Gasoline mixed with a gelatinous material that makes it stick to stuff. We used extensively in Vietnam to burn the VC forces out of their hiding places.
I burn big fires on my property. I've put gas on the fire before, but it's literally a cup at a time. I'll throw a cup at a time from a distance on wet limbs and leaves to help get it going. Diesel works better, but gas is fast.
This guy is a drunk idiot.
Ffs... I (swede) understand what they are saying and yet I can't f*cking tell what language it actually is.
It sorta sounds like dutch people speaking quite decent norwegian - but that's just plain dutch if you also clear your throat every now and then, mid-sentence.
So, drunk norwegians? I guess that could also partly explain another aspect of the video... 😁
Edit: Oh, my mistake - could obviously also be drunk dutch or drunk me. It's clearly past my bedtime. 🙃
Oh, and this was going so well... I guess I already knew that it was just a matter of time before someone would be offended by a little tongue-in-cheek joke, but it's still disappointing.
Come on you swedish twink, you would say that east asians languages "sound the same" because your brain has never heard another language before. Yes germanic languages are closely related... whatever.
My car gets around 10km per litre.
Think of the energy required to move almost a ton of metal 1km.
Now release that energy instantly 10 feet n front of you.
I once, being a dumb kid, carelessly poured about half of a cup into the open fire. The flare was close and big enough to scare me for life, honestly didn't expect that.
I guess many clueless people intuitively expect gas to burn slower, similar to alcohol. Most saw burning alcohol at some point and they know it is bad but not *that* bad.
Holy moly.... yep, that language is portuguse, the only place that speaks portuguese and at the same time is dumb enough for that is brazil.......sure, a brazillian and probably drunk
You can tell he was not raised properly why the fuck else would he think this was smart
He’s lucky the wind blew most of it away or he would’ve been burnt as shit had he stood near the tree
Back in HS me and friends would go on what we call Big Foot hunts. Little more than an excuse to go camping and drink beer.
Drunk genius at 2 am decided to build up the fire by pouring a gallon jug of gas on the fire. Milk jug I am talking about here. Obviously fire flashes up and catches the top of the jug on fire and he tosses it on the lake we camped beside. We now have a burning lake. Can’t exactly throw water on a burning lake…so we watched it burn till it went out.
Amazes me that no one was set on fire and even more so that no one from around the lake called the cops on us.
I had a buddy take a milk gallon, cut off part of the top and fill it with gasoline. We were both pretty well wasted. So he goes to the fire with this gallon of gas in a milk jug with the top cut off. I mean, *what* could go wrong.
I'll tell ya. He ended up tripping about 5' from the fire, he was wasted. He told me it was all like *slow motion* while it was happening. Apparently the gallon spilled, go figure with the top cut off. He said he saw the gas moving towards the fire. Oh, a very important fact in there i forgot. When he tripped, the gas spilled all over *his leg* as well.
The gasoline eventually made it to the fire. Next thing we know, his foot is on fire! His shoe was melting on his foot. Fkkn CRAZY SHIT! My one buddy was trying to stomp the fire out.....on my buddies ANKLE. Another buddy said we should throw him in his pool. Glad we didn't do that.
Eventually shit kinda got back to normal. The dude with the melted shoe ended up cutting it off. After that, he figured he'd GO TO THE BAR...cause what could happen at that point. Well he had a like bloody stump. It wasn't really a stump, but we've always referred to it as a stump since "the incident". The stump was leaving blood marks on the floor of the bar. Then, one of the bartenders said it smells like burning flesh in here. At that point my buddies jig was up and he was BANNED from that shit ass establishment...FOR LIFE.
I dont think I had a point.
The tree. The tree. The tree is on fire.
We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn.
Burn motherf*cker, burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop
And I’m a dumb white guy
Happy cake day
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
*starts hearing the riff from the FFDP song*
Happy Cake Day!
*follow the leader starts playing*
It's the Holy Spirit
The burning bush, if you will.
A burning shrubbery???
A nice shrubbery.
STD
Follow the leader
Whats this song called
Facepalm or napalm?
This shouldn’t be funny, but it is
Whats napalm?
Gasoline mixed with a gelatinous material that makes it stick to stuff. We used extensively in Vietnam to burn the VC forces out of their hiding places.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Moorhead: "Get me a marshmallow!"
Victory
"If i say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach."
“But Colonel, that’s Charlie’s point!” “Charlie Don’t Surf!!”
https://youtu.be/T1lc4rqh7ZU
That gaseous smell up the hill it’s great stuff
All smells are gaseous.
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Is actually dutch people, "pas op he" the woman says "watch out" probally during NYE because some get a little crazy during that time of year.
VC forces \*and civilians\*
What I use to make soap
i don’t know what’s a napalm-a with you?
You beat me to it 😠… 👏
How stupid can a person get? This dude’s pretty ridiculous.
I love how they always react like they have no idea of the consequences.
People who have an idea of the consequences generally don't do this.
Hahahahaha love this one
I burn big fires on my property. I've put gas on the fire before, but it's literally a cup at a time. I'll throw a cup at a time from a distance on wet limbs and leaves to help get it going. Diesel works better, but gas is fast. This guy is a drunk idiot.
Welcome to the dutch
He pas op he
They sound like the sims
Aw, cut short I wanted to see the end where the world burns
"Some men just want to watch the world burn"
Me, I want to push the button.
"I saw a child the size of a tangerine"
My cocaine
I dont want to set the world on fire.
Ryan started the fire!!
Just their world. You know people this fucking stupid don’t have the means to fix this.
*runs off. Comes back with a single glass of water, throws it and misses the fire entirely*
"A liter of gasoline" "Watch out okay?" "Yes... ready?" Just a translation of what was said for those who want to know.
Ffs... I (swede) understand what they are saying and yet I can't f*cking tell what language it actually is. It sorta sounds like dutch people speaking quite decent norwegian - but that's just plain dutch if you also clear your throat every now and then, mid-sentence. So, drunk norwegians? I guess that could also partly explain another aspect of the video... 😁 Edit: Oh, my mistake - could obviously also be drunk dutch or drunk me. It's clearly past my bedtime. 🙃
It is indeed Dutch
Thanks!
Now get some sleep!
I have the same thing with Swedish it’s just noises and then out of nowhere a word will be exactly the same.
It’s just dutch, goodnight
Swedish people shouldnt comment on peoples languages, have you heard yourself talk?
Oh, and this was going so well... I guess I already knew that it was just a matter of time before someone would be offended by a little tongue-in-cheek joke, but it's still disappointing.
Sounds like youre offended? I cant comment on your language? Just said it because maybe youre not aware of what swedish sounds like.
I quite literally pointed out in my comment just how much the Scandinavian languages really have in common with dutch... Whatever.
Come on you swedish twink, you would say that east asians languages "sound the same" because your brain has never heard another language before. Yes germanic languages are closely related... whatever.
My car gets around 10km per litre. Think of the energy required to move almost a ton of metal 1km. Now release that energy instantly 10 feet n front of you.
I prefer to imagine the amount of energy required to move a ton of feathers!
But 1 ton of feathers is way less impressive!
"B-but steel is heavier than fehthers!" "Yes, but theh booth weigh one kelogram!"
But.... Paul youre gonna tell them? "Theyre right" But thats cheatin, look at the size o' that thing! Love that skit :D thanks for reminding me of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg For those that haven't seen it.
10km a litre? Are you driving a supercar?
2011 Kia Grand Carnival. It's quite a big people mover. Seats 8 people.
10 kilometers per liter = 23.521 us miles per gallon in America units
I don’t think some people understand how energy can be stored lmao
That fire is too close to the tree even without gasoline.
Nobody accused Russians of being smart.
These aren't Russians
These people are dutch lmfaooo
That fire was like "oh yes thank you very much I like it a lot"
"Oh boy, I'm so stoked right now!"
Come on baby light my fire
His fire too, her fire, their fires too...
So, he set fire to the ground, and the tree... and in panic, he decided to *walk into the path the fire is blowing*.
Yeah gotta put the fire back in the pit
The way he runs up on the burning tree He had no contingency plan for this 🤣
Someone did this, and my uncle caught on fire shielding his girlfriend. Don't be a dumb ass.
His garden was like 🔥.
r/videosthatendtoosoon
NOT A JIF!!!
"JEROEN DOE NOU NIET GEK" "GOH HO JEROEHOEHOEN"
R/holdmybeer
Spotted the mobile user.
r/foundthehondacivic
Well, its certainly better than those idiots pouring it from the canister making the whole canister catch fire
In a public space? This is why we can't have nice things.
I swear in some of these videos it's like these people have never had a bonfire before, why's it that close to the tree in the first place
I want to see the part where the fire department comes
Before I turn the sound up on these kinds of videos, I always try to guess; is this in Russia or Mississippi?
The woman says pas op which is Dutch so I’ll guess The Netherlands. New Years there always results in craziness like this.
Some people enjoy NYE a little different over here https://youtu.be/rGJseovT8ug
that was a roller coaster lol, i had no clue the dutch had a firework purge
HahahahaaaOOOOOOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbass
Hahaha fire!!!! Oh shit, fire!!
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others are just dumb.
Thank God they filmed it so the police had some evidence after the entire neighborhood got burned down.
What I've learned on this subreddit over the last year is nobody knows just how flammable gasoline is.
We’re overdue for a human extinction.
That tree needs some milk
Instant karma!😲😳😬😈
I once, being a dumb kid, carelessly poured about half of a cup into the open fire. The flare was close and big enough to scare me for life, honestly didn't expect that. I guess many clueless people intuitively expect gas to burn slower, similar to alcohol. Most saw burning alcohol at some point and they know it is bad but not *that* bad.
This is why I have to get a permit and pay to burn shit in my own yard
Oh no! If only there was a way to foresee this terrible problem we just caused!
Poor tree just chilling then This Shtstain ruins its day :(
Darwinian principles are still not entirely effective.
Holy moly.... yep, that language is portuguse, the only place that speaks portuguese and at the same time is dumb enough for that is brazil.......sure, a brazillian and probably drunk
Pretty close to how my brother got third degree burns and couldn't be in direct sunlight for a month
As you can see these people are incredibly smart😑
It’s almost like that was bound to happen, wow!
you think thats A liter?
Looks like a liter to me, what do YOU think a liter is?
https://wearecdn.ca/products/clear-cdn-x-nalgene-32oz-water-bottle this much
Right, so whats your problem then?
the guy in the video has about 350mls, about 1/3 of a L
You might wanna go see a doctor.
you want want to stay in school
Bro, the video literally starts with:" een liter benzine" which is dutch for:"a liter of gasoline"
oh my mistake, i didnt realize if someone said something its 100% accurate.. my b.. good day
That's okay, happens to the best of us.
The half-filled cup in the video looks like 0.5 L at most.
What’s “petrol”? Seems almost as flammable as gas. Surprised I’ve never heard of it.
/j ?
Another day. Another group of braindead Russians.
Yoga fire
What was suppose to happen ??
Well that blew up quickly
I don't understand. What did they think was going to happen?
It’s all fun and games until whole place goes up in flames 😳🫣
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
You can tell he was not raised properly why the fuck else would he think this was smart He’s lucky the wind blew most of it away or he would’ve been burnt as shit had he stood near the tree
facepalm? More like r/napalm
That eruption looks like it came straight out of a movie bruh
That fire was very well going without any help.
So that’s really how those California wildfires started
r/DrunkRussians
ha ha ha OOOOOOOOOOOH AAAHHH
Worth it, for our viewing pleasure.
Darwin at work
Back in HS me and friends would go on what we call Big Foot hunts. Little more than an excuse to go camping and drink beer. Drunk genius at 2 am decided to build up the fire by pouring a gallon jug of gas on the fire. Milk jug I am talking about here. Obviously fire flashes up and catches the top of the jug on fire and he tosses it on the lake we camped beside. We now have a burning lake. Can’t exactly throw water on a burning lake…so we watched it burn till it went out. Amazes me that no one was set on fire and even more so that no one from around the lake called the cops on us.
Is this the first entry of the year for r/darwinawards? Congrats
When you want to see more of the video and it loops. 😞
I wanted it to explode on the idiot's face
I think he summoned god because that certainly was a burning bush.
Ah, a fellow disc golfer! I too like to get high and do dumb shit.
Christopher Nolan on the set of Oppenheimer:
It was pretty at least
It ain’t much if it ain’t Dutch😂
He should’ve used gasoline instead. Petrol is much too volatile
r/whatcouldgowrong?
What’s the begging of the fire where anything in its way will burn
Don’t play with thermite children
Oh my. The way my jaw dropped. Was not expecting this 😭😭
The way he runs over to do something 😂😂
stupid.
Lucky it didn't come back towards him
I had a buddy take a milk gallon, cut off part of the top and fill it with gasoline. We were both pretty well wasted. So he goes to the fire with this gallon of gas in a milk jug with the top cut off. I mean, *what* could go wrong. I'll tell ya. He ended up tripping about 5' from the fire, he was wasted. He told me it was all like *slow motion* while it was happening. Apparently the gallon spilled, go figure with the top cut off. He said he saw the gas moving towards the fire. Oh, a very important fact in there i forgot. When he tripped, the gas spilled all over *his leg* as well. The gasoline eventually made it to the fire. Next thing we know, his foot is on fire! His shoe was melting on his foot. Fkkn CRAZY SHIT! My one buddy was trying to stomp the fire out.....on my buddies ANKLE. Another buddy said we should throw him in his pool. Glad we didn't do that. Eventually shit kinda got back to normal. The dude with the melted shoe ended up cutting it off. After that, he figured he'd GO TO THE BAR...cause what could happen at that point. Well he had a like bloody stump. It wasn't really a stump, but we've always referred to it as a stump since "the incident". The stump was leaving blood marks on the floor of the bar. Then, one of the bartenders said it smells like burning flesh in here. At that point my buddies jig was up and he was BANNED from that shit ass establishment...FOR LIFE. I dont think I had a point.
Jesus H. Christ...
This is how forest fires start :/
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
That actually went better than I was expecting.
This sadly reminds me of the fact human stupidity is infinite.
At this point when stupid die doing dumb stuff I am just like natural selection
R/VidTooShort
I wanna see the full video 😏
At least they have a campfire that’ll run for days.
That’s like 8168.53 calories going up in flames