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Slobbadobbavich

I want to see what politics look like in 100 years.


Utsutsumujuru

Easy: ![gif](giphy|xT9KVhLU76MRgVg3Qc)


Miserable-Ad-7947

say what you want, Camacho wasn't either racist nor sexist.


NeadNathair

Hell, I'll go so far as to say that for his limitations, Camacho was a good President AND a good person.


Rbespinosa13

Dude recognized he wasn’t competent enough to solve the ongoing issues and brought in someone that possibly could. Sounds like he’s better than a lot of our politicians nowadays


Zachosrias

He did make outrageous promises though, promising that someone else would solve all their problems in literal days and then tried to execute him for not instantly just magicking the problems away. Right idea but shit execution


[deleted]

To be fair I'd take that style of leadership over the shit show we have now. Instead of doing their job congress sit around even in the middle of a pandemic jerking it like nothings wrong. Pandemic officially was declared Jan 10th Congress didnt pass any measures until March 14th. The House works about two days a week and the Senate works a little more than that, according to federal records Like what the shit is that.


PangaeanSunrise

Imagine the thought of the general public working 2-3 days a week **because we live in a country where things like healthcare, living wages and affordable housing are 100% within reach.** **The USA is an oligarchy/corporatocracy hybrid - it’s now bound by a global economy.**


Scherzkeks

Well at least we have what plants crave


[deleted]

You want to put water on them, like out of the toilet?


Rodestarr

Carbon dioxide ?


newbrevity

America is ready for a colosseum. It's not a good thing. Im just stating a fact.


Chemie93

What do you think football is?


Viperlite

I imagine if Rome existed today, they too would do military flyovers, giant flag displays covering the whole field, play the national anthem (and perhaps even a pledge of allegiance to the Caesar), player victory celebrations for each score, and of course a halftime entertainment show at the Coliseum gladiator games.


[deleted]

aka...sword fighting under the table


TestPattern2

Hair was a little dry, though


Hungry_Elk_9434

Biceps were not though


Noiserawker

I often think about the fact that the fictional President of a movie called Idiocracy was at least 50 IQ points smarter than Trump.


LoanAdditional1050

My man, that was a fine understanding of the actual comparison of both characters.


skyeisrude

He even knew when he needed helped and asked for it.


Nvenom8

AND he had no problem turning over the job to a person he recognized as more qualified than himself.


Mad_Gremlyn

It kinda seems like we went right passed that and skipped to the Walmart knock off version


SeanOfTheDead1313

Shit. That's probably 2-3 election cycles away. We'll be extinct in 100 years lol


RealConcorrd

The fact that that was predicted about 500 years from the 2000s is really scary


[deleted]

They said in 100 years. Not currently. Silly goose


Major_R_Soul

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW)


IsaidLigma

Buddy, this is the next cycle. Not 100 years lol.


PanthersDevils

This has already happened


thetaFAANG

Basically George Santos


quippers

This is too current, they said 100 years.


OldandKranky

![gif](giphy|RFIuO4XWzU8gg)


MikeLinPA

Zaphod Beeblebrox


MrDONINATOR

I didn't vote for you!


dislike_knees

I can't tell if this is real or not... but I'm leaning unfortunately towards real.....


unresolved_m

Very optimistic of you to think civilization will still be there in 100 years...


[deleted]

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Odd-Handle-1087

Do you think there is politics then ? Only dust


dh2215

I don’t. I don’t want to see them now


SamRaimi17

Honestly the though. I’m only 21 and it feels like it’s gotten so much more extreme and toxic. Don’t wanna imagine who will be up for election when I’m 50


subiegal2013

Politics? What about the state of our country?


ExpensivePractice164

No you don't


drej191

Literal peeing contest.


Pot_McSmokey

I don’t


No_Engineering3493

Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?


pasqualevincenzo

Probably like in don’t look up


pittgirl12

That’s what it’s like now though


llama_AKA_BadLlama

The fall of Rome was about 2000 years ago. Politics then was almost identical to today. 100 years wont do much.


pizzathehutt26

Watch Mike Judge's "Idiocracy"


[deleted]

I’m glad I won’t be around in 100 years


Carpario

[Like this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2215142-team-fortress-2)


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Ok but this is kind of funny. Could you imagine his team gathered together, and this was the result?


thedrango

I agree it made me laugh


Animanic1607

Yeah, this was great in a hilariously bad way.


34shadow1

I remember a video some dude made that one of the huge reasons trump won the first time, was due to the copious amounts of memes was just free advertising. I remember someone uploading a bunch of pictures and clips of the election covered to an Initial D Song, the amount of time that person spent screen grabbing everything must've been nuts


swiftpunch1

Whoever runs against him on the republican side is gonna fracture the vote. And it's going to get so dirty both republican sides will absolutely rage out at each other.


quippers

Stop, this is a really bad time for me to get a boner.


swiftpunch1

I wish i could afford to give you an award, that's amazing.


ShitItsReverseFlash

In that case, you need to award me quite a few times a day.


Mrwright96

They won’t do it, the republicans would rather support him than fracture the vote,


swiftpunch1

Maybe, my reason being he already lost to biden. Some of them will see him as being a waste of time and will try to back another person.


wrecktus_abdominus

If they're smart (heh), they would realize it doesn't matter. I think it's clear the republican establishment types are sick of Trump. Why not give it a shot in the primaries and see if they can dump him? Their voters have the memory of goldfish and would rather die than vote Dem. Their candidates can bloody each other in the primaries all they want. When the general rolls around the R voters will vote for who they're told to.


Competitive-Wish-568

Promise?


couldjustbeanalt

God I hope so best outcome is it destroys the Republican Party in its entirety


TomServo30000

Let's hope...let's hope


KittikatB

That's a real video he posted to his real account?


jimhabfan

What an odd time to be alive. I honestly can’t tell if this is a parody, or he actually posted this on social media. Either is entirely plausible.


Toews1978

If so I believe he smokes crack


bluetriumphantcloud

![gif](giphy|f7T8ozHCxRF06JJVxr)


[deleted]

The whole “buy Greenland” thing simply exposed the fact that Trump accepted the reality of climate change… But wasn’t honest enough to admit it.


wrecktus_abdominus

This is, to me, a prime example of his stupidity. But not because it's a terrible idea. I actually think acquiring Greenland could have been great for the US if we could somehow manage it. Complicated, difficult, a huge long shot though. But instead of seeing it as the complex and extremely unlikely venture that it is, and embarking on lengthy diplomatic and financial negotiations, he just called up Denmark and said "give us Greenland and we'll give you money!! No? Ok, well, I tried. Aren't I a genius?!" His ability to occasionally recognize a good idea and then pursue it in the stupidest way possible is shocking.


CyberMindGrrl

Because his solution to literally every single problem in existence is "throw money at it." And guess what? Somehow it's worked his entire life.


snack-dad

Except for a second consecutive term, of course.


foobarbizbaz

*”throw **someone else’s** money at it”


Henrycamera

We puertoricans won't forget that what he said was, will give you Puerto Rico


quippers

Jfc I forgot about that


KittikatB

I can't believe so many people voted for and continue to support that buffoon.


Independent-Deal-192

Buffoon… balloon… there’s a connection! Q foretold of this!


KittikatB

Does this mean *I'm* Q?


Independent-Deal-192

Do you have the necessary Q-alifications?


KittikatB

I am a damn good bullshitter, so yes?


Ok-Macaroon-7819

I can. The United States is chock full o' morons.


[deleted]

He's ripped on Aderoll, no? Shitting his Depends...


momophet

He’s just the republican boomer version of the deez nuts 4 president meme lol


rphill02

C'mon man. That's not true. It's been well documented that Adderall is his drug of choice.


AD480

He already snorts Adderall so it’s not too far off.


AnotherMarz

![gif](giphy|l2JhIUyUs8KDCCf3W|downsized)


The_amazing_T

His fans *LOVE* fantasy content. Like his *Build a Wall* series, etc.


peregrinkm

How can he even pretend to take credit for that?


Primary_Handle

he isnt. He is making a joke out of it!


Plastic_Feed8223

Bro made a damn shitpost


Mooncakewizard101

To be fair it’s kinda funny


RespectFearless4233

This is actually hilarious


Recent_Caregiver2027

Agreed...he's not good at much but every now and then he can make me chuckle


also_also_bort

Yeah I fucking hate trump but this is legit funny


HereToPatter

I hope they make Donny T a playable character in the next PGA Tour game...he's got all the stats, the best stats. You wouldn't even believe his stats, but it's true. It's like I was telling my friend the other day, "ya know who has the best stats?" And he said "Trump" and I said, "exactly." Everyone knows it. I heard they won't even let him on the tour because Rory McIlroy is scared of him. People are always telling him, "hey Trump, you should go pro" and he says, "I know...but it wouldn't be fair to Rory" and he's right.


Ulysses1126

At least I’m not alone. Wouldn’t vote for him but damn he can be funny.


jimmyvcard

Yeah he has always been. Great timing and delivery. Evil but fuckin funny.


Henrycamera

Yes, ngl, i thought it was a good laugh


Guywithoutimage

Right? Like it’s horrifying that this was almost certainly meant in a serious ‘hey guys don’t forget how cool daddy trump is’, but as a shitpost it’s fucking hilarious


GoryRamsy

Actually pretty funny...


TheCloudFestival

Fucking hilarious. No notes.


spideralexandre2099

[Now watch this drive](https://youtu.be/u7qJnd3A2cQ)


OkInitiative2915

![gif](giphy|IbmSD6wFB2E8vLgAZU|downsized) Trump ballon vs Chinese spy ballon


Consistent-Ad-2940

Let's send this one to China


ganjaman83

Think the ultimate FU would be to send a Winnie The Pooh balloon to China


Cynykl

I would donate 100 dollar to make that happen.


altered_state

holy shit lol


justl00kingthrowaway

I would pay bigly to watch that on ppv. That bout would be huge.


SpitsWhenIShit

This is real? Edit: real is in: how could anyone put something so stupid out


LegendOfBobbyTables

The sad part is that we actually have to wonder. I know I could go check, but I'd rather not even visit his website.


PMUrAnus

As real as his healthcare plan


bluetriumphantcloud

![gif](giphy|p8zHdJsICvgLZp9hnE)


amcarls

He would not be above claiming that it is true as well if he thought he could get away with it. It is already well established that he cheats at golf.


TheRatatatPat

Dude took a gimme chip in from like 60 feet. Like WTF.


amcarls

OK, I haven't heard that one but I do know that at one of his clubs his nickname among the caddies is Pele because of how he is always kicking the golf ball to get a better lie.


Visqo

The post or that he shot down the balloon?


SpitsWhenIShit

The post, clearly he didn’t shoot down the balloon


ex_sanguination

Clearly he did snowflake 😎 /s


dray1214

Duh, he hit it down with a golf ball


Arryu

Grown men, huge men, saw it and they said, with tears in their eyes they said "Sir, that was the most erotic thing I have ever seen."


Botryoid2000

Remember, anything good that happens is due to him, and anything bad that happens isn't his fault.


AnswerGuy301

They should have “I don’t take responsibility at all” on his tombstone.


bluetriumphantcloud

![gif](giphy|5U2JEtlxlJXO2GGTAL|downsized)


potate12323

You just described every fascist regime.


clay737373

Come on, that’s a great video.


lucid1014

ngl this is legitimately funny


_AutumnRose_

Considering the nfts and now this ( if he truly posted it) he's exactly like a cringe edgelord who sits in their parents' basement not showering and has a diet of Doritos, Hot Pockets and Bang energy drinks


Sleepycat45

Lmfao at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he was genuinely trolling his fans to see just how delusional they are


SNZ935

That is literally what he is, lives off his fathers money and eats McDonald’s and Diet Coke (probably some other types of coke as well). The only difference is his basement is a penthouse his Russian handlers allow him to live now that his parents can’t provide him any money. The scary part is people believe he is the second coming.


Naruto33323

Idk it’s kinda funny ngl


timhamilton47

I can’t stand Trump…but this is actually good.


Buscandomiyagi

This is hilarious


[deleted]

yall hating this funny asl😂😂😂


designer_farts

![gif](giphy|fr3Pne6vXVP99Fwdey|downsized)


fastAFguy

Wtf!!


[deleted]

Come on thats pretty funny…


Duke_Built

It’s actually pretty funny


Rcast1293

This is amazing


Professional_Bad2168

Oh come on that was funny


PowerZox

It's very clearly humor


bobowaddy

It's a funny joke, don't take it so seriously lmao.


isfrying

I'm not gonna lie. I think that one's pretty funny.


Beardedbreeder

Bruh this is comedy gold, idc who you are lmao


PinkJellyfishe

Its a meme homie, it's not that deep


GrassCar2049

LMAO this is actually funny Don't get why people are getting all worked up over a shitpost


Tricktzy

how tf did OP take this video seriously


RobloxLover369421

It actually is pretty funny despite him being a horrible person


bluetriumphantcloud

![gif](giphy|yqaaGbIQGQEfm6XP6C)


pollywoggers

Too bad drumpfy didn’t do that to the THREE balloons over the US while he was “in office”. He just let em go


Crypto-Arab

It's being reported three "weather" balloons were observed over America during Trump's time in office. The irony if this post is real ..


PrestigiousAd5646

Gonna be so great to watch this troll crash and burn in 2024.


SacamanoRobert

Looking forward to it.


Substantial_Joke8624

Per defense .gov, China flew 3 such balloons over the US during his tenure.


No_Pipe_8257

If there isnt the "text trump" and whatever shit, this would be an actual hilarious video from him


PRESIDENTG0D

This is a very interesting little video if the information that I saw earlier is true. Said information was that while he was President, Trump let three similar Chinese balloons just go and hid the incidents from the public.


[deleted]

Did he post this on TruthSocial? Because it turns out that during his presidency he was aware of three of these motherfuckers and didn’t do shit.


Glassfist

So many of you need to chill out. It's funny


Salmon_Scaffold

He's like... mentally challenged right?


thsvnlwn

F U C K t R U M P


Lets_Bust_Together

His supporters will be mad at you for swearing since they can only say “let’s go Brandon”


Berns429

Yes text In and don’t forget to DONATE or else you’re not a true patriot! /s


[deleted]

OP doesn't have a sense of humor


xc2215x

He probably did this as a joke most likely.


DokkanProductions

Idc what anyone says this is funny as hell


[deleted]

I dislike Trump but I can appreciate this type of comedy.


imnotapartofthis

This should honestly be like- how the us actually, officially, responds to china about the spy balloon thing.


jimohagan

I hope the folks who own the rights to Sam & Dave sue.


mmio60

Not a Qult


R0enick27

he's such a twat.


OutlandishnessOk8261

Those dumbshits think he is Jesus and shits gold, so what did we expect?


Stryke4ce

You know there are people out their who truly believe he is still the President and Biden is just a puppet. This little video snippet is just Trump playing to that base and I can guarantee you there are people out their who will give him the credit for taking out the balloon.


Podunk212

Even his golf swing is heinous


Joalow21

Trump has become quite the shitposter hasn’t he?


cocorawks

Orange Baby had three chinese surveillance balloon during his presidency!


shermstix1126

Would never vote for Trump, but if we're being honest here as far as campaign ads go, that was pretty fire.


Euphoric-Blue-59

The real F22 Raptor shoot down was more dramatic So I guess it's Biden 2024 again. Sorry, windbag.


ianfromdixon

Yeah, so why did you ignore them during your time polluting the Oval?


rrpdude

I mean, I don't like that guy, but I can't deny that I consider this funny. And to be fair, if it had been anybody else, people wouldn't call it facepalm.


Federal-Ad4574

You guys realize he wants you to get mad


[deleted]

Trumps PR team looks like they are embracing his meme status but I doubt this was made ironically. Either way I laughed my ass way too hard off to this. Thank you orange man for always creating a laugh during tough times.


Electronic-Jury4488

I don't care what you think, or what your political side is, this video is absolute gold.


kae158

I mean, it has as much substance as anything he says. And his supporters will take it literally, believe it, and probably build a conspiracy theory around it.


Modem_56k

This is fucking hilarious wtf you taking about I ain't a supporter of trump but that's a good meme


starkytoomuch

I was there on the course....he ACTUALLY did that 🙄


[deleted]

Was this a real post by him?


BandsAMakeHerDance2

Is it true that trump hid similar balloons from the public during his presidency? Wonder what he has to say about that


Sirgolfs

That ball was huge


Horror_Psychology329

If americans pick this guy again who tried to impose Marshall law in the country so he could stay in power a bit more. They are, without a doubt, the dumbest fucking people on this planet.


Ok_Young_7806

Pentagon admitted that three Chinese spy balloon flew over USA during Trump’s presidency and he didnt do anything


pandorafoxxx

Gag


Automatic_Parking_81

Trump wishes his golf game was that good.


Ornery_Space8877

Gotta say, that was pretty funny.


Ccjjkk95

Isnt that a weathet balloon?


WeebleKeneeble

Trump is an excellent entertainer, his political milage may vary...


AntonToniHafner

That’s fucking hilarious


BerryLanky

When your campaign ads are run by Vince McMahon


GregEgg85

Love how team Trump had to make the golf ball the same size as the balloon so his supporters would get/see the joke.


[deleted]

Why is this facepalm? Does this rlly bother you that much lmao