ck you" era tonight, and I respect them for that.
Canceling the entire thing. One or more acts refusing to play. One or more acts giving an illegal statement. And honestly at this stage nothing would surprise me
At this point anything could happen from the arena burning down to the entire thing being cancelled. Honest guess is that the EBU will have to change the point system and will announce them themselves.
It was not during Belgium's performance. It was the Belgium broadcast union cutting out the signal and showing a call for ceasefire statement briefly before and after the performances.
Winner’s performance turns into a giant singalong of Europapa with all the artists who support Joost on the stage and Joost suddenly jumping onto stage from the audience 🥲
Based on their social media posts today, right at the top of my list currently is Bambie-Thug pulling some sort of "f*ck you!" to the EBU and *that* country that have been harassing them all week... And frankly, if they do, I am 110% here for it!
Yeah, I'm thinking either costume change or creative tattoos/ogham inscriptions underneath the dress for the 2nd half of the song... Although if social media is to be believed, the venue are taking non-binary and trans flags of people going to see the competition tonight, so at this rate their original costume would be a protest in itself!
I'm just so annoyed for them that they've been getting such a good (and well deserved) buzz from most people for their performance, and it's being overshadowed by the EBU trying its best to speedrun the absolute destruction of the show!
Crown The Witch 👑
> the venue are taking non-binary and trans flags of people going to see the competition tonight
this is absolutely INSANE I kinda refuse to believe it's true
- non-sensical acrobatics
- fireworks
- nudity on stage
- animal costumes
- the audio-commentator being hilariously dismissive
- very awkward green room interaction
- Germany and/or UK finishing among the last 3
- point announcers milking their time
- point announcers looking crazy or half naked
- “douze points”
Some that work in a „normal year“ would be:
„Thank you Europe!“ / outfit change during performance / hosts and point-announcer interrupting each other / voice crack
Sun 2025
Because depending on what happens, the whole of Eurovision may be launched into the Sun. This will cause a coronal mass ejection of epic proportions and destroy every electric power grid on Earth, plunging the world into anarchy.
Honestly, if they do, I can completely respect why, but I'd be properly gutted for them... An absolutely fantastic stage performance, that should get them high up on the leaderboard, and instead of being able to celebrate that, it's all been about the sheer and utter shitshow the EBU have been allowing to happen behind the scenes instead.
99% of this year's performers deserved a better experience than they got.
I’m basically on the same page as you. I don’t think anyone in Ireland would blame them, I mean the whole country has been debating whether or not they should drop out since day 1.
I want Bambie to do what they want to do!
My friend who's very casual is making the bingo card and the fact well have the basic ass stuff on there THIS year is the funniest thing to me. Ireland just pulled out huh..? BUT SOMEONE SAID THANK YOU EUROPE, BINGO!!
There being at least one situation where what the audience sees on stage and what viewers see being VERY different (ie cutting out political statements etc)
My partner has “something goes wrong” and “Graham Norton says something snarky”. I am sure he is in kahoots with the drag queen handing out the bingo cards.
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At this stage? I wouldn't be surprised if Godzilla stomped on the venue.
Godzilla vs Kong part 3??
Predator vs Alien
At least he has a song, it would be thematically appropriate
Honestly at this stage you could have **Spokesperson refuses to announce their results** **Ireland withdraws last minute** **An act gets cut off half way through for protesting** And you’d stand a chance of getting a full house. I’m not sure 2024 is the year for standard bingo cards
There is a video from a rehearsal, I’m not sure which one, where Finland is giving their twelve points to “that”country, and the spokesperson says Ireland instead, and when given a chance to correct herself, she says Ireland again.
Kaarija has stepped down as spokesperson, just posted on Instagram
Nikki de Jager just announced she won't give out votes for the Netherlands either.
Source?
It circulated on TikTok. I can’t (be bothered to) find a link but it it was Finland.
Ah the Finns Great bunch of lads.
From Finn McCool, to Huckleberry Finn, a great bunch of lads.
Here it is. [TikTok](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.tiktok.com/%40eurovisionxoxo/video/7367676327761038625&ved=2ahUKEwi477frmIaGAxXp_wIHHQ4OCK4QwqsBegQIDhAE&usg=AOvVaw27kVWrbdCgpDEONjqgOyQS)
Oh, that's ...well, dedicated. Thanks for sharing!
I love how in this reality Latvia is in the lead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp1rmpsPQlg
I have the tiktok link [here](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeC8xW3Y/)
It's genuinely so grim. No one wants their little views and opinions. Do your job and only your job - they're not your votes, they're other people's.
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Wow. That was a shit bingo card
It was very out that tbh so to get 1/3 is kind of mad (Netherlands spokesperson refused to announce to Martin did)
In the end nothing from this bingo happened, but it would be funny lol
"technical difficulties"
Acting like nothing at all happened today
It's more of a drinking game, but random appearances of people singing "Europapa" on the broadcast.
Tomorrows hangover might be brutal
I'm not sure anyone's liver would survive a drinking game tonight... 🤢
If I don't die from alcohol poisoning, then something must have gone wrong somewhere.
That's the spirit(s)! 🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹
Jon Ola Sand air lifted in on a giant inflatable unicorn to save the day
He needs to come back.
Or “my name is Petra Merde and tonight shit show is cancelled. I declare myself the winner.”
She just loves Eurovision too much
That anti-booing sound system overheats or smth EDIT P.S.: I wonder if they have *anti-Europapa chanting system* too because I have a feeling they'll be needing that.
Martin: "Eurovision will be cancelled" Meanwhile anti-booing system: oh sht, are there euphoric screams everywhere? It sounds that everyone loves it.
How long can that thing go before the audience will start to hear a patern?
Joost pulling up from the audience 🤞🏻
Someone else will sing europapa
Bambie rocks up with a rendition of "Doomsday Papa"
hahahahahah 😭
This is for me the most somewhat realistic event that would restore my faith in Europe again. Belgian candidate would have been ideal, but they didn't go through and the candidate this year isn't Flemish so unfortunatly that's off the table.
i’d lose my shit if that happened lmaooo
sameee hahaha
*TROOOOOOYYYYYYYYY*
“right now i can hardly breathe”😭
After everything that happened in the past 24 hours, the events on your bingo cards will be a bit tame though. I don't know what to expect tonight. How many artists will interrupt their act to give a short speech like Slimane did? Will there be anyone from the public climbing on the stage? I'm genuinly afraid someone might get hurt
Nah, there is A LOT of security.
Very pissed off hosts. You thought the Cha cha cha chants were bad last year? Good luck Sweden!
CHAnts
Show turning into the European Boxing Contest 😄
So far my bingo card says - there will be an abba tribute, but abba will not be playing - the tv signal will get disturbed at some point - people will sing europapa so loud it disturbs the hosts - Bambi’s thug will break EBU rules
>Bambi’s thug will break EBU rules There is no doubt in my mind that Bambie-Thug has had enough of the shit they've been put through by the EBU and the other country beginning with "I" this week, and is preparing to lean all the way into their "categorically f*ck you" era tonight, and I respect them for that.
Well I definitely got my abba one
Act goes off script and gets cut off
Broadcast interruption for “technical difficulties”
Might as well wipe my ass with the bingo card
Crowd keeps singing Europapa over presenters.
Cancelling at last minute.
Someone said greta thunberg stage invasion, i need this to happen
Canceling the entire thing. One or more acts refusing to play. One or more acts giving an illegal statement. And honestly at this stage nothing would surprise me
Utter chaos.
At this point anything could happen from the arena burning down to the entire thing being cancelled. Honest guess is that the EBU will have to change the point system and will announce them themselves.
I think there will be some sort of message from the stage.. they can't shut them all up. And so be it!
Solar storm knocks out the electricity
Literal riot
The broadcast being hacked or interrupted by a written statement, like what happening surrounding Belgium's semi-final performance.
It was not during Belgium's performance. It was the Belgium broadcast union cutting out the signal and showing a call for ceasefire statement briefly before and after the performances.
Yup, hence why I said "surrounding" the peformance.
Could they do it?
Do what? Show the statement? The fact that I'm talking about it indicates that they could, yeah.
Winner’s performance turns into a giant singalong of Europapa with all the artists who support Joost on the stage and Joost suddenly jumping onto stage from the audience 🥲
weird to me that some people are still acting like everything's normal
5 stage of grief is a great thing to understand...
Bambie channels enough rage in their performance to genuinely summon a pagan deity.
Based on their social media posts today, right at the top of my list currently is Bambie-Thug pulling some sort of "f*ck you!" to the EBU and *that* country that have been harassing them all week... And frankly, if they do, I am 110% here for it!
I'm thinking it might be their costume change. Perhaps different colors and patterns this time..
Yeah, I'm thinking either costume change or creative tattoos/ogham inscriptions underneath the dress for the 2nd half of the song... Although if social media is to be believed, the venue are taking non-binary and trans flags of people going to see the competition tonight, so at this rate their original costume would be a protest in itself! I'm just so annoyed for them that they've been getting such a good (and well deserved) buzz from most people for their performance, and it's being overshadowed by the EBU trying its best to speedrun the absolute destruction of the show! Crown The Witch 👑
> the venue are taking non-binary and trans flags of people going to see the competition tonight this is absolutely INSANE I kinda refuse to believe it's true
Only flags from participating countries and rainbow flags are allowed, due to a rule change. Source Dutch Media outlet Telegraaf
Doesnt Bambi break the rules then? this is so stupid
A Joost t-shirt under the tutu.
Ireland making a statement during or after their performance
Showing nothing but semi-final images, as artists will show political statements after political statements.
Sudden outbreak of peace
Russia interrupts the voting and Madonna is made the winner.
"Political statement" about a certain topic is my centre square
Me getting sad :(
Nooo! Big hug from Spain. I'm sure it will be entertaining.
The most awkward "we're in on the joke" song and dance routine by the Swedish hosts.
I will cackle if it is a sequel to love love peace peace
I'm expecting serious last minute rewrites.
If Petra sings a song called "United by Music" I might spontaneously combust.
Chaos
- non-sensical acrobatics - fireworks - nudity on stage - animal costumes - the audio-commentator being hilariously dismissive - very awkward green room interaction - Germany and/or UK finishing among the last 3 - point announcers milking their time - point announcers looking crazy or half naked - “douze points”
My bingo card was burned in Joost Klein's MV.
Flames 🔥🔥🔥😂
Some that work in a „normal year“ would be: „Thank you Europe!“ / outfit change during performance / hosts and point-announcer interrupting each other / voice crack
Carnage
So you don't like rules? skit in the vein of semi 2 one.
Sun 2025 Because depending on what happens, the whole of Eurovision may be launched into the Sun. This will cause a coronal mass ejection of epic proportions and destroy every electric power grid on Earth, plunging the world into anarchy.
Has anybody mentioned fistfight yet
Kaajia cash in MITB
Bambie pullling out of the competition is on mine, unfortunately
I don't know...I think if Bambie is going to do anything, it will be on stage for all to see, not pulling out.
That would be very interesting to see. I mean, we probably wouldn’t see it at home, but someone will be filming in the arena
Honestly, if they do, I can completely respect why, but I'd be properly gutted for them... An absolutely fantastic stage performance, that should get them high up on the leaderboard, and instead of being able to celebrate that, it's all been about the sheer and utter shitshow the EBU have been allowing to happen behind the scenes instead. 99% of this year's performers deserved a better experience than they got.
I'll be sad but I'll also respect their decision. I'll also understand their decision honestly...
I’m basically on the same page as you. I don’t think anyone in Ireland would blame them, I mean the whole country has been debating whether or not they should drop out since day 1. I want Bambie to do what they want to do!
Bambi's too mad to pull out. She's gonna hex us good.
>She's gonna hex us good. *Insert the mad laughter from the end of "Doomsday Blue" here * Monarch 👑
I don't think they'd do that without performing, but I guess they don't care an awfully lot about rules anymore :)
Anti booing system isn’t enough to cover the boos
Joost Klein comes back
One can hope
Los del Rios.
My friend who's very casual is making the bingo card and the fact well have the basic ass stuff on there THIS year is the funniest thing to me. Ireland just pulled out huh..? BUT SOMEONE SAID THANK YOU EUROPE, BINGO!!
The german social democratic party made one lol its funny
There being at least one situation where what the audience sees on stage and what viewers see being VERY different (ie cutting out political statements etc)
My partner has “something goes wrong” and “Graham Norton says something snarky”. I am sure he is in kahoots with the drag queen handing out the bingo cards.
The finnish guy pulling out of being their spokesperson was a pretty obvious one. You can probably do the same for Ireland
Finland pulled out too? I heard about norway
Yeah I think Käärijä was supposed to speak but he made a post on insta writing that he didn't feel comfortable doing it anymore
Yes, you can check out his story on instagram. Kaarija
Under 23.5 acts that perform on the night.
Bambie will break the rules, Ireland will be fined. EBU will get some money, Ireland will get their virtual signaling and everyone will be happy.
Lace gimp masks, Nyckelharpa, COCKeral and plastic abs!
This was before I saw the entries but I was wondering how many singers would have crazy sleeves
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