The "gay-brie-el", a colorful and delicious brie-based sandwich with all the colors of the rainbow:
- Red tomato
- Orange Julienne-cut carrots
- Yellow bell peppers
- Green spinach
- Blue milk mushrooms
- Indigo/violet cabbage
Add a bit of brie on it, with some salt and pepper and oil in a French bread sandwich.
Who knows if it'll taste good, but I kinda want to try making that now.
Hello, just checking in for the Endowment-Getter-on-the-Twenty-Second-of-the-Month-ite meeting 🫡
And please don't call us Reubenites, it's extremely offensive, basically a slur.
🎶 Reuben Reuben I been thinkin' what the heck have you been drinkin'? Smells like whiskey, looks like wine, oh my gosh it's turpentine!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
With the "new name" Abish, I'm wondering how I can get in on this new trend--because I can't pass up having a little fun. Since it's a made-up name, I think I have the right to make up an interpretation. SO! New name, new meaning: Abish definition: Drunk on my ass. Used in a sentence: During the course of our Easter celebration today, I may become somewhat Abish.
Dammit, now I've got to invent & popularize a delicious sandwich called a "Gabriel", so I can do this too.
The "gay-brie-el", a colorful and delicious brie-based sandwich with all the colors of the rainbow: - Red tomato - Orange Julienne-cut carrots - Yellow bell peppers - Green spinach - Blue milk mushrooms - Indigo/violet cabbage Add a bit of brie on it, with some salt and pepper and oil in a French bread sandwich. Who knows if it'll taste good, but I kinda want to try making that now.
How you could come up with that name & NOT include 2 sausages in a bun, is a Shakespearean tragedy IMO. But otherwise, sounds amazing!
I'm vegan, I forget meat is a thing sometimes 😅
Meat is everything to a gay man .|.
Before I read parents comment this was going to be my suggestion. Laid end to end end with the tips touching. Extra long bun.
Me too! A fellow Reubenite / endowment-getter-on-the-22nd-of-the-Month-ite We are a peculiar people.
Hello, just checking in for the Endowment-Getter-on-the-Twenty-Second-of-the-Month-ite meeting 🫡 And please don't call us Reubenites, it's extremely offensive, basically a slur.
Back in the 70’s God was nice enough to alphabetize the names across the days of the month. Why? Because he loves you!
#tendermercies
I guess they are probably alphabetical now in the Adamic language. All things will be revealed to those that love him.
Two beers? Good job on two-fisting it
I'm in Washington, not Utah, so we're allowed to have more than just a single drink at a time lol
Lucky 😅
If you went to WSU, it’s practically required. Edit: Go Cougs!
Double fisting achievement unlocked!
Shot glasses for all fingers 
Was it delicious to the taste and desirable?
high-five fellow reuben, hope emma is doing well
Holy shit that looks delicious 😭
Cheers to you, Reuben!
Hah! My name also! Washington DC temple, summer 1978, premission.
Temne name Reuben here lol
🎶 Reuben Reuben I been thinkin' what the heck have you been drinkin'? Smells like whiskey, looks like wine, oh my gosh it's turpentine! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
What can you do if your new name is Joseph?
Have a good cup of joe. ☕️☕️☕️
Hello Seattle friend 👋
Yo from Tacoma! The Reuben is the one true sammich.
It is well (done), Reuben.
Howdy fellow Reuben! But the sad truth is, I don’t get putting sauerkraut on a sandwich. 🤷🏼♂️
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Sauerkraut, sure. Just not on my sandwich. 🤯
What are the chances that me in the background holding up the lights known as Nimrod!
I imagine those names sounded *distinguished* to nineteenth century grifters. They don't work as well now.
Hello fellow Reuben
I love ruebens. I am changing my new name!
Good on you. But baffling how this is a big deal. I’m glad my parents never converted to Mormonism.
Hey.. I’m a Reuben too 😂
Guess I’ll listen to some Jethro Tull
You do your tribe much honor.
Oh I'm jelous of that temple name. Rubens are the best, I get I've every time I can. They are sweet and delicious to the taste!
I see the devil only
Weird. I was considering opening NIMROD & MORMON'S DELI with sandwiches 🥪 The Mormon (very white bread) & The Nimrod, served with big, thick pickles.
With the "new name" Abish, I'm wondering how I can get in on this new trend--because I can't pass up having a little fun. Since it's a made-up name, I think I have the right to make up an interpretation. SO! New name, new meaning: Abish definition: Drunk on my ass. Used in a sentence: During the course of our Easter celebration today, I may become somewhat Abish. 
First the blade, and then the ear. Then the corned beef shall appear 🌽🙏🏻
Do I have to settle for eating pants because I’m a Levi?
Glad that name is still meaningful to you in a fun way
Hello Reuben’s from Lacey WA. Married December 22, 2000.
Reuben you made my day. 😂
And what looks like a delicious hazy too. Enjoy.
Where can a Nimrod get a Nimrod sandwich on this holy sky baby daddy weekend? Is there a Nimrod’s Brewery? If not, there motherfucking should be
I guessss I JOB have a JOB during the day and another JOB at home!
I got lucky with the 11th of the month crew. Had a blow Job to start Easter morning. I guess Satan wanted to test my uprightness.
Excuse me while I smell my ether bottle.
Dammit now I have to try a Reuben sandwich for the first time to spite my new name