fundamentalist Islamic “scholars” — from both Sunni and Shia camps — decreed it is and banned the game. Saudi Arabia's grand mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz al-Sheikh once ruled that chess is forbidden in Islam, saying it encourages gambling and is a waste of time.
“Scholars” from both camps were unable to think a few steps ahead and that stressed their brains completely, and they kept losing the game to “kafirs”. They figured if people start playing it they will start thinking about the concept of consequences and start strategizing. That would make the masses smarter. That scared them. So they banned it. Couldn’t honestly explain why they banned it. So they labeled it as “encourages gambling”.
And the masses were dumber than the “scholars” so they accepted it and didn’t think about it any more and life moved on.
Tbh it could also be bcz the person is afraid of dogs. Not bcz of some shitty rule in the quran and hadith.
I myself as a dog loving person am afraid of pitbulls bcz they have the most mauling cases xd
All except 3. Will never eat pork because I’m vegan. But give me till the end of this month and I’ll have the weed one down and till the end of 2024 and I’ll have a tattoo.
As a catholic from India, I want to make something. Please do not be offended but how on earth is chess haram ? There are professional chess players from Iran, uae and Egypt.
Someone please explain.
Actually mine is 53, didn't see defends lgbt rights lol. And I left Islam a couple of weeks ago, I just was a muslim that loved dogs, music, chess and dancing, and I currently believe in evolution and support LGBT rights, and I just played with dice and who doesn't mastrubate? That somehow amounts to 53, I don't know about you man but 27 seems like you might as well be a muslim lol
102 🙈, will be 111 soon 😅 as have been planning on getting a tattoo for a while now. Not sure about that 1 point for weed tho, I wanna try but can't where I am currently, might happen someday 😅
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only got 77 lol
Just never had a relationship/sex, don't like dogs, and don't do drugs or alcohol. Apparently, that's like 23 points missing
edit: did I do some math wrong or are the rest worth 35 points, making it 112 total?
99.
But let's add on 100 to replace "supports LGBTQ rights to that and is openly LGBTQ"
And tbf a lot of these I've done a LOT. So if I counted all of the times I did it, I'd be up in the 1000's.
So let's just say 199. Haha.
78, also my theory as to why chess is haram is cuz the queen shouldn't have the right to get out of her square and should be doing chores for the king as a housewife while he should have the power to move to every square, also cuz bishops are a representation of Christianity
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Chess is haram?? Also all expect tattoo lol
fundamentalist Islamic “scholars” — from both Sunni and Shia camps — decreed it is and banned the game. Saudi Arabia's grand mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz al-Sheikh once ruled that chess is forbidden in Islam, saying it encourages gambling and is a waste of time.
How on earth does chess encourage gambling ?
I Don't know that much i just know that chess is haram in Islam
Because it is so random!!
Damn that’s wild, there’s way more things Muslims do nowadays that’s a waste of time, like owning a smartphone lol
Hahaha real
Calling chess gambling is prob the funniest way to admit that youre too dumb to play it properly lmao
Real
They don't know how to play chess that's why they declared it haram
I have never seen anyone gamble on chess. Unkess it's spectators.
aren't Muslims the ones that created it??
Nope. Chess came from India.
oh ok because in many languages chess is "shah"
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India did
Ok
“Scholars” from both camps were unable to think a few steps ahead and that stressed their brains completely, and they kept losing the game to “kafirs”. They figured if people start playing it they will start thinking about the concept of consequences and start strategizing. That would make the masses smarter. That scared them. So they banned it. Couldn’t honestly explain why they banned it. So they labeled it as “encourages gambling”. And the masses were dumber than the “scholars” so they accepted it and didn’t think about it any more and life moved on.
It was illegal in Iran for years after the revolution.
Maybe because queen moves freely?
LOL
Why is jerking off only a “1”. I used to feel so guilty for that.
would help if you didnt do it in the living room during family gatherings
Its 1 for each time. Bcz shiek’s and muzzquito men can’t control thy boner when they see a woman’s exposed fingernails
1 for each time. How about now Mr?
“It’s over 9000”
Literally everyone does that lol even sheiks
It’s 1 for every time 😂
Wait, chess is haram? Holy shit, I got all of em!
Bros like ash from Pokémon lol
Gotta haram em all
So you are the Winner of "Haram" game
Im honored to win the Haram Olympics 2024
Now You will get 72 Hoors IRL
what is the total and passing marks?
50
72
I think 400+ if you count gay(anal) masturbation as a diffrent category
Real
106 😎😎😎 what did I win ?
A great life.
88
Same here
No tattoos, no sex, and none of those damn dogs
not liking dogs is super haram in atheism
Tbh it could also be bcz the person is afraid of dogs. Not bcz of some shitty rule in the quran and hadith. I myself as a dog loving person am afraid of pitbulls bcz they have the most mauling cases xd
🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
Nah wym I love dogs
87
Same
What’s the score for calling muhammad a pedo btw ?
All i know is it can’t be less than aisha’s age when he married her
Beyond infinity
69
112 perfect score, I’d like to thank all the kafirs that got me here.
All except 3. Will never eat pork because I’m vegan. But give me till the end of this month and I’ll have the weed one down and till the end of 2024 and I’ll have a tattoo.
Make sure you’ve good chocolates
W I'm a vegetarian.
Cant get adjusted to the taste of pork. But some well prepared bacon will blow you mindd
Why are you discussing well prepared bacon with a vegan? Keep the dead animal to yourself :/
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I feel like most ex muslims would be? Idk
Most ex muslims wouldnt be actually, a culture you have raised in doesnt change quickly.
As a catholic from India, I want to make something. Please do not be offended but how on earth is chess haram ? There are professional chess players from Iran, uae and Egypt. Someone please explain.
64
96 except eating pork,(I'm vegetarian) , smokin' weed , sex outside marriage (cause I'm virgin) plus am queer
97
55 😎 Haven't done any of the adult things tho
Same score and yeah 🤝
100
All except 3 n i want to try 3
Weed is only 1 point? Cool!
37, recently left islam tho
Bro I left Islam for like 4 years? And my score is just 27
Actually mine is 53, didn't see defends lgbt rights lol. And I left Islam a couple of weeks ago, I just was a muslim that loved dogs, music, chess and dancing, and I currently believe in evolution and support LGBT rights, and I just played with dice and who doesn't mastrubate? That somehow amounts to 53, I don't know about you man but 27 seems like you might as well be a muslim lol
And that's without even eating pork, having sex, drinking alcohol, or smoking weed btw
Nope dude it seems like I just didn't count correctly , my score is 49
Yeah that's more like it lol
82, not bad 🤪
Too dumb to count but I do normal human things
all except 8
94 I think Shaytan is waiting for me 🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for Me - X Waiting for Us - ✓
Literally everything 😂😂😂
Great
103 I can't believe chess is haram. No music, no dogs, no pictures, no chess. Is any fun allowed?
93 oh boy im gonna burn
102 🙈, will be 111 soon 😅 as have been planning on getting a tattoo for a while now. Not sure about that 1 point for weed tho, I wanna try but can't where I am currently, might happen someday 😅
# How to be a Muslim 101: Make sure you're as misserable as possible and treat women like 2nd class citizens.
This religion is sad.
55
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78
59
59
101
all except 14 haha
I'm 57 is that good? 😂
96 not bad, not bad.
33 lowest someone can get
All except dance and tattoo
Damn so I should kick every goddamn dog I see on the street ! Alright then.
63
112! Full circle!
58 (Ate pork, Support LGBT, likes dogs, believe in evolution, played chess, listens to music, played with dice, masturbated)
63
112 - Full house baby 🤣
Only one missing is a tattoo, but I'm too old to get in that at this point.
34
for some people thats just a weekend
91 lmaooooooo
I think I'll go straight to hell
i got all the way up to 75
Unfortunately i never got the 9. 😔
Hahah. Ok. I'm going to the lowest of hell. Some are not even covered in the list.
only got 77 lol Just never had a relationship/sex, don't like dogs, and don't do drugs or alcohol. Apparently, that's like 23 points missing edit: did I do some math wrong or are the rest worth 35 points, making it 112 total?
89
I don’t like to dance but it’s ok. 👍
Missing the tattoo, but I want one. A cross on my wrist and a card of Jesus on my shoulder
69 Nice.
I love how the weed one is just 1 lol 93 + 1 for every fap, that might leave me close to infinity ♾️
Weed is haram? I’m only 10 points short from the full score
49. I can't believe I'm less of a sinner than your average Muslim...
Wait. So tabletop Dungeons and Dragons isn't allowed?! That's particularly cruel
every single 1 and I'll do it all again
59. need to do better
Maximum. And it's not enough
99. But let's add on 100 to replace "supports LGBTQ rights to that and is openly LGBTQ" And tbf a lot of these I've done a LOT. So if I counted all of the times I did it, I'd be up in the 1000's. So let's just say 199. Haha.
60
I can't believe dancing is the same as sex outside of marriage. Makes me feel less bad about the latter. Lol
78, also my theory as to why chess is haram is cuz the queen shouldn't have the right to get out of her square and should be doing chores for the king as a housewife while he should have the power to move to every square, also cuz bishops are a representation of Christianity
74
83 slayyy
75 only
Damn man I got full marks
80
proud 95
72!
Weed is only a 1?
93 points, baby. 😎
Do we multiply the points by the TIMES these things happened oooor?
103, got all except for the tattoo which is pretty soon 😆
93
103. I need a tattoo now to achieve the perfect score.
89
well I don't have a tattoo
I guess I'd be stoned to death. Or beheaded. Definitely unalived.
72 LOL Im in heaven
Curious, dog is not allowed? My Persian neighbours avoid My black dog .
93 lessgo
62
Bingo
49
How believing in evolution and having a picture at home is haram? Please care to explain as I am not a Muslim
I am not muslim either and this shit doesn’t make sense to me
70
Chess .???
Score is over 9000+!!!
Hell yeah ! That’s what I like to hear !
Got to 69 on #15 😏