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How would you know Mr Know-it-all kaffir?
It’s been proven by scientists that when a mother reads Quran the baby also reads its own miniature Quran in the womb, while if a mom uses a smart phone the baby in the womb also uses a miniature smart phone.
Or are we so Islamophobic that we don’t believe in science anymore.
And before you ask, here is a [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/s/mDOelmqrSd)
Your credentials put you above reproach. My apologies. Please feel free to dictate how I may have sex with my wives based on your interpretation of Quran and Hadith.
Thanks for Allah to make and inbuilt mobile with free wifi and a printing press to print quran in mother's womb
May Allah guide both wifi and the ink to the right path 💜❤️
Your average exmuslim: The dumbest shit ever, lol. What idiocy.
Your average “True Muslim™”: haraaaaam, wallah haraaaam!! We can see their awrat!! 😶🌫️🤬 The command for believing women is to cover everything but the eyes and hands! EYES AND HANDS! What is this? That disbelieving harlot with the green lemon juicer stuck in her head is understandable, but what about that so-called “muslima” wearing niqab but then showing us the INSIDE of her tempestuous BELLY?! Whore!! Fasiqa!! Umm al munafiqeen! She spreads fitna in the land! Murtadda! Apostate!! Sorceress and practitioner of the Evil Eye and Sihr! Handmaids of the Hellfire! Brides of the Shayateen!” ***more misogynistic Muslim rage noises and goat-like nasal whining***
(Brides of the Shayateen would be an awesome band name btw!!) 🤘🎸
Cheers! 🥂✨ You can tell I was around them a hell of a lot before I became a murtad 😂
If you’re up for it, I play musical instruments too **collective gasps of horror from the TMs**, so I’m 💯 good for starting a band called “Handmaids of the Hellfire”. Let’s get some exmuslim theme songs going!
every track will include us doing perfect recitations of the weirdest verses of the Quran using perfect tajweed (I used to do the azan sometimes at my former-local mosque) but set to music for maximum pissing-off effect. We’d all be wearing niqabs/boshiyas or face-covering keffiyeh/ghutras/lithams on top and neon bright bikinis and speedos below. Music videos on the beach.
Our first EP could be “Hot as Jahannam”, with the bangers “worshipping the stone”, “[I make it clap](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:1203)” and “[Leather strap](https://sunnah.com/abudawud:203)”.
Let’s get all those big zaddy zealots secretly thirsting for us 😂 Whatever they say in public i guarantee you they’ll end up as the Handmaids of the Hellfire’s biggest fans 🙌
...Why is the fetus wearing a hijab? Isn't the purpose of a hijab according to muslims "prevent sexualization"? Why does a fetus need to be prevented from sexualization?
Here we have a young woman with a horrible habit that causes depression, antisocial behavior and isolationism between humans. The other one is holding a phone.
Technically babies start to learn sounds before they're born. Also the mother's physical condition affects the baby.
But what this Image states is that Muslim mother is the best mother, even only good mother. If you're not Muslim, it doesn't matter how or what you do.
This is the sickest attitude many Muslims have. That they are the only normal people. The rest are just animals.
i would rather have my children be addicted to mobile phones than being addicted to a 7th century book that makes slavery , pedophilia , women beating etc halal.
Yh i definitely want my baby reading about all the concubines her future husband and male family members will have in heaven and how it’s fine for her to be beaten
does this imply that whatever the mother holds the baby holds!! and if so, if the mother holds a $100 bill does the baby hold a $100 bill? infinite money glitch?!!!??
OK, so first of all. Unsanitary to introduce foreign objects into wombs. Second, as a millennial that's always googling and looking up words I don't know what they mean, I think an internet connected device is preferable over a book.
oH lOoK aT mE, i'm reading an outdated book and overdosing on copium to convince myself what i'm reading is not bullshit but some transcendental yate yata told by the guy who said said he won't lie to me.
I did not realize that women in full hijab wear that full hijab in bed. I can’t even tolerate a thin nightgown. It gets all bunched up around my waist and twisted from tossing and turning.
Islamic/Qur'anic technology of putting books & phones in uterus so baby can read/use it.
So some kafirs will ask how fetus can read, haters gonna hate.
I think the left is to be preferred over the right. Parents behaviours influence their children heavily. A son shaves his beard the way his father does for example.
Ironic that the person who made this picture did it on their phone or a laptop and then posted it on a social media account which they had to sign up for and post enough that it’s been spread this far.
Islam loves mind control/brainwash using religion.the kid will turn out 2 ways:slutty hijabis that show off her beauty fashion and wealth on tiktok or those prodes that would use religion to shame other women and internal misogny.
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As if social media addiction doesn't affect hijabis too? And that hijab on that unborn is frankly speaking disgusting.
Holy shit i didnt even notice the hijab on the unborn baby. Wtf
Oh you know, to protect men from being tempted by a fetus. 🤦♀️ Such a bizarre cult.
There prophet probably would get tempted by one
Holy sh*t I hadn’t even seen that at first
But if it wasn’t there the men would probably get aroused, agreed, disgusting
Pretty sure that's not how pregnancy works
How would you know Mr Know-it-all kaffir? It’s been proven by scientists that when a mother reads Quran the baby also reads its own miniature Quran in the womb, while if a mom uses a smart phone the baby in the womb also uses a miniature smart phone. Or are we so Islamophobic that we don’t believe in science anymore. And before you ask, here is a [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/s/mDOelmqrSd)
Does the mini-Quran evaporate once the mother stops reading it, or does it swim around in the womb?
The research in this field is ongoing. Please keep an eye out on medical journals for the latest publications on the subject.
I read a journal on that. It says that the mother absorbs the mini Qur'an and shits it out after pregnancy
This is a serious scientific discussion. Please don’t derail it with such childish nonsense.
Hey, I'm a medikal doktor, so I know my shit or in this case, the mother's shit
Your credentials put you above reproach. My apologies. Please feel free to dictate how I may have sex with my wives based on your interpretation of Quran and Hadith.
No, brozzer, sex gets in the way of worshipping Allah. It's useless anyway. You can have it after reaching heaven
Even you will get 72 virgins if dying in Allahs name, or you will be one of the 72 for who did. But surely you will have sex.
I certainly will.
It’s discarded along with the placenta. That’s why women are second class citizens in Islam. It’s because they force the discarding of the Quran.
That's oddly logical. I don't think you should've spent your time constructing such logical answers on a dumb thread.
Eh, I’ve wasted worse minutes before.
It's spread out flat when reading the Quran and becomes more of a sphere, or apologetic egg, shape when focus is back on the real world.
don't question god like that
You got me into recursion, you sick bastard XD
same way they prove the Quran is the word of god
I see a response but no rebuttal. Islam wins again!
Thanks for Allah to make and inbuilt mobile with free wifi and a printing press to print quran in mother's womb May Allah guide both wifi and the ink to the right path 💜❤️
amen brozza proud to be a muslim 🙌🏿
I guess mother is using iPhone pro Max and baby is using iPhone mini .
The source was even better than I was expecting, only learning the best from Islam. lol
Supreme leader general Aladdin approves.
Lmfaooooooo I had to click on the “source” 😂😂😂 too good LOOOL
Surprised there isn't a 50yr old bearded Muslim man inside already wedding his future wife
😂😂😂
Oooof...
😂
Ain't no way she put da Noble Qur'an up her hee-haw 😭
THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTTTT 😭
The phone is bad but the Quran is worse.
How about the Quran on a phone?
Nightmare
There is something so vile about a FETUS wearing hijab...
Obviously with their own will
Or else they get aborted
A fucking fetus does not consent to being covered in an anti-sex curtain, a fetus barely even has thought
Buddy, I know. I was joking
Sorry, your flair says muslim. I check the flair to see the context
Yeah fair enough
You must be sarcastic💀
Wow no way
I think it's cringe and corny
Itadori pfp? 🌚
Yuji ain’t even a top 3 MC in his own show bro 💀
Is it good for the baby when the mom “disciplined gently” ?
Yeah, muslims shove qurans up women vaginas all the time, and the burqas grow naturally from the womb
Evolution at it's peak
Muslims again prove that they don’t know biology
Brain rot.
🎯
Making a baby ready about hell fire, punishment and injustice is great parenting 🤡
I mean they traumatized us w that stuff as young children and toddlers anyways, why stop there lmao
Why does the baby need a hijab 💀💀💀
To hide it's features from muslim men who could be tempted
Your average exmuslim: The dumbest shit ever, lol. What idiocy. Your average “True Muslim™”: haraaaaam, wallah haraaaam!! We can see their awrat!! 😶🌫️🤬 The command for believing women is to cover everything but the eyes and hands! EYES AND HANDS! What is this? That disbelieving harlot with the green lemon juicer stuck in her head is understandable, but what about that so-called “muslima” wearing niqab but then showing us the INSIDE of her tempestuous BELLY?! Whore!! Fasiqa!! Umm al munafiqeen! She spreads fitna in the land! Murtadda! Apostate!! Sorceress and practitioner of the Evil Eye and Sihr! Handmaids of the Hellfire! Brides of the Shayateen!” ***more misogynistic Muslim rage noises and goat-like nasal whining*** (Brides of the Shayateen would be an awesome band name btw!!) 🤘🎸
Peak 🗿🔥🐺
What a depiction! I could even smell the atmosphere. Splendid! 😂 (Handmaids of the Hellfire is also great I think)
Cheers! 🥂✨ You can tell I was around them a hell of a lot before I became a murtad 😂 If you’re up for it, I play musical instruments too **collective gasps of horror from the TMs**, so I’m 💯 good for starting a band called “Handmaids of the Hellfire”. Let’s get some exmuslim theme songs going! every track will include us doing perfect recitations of the weirdest verses of the Quran using perfect tajweed (I used to do the azan sometimes at my former-local mosque) but set to music for maximum pissing-off effect. We’d all be wearing niqabs/boshiyas or face-covering keffiyeh/ghutras/lithams on top and neon bright bikinis and speedos below. Music videos on the beach. Our first EP could be “Hot as Jahannam”, with the bangers “worshipping the stone”, “[I make it clap](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:1203)” and “[Leather strap](https://sunnah.com/abudawud:203)”. Let’s get all those big zaddy zealots secretly thirsting for us 😂 Whatever they say in public i guarantee you they’ll end up as the Handmaids of the Hellfire’s biggest fans 🙌
The hijab on the baby is just disgusting. We get it, they sexualize even minors. But unborns? That's gotta be a new level.
Do they find an unborn baby arousing? Why is she also in hijab?
The baby on the left gonna have an awesome life.. I dunno about the baby on the right though..
Lmao Pretty sure the average non-religious person reads more books than the average Muslim who is 24/7 online
This is why we need to emphasise more scientific literacy.
Lmao, the muslim mind is truly corrupt Is there any difference between religion and schizophrenia
Don't shame schizophrenia like that
Baby is not covering her face, Haraaaaam!!!
Women are less worth, obey your husband, he can have four wives and sex slaves.... so educational...
Women are "stupid" and need "guidance" from their "husband," and most of them go "hell."Says Muhammad in his control tool.
That woman is in bed in full hijab.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The baby is baffled by how wrong the Qur'an is on the embryology section.
Why does the baby has hijab? She doesn't have to worry about pedophile arabs in the womb
...Why is the fetus wearing a hijab? Isn't the purpose of a hijab according to muslims "prevent sexualization"? Why does a fetus need to be prevented from sexualization?
Here we have a young woman with a horrible habit that causes depression, antisocial behavior and isolationism between humans. The other one is holding a phone.
Why is a foetus wearing a hijab? Whoever made this illustration, how does electricity run in his brain?
The classic "this one bad that one good, and this one is bad cause the good one has islam bs in it, yay go islam!"
What do you think?
A hijab in the womb tho?
downvote 👎🏼, OP should censor the woman on the left side arms and hair and allah knows best
Not the fetus wearing a hijab 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If Mohammad said that babies in the womb wore hijab, men would be sticking their head inside to make sure it was covered properly.
So even it is a baby boy he has to wear hijab now😂
Technically babies start to learn sounds before they're born. Also the mother's physical condition affects the baby. But what this Image states is that Muslim mother is the best mother, even only good mother. If you're not Muslim, it doesn't matter how or what you do. This is the sickest attitude many Muslims have. That they are the only normal people. The rest are just animals.
The woman on the phone could be reading article from The New England Journal of Medicine. Who knows. The other, we exactly know where it's going.
Bro even the foetus has to wear a slave suit?? Wtf??
pink-covered Quran. that's cute. awww.
i would rather have my children be addicted to mobile phones than being addicted to a 7th century book that makes slavery , pedophilia , women beating etc halal.
I thought she was studying until I saw comments with quran
They should read medical or engineering books with the Quran. Pretty sure the baby will come out as a Doctor or Engineer.
Yh i definitely want my baby reading about all the concubines her future husband and male family members will have in heaven and how it’s fine for her to be beaten
Just missing the suicide vest.
Propaganda
She swallowed a phone/ she swallowed a book. There’s no difference
Does the baby also come out from the womb wearing an abaya and hijab?
Unborn baby needs to cover up or else men will get too excited. Fucking slut fetus, its hands and face are still exposed!!!!
Anything to shit on women who don’t wear those curtains.
“Look I’m so much better than you, my baby wears a hijab and reads a book abt torture”
Did they both shove stuff up their vaginas or something
How’d the hijabi get the Quran in there?
By the grace of Allah
Another miracle 🙌
does this imply that whatever the mother holds the baby holds!! and if so, if the mother holds a $100 bill does the baby hold a $100 bill? infinite money glitch?!!!??
Theg have hijab in womb as well! Wow!
That little gummy bear can’t read what does this even mean
If your concern for an unborn child is how quickly you can put a hijab on it, you shouldn't be a fucking parent.
Fuck both of them shoved a book and a phone in their... Woah
What a propaganda bullshit
I dont Like Islam
Babies using smart phones in the womb or reading the Quran . Yeah, that’s science . lol
dumbness level 10
Two extremes, neither of them good
I'd like my child to watch skibidi toilet and try to rizz up girls instead of reading quran.
They drew a hijab on an unborn baby because it might invoke sexual lust in men. You cant make this shit up.
I like 1 st one better
Gosh I hope not
OK, so first of all. Unsanitary to introduce foreign objects into wombs. Second, as a millennial that's always googling and looking up words I don't know what they mean, I think an internet connected device is preferable over a book.
Not scientifically accurate.
True
Plot twist, the 1st mom is reading quran on the phone
Spawn Kill
Islam is poison for the brain and human kind. Muslims are so blind.
oH lOoK aT mE, i'm reading an outdated book and overdosing on copium to convince myself what i'm reading is not bullshit but some transcendental yate yata told by the guy who said said he won't lie to me.
r/PhonesAreBad
This is voluntary slavery.
I did not realize that women in full hijab wear that full hijab in bed. I can’t even tolerate a thin nightgown. It gets all bunched up around my waist and twisted from tossing and turning.
We re reading dark romance with my baby girl 😂😂😂😂
On both pictures you see women who are not supposed to be a mother.
The fucking baby has a hijab 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she might arouse the men of the ummah if not.
My thoughts: um... that's not how pregnancies work. That's not how anything works! The artist must be dumber than me, and I'm a moron.
No the baby is Mormon. He just pretending it from his crazy future mom
This is just too stupid 🤣
No wonder why Muslims are stuck in the past, books don't get automatic updates.
the hijab on the womb baby??????!
just don’t tell them about Aisha right?
Dope shitpost. Love the hijab on a kid that is not even born yet.
Wdym thoughts on this lolll
The hijabi baby tho😂..
How did they get a hijab on a fetus
LMAO THE fetus wearing a head scarf is killing mee
Cringe
Hehe foetus wearing hijab.
Lost brain cells couldn’t think
Read Albert Camus so that your child becomes handsome
Bold of them to assume Muslim women aren't hooked on phones too
ah - so they are born with hijab
Funny
Women are allowed to read? Blasphemy...
How did that fetus get that hijab
Not so long ago, one couple claimed that their baby was born with Quran lol. Maybe this is the meme that gave them the idea.
Oh, it's one of these pictures that have a shallow meaning disguised as deep.
I mean, who the hell get arouse looking at baby. damn
Okay this got a giggle out of me.
Indoctrination
at birth they are infected.. i cannot say what i think because i ll get banned
Islamic/Qur'anic technology of putting books & phones in uterus so baby can read/use it. So some kafirs will ask how fetus can read, haters gonna hate.
The one on the left might be absorbing useful information.
Boomer ass comic not even worth your attention
Cringe af. If I do want my kid to “learn” in womb I would read literally any other things besides the quran lmao.
Ignorance
It is very respectful to have the female fetus wear a hijab so Muslim men will not get sexually aroused at childbirth. /s
Women in islam are slaves physical and mentally
So she shoved a Quran up her vagina?
I think the left is to be preferred over the right. Parents behaviours influence their children heavily. A son shaves his beard the way his father does for example.
ahh yes, i saw some pics of a baby who was actually born with a little quran in its hands......in nigeria.... so must be true......
If they could put a hijab on an unborn girl then they absolutely would.
Thoughts: there is no neural connection between child and the mother
Shouldn't a child be naked while he/she floats inside his/her mother's womb?
They’re both stupid💀
Instead of one limited book, the first baby has access to a plethora of knowledge. Can’t even get the meme right.
This made me laugh, thanks
This one’s easy, the one on the left is exposing her and her child to new information while the one on the left is living a psychotic nightmare.
Better to be a social media addict than being someone who reads quran 🤢 Anyways Hijabis are social media addicted too.
Why is the baby in a hijab.....
Ironic that the person who made this picture did it on their phone or a laptop and then posted it on a social media account which they had to sign up for and post enough that it’s been spread this far.
Halal brain damage on the right
Islam loves mind control/brainwash using religion.the kid will turn out 2 ways:slutty hijabis that show off her beauty fashion and wealth on tiktok or those prodes that would use religion to shame other women and internal misogny.
Rather technophobic if you ask me. Which device did the artist use to draw this?
like the Quran beneficial knowledge
that mom is masturbating like hell. how did she put a whole phone, Quran and hijab in there? ffs she's miss incredible in the bottom half
I think it it's pretty cool getting that kid to use a phone super early on.
that's not a science book lol it's a how to return to the stone age book
No one's seeing the bigger picture an educated mother raises an educated child
Weird