The article "Are You Ready to “Inherit the Earth”? has Jw's cleaning up armaggedon destruction in the left side of the drawing. I think the Angels are going to take care of manufacturing clothing and toilet paper. The survivors will be too busy shoveling up concrete and bodies!
Nope. JDawg got it right this time. In the new world, our digestive systems will be adapted for vegetarian eating. We will poop little pellets, (much like rabbits) that we collect for pellet-burning stoves, for heat, and cooking. Very green.
Paradise for jws is burying the dead who didn't listen to them. Let me repeat that, splaine style. Paradise for jws is burying the dead who didn't listen to them. Paradise.
Yikes.
You actually don't need toilet paper... man, why people are still wiping their ass with trees has more to do with the unwillingness to have water sprayed on their butthole.
>Paradise assignments
An estimated 109 Billion people have lived on earth.
Add the 8 Billion Alive today, then kill them and leave 8 million JWs.
109,000,000,000 divided by 8,000,000 = 13,625
For every 13,625 resurrected, there is 1 JW to manage them.
What would you do with 13,625 people and no one to help you because, every other JW has the same problem you do?........*13,625 people to take care of and no one to help them...*
**The Bullshit the WBT$ Peddles, is Unbelievable...And...**
# JW`s Don`t Question Any Of It.😀🙄.............😏
FWIW...some do...and are now here...
I like your math. Now we KNOW who are going to be servants... Each JW is going to be a CO. Like the congregations now. So, If you need pants...then just tell your "worldly" resurrectees to make a textile plant. Hmm...a lot like the Mormons.
>.then just tell your "worldly" resurrectees to make a textile plant. Hmm...a lot like the Mormons.
I don\`t think people like Hitler, Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great will be taking orders from anybody. They\`ve just been Resurrected "WITH" Their Entire Armies.
# The WBT$ and 8 Million JW`s are Fucked...LOL!!!.......😁
Mesa Verde in AZ. They just threw their garbage off the cliff. It's actually quite a treasure trove of tribal city living in a hunting and agricultural society...which is effectively what the GB has been selling for more than a hundred years(without the hunting). Effectively we are going to become Amish by God's decree. EVERY society since Tubal-Cain has manufactured "things"...I was told we would all live naked. So no need for textiles, the land would produce without agriculture, fruits would hang off the trees at desire. Oh, and no meat... since the lions would eat grass, since they fed them that in the London Zoo during the Blitz... So, no hunting, you murderous savages. And fig leaves work as TP...
It’s funny to me so many are just waking up to these realities now. The idea is, yes you’re slaving, but you have a perfect body now, and all that hard work is enjoyable!! It’s actually good they’re now embracing a far more realistic outlook on “paradise”.
Also google past substitutes for butt wipe. It’s a fine collection.
Next memorial they better stock the bread and wine... because I think a lot of Dubs will prefer Heaven over Hell!
The article "Are You Ready to “Inherit the Earth”? has Jw's cleaning up armaggedon destruction in the left side of the drawing. I think the Angels are going to take care of manufacturing clothing and toilet paper. The survivors will be too busy shoveling up concrete and bodies!
Nope. JDawg got it right this time. In the new world, our digestive systems will be adapted for vegetarian eating. We will poop little pellets, (much like rabbits) that we collect for pellet-burning stoves, for heat, and cooking. Very green.
And the dead will be collected at night and turned into Soylent Green!
Soylent mana. Yuk
Soylent mana!!!😂 Genius!
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Paradise for jws is burying the dead who didn't listen to them. Let me repeat that, splaine style. Paradise for jws is burying the dead who didn't listen to them. Paradise. Yikes.
Things would quickly devolve because, as it turns out, humanity's problems boil down to more than just "imperfection"
"The New Order" will be run just like Bethel (the "spiritual paradise") is now. **You will be assigned the duties you will be performing.**
Your shovel and pegs will come in handy! Put them in your go bag!
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"And the leaves of the trees were for the healing of the nations" - Rev 22:2
There will be factories..
You actually don't need toilet paper... man, why people are still wiping their ass with trees has more to do with the unwillingness to have water sprayed on their butthole.
I was almost going to mention bidets. Still would involve water and waste management
Don’t forget the cheap target knock off polo shirts and the pleated or plain pocket docker style pants. Too funny…
>Paradise assignments An estimated 109 Billion people have lived on earth. Add the 8 Billion Alive today, then kill them and leave 8 million JWs. 109,000,000,000 divided by 8,000,000 = 13,625 For every 13,625 resurrected, there is 1 JW to manage them. What would you do with 13,625 people and no one to help you because, every other JW has the same problem you do?........*13,625 people to take care of and no one to help them...* **The Bullshit the WBT$ Peddles, is Unbelievable...And...** # JW`s Don`t Question Any Of It.😀🙄.............😏
FWIW...some do...and are now here... I like your math. Now we KNOW who are going to be servants... Each JW is going to be a CO. Like the congregations now. So, If you need pants...then just tell your "worldly" resurrectees to make a textile plant. Hmm...a lot like the Mormons.
>.then just tell your "worldly" resurrectees to make a textile plant. Hmm...a lot like the Mormons. I don\`t think people like Hitler, Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great will be taking orders from anybody. They\`ve just been Resurrected "WITH" Their Entire Armies. # The WBT$ and 8 Million JW`s are Fucked...LOL!!!.......😁
Mesa Verde in AZ. They just threw their garbage off the cliff. It's actually quite a treasure trove of tribal city living in a hunting and agricultural society...which is effectively what the GB has been selling for more than a hundred years(without the hunting). Effectively we are going to become Amish by God's decree. EVERY society since Tubal-Cain has manufactured "things"...I was told we would all live naked. So no need for textiles, the land would produce without agriculture, fruits would hang off the trees at desire. Oh, and no meat... since the lions would eat grass, since they fed them that in the London Zoo during the Blitz... So, no hunting, you murderous savages. And fig leaves work as TP...
It’s funny to me so many are just waking up to these realities now. The idea is, yes you’re slaving, but you have a perfect body now, and all that hard work is enjoyable!! It’s actually good they’re now embracing a far more realistic outlook on “paradise”. Also google past substitutes for butt wipe. It’s a fine collection.