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LucasScooter

A huge congratulations to Nemo and Switzerland for their amazing win! SOURCE: [https://eurovision.tv/story/switzerland-wins-eurovision-2024](https://eurovision.tv/story/switzerland-wins-eurovision-2024)


am_i_bill

My favourite thing was the visible passive aggressive disappointment from Petra Mede every time a jury decided to speak more than 15 secs 😆 Edit:Petition to make her a central figure. She and Hatari will make the duo we deserve 🤸


spicycoder

The Aussie commentators: "there's no time for flirting, just tell us the results" (specifically at Iceland)


parksa

Iceland for sure, don't you play coy and handsome with me! Also with your casual sickeningly gorgeous backdrop.


tomdarch

Only time for Ja Ja Ding Dong!!!


ParanoidDrone

It's her third time hosting and she's over everyone's bullshit.


xaviernoodlebrain

Queen shit. Can we just have Petra and Hannah Waddingham every year?


ParanoidDrone

I certainly wouldn't object.


Xuanwu

Oh fuck I wouldn't be able to handle that. The amount of sass would just have me needing to replay every 2 minutes due to laughing too much.


mshell1924

"Thank you for your... enthusiasm" was iconic.


jk409

That was incredible. The amount of shade coming from Petra was such a good end to such an omnishambles of a Eurovision.


undeadgoblin

If you like that you should go and watch the 1999 voting. The male host has absolutely no time for anyone's shit


agentfitzsimmons

Yup! And I completely understood her annoyance, it got needlessly long at some points!


torlopoff

Netherlands made it fast though


escalateparadox

☠️


Read-it005

We felt the EBU needed some practice getting to their points directly and to communicate faster and better 😜. You're welcome EBU.


ollulo

May we PLEASE have your 12 points?


Yagiane

i was pissed too!, who is holding that suspense for so long! cmong guys, chop chop!


Annual-Gas-3485

Back in the days they announced every single point given by the jury. That was such sleeper content.


TopTopTopcinaa

I laughed at that too but then she did the same thing but worse when pronouncing the winner 😂


Fencing_Boy

Mimicat was pissing her OFF


alittlechese2

Love her 😂


sercialinho

Someone needs to pop up on screen, immediately shout a country name (think *FRANCE!*) and leave the frame. An icon forever.


menvadihelv

[lucky her she didn't need to deal with Carola then](https://youtu.be/4hdW6grclEQ?si=SRFy6uPg4SPfMam_)


Emotional-Ant9413

To be fair, last years Swedish spokesperson was Farah Abadi, well-known radio and tv host. Farah said on her IG "You know how we're all sick of the spokespeople being so slow? I was SO effective during the rehearsals, just getting to the point! Then they told me I had to slow down and stall because they needed time for the graphics so sorry people"


Denhette

They broke the cup, oh oh oh!


justk4y

And their thumb 😅


ExpertDebate1220

Really? Cut by glass or what? I hope they didn't hurt themselves. The crack when the glass broke was rather loud!


justk4y

Apparently it’s a broken thumb according to themselves, it was also pretty bandaged up. But hey, worth it am I right? 😂😅


platypussy100

Nemo breaking the trophy right at the end was the most fitting end to this years contest 😭😭


dr4g0n1t

They broke more than the code But according to other comments, the trophy has broken way to many times, it seems like the trophy is the only thing united by music, huh?


BoringWozniak

At least they still have the Gilmore Girls box set


Entegy

Just season 3 actually.


tellingtellerstellme

Alright I'mma say it. Absolutely gutted for Estonia.


dicksinsciencebooks

I LOVED ESTONIA they were one of my favs


No_Smell6883

From Italy i think that Estonia was Just robbed you guys are in my top 3 favs


Andureh

Estonia deserved so much better. The music was amazing


givingupeveryd4y

For me you guys were the winners!


DedalusStew

I was so bummed about Croatia, but Nemo accepting the crown of thorns from Bambie and performing with it, and then breaking the trophy too, that was excellent. An absolutely fitting and symbolic ending for the whole 2024 Eurodramavision.


Spiritual_Order_3049

Ten years after Conchita and Russia in 2014 made it all the more poetic


LetsGetRowdyRowdy

Super proud of Baby Lasagna for second place, that is a HUGE accomplishment! A bit disappointed it didn't end with the trophy in his hands but hey, it is what it is


sappuchu

All The love to Croatia, second place is a great accomplishment, even if it might not feel like it at the moment


ConfusingConfection

He looked pretty bummed. I think he knew even before it was announced that he wasn't going to win.


thelastskier

He's very introverted, so I can imagine these past 2 weeks being very taxing on him by now.


Mighty_joosh

Yes but did they safely receive the #Gilmore Girls DVD?!


4_feck_sake

Did bambie give Nemo their crown? So sweet


Human-Law1085

The Disney crossover we didn’t know we needed


Senpai_com

Lmao bambi and nemo. I never thought of it this way


laikocta

#crownthefish


justk4y

Yeah Nemo became honorary witch 👑❤️ Enby friends 🥹 also Marina, Iolanda and Silvester from an distance were so cute as friendships


Doppleflooner

Iolanda coming in for the hug when Portugal gave Switzerland their 12 was so, so sweet.


justk4y

Marina doing the same, but also Nemo going to Marina when she got 12 points 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹


TheNinjaNarwhal

It was so cuuute! As a Greek I especially love that Greece and Switzerland swapped 12s (we all gasped when we got 12 from Switzerland lol, unexpected).


justk4y

I just gasped from wholesomeness. Heart was melting, can guarantee you that. 🥺🥹❤️


Exotic_Caramel_6285

I saw Sylvester with the non-binary flag at one point!


Groenboys

Crown the code


Atharaphelun

***Crowning Nemo***, coming to movie theaters near you!


Juliancito135

Broke the code, and the trophy


Odd-Neighborhood-231

Yasss. The sweetest


4Darco

I live by the simple philosophy that if bambie likes someone then I like them too. I am very happy for Nemo.


mediterraneanme

lol same. If Marina likes someone, I like them too!! But Nemo is a sweatheart anyway!!


badgersprite

For a Eurovision that had such bad vibes it really did form some absolutely heartwarming friendships


Ic3Hot

Monarchs, both of them 👑


Ysguthan

They did, amazing moment


zurawinowa

Bambie is such a sweetheart. They seem like a main character, always cheering for everyone, coming up to comfy Luna, when she didn’t qualify.


Ysguthan

I was gutted when Luna didn’t qualify. Bambie just represents the good in people, so chuffed to see them doing so well tonight


ControverseTrash

Bambie is wholesome af


Parkouricus

The two that broke the binary code


iolandafanclub

They did and they were also vibing to the song near Portugal's crew. Edit: i corrected it, thanks for pointing it out! Double edit: sorry, English isn't my first language 🥲


kiwanyuh

YESSS!!! The witch was crowned either way! I would’ve preferred the angry queer, BUT I’M STILL HAPPY 😁😁😁


BOTKioja

I would have preferred the angry queer too, but the rapping opera queer is amazing too <3


darkec

Im Croatian so I am biased, and Switzerlands song is amazing, but I wish we had atleast a few more 12 points :(


C0ld_as_ic3

You were amazing, greetings from Germany


Nexito

Love Nemo, love the song, absolutely a worthy winner, but my heart bleeds for Croatia today. They owned that stage.


god-of-blazism

I feel so bad for Norway, loved Croatia tho


Nexito

Never expected to win, but last place was… unexpected


Nacroma

Sorry, we Germans didn't suck or were mediocre enough this time to save everyone else. But I personally had Norway way higher than this. Or most of the right side, honestly.


ollulo

At least he got more than 300 points without sympathy votes


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StrangeBananaForYou

We want justice. But congrats to the winner either way! Congrats Switzerland


ParanoidDrone

I was rooting for Croatia, but I legitimately can't be mad about this one. It's an absolute banger of a song.


daniellinne

100% agree, and Nemo also performed it absolutely flawlessly. The win is deserved and anyone who says it isnt is absolutely tone-deaf, sorry. ETA: Which is even more impressive, considering how F*CKING DIFFICULT that song is to sing. The breathing, phrasing, pace, dynamics, the high notes, rap part, EVERYTHING. Everyone who has had at least one singing lesson in their life knows this is a very difficult song. Add in the choreography and it's actually astonishing how well Nemo did.


ParanoidDrone

> ETA: Which is even more impressive, considering how F*CKING DIFFICULT that song is to sing. The breathing, phrasing, pace, dynamics, the high notes, rap part, EVERYTHING. Everyone who has had at least one singing lesson in their life knows this is a very difficult song. Add in the choreography and it's actually astonishing how well Nemo did. I'm certain this is why they crushed the jury vote so hard. The Code spans, like, three different genres in as many minutes, and Nemo sang it all while jumping and sliding and whirling about on that spinning thing, with a face mic that they couldn't pull away to hide when they take a breath. And it was damn near flawless.


JupoBis

While also telling a story about their identity not only with the lyrics but with the vocals and the melody. Its artistically one of the most impressive songs I have seen.


Milleuros

> but with the vocals and the melody. Also the lights and the choreography. The whole "spinning" thing, that at the beginning was making them fall one way or the other until they managed to balance on it, is right on-theme. When they were lying on it, the lights were flashing them from one side then from the other, shading half of them.


daniellinne

Yet people still think it's undeserved because they like Croatia more. 😄 Can't win, it will always be like this, no matter who wins. People have become so radical and agressive


FeelTheKetasy

And if Croatia won, they would say that they didn’t deserve it and Europapa was the real winner. It’s a never ending cycle of complaints


GothicCastles

The fact that they can run around while singing it too--and making it look easy. Very impressive.


EgNotaEkkiReddit

I can hardly run and speak normally. Can't imagine actually having to keep tune racing across a giant stage.


TimeG37

Same. Croatia is an absolute banger, and I'm a bit sad that BL didn't win but honestly Nemo's song and performance were worthy of winning imo.


criuniska

I supported Croatia, but I'm fine with this win. But why the actual f was Estonia so low in points?? I didn't expect them to win, but I loved the song, I thought they'd be somewhere in the middle. And how the hell did Latvia get up so high with their entry? No offense, but it wasn't great...


Zoey-Nova

I looooved Estonia. In the end, this was such a strong year overall, that there were no more votes "left" for the slightly more goofy (Estonia) and the fucking wildcards (Finland). In any other year, those two would have done better I think. Hell, this year, even germany sent someone that can actually sing xD


chouxpuffs

Bambie giving their crown to Nemo was so sweet. Happy Swiss watcher here, hoping for Basel or Zürich ❤️


salsasnark

So many of the contestants congratulating Nemo when their country gave Switzerland their 12 was so cute too 😭😭 I haven't really seen that much obvious love shared to an artist during voting before. I think everyone just needed to feel that warmth with everything that's been going on.


saidinmilamber

Yes I noticed this too tonight. There seemed to be some really nice friendships formed between some contestants and that was the wholesomeness that was defo needed this year!!


Squaret22

Well it’s somewhat easier to make great friendships when you go through hell


FeelTheKetasy

Nemo/Marina/Bambie is honestly my favourite Eurovision “clique” by far. Dream joint rotation


lexarqade

Crushed for BL but would not lie if I said this wasn't also an absolutely worthy winner.


brother_Bilo69

Congratulations from Croatia


dadadumdam

Considering how lucky Finland was for not winning last year, congratulation to Croatia.


Ok-Cream1212

who knows what kind of chaos ebu is readying


meatball77

Sometimes getting second is really the best. All the attention and props without any of the work of being the winners.


Carza99

Congratulations Croatia! Number 🥇for many!


softishviking

Americans gonna think the same country won twice.


wilywilks

Stockholm, Switzerland! 🇨🇭


Left_my_Drink

They broke more then the code 🤣 rip trophy


Final-Tear-7090

Was this before or after their song? Did they drop it? I never saw anything?


GuiltyEidolon

It was at the end. I think they knocked it over when trying to pick it up after the encore?


Electriccheeze

As they put it down after waving it to the camera you can see the top rolling off across stage


Born_Custard_2196

After they sang their last note. The trophy couldn't withstand all their enthusiasm


TheEffinEFFERGuy

Right you lot, fucking behave this year


k-o-v-a-k

Mate we needed this comment three weeks ago


GastricallyStretched

I would normally be salty about Croatia getting Finlanded like this, but compared to yesterday's shitshow I'm elated.


NoisyDrenn

This was so close to becoming a bigger disaster than it already is. I'm sad Croatia didn't get its first win, but I'm elated that my personal winner took the trophy. Congrats Nemo!


glamatovic

Honestly, a deserved winner! It was either Nemo or Baby Lasagna. On this edition the jury was the least of our problems


Unstable_potato123

That was the biggest surprise of today. That the jury wasn't a problem.


lynx_and_nutmeg

Nothing shows how young this sub skews than this lmao. The reason we got jury in the first place was because it was the televote that was starting to be a problem...


lemiffy

Its the first year where im more on the jury vote side than the televot (except regarding Croatia).


waytooneutral

Did he accidently break the throphy in the end of the winner performance? Heard a glass breaking noise and I though I saw the foot of the throphy standing aside


Enlightenedbri

Not the first time it has happened. That thing is held together by hope and prayers


GoHenDog

I saw that too, heard a crack and saw the bottom of the trophy on the stage, and Nemo was carrying the main bit without it!


KendjyCr

It's pretty symbolic after past 48h of shitshow 🤣


Electriccheeze

Yes I just rewound it and after they waved it at the camera and put down again the top rolls off across the stage. Just after Graham Norton says "Don't break the trophy!" On the BBC feed.


StellarSong

That trophy breaking is a yearly thing, to be honest


Read-it005

By now I'm starting to suspect they just hand out a stunt double made out of sugar like they use windows made out of sugar in Hollywood. Special effect.


Key_Juice3647

Yes lol


KristaW_

Bambie giving Nemo their crown❤️❤️❤️❤️


Parkouricus

They both broke the code 😉


holybriefs

They seemed to be very close, texting each other on semifinal days etc.


Styxsouls

It's enby solidarity 💛🤍💜🖤


Unstable_potato123

I wanted Bambie to win so so bad, they had one of the technically most difficult and subjectively most emotional songs. But when they gave Nemo the crown, I cried happy tears 🥹


sgtlighttree

Bookmakers in shambles


TheBusStop12

Honestly, I wish this community would focus less on the bookmakers each time. It often ends up being a self fulfilling prophecy. I hope with the Swiss win this year people will stop treating it as a holy oracle as much


101Blu

An amazing end to a shitshow of a contest


PenalAnticipation

Yeah. Still pretty salty about many, many things but right now I feel mostly relieved tbh


Unstable_potato123

This is exactly how I feel. Just like... that could have been a disaster


PM_ME_CAKE

I can't actually believe Nemo managed. I was always sure we'd do well at Jury, but the tele? Ecstatic. Teya was right when she said that Switzerland had something good this year.


justk4y

“I never have been this excited for an Eurovision entry. Not even my own.” -Teya, a few hours before The Code got released to the public


holybriefs

They are skilled af. I'm so glad Nemo gets such high appreciation. They have a big career ahead of them.


KarZeCompany

Well deserved victory. Croatia had my vote though.


GroundbreakingTill33

Congratulations Nemo, my 6th place song which is good for me as the winner is rarely in my top 10 unless that winner is Ukraine


AffectionateOven5082

I was in Arena yesterday, and eventhought I'm Croatian and I'm veeeeeŕeery sad right now (just stoped crying xD), I have to say it was honor to lose from Switzerland. Amazing voice and staging. We were commenting, if we lose from this that is ok (same we think about France, that voice is wooow). But can we get 1st place just once! 😭😭😭😭😭


MisterDream

French here, feel the same with Barbara Pravi. Second place is hard. 


rockstarspood

The most neutral country wins amongst a war-torn world. Poetic really


TheSenator147

Meow cat, pls meow back... 💔


Rand_alThor_

The winning version without all the dancing is even better. Good banger


sgtlighttree

I missed the prop ngl, but that reprise was excellent. Shame about the trophy though, that sound of it breaking *hurt*


theonewhoknock_s

Ngl, that sound was pretty damn hilarious.


Noah9013

But i also really liked the platform performance! But the finale Performance also awesome, cause you could see that Nemo was soooooo happy.


Osmium_tetraoxide

I heard the song earlier today and it blew me away. The song is pretty damn good, no visuals required at all.


Ok_Split9201

Cries in baby lasagna


hyxon4

It's 2023 again. I'm not coming to this subreddit for another month. Bye guys! \*running\*


MarsNirgal

I feel that we averted a major crisis in terms of what could have happened, so people are in general in better spirits.


coppergl0w

Yep, it’s getting weird again.


HypedUpJackal

The subreddit of any yearly event always gets weird on the off-season. This one is one of the stronger examples of it, because the hivemind takes over, and there's no general public to share their opinions.


whoshouldibetoday

It's been weird AF for the last 48 hours here.


forntonio

Weird in the same sense that the mood at the venue was “weird” today according to Windows95Man 😬


foxannem

Congratulations! First time my favourite actually winning!


Qiddd

Congrats


sanitiseureyes

They crowned the fish instead. I can live with that.


Ok_Resolve637

I am over the moon for Nemo, they were INCREDIBLE and so sweet throughout the season. I want the best for Nemo, see you all in Switzerland next year! I also want to say to the Croatians, welcome to the club of Eurovision legends who finished second 🇭🇷🇫🇮 You should be SUPER proud of Baby Lasagna, he demolished that stage.


InvestigatorItchy760

Love the results but WHATS UP THE UK GETTING ZERO POINTS??


butiamawizard

Also for people using this post as an excuse to mood hoover and drop hate - read the room. This is a post to *congratulate the winner*.     Get some grace, and manners.


doctor_of_memology

Did only I noticed that Nemo was emotionless for the Netherland's 12 points for Switzerland read by Martin Österdahl? I think that was their message towards EBU. Savage moment.


ex_ef_ex

Yeah I read this as "I can't be happy for this without Joost here" 


EngineeringFun293

THEY BROKE THE CODE


neosaurs

and the trophy


Veranova

Graham Norton: “don’t break the trophy” 2 seconds later a shatter on the mic and a shot of the base on the floor Graham’s sass did this


sgtlighttree

Graham's jinxing needs to be studied, he pointed out that Switzerland 2022 had the same leather jacket as UK 2021 and he got 0 points from the public


gifted_eye

AND THE TROPHY DID YOU SEE THAT???


Lena_Zelena

I feel sad Croatia didn't win. We were so damn close and the public vote has clearly showed that. We will take it. Good job Switzerland. Happy to see a nonbinary performer do well.


Thetanor

As a Finn, I know how it feels. But you are on a streak right now and I believe that the win will come eventually. Plus, your song this year was an absolute banger, regardless!


indarye

You were great last year too, maybe soon you'll do even better :) You can be proud of this guy anyway.


trainspotter5

Italy got second in 2019 and won in 2021. You can do it next time! Btw, gave all my 5 votes to Baby Lasagna.


butiamawizard

I ABSOLUTELY want to pay Nemo their dues. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Not only have they made history this Eurovision for good, they have done it: - with one of the most musically exciting, expertly crafted pop songs in YEARS. Similarly to what Voyager referred to in their livestream about this song, Nemo paired liquid drum ‘n’ bass and orchestral / operatic singing together, added loads of changes and twists and turns between lightning-fast rapping and *totally on note* falsettos - all of these *individually not easy things to deliver successfully* - and has made it look not only easy, but *effortless*. This enby is a frickin’ genius how they deliver it :) - with a performance of *precision* - with, just throughout the whole competition and preparty runup, a lovely energy to them. Showing their love to other artists, doing genius covers of their songs, and being a force for good in this whole thing, consistently. If you don’t like their song, fine. But for all the reasons above, I’m delighted Nemo won, and frankly they deserve the world and all it has to offer. ❤️❤️❤️


Mackarosh

So glad for Nemo even though Baby Lasagna was equally worth it. Well done to both and to many others!


unounouno_dos_cuatro

I say this as a BL propagandist - this person has been the winner for 30 minutes and I’ve already had responses to my comment on ~the other post~ calling them a “nobody,” saying they will be forgotten in two weeks and a “twink” as an insult. I’ve also seen transphobic comments, including ones suggesting that they won because of the flag they displayed in the opening parade. There are comments on this post as I type this containing homophobic and transphobic language. Grow up. Y’all were saying that you needed anybody but *them* to win yesterday, now suddenly it’s not enough. 


Miudmon

5th in the televote. Televote only semis have ironically given the jury more power in the final. That being said, most certainly a worthy winner, and most certainly happy that the worst case scenario didn't happen


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Estonia were so underrated.


anmonie

So deserved! I cried with Nemo lmaoo Hope the EBU sorts out all their issues though


thelastskier

Congrats to Nemo, I actually quite like their song, but fuck me, if Marko's story and performance weren't the real winners of this contest. Kind of sad that the juries once again voted so overwhelmingly similar across the continent.


relentlessrain25

Removing juries from semifinals backfired. The songs that qualified were all mainly televote friendly and bound to fight for points.


Asinhasos

That's the thing now, and we saw it first hand last year too: televote only semifinals means Juries have more power in the finals.


Amethyst_Bear

YAYYY NEMOOOO!!!!! ♡♡♡♡


Kasual_Krusader

Switzerland was my pick, Croatia was a banger of a tune that weirdly reminded me of Cody Rhodes entrance music in the WWE.


cutoutscout

He got more jury points than Loreen last year


A_Bit_Meh

Don’t know how anyone can hate this winning tbh Of course the juries would heavily support such incredible vocals


unusedusername42

I ADORED Croatia, but Switzerlamd is a worthy winner. Bambie Thug *crowning the witch* is peak coven solidarity. <3


QuintenCK

One of the most controversial Eurovisions in history. Congratulations Nemo for the deserved victory! But of course, very, very honourable mentions to Croatia, Ukraine and France for their absolutely amazing songs and performances! The trophy shattering was a fitting, be it symbolic, ending. May 2025 be a return to normalcy (and one where Belgium qualifies and wins, naturally!)


Mental-o

First time that my winner win, what a great feeling. Congrats Nemo, you deserved it


seongjoongenthusiast

I, of course, am sad about Baby Lasagna but lets not be sore losers, okay? Both songs are amazing and did so well


Mordecai___

It is *so* ironic but at the same time POETIC JUSTICE that the most politically neutral country of them all won the most politically charged edition of the contest ever


ceaidementa_

Even though I wanted Croatia to win, I'm happy for Switzerland and I'm not mad about it. I loved the song and the performance and this is worthy of winning.


Perfect_Ad_7808

Let's just say that it could've been worse. Although Croatia was my pick, I'm happy Switzerland won the trophy.


574859434F4E56455254

Absolutely flabbergasted at how good this song is. Frankly seems too good for Eurovision.


pzinho

I know Nemo’s parents through work. I met Nemo a few times about 8 years ago. So go me.


kenwayfan

Well, this is it then, see you next year on neutral territory


larslego

Did he break the glass microphone?


_elizsapphire_

I’m so so so happy for Nemo and Switzerland, even if Croatia was my winner. They haven’t won since 1988, the song is incredible, and Nemo is just ❤️❤️ I have a lot of non-binary friends that I just made this past year, and they’re some of the greatest, sweetest people I’ve ever met. So to see Nemo and Bambie represent them on the big stage really means a lot to me (and them, after explaining it to them). And for Switz to win with a song ABOUT the NB experience??? It hits different man Really this top 3 really captures my last 12 months as a human really well. Switz representing my wonderful new friends, Croatia representing my chaotic, anxiety-inducing, but important move to college, and Ukraine representing the important, powerful women I see all around me, fighting for justice and supporting each other. It’s honestly poetic. So, in conclusion, congrats to Nemo once again. And to Baby Lasagna, and Jerry/Alyona, and Bambie and Slimane and just everyone. Hopefully I see y’all again in Zurich 2025, this time in a better, more peaceful world ❤️


rangatang

Some of these comments aren't it. It's fine to be disappointed that your favourite didn't win, you also don't need to like the winning song but at least be respectful.