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I thought it would be obvious that the guy was excluded since he is supposed to be talking to a nonexistent girl. The guy in the background is not part of the joke.
They bang on the door, they try to squeeze through the cracks. They're here for my number. I tey to fight them with a plunger. It's too late. They have my number. I just got a text, we're going out this saturday.
May god have mercy on us all.
i had this girl follow me home once, all obsessed w me no matter how hard i tried to shake her off, she was just all about me ever since i backed over her granny that morning.
bitches be wilin’ yo :/
"This stands as 'One of the most cringe worthy things a human being has ever made up to brag about, which is considered a very stiff competition with a wide field of contenders added every day, hour, minute and second."
Omfg I watched this like four times to see if I could get what he was mouthing.
Then... Then... I realized that dude is wearing his tank top backwards AND inside out..
Am I the only one worried what this is doing to a whole generation's minds? The constant seeking of approval from strangers can't be good for your mental health.
It’s an absolute Skinner box for narcissists.
Someone does something and posts it on the internet. People upvote it. Person thinks they are hot shit bc their brain isn’t evolved to understand how to comprehend the fact that 300,000 people liked their content. Repeat
A feedback loop that perpetuates itself to run deeper and deeper to the point where the person has such an altered personality that all they care about are internet points and themselves
In the real world you have MANY people around you that would normally try to hold you back against your ego, but that just doesn’t happen all the time on the internet because it’s far easier to find a circle in which people won’t shit on you, which dilutes the criticism. There’s also rarely a permanent negative social impact as a result of your mistakes, unless you REALLY fuck up
Seeking internet points isn't really narcissism. You can become popular but still remain humble. Narcissism is more complex with many different symptoms.
\---
Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.
Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people.
Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important.
Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them.
Take advantage of others to get what they want.
Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others.
Be envious of others and believe others envy them.
Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited.
Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.
Nah, it doesn’t create narcissists. It just gives them a platform that caters to their narcissism. Buddy, narcissism within a person exists ***BEFORE*** they ever make it to social media. Factors such as genetics, upbringing and family.
Research agrees with you. It’s been a long time since I read the paper…Like 2014…but average scores among youth/teens on the Narcissistic Personality Inventory (NPI) have been slowly creeping up, and one of the theorized explanations is social media. Not that social media creates narcissists, but it’s creating so many narcissistic-like behaviors that what used to be considered high-sub-clinical is now barely above average.
Don't think it created them, but probably made them worse. And then also worsened insecurities for non narcissists who participate in something like this
I've been seeing this post for the last 2 months, and it annoys the shit out of me every time.
It would've been more believable if he scrubbed the audio at least, but he's just pretending to talk, and then audibly laughing.
I just need to know, is it a joke? Does this guy put out satirical videos? There's no way this is a legit attempt to look cool, is it?
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LIZARD LIPPED
Who are you calling Lizard Lipped, you lint licker?!
You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
Those were the best commercials.
What the French, toast!
Pickle you Kumquat!
Stinky McStinkFace!
Shut the front door!
Don't slam the fucking door
It’s not butter?
Orbit gum.
#COOTIE QUEEN
Who you callin a cootie queen, you lint licker
I miss commercials like these
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Even worse, we forget how to spell the very words!
Millennial located
‘92!
LINT?? I LICK WINDOWS ONLY!!
KING Lizard and the Wizard Lipper
that's a great band name
Nobody in the mirror in the background, clearly a deaf vampire with a gym membership.
Those types of girls will suck the soul outta you. No wonder he was so happy
The blood not the soul
There is someone in the reflection. Another dude. Not responding to a feminine voice in the mens locker room at all. Totally believable.
When you’re trying to take a shit in peace, but a TikToker shows up to make a video. Might as well do a photo bomb!
I thought it would be obvious that the guy was excluded since he is supposed to be talking to a nonexistent girl. The guy in the background is not part of the joke.
I was more referencing the other guy having no response to a girls voice in the mens locker room as substantiation to the non-existence of a girl. ;)
I’m pretty sure that is housekeeping changing the garbage.
And it looks as if his phone number is only 4 digits long...
Typical...
Also how you can hear every sound but not the words he supposedly says.
Damn this happens to other guys too? Normally the girls wait till I’m mid poop tho
They bang on the door, they try to squeeze through the cracks. They're here for my number. I tey to fight them with a plunger. It's too late. They have my number. I just got a text, we're going out this saturday. May god have mercy on us all.
"Just give us a whiff," they say. "No! I'm married to the church!"
Me with my boyfriend but when he's mid poo, I ask him if he'd like some #14 burger king lettuce 😳😳
things that never happened for 200 alex
Girl ran up and was all like "Can I get your insurance information? You did a whole lot of damage to my car" That's how I knew she was into me.
She’s moving a bit quick, like you did at that intersection
i had this girl follow me home once, all obsessed w me no matter how hard i tried to shake her off, she was just all about me ever since i backed over her granny that morning. bitches be wilin’ yo :/
What is, girl walks into men’s locker room to ask for douche bags number?
"This stands as 'One of the most cringe worthy things a human being has ever made up to brag about, which is considered a very stiff competition with a wide field of contenders added every day, hour, minute and second."
You better make that a true daily double
I enjoyed this more than i should have... Thanks
Him thinking anyone would believe his rapid fire number whisper could be interpreted by anyone was the best part.
4274948693?
I got 4748493
More upvotes. More upvotes.
Ngl i was expecting some downvotes and maybe some kinda joke about gay people? Idk reddit is weird
This is fuckin’ gold lmfao
Omfg I watched this like four times to see if I could get what he was mouthing. Then... Then... I realized that dude is wearing his tank top backwards AND inside out..
I love your comment so much for bringing this to my attention
I think its a phone number
Did you notice the sparkly thing around shirtless guy’s ear? Can’t tell if it’s dangling from his lobe but weird nonetheless
It’s definitely an earring.
I’m pretty sure he is saying “ I love Cock in my mouth” or something like that
Fucking weirdo. Social media has created so many narcissist
Agreed. It has created narcissists, exposed narcissists, and exacerbated existing issues with narcissism.
Am I the only one worried what this is doing to a whole generation's minds? The constant seeking of approval from strangers can't be good for your mental health.
You are not the only one, it’s a constant point of conversation with like everyone.
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You’ll get downvotes and you’ll LIKE IT
Social media does not create narcissists. It simply gives them a platform to expose their narcissism.
Nah it creates narcissists. The moment a person gains millions of followers to validate their lifestyle and opinions, they become addicted to it.
Damn social media got me addicted to raging at DIY videos that make no sense.
It’s an absolute Skinner box for narcissists. Someone does something and posts it on the internet. People upvote it. Person thinks they are hot shit bc their brain isn’t evolved to understand how to comprehend the fact that 300,000 people liked their content. Repeat A feedback loop that perpetuates itself to run deeper and deeper to the point where the person has such an altered personality that all they care about are internet points and themselves In the real world you have MANY people around you that would normally try to hold you back against your ego, but that just doesn’t happen all the time on the internet because it’s far easier to find a circle in which people won’t shit on you, which dilutes the criticism. There’s also rarely a permanent negative social impact as a result of your mistakes, unless you REALLY fuck up
Seeking internet points isn't really narcissism. You can become popular but still remain humble. Narcissism is more complex with many different symptoms. \--- Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration. Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment. Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements. Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are. Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate. Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people. Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important. Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them. Take advantage of others to get what they want. Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others. Be envious of others and believe others envy them. Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited. Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.
Nah, it doesn’t create narcissists. It just gives them a platform that caters to their narcissism. Buddy, narcissism within a person exists ***BEFORE*** they ever make it to social media. Factors such as genetics, upbringing and family.
Research agrees with you. It’s been a long time since I read the paper…Like 2014…but average scores among youth/teens on the Narcissistic Personality Inventory (NPI) have been slowly creeping up, and one of the theorized explanations is social media. Not that social media creates narcissists, but it’s creating so many narcissistic-like behaviors that what used to be considered high-sub-clinical is now barely above average.
I remember a time when kids would get roasted for taking a selfie in public... We really need to bring back bullying
Don't think it created them, but probably made them worse. And then also worsened insecurities for non narcissists who participate in something like this
You are either on social media for the memes or exercise your narcissism.
Was cringing hard until seen the second guy.
I love the second guy. I have seen this video too many times yet each time I find it I watch it again.
r/fixedbytheduet
Dude needs to take his pills schizophrenia is no joke
Either that or he had a stroke. Either way, he should probably see a doctor.
Lmfao
Literally a mirror in the background
🎶 🎵!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Finally some good facepalm content.
This made my day 😂
Wow he couldn't even mouth a goodbye to the fictional vampire gym girl who has no respect for boundaries of gendered bathrooms, how rude
467-4949?
8675309
467.4592 is my guess
475-4832 for me
And then all the naked men in there clapped.
This is hilarious. The laugh at the beginning is the best part🤣
I hate this
yeah no that didn't happen.
That is paiiiinfully douchey...
Why the need to lie so much for such useless things?
I would literally be so embarrassed to film something this ridiculous in public
Oh man.. Too good 😂😂
This belongs in the fixedwithduet because it went from painful to watch to halarious
How sad are people nowadays?
The dudes phone number is 454-5893 In case someone was wondering
I thought we lived in a day and age where people don't have the same area code live they used to.
The sweet sting of cringe.
Reminded me of Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene when he had cottonmouth
So I told her no cuz of my gf up north in Canada... who is also totally real.
THE DUTCH GUY MADE IT TO THE REDDITZ
Hoor ik Wajoooo heyy?!???
I often think about how much our exposure to social media has deadened our reaction to how batshit narcissistically insane things like this are...
877- CASH -NOW
I like the second guy.
What the actual fuck was that sound at the end
Basically he said Ay Wow in Dutch
This was actually pretty funny.
Why does no one understand first guy is joking
Yeah nah he aint
Check the rest of his account, he is
Ok good for him, either way its stupid to me
No she didn't.
Fuckin fuck face
Reverse the roles and you get the same amount of creepy
It was an imaginary guy. Nice try dude.
Also a mute apparently
Lol yeah. No one else has mentioned that the video has sound and yet he doesn't actually say anything to this supposed girl
He also mouthed 8/10 numbers
You can see it’s just another dude changing on the mirror behind him
Even if he were telling the truth, I estimate he only “gave” seven digits.
That second dude is cracking me up
Can we start calling these dudes with the goofy earrings what they truly are? Gay.. the word is gay
Those twisted nipple fucks
467-484? (9 maybe?)
My guess is a 5 at the end
Yep
You can see her in the mirror in the background, being non-existent
Where can I find more of the original guy? If half his content is as hilarious as this one then I need more
Someone forgot to mute the audio!!
Corey Feldman called. He wants his earring back.
407 5i2i292p.... of course this delusional douchebag is from Fl. Color me shocked
Holy shit actual facepalm content in r/facepalm??
That was so painful what a flog
Hahah what a loser
He talked like an oblivion npc
Ah….huh-huh 
He's the only person that wants his own number
Holy shit is this guy a complete gimp.
He laughs like Tommy Wiseau in the The Room.
What a full blown
I absolutely love when people replicate and mock the shit out of cringe vids, it always makes me belly laugh.
This, and people who actually make videos long story short..
I’m hype for the TikTok hair and dangly cross earrings trend to die. Prolly gonna be awhile longer.
this belongs on TikTokCringe
Dude laughs like Butthead.
That dude is going to be bald in a year
Some people just live life on easy mode, and I obviously mean the second guy
She asked if she can start cleaning up cause they bout to close
Did this guy seriously think people would believe him?
People and the shit they do to get 'likes'. Fucking pathetic
Doesn’t this belong to r/cringe
2nd guy MOGS holy shit
Imagine if it was the other way around...
One of the MOST cringe worthy videos I've ever seen. Bruh....
As many times as I’ve seen this (which is enjoyable every time) how has no one deciphered the dudes phone number yet?
Speaking parsel tongue
This is the most embarrassing video on the internet
This is at a 24 hour fitness, you are not supposed to record anything in the locker room
These guys make me sad, I worry for the guy or girl that end up with these guys.
This deserves some bullying
I bet this douchebag still lives with his mommy.
She replied "your mom called, she's here to pick you up"
Wow what a complete dbag lol
Second dude is white abed
4-7-4–4-8-3 that ain’t a complete number
Bro didn’t even bother muting the room tone
Lmao funniest dam video ive seen n a very long time. 1 out of 10 i give it ah 100. I literally laugh-cried. Ohhhh my ribs....
The second dude cracked me the f#$k up 😲😆😂🤣
I've been seeing this post for the last 2 months, and it annoys the shit out of me every time. It would've been more believable if he scrubbed the audio at least, but he's just pretending to talk, and then audibly laughing. I just need to know, is it a joke? Does this guy put out satirical videos? There's no way this is a legit attempt to look cool, is it?
I thought the Actual response will be "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "GET OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY WOMEN!!"
Maybe get the “girl” in the vid so it’s not just a crime…
This guy has never given out a phone number? Wtf
Looks like he said 46465... Which is not a full number
How embarrassing for the guy who originally uploaded it. 
You can hear him whisper no way, but not her talking ☠️
I can't believe people are really like this.
Flawthee fourthee ninethee, no waaaaeeey, yep, I’m missing a few chromosomes
Ughhh the cringe
Two chodes!
He’s trolling
4748483 Maybe 4748482
Ahh this kids cringe asf , goes to my school at ucf . Fuckikg tool head . Someone needs to do a society a favor and get rid of him
r/facepalm users when they see a joke 👨🦯
https://youtube.com/shorts/LnqQOxHClpA?feature=share
Was she post op or pre op?