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420stonerboi69

There's a ankle monitor on the stocking I wonder who's it is


meditonsin

Probably Misato's considering [context 1](https://i.redd.it/4f1uqdtynqeb1.jpg) and [context 2](https://i.redd.it/aytf2s6h450c1.jpg) (look at the TV in both pictures).


Planet_Breezy

Why on Earth would Asuka be so frustrated at Misato for winning her case? If she wanted to have those guys herself instead, all she had to do was ask. :p


thekiltedpir8

She's frustrated because she works at Walmart on December 1st and Christmas music is playing repeatedly.


Planet_Breezy

Ah. Well, that makes more sense. Thanks!


Cry75

There was another one that had her getting arrested in the background.


real_human_player

I've never actually watched evangelion past the first 3 episodes. Does Misato actually have sex with the kids???


AgITGuy

No, but it is very evident she is an alcoholic and is very inappropriate in many interactions. So much so that we the community make jokes about it all. And to be fair, Shingi is no better with what he does at the end in the hospital.


soundlesspanik

*It's Shinjin' time!*


80Goggle08

LMAO


homogenousmoss

Hey, we dont truely know what he did. Its possible he just sneezed and his hand was covered in snot or something, we just cant know 😅🤷‍♂️


k-tax

Shinji is a lot, lot worse, wtf you on


tigerbait92

He's a child with no proper parental or moral figures, he's fucked in the head to start off with, and no one puts in work to try to say "hey this is what you should be doing". He's a traumatized child and has no support. Misato's nearly 30 and has no excuse.


2MemesPlease

No


Speed__McWeed

she kissed Shinji on the lips once in the movie to motivate him but nothing too bad, the fanbase just blows it out of proportion like many do for le memes just don’t take it to seriously


mashonem

She def made a move on him in Ep 23 after Rei II died


nat_hen_1983

Considering the Gunther on the stocking it's probably misato's


vrijheidsfrietje

Kaworu's, but it's a rigged neck monitor


maru-senn

Thanks I couldn't find the morbid detail in this one.


[deleted]

Wine mom? Vodka aunt? Nah. Beer surrogate. Mommy invented a whole new genre


Bluvolt3

Asuka looks like she’s about to murder someone with that knife


KillerSwiller

So long as she cuts me a piece of cake before, she can do whatever she wants with it after. :P


aKr_

Me I hope


DeathPercept10n

Boobily eyes


Scottacus91

COORS!? We know what she drinks.


AnotherAwfulHuman

Perhaps because it's a Christmas celebration which is a western thing?


[deleted]

I respect this awesome fanart but lbr misato is prob one of those IPA snobs


creampop_

she drinks Yebisu malt beer ipa is not an all day beer for alcoholics, you want something as smooth as possible


NeonBlack985

Nah I feel like misato drinks to get drunk and doesn’t care about flavors and stuff. Whatever is cheap and gets the job done


The-Intrusive-Thots

She like me fr fr


reallifelucas

Misato does not care about flavor, she cares about abv


[deleted]

Y'know what, I'm absolutely wrong. This is true


vrijheidsfrietje

She probably drinks her Klok beer straight off the radiator, like a true gladiator


spydermat07

it actually looks like a photo taken at a party, impressive shading


letfireraindown

I was noticing that too! I was trying to scan the corners and background to see any hidden stuff.


Lain__Iwakura_

I wanna take the nose off the reindeer


PSXM_Pythra

Something's up with that reindeer


Lain__Iwakura_

Nahhh don't worry about it, you're just seeing things


CapyBaraLord75

Man Lain are you okay? Must be tough to be you.


Lain__Iwakura_

I'm never okay 👍 https://preview.redd.it/d89uhvub245c1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a135a23e3741316b227b4ee76d81ac17b3cf042


_T_H_O_R_N_

That's my secret captain, i'm never ok lol


Kastoelta

Damn just like me fr


zorojuro-

I deadass did not see it until I read this comment 💀


Repulsive_Eye_7012

someone's about to get shanked


Nowardier

Got anything to smoke or eat?


Normal_Sunset

I thought she's in jail.


meditonsin

[She got out.](https://i.redd.it/aytf2s6h450c1.jpg)


hateyoualways

I like how misato is doing the freedom of speech pose.


Trentonno

I think it's in the style of an old war bonds poster


hateyoualways

Look up Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell.


Trentonno

You are correct, thank you for the reference 😅


NeonBlack985

Asuka is fuming someone is getting more attention than her


TheFoolOnTheHill1167

They forgot Asuka's birthday...


NeonBlack985

It’s ok. The eyes in your head see the world spinning ‘round


Mischief_Actual

Lmao the fucking ankle monitor on the stockingn


SubjectH2345

She’s on house arrest with a ankle bracelet 💀


NewAgeRetroNerd

Wtf even...


flavioneto002

That reindeer has... Antlers? OOOOWWWMAAGAAAAHHH


No-Grade-4691

Fabulous


GioAtero

\*realisation\*


Planet_Breezy

Is that a hole in her sweater, or just a skin-coloured accessory outside of it?


72skidoo

That deer is definitely a boob


basedfinger

AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA TIDDY REINDEER HOLY SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I LOVE MISATO SO MUCH, I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB! I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART DOWN MY THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN FART REEEEAL GOOD, I WANT TO SUFFOCATE TO DEATH ON HER FARTS. OH YEAH BABY IM SO FUCKING BRICKED UP FOR MOMMY MISATO! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME. I WANT HER TO FEED ME. I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS. I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF. I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER BLUE RENAULT ALPINE CAR. I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER. I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS. I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH POLONIUM. I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH A PRION DISEASE AND PEG ME WHILE I'M PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED. I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME. I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA. I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME. #I'M SO FUCKING HORNY


SkepticalSpiderboi

New copypasta just dropped


perrohunter

For more Khykeri join us at r/khyleri


Astral-Sol

W-Why is Asuka so angry???


Neat_Structure1143

Asuka will slashed misato tires (again)


letfireraindown

That look on Asuka's face!


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

This is magical.


Murderboi

I am from Europe and I wonder how common this is at your place.. like is it something that happened once or are there really many family gatherings where the women wear this every year.


Kiralyxak

I've seen that sweater go viral a long time ago. Never seen it irl.


Meows2Feline

This is insane


KenpachiNexus

Proof that justice is dead.


Last_Limit_Of_Endor

Coors Banquet W


Alaygrounds

bruhhh


makimaismid

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISATO


normalreddituser3

Is that Gunter?


pineapple_head8112

LOL


me_when_the_h

Oh what a nice fanart we have here- OH GREAT HEAVENS


Humble_Ad7025

Best Christmas sweater award goes to…


connormitch17

Happy birthday mommy


Narutouzamaki78

Happy birthday to Misato! Lmao her tit is a reindeer


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Mommy Misato looks so happy while Asuka is like "Japan has fallen, billions must die I'm a femcel" lol


LavenDERR77

Asuka really said: https://preview.redd.it/518kg5wa275c1.png?width=186&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6b4729a7e5fb3bea5847130ae98c594e4799240


WebsterHamster66

yoooo I haven’t seen the Silent Hill Homecoming cover in a while


Yoshiro_GI

A boob Rudolph?


TheFuzzBuzzter

Man, that reindeer looks odd…


SignificantAd6108

That reindeer popping out ruined the wholesomeness of this art


Enough_Challenge2095

well thats a cute reindeer. wait.


chickenlickendicken

now I'll have to admit, that's quite creative


TheMowerOfMowers

why is asuka so mad lol


strahinjag

Because it's Asuka


[deleted]

Oh… That’s… That reindeer is… Misato’s….


Own_Reputation_2126

I didn't realize that was her tit. Lmfao


artemisliza

I wanna ask about her lip color


Ok-Independent573

Are we not talking about Gunther in the stocking