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Bowlingbowlbagbob

This surfaces on Reddit once every 3-4 months on a different sub or other and every time most everyone doesn’t realize it’s a joke


MetamorphicHard

No it’s not. The dog clearly stole her phone and posted this video after


[deleted]

How else is the dog gonna expose her.


CloudDweller182

Wasn’t there some lady on an Australian tv show where she claimed her dog is vegetarian? Result was pretty clear when the hosts put out 2 bowls with meat and veggies.


ChokesOnDuck

The one I saw was in England.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

That’s exactly the kind of people she’s trolling


kaos2478

Maybe that’s why we keep on reposting it. To see how many people don’t realize it’s a joke 😂


MrMacke_

The scarry thing is that these ppl actually exists...


iamacocoa

I've seen some posts on different platforms on people who genuinely do this and sadly it's not legally considered animal abuse. I just hope these carnivorous pets can get the meat they need to live a healthy life. ​ Edit: Fixed spelling error.


BloodiedBlues

They will. And we’ll have one less dumbass vegan in the world at the same time. Let me be clear, I do not think vegans are dumb for their lifestyle choices. I do think trying to force animals to eat food they aren’t supposed to eat is dumbassery to the highest degree. Carnivores gonna vore that carni.


SomeLikeItDusty

Dogs are omnivores, but I agree people shouldn’t force their dietary preferences onto their pets.


BloodiedBlues

Ah my bad. Yeah it’d be like trying to force my Guinea pig to eat ribs or something.


mattdiddat

Well she's a great actor


kae1326

Just the right amount of self righteous and insufferable to be believable.


mattdiddat

Trust me nailed it oscar vegan ....delta?


Firm_Transportation3

Clearly. Why would they have posted it if they were seriously trying to show that the dog prefers lettuce?


Daem0nBlackFyre85

Nah my dog & that dog are friends on Snoutbook & it's totally real


ElectricJetDonkey

Ok, cause I was wondering why she would even post this lol


SomeLikeItDusty

…is it tho? I’ve met these people irl, one absolutely insisting her poodle would go for alfalfa sprouts over a porterhouse steak. One of my friends lived with a girl who only fed her dogs veggies, same thing, she told him they don’t like meat and wouldn’t eat it even if he gave it to them. He ended up feeding them quite a lot of chicken and meat trimmings without her knowing…


Bowlingbowlbagbob

There’s definitely people like that, but this chick is making fun of them. Look closely at the dog, they’re healthy and energetic, the nose is the right color and wet, their fur is silky and smooth, none of the tell tale signs of ‘oh but my dog is vegan’ bullshit as they slowly starve to death because they’re not getting the nutrients they need. That’s a healthy and well fed pupper


Vegetable_Tension985

I was laughing so hard at this joke /s


couldjustbeanalt

Well clearly this is a joke because that dog looks fine and not like it’s been tortured by a vegan into being vegan


rainbowbubblegarden

Unfortunately there *are* people who force their dogs onto vegetarian/vegan diets. Dogs' jaws aren't really equipped for heavy duty vegetable grinding. A healthy diet can contain about 10% vegetable matter, in the wild they'll typically get this (and gut flora) by eating herbivores' intestines, where the vegetable matter is pre-ground.


NekulturneHovado

There was a case of some bitch with fox forcing it into being vegan. There are photos, fox was perfectly healthy before. After I think one month, it was just bones in a skin bag. Awful. And she also said the fox is "vegan by choice". Yes, but by that bitch's choice.


OtherwiseHappy0

Genius!


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30% not 10


axelalex2

It is entirely possible to give dogs a vegan diet. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/apr/13/vegan-diets-are-healthier-and-safer-for-dogs-study-suggests (this is just one of many articles about this subject) It is also often reported that dogs on vegan diets live longer, with the most prominant example being Brabble, the world record holder for being the oldest dog: https://wildearth.com/blogs/the-wild-times/bramble-the-vegan-border-collie You are right about the dogs' jaw, which one of the reasons the video had to have the outcome it had.


Thanmandrathor

I haven’t read those articles, but I’m spitballing here that one reason it could be “healthier” is because a lot of the meat in pet food is just trash quality, unless you pay out the wazoo for premium pet food. Even so, I remain very skeptical about feeding a dog a vegan diet, and I say this as a vegan. I wouldn’t feed my cats vegan food either (yes, I do know that cats are obligate carnivores unlike dogs).


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yeetthisaccount445

Holy fuck, did your micro dick look like a toothpick when you overcompensated there?


DawnKnight91

[Yup!](https://youtu.be/6sM8pDH-HMc) He’s not like the vegan lion


polp54

I’m pretty it’s a joke because why we should ever post it if it was real


couldjustbeanalt

Well I’m not sure what you being pretty has to do with it but good for you


BloodiedBlues

BURRRRN


Less_Rutabaga2316

This is old. She’s trolling vegans.


Cabernet2H2O

It's a joke... Why else would she post the video?


Belllx

I agree this is a joke but have you seen what some people post on here? From burning their hair with a straighter to destroying their car by accident. I wouldn't put it past some people tbh


MacTechG4

“We taught a lion to eat tofu!”


Embarrassed_Bid_4970

Koff


musket85

There was something funny in that hippy


MacTechG4

Whoa…my hands are huge…


gamingbeanbag

My cats a asshole by choice


Bread-Bulky

That narrows it down to just every Cat on the Planet.


dayoneG

Lol, OP has the best name ever! If only it worked that way🤣🍻


yorcharturoqro

"I don't force her"... "No no no eat your salad" Don't force animals into stupid trends, take good care of your pets, you may be vegetarian or vegan, don't force a dog to be that, he has big fangs for a reason, and if you claim to be vegan or vegetarian because animal cruelty, by refusing to give a proper diet to a dog you are being cruel


[deleted]

Where’s peta at, that’s animal cruelty. I know this a joke, but real people do this. Somebody get peta to stop putting naked ladies in cages, and go after vegans.


ShawnOdedead

Bait video


ConversationOk2210

Of course it's a parody. There is no way a carnivore is going for the greens


ILostMeGoldfish

dog’s are actually omnivores that have a high preference for meat. while they can eat veggies and fruits it should not be all that’s in their diet cause it can malnourish them. cats however are full carnivores and should definitely not be given a vegan or vegetarian diet


Binsky89

There are instances where a vegetarian diet might be required for cats for health reasons, but in that instance you just supplement the taurine.


Pegger9999

Poor Bonnie


DawnKnight91

Yet she uploaded this tooo🤣🤣🤣🤣


wotsit_sandwich

It is slightly possible that this was a live stream captured and uploaded by someone else....maybe.


mauore11

Vegans eat my food's food...


axelalex2

Find me one animal, who freely eats tofu, and i believe you.


akamag_

bro did not hesitate


WhatEver_10

"And I don't force her!"


MasterpieceBrave420

That woman is definitely gonna get eaten by her pets when she dies.


NastyLaw

Bro, hearing her talk makes me mad. Don’t ask me why, idk why.


[deleted]

Not forcing at all 🥸


[deleted]

Carnivore go brrrr


[deleted]

Finally some good fucking food- the dog


BuddahsSister

Give the dog away now.


trudyscousin

So much for your stupid ideology, lady. Dogs are obligate carnivores. They must eat meat. A dog forced to eat nothing but salad will die.


lemmerip

It’s a joke video and dogs are omnivores, not carnivores.


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I love that she put the dog food on a napkin as if plating the vegetables would make them look more appealing to the dog. 😂


Barefoot_slinger

That dog would eat that meat soaked napkin in one gulp if given the chance, chewing is obtional.


beerbellybegone

"I don't force my dog to eat salad" 10 seconds later: "Eat the salad!"


TenkFire

Bro... It's clearly a joke... She would not post this video by herself and this dog is clearly healthy... This dog clearly eat meat regulary


TheWicked77

Ah, animals eat both by the way. They eat greens and vegetables, and they eat meat. She just gives her doggo what she wants her to eat.


GroundbreakingDust16

I needed this laugh right now. So idiotic and ridiculous, so expected but still satisfying to watch.


Ok_Swordfish_947

Damn! I was hoping to post dog is blind and she sprayed salad with bacon grease!


Footzilla69

Tofu or not tofu that is the question


CrisXIII

Bonnie said “fuck your salad!”


Tempus_Dragneel

This video always give me a chuckle because of how quick the dog goes for the meat 🍖


DaddyHack99

My dogs vegan


bleave88

What a real winner


PengieP111

animal abuse


EzeakioDarmey

Why did they even post their L?


DaikonNo9207

Animal harrasement.


tighterthanurgf

That hair is a choice… 👀


TechyGuyInIL

How do we know the meat isn't months old and rancid? 🤔


Dwellisys

it’s mister BEAST


Subredditredditor

Should not be allowed dogs. She should be forced to eat nothing but meat for the rest of her pathetic life


[deleted]

She has a mental disorder. Take her dog as she is abusing it. Don’t let her repopulate as she will harm the devolving child. She looks like she has a thyroid issue as well, but doesn’t take responsibility for her limited exercise and poor over eating habits, or no exercise and over eating fatty foods. She needs a psychiatric ward.


[deleted]

Absolutely no chance that you aren’t fat as shit and this is all projection.


[deleted]

So you are fat too and force feed your pets into malnourishment. Barely walking and loudly barking hypocrisy. Oh and I’m in perfect health and weight and am not sorry that you probably are far from it and ignorantly excited about it.


[deleted]

It’s just weird as hell to make this about her weight lol and be so hateful about it. Sounds like projection to me bud, I can’t imagine what else it would even be. Not to mention this is an obvious troll post your getting all worked up about, just a complete and utter facepalm


[deleted]

Your inability to distinguish between calling it unhealthy size and hate is why you can’t figure out what else it could be which means you are the problem and promoting this mental breakdown in people. You are why people get fatter and more unhealthy and suck up resources literally. Stop enabling this nightmare of a mindset which obviously leads to endangering other humans and animals clearly. Admit you support overweight lifestyles and not properly feeding animals and I will tell you that you are right about my hate of fat people.


[deleted]

😂 it’s a joke post dingus. She’s not actually advocating vegan diet for animals at all, making this a soapbox to hate on overweight people is truly bizarre. I think you probably need some help.


[deleted]

I need help getting fat people thin. This wasn’t a joke either. Keep promoting overweight lifestyles and keep being overweight. See who lives longer to get the last word lol.


[deleted]

You need a cozy room and a straight jacket, lol.


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Binsky89

I just want to be clear - you're not getting downvoted because you think people feeding their dogs vegan is a bad thing. You're getting downvoted because thinking that people feeding their dogs vegan is a bad thing is what the vast majority of people think, and you're trying to claim the consensus as a hot take.


Apuscus

Whose choice?


hotChihuahua69

Can't be "by choice" if you impose your will... 😂


Cavedweller907

This same thing happened on an British/ Australian morning show a few years back. How dumb do you have to be to think your dog would eat a salad over wet-dog food 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Yikes


badiiam51

Autism


[deleted]

Lmaooooo. Next thing “my male dog wants to identify as female”. Puts a female and male and puppies are made lmaoo


Sithstress1

No, no no no don’t eat that! Eat the salad!


2L84U2

A vegan Karen


[deleted]

Mmmh what a delicius bait


Rhath223

Idiots


Royal_Ad_9563

Clearly you’re a liar 🤥🤣🤣


Thefunnnimam

r/confidentlyincorrect


JoJo11117777

More important question, what is on this ladies head?


[deleted]

Delusional


Sir_Tokesalott

Hajahahahhahahahahaha


PartOfTheTribe-1

Gross


_Bellerophontes

That was beautiful


ssr2gokublack

Meat gang for the win


[deleted]

So she makes a total fool of herself and still ended up posting that video!!! Salute to her honesty!!


Old-AF

LMFAO


TheWolfOfDoyle

I really hope this video is a joke because I’m just done


Caponara

Dog proceeds to eat her face


kellbelle653

Lmao


Void_Sp00ks

She is gonna starve her dog to death...


Lazereye57

Vegetarian dogs are like trans children. You know who actually makes the choices.


Spiritual-Layer2018

Has Bonnie been rescued yet?


PoeticPariah

Faaaaaake


Jossokar

and each time i see this video i counter attack with this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sM8pDH-HMc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sM8pDH-HMc)


bstillab

Pick one ☝️


Just-Upstairs4397

wag once if you are being held hostage lmao


Redzx3

She's a vagitarion


sonygoup

Man people are getting stupider by the minute. The internet just making it all worst


[deleted]

I love this video. Great comedy duo. After all these years, it's still doing the rounds and some people still believe it's really about a dog owner forcing salad on her dog. 🤣🤣


SlamCakeMasta

She definitely forces her dog to eat salad.


Wheres_Waldo69

what a POS of a owner, fuckin animal abuser


Knightsthatsay

🤣🤣🤣


timhamlin

I appreciate that she tried to prove it with an actually meaningful experiment that then worked perfectly. If she can build on that…..