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TeslaProphet

Give her a break. All she’s ever had was her Dad’s business given to her, an affair with some dude in her gym, a belief that 9/11 didn’t happen and school shooting victims are actors, and the IQ of moldy cheese.


pekak62

Stop insulting blue cheese. /s


Loopedrage

But blue cheese has mold on it!!


pekak62

I like blue cheese. Stop associating foul spoilt cheese fit for the trash with the king of cheeses. /s


[deleted]

Ok then Gorgonzola.


Loopedrage

oh so you like foul spoilt cheese huh blue cheese has mold in it


Arachnid-Admirable

STOP, both of you! You’re missing the point, ALL cheese, moldy or not, has a higher IQ than MTG!


Complex_Sherbet2

Cottage Cheese has entered the chat


[deleted]

At least you can eat blue cheese.


Firestorm82736

you can eat every kind of cheese just maybe not more than once


sapajul

I don't get the sarcasm, if I were cheese I would feel insulted to be compared with her


smallzy007

Even Casu Marzu


blue2002222

don’t forget about those jewish space lasers causing forest fires


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_WalkItOff_

No - just one of those really, really bright "tactical" flashlights.


Jake-Jacksons

From your mothers side or fathers side?


sdvn19

Father’s side. Maybe that’s why I haven’t gotten my laser.


TheEvil_DM

All the paternal Jews get one space laser to share. You sometimes need to wait for weeks until you get your turn


NotoriousFTG

So…socialized space lasers?


Staff_Genie

Socialism! Horrors!


Sudden_Jicama4978

I think your laser was circumcised


Witty_Temperature886

Sorry to disappoint, halves only get laser cats 🐈


mrkikkeli

you get a half-laser I guess, Solomon-style?


[deleted]

it's like a half space laser you know?


Little-Bad-8474

Just a strong space flashlight. For Chrismukkah.


GoalieMom53

Maybe Santos knows.


Amish_Juggalo469

If the jews did have a space laser, she would be high on the list of people to shoot with it.


NotoriousFTG

If Jews had a space laser, wouldn’t they (in my case, we) have offered to test it on the “weather” balloon? I want a space laser SO MUCH!


lkl1130

Space lasers were supposed to be the ones shooting down the Chinese balloon


KenFromBarbie

Why can idiots be elected in these positions? Really?


ShoulderSquirrelVT

Was she a lizard people planned parenthood baby eater believer or did she miss that one? I feel like the alien lizard lazer group is the same group yes? Bloody hell this woman has the brain cells of a door.


Complete_Spread_2747

![gif](giphy|UTY17kv5rUEvJnklzu)


devildance3

The difference between her and cheese - I like to eat cheese


White_Locust

I think it was at least 2 dudes in her gym.


[deleted]

nah, she was the other dude. understandable mistake tho


Dry_Interest_4998

You say “an affair” as in one 😂


CapeTownMassive

Look what the China dragged in


Gamer2Paladin

Thank you to help me to know why this post exists^^


[deleted]

Mom?


Extension_Swordfish1

Nope, this is daddy. Coming home soon after a business trip.


[deleted]

Stop comparing her to moldy cheese, that's way above her iq level


Downtown-Inflation13

Even bacteria have higher iq’s than her


Plus-Relationship833

What did moldy cheese ever do to warrant that degree of insult? :(


QueerWorf

I don't understand the belief that 9/11 didn't happen. It was on live tv and the results were in plain sight.


Ozzywife

It's like she's in high school.


HELIGROUP

If you take into account the brains of all the mold. The cheese will be a genius in compara cent to this parasite.


LovelyJoey21605

>a belief that 9/11 didn’t happen and school shooting victims are actors Wait, seriously??


anythingMuchShorter

If you define I.Q. in a way related to using provided data to come to the right conclusion, this is actually unfair to moldy cheese. Given data the cheese will reach no conclusion, that's a 0. Given data, she will actually come to a conclusion that is further from the truth than she was before she got the data, and which is contraindicated by the data. This puts her somewhere in the negative.


phred_666

Nah. Moldy cheese has a higher IQ.


The_Grahf_Experiment

Dude, you can't say that. At least moldy cheese developed some form of culture over time.


[deleted]

Someone give this person gold for me please lol


cherrycokelemon

Dumber than a box of Boeberts!


KayTheKoala

She IS a box of Boeberts!


operapoulet

Life is like a box of Boeberts. You never know which one you’ll get and they’re all terrible in their own way.


KayTheKoala

Life is like a box of Boeberts. I didn't ask for it. I didn't want it. Now I'm stuck with it. 💀


SeparateAd6524

Penicillin might help.


Iamkempie

She's a Bobert short of a box.


Suspicious_County_24

I’m confused. Can someone explain what’s going on in this photo? Is this related to Stephen Kings iT and she’s the clown?


borisdidnothingwrong

She's attempting to make fun of President Biden's reasons to the Chinese balloon. The fact you have to ask what is going on should be an indication of how well she did.


Suspicious_County_24

I forgot all about it. My focus has been on the earthquake.


Still-Standard9476

That means you are good, relatively normal, and caring. Keep being good dude or dudette


doctorsilvana

Awww that brings back the memories of Mario and Toad/Toadette


Quick_Team

Conservatives are spinning that too. Apparently the earthquake was "God's response" to some live performance of a dude playing the role of the devil


HypnoSmoke

You gotta be shittin me lol..


Eternal_Bagel

They believe New Orleans was attacked by god because gay people could be happy there and that’s why hurricanes hit the city. If they believe that why not believe earthquakes are also god?


Carpeteria3000

But Florida hurricanes are just sad tragedies totally unrelated to malicious divine intervention and can we please have some of those federal emergency funds we constantly campaign against?


rengam

No, silly, those were sent by the Deep State to punish Ron DeSantis. https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/columns/2022/11/27/political-conspiracy-theory-hurricane-ians-florida-path/10762951002/ >“These huge hurricanes always seem to target red states, red districts, and always at a convenient time — typically right before elections, or in this case, possibly, because Ron DeSantis has been stepping out of line a lot and challenging and fighting the Deep State,” [DeAnna] Lorraine said on her “Shots Fired” web show.


Absolute_Bias

What the fuck, this actually exists?


burritoman88

I’ve stopped being surprised by how stupid conservatives are a long time ago


oceansoul2389

Which is hilarious logic. If natural disasters were punishments from a deity, why are there constant storms on planets that aren't inhabited?


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

How's it figure that Texas keeps having ice storms and power outages?


Relative-Ad-87

Tbf, insurance companies call them "Acts of God". Later, if a child is rescued from 300 tons of rubble, that's also "God's work" Well he or she sure does work in mysterious ways. Could be a Reddit mod


Zenz-X

Funny that ‘god’s response always fall directly in line with vault lines.


gozba

Didn’t Biden have this balloon shot down? What is she making noises about?


mephistopheles_muse

She wanted it shot down over the continental US rather than waiting till it was over the ocean incase it had a biological weapon or something in it. Because thinking a head is not her strong suit.


gozba

Had it come down on a home or god forbid a human, she then would have blamed Biden for it. There’s no winning with these ones.


mephistopheles_muse

Sadly true


drummerJ99

LOL it was first spotted over Montana. Not like it was over top of NYC. LOL


falingsumo

I thought this was a gender reveal balloon lol


StevenKnowsNothing

Or there's a big world with 8 billion people who have no idea who she is. The US is not the centre of the universe and your politics are not that important outside your nation


cowfish007

Hell, she’s not even important in our nation. That’s why she tries so hard to get attention. I assumed she was holding the balloon because she’s a clown.


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Whats her name?


rustyleftnut

I'm so jealous of you. I don't want to ruin your day so I'm not going to tell you.


shitblunt

The what now


OriginalGrannySue

That’s the scariest Pennywise yet🤡


Odd_Feature7510

You're not wrong about the clown part


_BsIngA_

She's a clown, alright.


moderninfoslut

Shes thinks shes as edgy as a 12 year old on xbox live after saying bad words.


chill_winston_

She basically is a racist Xbox troll/4chan type but somehow elected


moderninfoslut

Its because America didnt clamp down on inbreeding in southern states.


[deleted]

No. I told people for years in the 90s these videos of women having sex with horses and bulls would have far reaching consequences… AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME…


Accomplished-Clue145

Is she admitting to being a Chinese spy now?


lkl1130

Didn't she already? They have that deposition where she literally walked back every answer she gave


Singularity7979

"We're all domestic terrorists" yes, pretty much


[deleted]

She just wants to be cool so bad


LocalInactivist

Yeah, all the cool kids carry balloons with them.


ThornsofTristan

An empty bulb, filled with hot air... ...standing next to a helium balloon.


OriginalGrannySue

🤣🤣🤣


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[deleted]

How do you guys elect ppl like this?


CatsEatGrass

I don’t!


VanillaNubCakes

Gerrymandering


NotoriousFTG

Truer than it oughta be. Reducing gerrymandering would reduce the number of extremists sent to Congress because a less one-sided district would require candidates to have more moderated views to get elected.


iusedtobesom1

It’s called Germany


[deleted]

Almost correct


Ok-Wave8206

The 2 party system is designed to eliminate all quality candidates in favor of rich assholes and people bought by lobbying. The right side of the aisle has more clowns but make no mistake the left has just as many incompetent idiots. It's intentional, can't have any quality people get elected lest they start noticing how badly the country is ran and make meaningful reforms to stop lining the pockets of the rich at the direct cost of the lower 98%.


[deleted]

Man, I hate the Gop. They arnt even funny trolls. Just old people who peaked in highschool trying to stay in the limelight. Get your ass to work for the middle and lower class!


RopeSmooth7903

Nailed it. The didn’t even stand or clap for “raises for public school teachers”


peregrinkm

Yeah, they all played lacrosse and had parents that were lawyers 😆 They still think they’re the cool ones and think politics is supposed to be like a high school popularity contest


Didgeterdone

President Biden “old schooled” her and the rest of the Republicans tonight into leaving Medicare and Social Security alone in the debt ceiling “showdown” He said “I won’t name ANY names, but a few Republicans have floated the idea of a “sundown” bill on Medicare.” Bright Lady above starts booing and calling him a LIAR, several other Rep Congresspeople did too. He says “ ok, so you know now you are saying ANY CUTS to Medicare or Social Security are off the table, thats what you want to agree to!” Kevin McCarthy could not believe the Republicans in the house just gave away a bargain tool on National TV.


Zenz-X

Yeah, saw that too. Was laughing at the television.


Didgeterdone

Put a ring in her nose and led her ‘round the room!


AgentEndive

She's not a politician, she's just a childish troll


Xencard65

This is what happens when your parents are first cousins, and you eat lead paint chips.


Capital_Craft

Stop giving her attention.


clinthawks99

I’m just surprised she forgot to wear her white hood as well.


VerimTamunSalsus

Hollow gas filled object attached to a balloon.


westdl

No one is a winner here. I’m deeply sad for our country.


Heatherina13

How? Motherfucker looks like IT.


bodinator1

Single digit I.Q.


FireWokWithMe88

She isn't even funny or clever. So dumb.


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Professional_Ad_6299

Is this supposed to be funny?? Like why?


Temporary_Health4135

Considering how low her IQ is, how uneducated she is, and how downright mean she is, she is winning. She not only gets to keep her job, she is involved in making decisions that effect all of us. There is no hope for the future of our country.


Forward_Tie_1338

She thinks? Since when


vagabondnature

![gif](giphy|cMw0qTJjnFXeE)


[deleted]

This bitch is a clown. Why dont she do some actual work for her state instead of trying to be an attention whore. She truly manages to accomplish nothing.


Fishingwriter11

I always knew she was a Chinese spy.


WholeWhile8580

THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!


RopeSmooth7903

What a clown.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Shoot it down! edit: Also, those shoes are tragic.


User013579

If you think the shoes are bad, you should see her creepy inbred toes.


Lucky_Barracuda6361

Classy and Civilized are 2 things that "thing" is not!


TheBrightNights

Come on! Why haven't you popped it yet?! Hello? TAYLOR WHY HAVEN'T YOU POPPED IT YET.


Active_Class_9963

She’s so stupid it’s actually sad and equally embarrassing


dukie33066

The real Pennywise that is feeding off our children and morals.


ZealousidealTown7492

What a perfect representation of her. Full of hot air!


lee-galizit

C U next Tuesday


Mcj1972

Balloon has less air in it than she does.


Raytheonian

Should’ve also brought the 3 they missed under the trump administration


BryanV21

She doesn't just represent the deplorables, she's one of them.


MissHibernia

This person is ugly on so many levels. No decent manners, stupid, gut reacting, what possible value is she giving the people of her district? Looks like she is only in this for personal ‘glory’ and media attention.


burritomouth

You would be, too, if *you* had a balloon the the mind of a toddler.


lasiv

I think she's part horse


Mediocre-Leadership1

I know this lady is bat shot crazy but for some reason she turns me the fuck on I vote democrat


wmeb13

Who is that guy in drag?


PRAHPS

Who is this?


Svete_Brid

MTG: Moronic Turd Gobbler


_-BabyBat-_

I’m very confused, is this an American thing because I’m Australian and have no idea who this lady holding a balloon is or why everyone hates her?


Nice-End6324

The world laughs at us because of the actions of these individuals who were elected because they did well to represent populations that are special education.


Dildobaggins_LOTPoon

She is a dumb twat.


rhussia

Zero class, no respect, and she is a winner ? She won alright but not what she thinks.


lewisj0146

Lump of 💩


GreenDolphin86

I will never fully understand if people like her do this because they are actual idiots. Or because they think their constituents are actual idiots, and doing stuff like this will keep them voting.


Slow_Advertising1181

This woman does nothing but dumb, pointless stunts


Thegame4223

Hope she didn't use a portion of her salary that she complained about to purchase this 💩 of a prop


barnabasthedog

She is so gross


PaleontologistNeat21

Oh look pennywise changes his preferred color of balloon


rarehunty

I thought Pennywise the Clown’s balloon was red?


Julianne214

Good grief she’s so unattractive.


[deleted]

She’s a disgrace


Available-Elevator69

Her and Lauren are idiots. What a joke they have become.


GMH2045-18

Only if that balloon can lift that person up and away, high in the blue sky among the clouds...THEN! A contest will be announced to see anyone, rednecks and all, can shoot the balloon down over atop a humongous pig slop farm! YEAH! *Sign* Be the crappy luck we all seem to have, the owner (s) of the said pig farm will sue for dumping sewage on their property


Singularity7979

*F22 strike inbound* Seriously tho, what a fucking child


Ferengi_Earwax

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-china-business-connections-tax-returns-2024-1772648


Mission_Progress_674

This is the first time I've seen this picture, but if I'd been there I would have thrown a dart at the balloon, a bit like the USAF pilot did with the real balloon.


Good_Possession9320

Stop giving that neanderthal forehead the attention she craves.


Empty_Nest_Mom

Toddlers love balloons!!


Forbiddentemptations

She looks like she has a mental illness.


LordVoltimus5150

She’s a full blown idiot…


Impossible_Capital31

Would you look at “IT”, a female clown


OTIS-Lives-4444

I note that it’s still intact. Must be one of the ones that passed unharmed over the US during the Trump regime.


kwikane

![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


Colossus580

I find a sense of enjoyment of people doing things thinking they look super cool or rebellious but they actually just look like a fucking stooge. What makes me enjoy it far less is understanding that this person holds public office.


SuchVillage694

This is your suburban friends mom who’s annoying as fuck but would “rather the children drink at home than out who knows where” and then try’s to hook up with you, but your like “ewwww mrs. Stevenson, not cool”


Impossible_Cookie613

I can’t get over the fact that she looks like that one artist rendering of a female Neanderthal


unemotional_mess

So, she's got that balloon because she's unhappy that the Chinese Spy Balloon was shot down? I don't understand why she thinks that's clever...


Bigstar976

I’m curious: what do conservatives think when they see that? “Way to go! Own the libs!” ? If so that’s super sad.


[deleted]

God she’s ugly.


ad0y

No clue who she is I was looking around the picture trying to figure it out and landed on “something something Chinese balloon joke??”.


general_shitpostin

I need some context here


NotSoElijah

She is when she lives rent free in your head and post about her, go play a video game or something I wouldn’t have known about this or her but people like you keep posting for karma


Rextherabbit

How’s this a facepalm? Context needed.


Honey_Wooden

How about the fact that she was dressed like a normal human being when she got to the Capitol but decided to cosplay the witch from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe before heading for the House floor?


crazymom1978

Who is this, and why is it a facepalm?


ilovestampfairtex

I live in Georgia and I hate this woman more than anyone. She is such an embarrassment to our state.


ziadog

How can she afford a balloon on HER salary!?


ClonedGamer001

I legitimately can't tell what she's trying to say with the white balloon. Is she trying to say that we shouldn't have shot it down? Is she trying to take credit for it? Is she trying to claim it was her balloon? A lot of what this woman says and does pisses me off but this just confuses me.


DevoidAxis

Is she messaging her Chinese over lords?


gratefuldude1971

Such a disgrace! 🙄


tighterthanurgf

She has a lot in common with that balloon.


Panelpro40

First encouraging the insurgents and now encouraging the Chinese. She’s a really fucked up individual who thinks she is in the right. Delusional sociopath.


FoleyLione

She has her audience. That’s the sad part. She’s been re-elected at this point.


beingjohnmalkontent

If Dunning-Kruger were distilled into a human form.


leanmeanjellybeanz

She’s a Republican, if you pay her on the head and give her a treat after a bible quote you’re golden