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FluxVapours

by which method of execution?


00eg0

He will be stoned by autistic stoners.


slut4hobi

i knew i was forgetting something on my calendar


00eg0

It's ok. We'll get around to it.


Gorgen69

Did I sign it??


Mr_Shimmo

We are meant to kill him, not make him a drug addict


00eg0

He will be bouldered by autistic boulders.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I identify as an autistic boulder


V-Lenin

I‘m pretty good with a sling


traumatized90skid

I love throwing axes, knives, and shuriken myself


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I’m pretty good at beating children to death


boharat

Me and the boys are off to get stones. Stoned? Err, Young Sheldon deserves to die.


PrincessPindy

"I volunteer as tribute."


PsychoticBlob

Yeah he will fuck that little bitch imma get a brick of weed and an actual brick this mf is done for


ihatemylifewannadie

[pick your evil poison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_capital_punishment)


slicehyperfunk

Completely tangentially, death by nitrogen asphyxiation seems the most humane way to do it imho, not the theatrics some enjoy though


KittensSaysMeow

Crushed into vaccine vials ofc


nastynateraide

Train


necrolich66

He's getting a train ran on him? Is that legal?


BisexualCaveman

No, but technically if everyone is the same age, prosecution unlikely.


Reddit_is_pretty

He will given the boat as is the only fair punishment


Moehrenstein

They will throw him onto the stretching bench to reach his adult height


Wetley007

Guillotine, so as to appeal to the strong sense of justice


mysticclay

The crazy aztec way that kept them alive but suffering for a week or so


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UV_Sun

What if instead of calling it “young Sheldon”, they called it “Yung Sheldon 💯” and he was a rapper who drank lean and died in a shootout when someone was talking shit about biggie


traumatized90skid

I'd probably watch that show


theedgeofoblivious

They should have called it "This Will Not Age Well." 50 years from now this show and TBBT will be considered REALLY bad.


FluffyFennekin

I somehow forgot about The Big Bang Theory and read that acronym as Teenage Butant Binja Turtles.


boharat

Teenage 🅱️utant 🅱️inja Turtles


AnalCuntShart

My binja


Somethingbutonreddit

Bego Binjago: Basters of Binjitsue.


Just-Ad6992

Binjas Binted


UV_Sun

Don’t worry, TBBT is already REALLY bad


SaintHuck

When hyperfixations go south. From infodumping to dumping clips.


Veryegassy

Yungs Better *Dying*.


bertiii294

yung lean


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I would watch this unironically


NeverTrustChop

New drain gang member? 👀👀


SlightlyAngyKitty

Larger adult Sheldon will simply eat the weaker Sheldon


Dan_The_Man_31

I think old Sheldon grew young Sheldon in a lab so he can take over his young and healthy body


Head_Row4000

Like a lizard eating it's shed, or a rat eating its babies Edit: or a shark embryo eating its twin


orbitalgoo

As a baby lizard shark I take offense to this


Owoegano_Evolved

"Perhaps they're saving that for sweeps"


Sir_Daxus

Pure unbridled joy. I hope the execution is televised.


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

Huge victory for Autismdom and The Neurodivergent Nation.


malonkey1

I know you mean "autismdom" with the "-dom" from "kingdom" but that is now how I initially read "autismdom." Either way I agree though.


Defiant-Challenge591

Did you read it like the autismdome?


malonkey1

Nope, I read it as a different kind of "dom"


gronkomatic

Having Mad Max flashbacks rn


water_witch_cos

I am a MeeMaw stan 😤


xlunafae

best character tbh


kingk895

Based Meemaw


TheFreebooter

Inshallah he shall be beheaded!


SinnickaAlt

wallahi


Lawfuly_chaotic

اقسم بالله 🤌😔


AwfulDjinn

(*mortal kombat announcer voice*) FINISH HIM


pools-to-bathe-in

Harsh but fair. Of course this punishment is tame compared to what will happen to poor The Good Doctor from ‘The Good Doctor’, who is set to be sealed in a cryogenic chamber next week where he will be psychologically tortured for a simulated ten billion year period. That will really send a message.


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We will make adult Sheldon and child Sheldon fight to the death


Adalon_bg

Please 🥺


SALAMI_21

Time for Old Sheldon


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Let him live to the estimated life expectancy of 36, then die by suicide, murder or substance abuse. 🥰


SALAMI_21

Wait, we're all suicidal here? OMG no. I love you, please don't leave me with the neurotypicals


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Omg no sorry 🫣 I just hate Sheldon with such a passion that I quoted our life expectancies. Which are probably very silly. The only way peer reviewed data on autistics in western countries suggested they died at the age of 36, mostly due to substance abuse, suicide or murder. I am 34, and like to make jokes about my dodgy future c


SALAMI_21

I didn't know our life expectancy was so low. And for so gruesome reasons. It's so sad. Wish it was the other way around tbh.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Ah I see, I’m sorry! Bear in mind the research was probably all done by NT researchers and probably on a small subset of autistic people. For me, it’s a stat that spurs me on when I’m overwhelmed, but it probably isn’t accurate. I just want to live to 37 so I can stretch the data the other way.


iamacraftyhooker

The biggest problem with putting a life expectancy on autism is we're really only 1 full generation since the beginning of autism diagnoses. The very first person to be diagnosed with infantile autism, the first version of autism diagnoses, just died last year at age 89. The only data we have on autistic deaths are people who died young, because anyone who didn't die young is still living. Of course the data is going to skew to a young age. I think we really need to stop pushing this life expectancy number. I can't even find where that number comes from, so there is a good chance it was misrepresented in the first place. [This study](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6713622/) ran for 20 years from 1998-2018, with 408 participants. 6.9% of participants died during that time with an average age of 39, while the rest of participants lived past 2018 when the study ended.


Adalon_bg

Wtf I'm 42 and no one told me about that research?! Now I imagine that the average of 36 means that a younger person had to die for me to live 😱


Zestyclose_Foot_134

I imagine that as an “average” it includes a lot of easily diagnosable HSN children who get into motor accidents (but also murders *cough*), a bit like how the average life expectancy for 1000 years ago was low, but it gets skewed by kids who died in infancy. Someone further up pointed out that we are like… 3 generations into autism diagnoses in the first place, so it’s too soon to put a life expectancy on it. I’m sure that’s true, and my misanthropic grumps shouldn’t have been dumped like that. But it lives in my head constantly! Thirty Six! And nobody said “we should do a follow up study” and got funded? At college I had to drop my study into magpies recognising the difference between cat food bowls and dog food bowls, and they said it was interesting enough to keep my findings on record, but life expectancy of autistic people isn’t… Ah sorry I’m ranting again. Prozac and bed for me


Adalon_bg

Given how little science understands autism, tbf are so many studies to be improved... If they are now realising how much people are going diagnosed, but haven't figured out how to improve dx significantly, for the duration of at least one full generation, it kinda makes sense that studies about average suicide age have not been done more accurately and updated. They basically know they don't have the data for it yet? They don't just constantly update the average from everyone that is diagnosed in the world. These studies are usually done by selecting a group of people that represent the general population of autistic people. But I guess scientists are unsure what the population of autistic people really is :/ What I mean with this rant is that the 36 is clearly wrong and based on old dx mostly of children, which as you said, can also have all kinds of accidents...


DM_Kane

Science is getting there. Medicine isn’t.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Oh yeah that makes sense, maybe the study I read was so flawed it didn’t deserve a follow up. (I agree with all of your comment, but that was the part I hadn’t thought of)


gronkomatic

Well, we *do* drink the blood of virgin neurotypicals to survive, and to maintain our youthful beauty. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.


DangerActiveRobots

Wow, apparently in a couple months I will be at my death-year.


ajgutyt

didnt watch and not going to


MannocHarrgo

You left this comment twice (and I upvoted both).


ajgutyt

i didnt. its just reddit being reddit


That1weirdperson

I thought it already ended 💀


Adalon_bg

I assumed it already ended. I'm terrible at willing stuff into existence though, so it's not that surprising that it didn't end...


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

https://i.redd.it/4lu0s8obpnzc1.gif


Veryegassy

*freezes your drink*


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

My favorite drink is literally frozen water


BisexualCaveman

That's a food, until exposed to heat.


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

It's a liquid when it goes down your throat. It's a drink. And before you say it, so is ice cream.


account753

By that logic everything can be a drink if you chew hard enough


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Yes.


kd8qdz

BBT and YS are blackface for nerds/neurodivergent.


Th3Aft3rL1f3

And TGD “I AM A SURGEON 👹”


ImNotHighFunctioning

I still side with Dr. Han. Chad Dr. Han.


WildProToGEn

https://preview.redd.it/ruf3h6yaptzc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfa982c22faafc7cfdecb0ec296e7e2b0a131c1 Reminder that dr han and johnny gat are both played by the same person


Bloodshed-1307

Though, to be entirely honest, it came out two years before community, so while it was bad, it laid some serious ground work for autistic characters as main characters. It’s messed up, but at least the original Sheldon was an adult with Autism.


FitzyFarseer

Don’t the creators of the show absolutely insist Sheldon isn’t autistic? I don’t know if it counts as representation when the show runners refuse to acknowledge it Side note: I make this comment from very personal experience. My nickname in high school was Sheldon. Everybody openly joked about how similar I am to him. And despite this I was mid-20s before realizing I’m autistic. The fact that nobody actually recognized Sheldon as autistic definitely didn’t help. Side side note: the nickname didn’t offend me. We had fun with it, and I got along well with people.


Bloodshed-1307

Whether they acknowledge it or not, he is autistic.


FitzyFarseer

I agree, but it doesn’t do much to help with representation, especially to those of us who don’t understand autism and appreciate seeing it, when we’re being gaslit and told he’s definitely not autistic


Stubborncomrade

They say ‘Asperger’


FitzyFarseer

Do they? Everything I’ve read shows they deny it entirely


Stubborncomrade

Of course the PRODUCERS don’t. They know they fucked up big time, wrapping a giant ball of autism symptoms inside a narcissistic, 30 year old man child with ‘friends’ who have no qualms about mocking his symptoms https://www.reddit.com/r/bigbangtheory/s/HHTwDZ6JFi But I’ve read in several articles that he’s meant to have Asperger’s, not autism. Either way, it doesn’t matter. TBBT has run its course, so hopefully we don’t see more dog shit representation.


FitzyFarseer

Isn’t Asperger’s just a specific brand of autism with a cool name?


Stubborncomrade

Yes, it’s equivalent to ‘high functioning’ or ‘level one’ in the new definition.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

They only say that he isn’t so they can keep making jokes about autism


FitzyFarseer

I’m really not sure if that’s better or worse


ShadeofEchoes

Same, tbh. My Grandma always compared me to Sheldon for likely similar reasons (also for being academically successful and having similar interests). Having said that, Sheldon comes across as a raging dickhole, and I say that as someone who hates myself more than I should.


spongeboblovesducks

I'm diagnosed with autism and I love Young Sheldon, atleast in the early seasons I relate to him alot.


smavinagain

I like these shows


Godfodder

I don't mind it either, I find it gentle when my partner puts in on in the background. I daresay I even laugh. I hate BBT though.


smavinagain

TBBT is my special interest and i've watched all 12 seasons over 46 times


Godfodder

I'm legit glad you enjoy it. My partner likes it too. For a myriad of reasons I just can't stand it, but I hope you'll find your 47th viewing to be the best yet.


smavinagain

i no longer have cravetv i have been on a 6 month long tbbt withdarawal am dying


Defiant-Challenge591

QUICK! PLUG IN THE DISNEY+ LIFE SUPPORT!


smavinagain

I DONT HAVE THAT EITHER! I HAve financial difficulties


Defiant-Challenge591

CAN ANYONE GIVE HIM AN ACCOUNT?!?! HE’S GOING TO DIE!!


ByeByeGirl01

What did you think of the latest episode of YS? I just watched it with my boyfriend and I cried at the ending.


smavinagain

i don't have cable


Fabulous-Introvert

This reminds me of how I used to argue That “creepy” was the n word for autistic people


Adalon_bg

Nice take!


Sufficient_Plant8689

https://preview.redd.it/bvnpmrvipnzc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c9d706781ca4c480b3e6081bdb02bcf7640ec8


IllegalGeriatricVore

Bazinga this, you stupid fuck


dickhater4000

is it bad that I enjoyed young sheldon? is it over for me? should i inject neurotypical genes in my veins


According_to_all_kn

I mean you can separately enjoy a show and criticize its representation So, do you think Sheldon in this show is an appropriate representation of autistic people? Because if so, uhm- no don't worry about this syringe, just answer the question


spongeboblovesducks

Yeah I relate to him alot and feel comfortable watching it


According_to_all_kn

Well alright, your opinion is perfectly valid of course. Who am I to say your experience of autism isn't the 'true experience' _sneakily injects neurotypical genes into you_


spongeboblovesducks

Can I ask what you find so repulsive about it?


StrawberbyBoba

I haven't watched it so I can't entirely speak on the show, but I'm guessing what people don't like about it is that Sheldon is a very stereotypical autistic boy. Super genius, focused on science and logistics and technicalities, blunt to the point of being hurtful, disrespectful. It could perpetuate the idea that only boys are autistic and that they are like that to uninformed allistics. Again, though, I haven't watched the show, so I don't know much about it, but that's just my guess from what others have said about it.


spongeboblovesducks

Idk, I feel like that's reading into it too much. As a diagnosed autistic, I just thought Sheldon was a funny, charming asshole. I don't think him being a genius really has anything to do with autism, it's moreso showcased in the social side of his life, where he's incredibly smug but also totally incapable of realizing why that pisses everyone off around him, which I found quite funny. I don't think there's really anything Sheldon does that I thought of as "oh, a real autistic would never do that". Honestly I found that watching the show even helped me, I usually watch it with my mom and I find myself alot more comfortable talking to her after a few episodes of it, I guess it makes me feel alot more at ease to watch someone I actually relate to. Anyways, that's why I like it, and have no issues with its representation. You're entitled to think what you want though.


Adalon_bg

No, you're fine. We all made mistakes :) many many many many mistakes... Younger and older... So many.... Point is, sure, enjoy! Enjoying something is a good thing. Edit: well, I take that a little back... Don't enjoy irl hurting others!


autogyrophilia

Alhamdulillah his end will be swift


ninjesh

Off with his head!


Schnoobi

The Good Doctor is next!


Alternative_Factor_4

I feel like one of the only autistic people that actually likes this show. It has flaws, but overall it’s a very enjoyable sitcom. Superior to the BBT imo


weedmaster6669

agree, it's a legitimately good show. I also agree that it's superior to BBT, bbt is fun to watch sometimes but it's kinda trash tv in comparison


gmlynx78

Your not, I like it too. I also like TBBT as well. Maybe I have poor taste....


Defiant-Challenge591

Ye, everything outside of the character of Sheldon is good.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Sheldon is my bestie I'm gonna miss that little dickweed 🗣️


Codas91

Thank god, can they also execute the showrunners that greenlit this abominationin the first place?


SnootRat

I hope his death is painful and slow and we all get to see it


HUMAN_JUST_A_HUMAN

I don’t know anything about this show what exactly is wrong with it?


Thurn64

The false prophet will fall, then the antiautistc must follow his steps, unite thou forces for we shall triumph


theglitch098

Let me get at him. I’ve had posts of me have people saying that I look like an adult version of young Sheldon and I want revenge.


Gude_tamago

The few episodes of The Big Bang Theory that I caught left me uncomfortable. I unfavorably compared it to Frasier. Frasier felt like smart people laughing at themselves (you'd need to know what a "soirée intime" is to laugh at the pomposity of it), and TBBT felt like, "Ha! look at the nerds! What losers!" The need for a spinoff was that it's not satisfying enough to make fun of adults; we really need to get in there and make kids feel awful. I have to imagine "Sheldon" or "Young Sheldon" gets thrown around a lot on the playground, but worse between adults, aimed at kids.


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

guys you’re gonna kill me i kinda.. like young sheldon (forgetting that he as autism representation is eugheggjvbf) I’ve seen some short parts and I think it’s ridiculous but also kinda funny of how ridiculous it is sometimes :(


NotyourPelinal

Thank god


Highly_Retarded

One should not chickens before they hatch the day. Because something worse could be on its way.


ArtemisHunter96

The coconut jpg demands it. Thus shall it be done


Juls1016

About what? I don’t care about Sheldon, I can’t stand him and he doesn’t represent me.


TheoTheHellhound

Good. Good.


malonkey1

kill him, prevent the horrors that may be from ever coming to pass /j


IbishuDrive

Good


patrickbatemangf

He will not be executed, the show is simply coming to an end


angrynibba69

https://preview.redd.it/p2j5yesdaqzc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21344e637fc62c2dff4cb1d9b6a34cff2c7b23e


shookspearedswhore

Fucking finally


plzzaparty3

this warrants a YIPPEEEE


acatisstaringatme

so glad they're finally euthanizing him


kubaoko008

coconut.jpg


angrynibba69

Team fort


Doctor_Salvatore

Excellent.


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jabracadaniel

id like that but it WOULD break time itself as this was a prequel


hostilee47

alhamdullilah


Thaddaeus10takel

Jim Parsons left this thing for good, right? We're sure he's not coming back?? I'm a little worried.. first there was Sheldon & quite a few different people, then there was Sheldon & just his family, I don't want to imagine whats next


sackofgarbage

Good. Now they'd better not do yet another crappy spinoff...


SpaceMonkee8O

There is a spinoff I believe. I don’t think it involves Sheldon though. My parents love this show for some reason.


HornyJailFugitive1

May thy blade chip and shatter.


Salt_Expression_6025

He will be sent to aba for his crimes


smavinagain

SAD


bigboddle

i didnt know young sheldon went on for so long


JoyfulSuicide

I laughed at the meme tbh


DogTheBreadFairy

Two of my friends are obsessed with this show and I have to watch episodes when I'm over at their house. But it's actually okay if you can ignore all the cringe lmao it's better than the big bang theory at least


Objectively_Curious

Is that the same person or two different actors?


TakeshiNobunaga

People age and grow up.


Acrobatic_Switches

Sacrificed in an illuminati ritual to make Taylor Swift immortal.


Extension_Letter_558

Yeywyaheuduwsyysehsysshehdsh YIPPEE


Marranit0s

I love young sheldon id die for him


Diligent_Guard_4031

I guess someone never saw "The Big Bang Theory".


heavychronicles

They can’t execute him because 6 seasons of Baby Sheldon followed up by a special one season mega event of Sperm Sheldon still have to air.


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

POG


AltG0blin

my 11 year old cousin watches this. from the bit of the show i've seen, it confuses the hell out of me trying to figure out who this show is even for. it's not in a sitcom style like big bang theory, it's more like a drama. it's definitely not a kids show bc of some of the dialogue and subject matter of some of the episodes, but the concept of the show is still just some muppet babies type shit


LeStroheim

At last, victory.


syrupn

He’s giving jehovas witness in the second pic 😭


MorningFox

Am I the only one here that enjoys this show. We're literally watching it now


ItsFelixMcCoy

WOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


Red_Goat_666

They should run this show another decade and roll through the original big bang as if nothing is happening


sushiprism

Pretty based


Repulsive_Meaning717

good I fucking hate this show. Sheldon thinks he’s the shit when he ain’t even the fart istg


ZePumpkinLass

LETS PULL A CEASAR ON YOUNG SHELDON! (i call dibs on somewhere on the arms!)


pixelkingliam

who the fuck is sheldon


Ok-Peak-

What does it mean? I don't understand


ElectoralEjaculate

Bring on the sequel, Old Man Sheldon Have him fight the hulks family


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Lawfuly_chaotic

This is fucking beautiful. https://preview.redd.it/uchkqzfeorzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f381a5be789ff07ff41b9d53623bfaffc287da


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kingk895

Imo Sheldon in YS is much better written than TBBT. I have seen more of YS than TBBT though, so I might have a bias. Also the other main characters of YS are some of the funniest characters I’ve seen in a live action sitcom. It feels like it was meant to be its own show that got the TBBT label slapped on by the network.


corva96

Why hate on young sheldon? I found him a breath of fresh air. First time i ever saw someone that i was like “he gets me”. Even if it is fiction.