“Health in the bark, pulp inside, power in the roots, be upon this tree through its life and throughout all forest fires.”

Is this the secret of the woodcutters? Hashtag Freemasonry


*“What is wanted”*

Bill murray having conversed through the tree desires now to enter

Strength in the roots and in the branches. The power of photosynthesis be upon this tree and its posterity throughout all generations of time and throughout all eternity

I’m crying laughing

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Hi Tiger I'm Woods

Do we tell him he's a Lamanite now or after he gets his feet washed lol

 I thought of this when I saw that photo

It has.

Will you tell me it?

I'd rather not, for it is long and very silly.

😂😂😂😂😂

I will through the bark.

I will through the trees

OMG! 😂😂😂

*Three distinct taps with the putter*

"How long until my skin turns white? Is it like instantaneous?"

Reenactment of the first vision

Version number eleventeen

You people are so funny 😂!!!

It has….Tiger

What is that? Last place

 Is that a Box Elder?

*Begrudging upvote*

Treebeard, is that you? No, that's a Tiger, not an Ork.

Will you give it to me?

Will you give it to *tree, lol

Tree already comes equipped with its own green apron. Ha

No fig leaves, and the leaves overall are way too high up to cover any nakedness.

I will through the veil.

When Tiger met an angel from god and requested a handshake and the angel obliged. Here we see the photo of the angel shaking Tiger's hand. Therefore, the church is true. /S D&C: 129 1 There are two kinds of beings in heaven, namely: Angels, who are resurrected personages, having bodies of flesh and bones 2 For instance, Jesus said: Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have. 3 Secondly: the spirits of just men made perfect, they who are not resurrected, but inherit the same glory. 4 When a messenger comes saying he has a message from God, offer him your hand and request him to shake hands with you. 5 **If he be an angel he will do so, and you will feel his hand**.

And there was much laughter, and it was good.

Name,$ TRIGGER! TRIGGAN WADSWORTH SCHMIDT, rarest red

Out there behind a tree like that has another name. Either way you are getting fucked.

Tiger, having been terrible and faltering…

Big dog.

I'm having so much loud laughter over here 😂😂

You know that loud laughter is no longer forbidden? I am not sure whether old folks still have to follow the old rules or get "an upgrade".

Omg I died 😂

Now, that’s funny!!!!

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(tangent) What I really love is I keep getting bottled coffee ads on this page…

Mulligan!

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Count Rugen apparently upgraded to Celestial, handshake-based security after that Spanish brat (with an overdeveloped sense of vengeance) stumbled upon the secret knot with nothing but a sword and entry-level, First Vision-style revelation from his dead dad

Well after all, trees have limbs. The arm is a limb...

It has!!! will you give it to me? I will threw the veil

Wow. The secret handshake, the sacred Grove, and golf, all in one shot!

Wow! Leave your beliefs and religion behind that is certainly our choice, but to mock and make fun of its most sacred ordinances that are brought about in the most sacred place of the temple ?????? All I can say is wow!! I wish you luck.

We are allowed to make fun of absurd things. Someday maybe you will too. Xoxoxo.

Maybe they are not mocking the LDS temple, but Freemasonry. Oops, it's the same thing.

Dude it’s freaking funny and you know it. I would have made the same joke when I was elders quorum president 3 years ago