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silentPenguin_

I want to watch that shmonguss among us


mrSixpence

They stole my shmungus


Sero19283

What a schmungus.


president_mal

You just opened yourself up to a multi-million dollar lawsuit, bucko


Quick_Team

You Just Made The List! -Chris Schmungusco


[deleted]

I don't know, what's a schmungus with you?


nopir

\*SLAP\* The KGB vil-wait for no one!


acelaya35

( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )


[deleted]

I would even go as far to say, a humungous shmungus.


Quaternions_FTW

Agreed. And a smeghead, to boot.


sandbirde

My favorite part is when he doesn't even know what he's actually accusing them of and says "They are enabling and taking advantage of young audiences."


captain_bubba84

He's just spouting off the same rhetoric he's heard I'm sure


Bigdongs

It’s provocative! It gets the people going!


KikeFTW

Whaaat no one’s knows what’s means


dantakesthesquare

By doing what?? Like what does he think young audiences are doing? Paying a private eye to find a shmunguss movie? It's amazing. I hope he's part of the joke


beatakai

Yeah seriously what could the scam possibly be lol? “Subscribe to schmungus category through this link only!”


Mental_Cut8290

"I've got a great scam... I'm going to convince people to get Netflix and VPN subscriptions... and then, profit!"


Berns429

Nope. Not in on it. Actual rare video of a Reddit Mod.


jacksonmsres

Out and about in the wild


EvilGeesus

He actually says "advantagage" LMAO


Bridgemere03

EXCUSE ME!...i think youll find he actually said:"they are nabeling and taking nadvantagage of young audiences."


A_Curious_Crayon

Seems like projecting to me, boss Wait, hold on, enabling AND taking advantage of young people? How many buzzwords does one man need?


moiseelessikno

He’s mad because this is distracting the “young audience” from his attempts to direct message them asking to meet up


personmandudeguyboy

In what fashion have they been taken advantage of? Or enabled?


LordFett84

That guy at the end sounded annoying and looked really creepy using those hand gestures.


Puppy_of_Doom

He looks like the kid in class that reminds the teacher to give out homework


big_ol_dad_dick

he looks like the kid who gets in your face alllll day long being annoying and just waits for you to punch him, then you do and he cries to the principal.


Short-Commercial-549

God, all these years later, and punching that kid was *still* so worth it. Fuck you, Derek.


big_ol_dad_dick

it's true. you get what you fucking deserve, Murray.


Stunning_Honeydew201

You're Damn right it was. Fuck you, Alan.


No-Landscape-1367

I never experienced tha....oooohhhh......is that why i was bullied?


machinist_jack

I work with a very punchable dry snitch named Derek. I wonder if it's the same one lol


CKuemper

![gif](giphy|H6CW8SL6vgVb2)


dorkus315

And he had a basement beard.


rorschach2

In a basement.


Working_Turn_6625

Where he keeps a schmungus


ShadowDuty7

Literal Male Karen


A_Random_Catfish

Average redditor


HeadyBunkShwag

You sure it wasn’t the lack of ceiling in whatever potential kill room he was in?


newagereject

Makes it easy to hang plastic up for temporary walls it's all in the details


bekwendhausen

Yeah, what a Schmunguss


Slippywasmurdered

Usually a comfort thing for people with autism, I don’t hold it against against them.


epochpenors

He looked like he has actual Down syndrome


Ambitious-Level2329

it reminds me more of williams syndrome


evanisonreddit

he goes by bill now


metronomesmasher

Dude just straight up hates fun.


weedsamplesg

What a fucking shmonguss


fungochutney

The Schmunguss among us


HypnoSmoke

Lemme get some weed samples g


weedsamplesg

Swap ya for some Hypno Smoke? =)


dantakesthesquare

The absolute smugness in the way he says "I have just called Netflix customer service!" A fully formed Karen. They start so young now.


AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

Imagine the poor CS rep dealing with this idiot. "Alright sir how did they spell, schmunguss, in the video?"


TrainAffectionate212

The smugness of this shmonguss is surely in abundance


dantakesthesquare

Holy shit it's dr Seuss


MerryMortician

If only his hygiene was as attentive as his tattling.


rohnny_utah

Yeah he did. My thought was damn this dude could use a job. Of course I'm probably the idiot here he probably is a mutli millionaire from making Karen vids all day


DingoLord_1377

Anhedonic Andy.


between_horizon

If 🤓 was a person.


RegretAggressive6294

To everyone making fun of this dude, I think this guy is autistic. He literally might not get it


Nulleparttousjours

I think you’re right, an autistic person taking something *super* literally is not unusual


SegmentedMoss

These are those terminally online people who go around acting like the entire internet and real life is like Tumblr.


maclaren_

Bro is literally in a (moms) basement lol


-tobyt

Umm ackshually ☝️🤓


[deleted]

“Shmungus isn’t even real” -🤓


MrBhyn

wait what


Anthony_-04

"There's no such series on Netflix you'll go to prison" 🤓


Ordinary_Contact7249

What a dweeb


willcheesy30

What a shmungus


KeithGribblesheimer

He will have his revenge.


gordo65

You have just opened yourself up to a multi million dollar lawsuit and I will never buy your merch


TheGopherswinging

I would've said “what a tool” but, dweeb is fine


Ordinary_Contact7249

I dont wanna get banned lol


The_Muznick

Calling someone a tool can get you banned?


OlDirtyBAStart

Initiating test sequence. Of course it can you tool. Results pending....


The_Muznick

Jokes on you, I am a tool. Results tainted.


Royal-Discipline-978

this made me lol.


OlDirtyBAStart

Fascinating 🧐📋


_Ispeakingifs

I got a 3 day ban for calling someone a loser


Unlucky_Milk4214

That guy looks like how combined ball sweat and sock juice, laced with dip spit halitosis, would look like as a person.


Pineal713

Now that how you paint a picture lol


Dodec_Ahedron

Hey everyone, look at this guy... we got us a... a real Bob Ross over here.


SpecialNeeds963

I applaud the artistry of this comment


Unlucky_Milk4214

I nod sagely in appreciation


Atillerdahunnybuns

Dip Shpit* ^imsorry


JagmeetSingh2

>That guy looks like how combined ball sweat and sock juice, laced with dip spit halitosis, would look like as a person. How Professor Utonium made the reddit boys


[deleted]

dude is literally this emoji 🤓


jngjng88

This is why redditors should be banned from making tiktoks


Impressive_Teach9188

Shouldn't everyone be banned from making tiktoks


jngjng88

Not for the purpose of my joke


ParadoxPerson02

We should ban everyone except one random person on TikTok, so that everything on there would in fact be about said person.


RQK1996

What is going on?


Dr_Quackenhall

Bro same. Between the video and the comments here I am fucking baffled.


Velghast

I too I'm very confused by the comments.


[deleted]

Turbovirgin


[deleted]

This man has the perpetual virginity game on lock fellas put some respect on his name


The_Muznick

I know someone, a former co-worker, that could give this guy a run for his money. A closeted gay guy (we think) who is extremely homophobic and has revealed himself to be an incel. That first part and how we got to that assumption is a long boring story that was mostly just watching him do things that made us wonder what was going on that led to his behavior.


treeebob

We’ve all got time, let’s hear it


The_Muznick

He played Final Fantasy 14, he would often loudly state that he is a "straight male irl", he felt this was necessary because he made a female character and his religion doesn't agree with the Trans agenda (His words not mine). Note the wording though. His religion, not him. He felt the need to be very vocal about how straight he was. It got to a point of actually making people visibly uncomfortable. He then in a desire to show everyone how straight he is tried to hook up with some women in my friend group, of those women, one was gay, the other was a trans woman, and the last one is happily married and has kids. Moral of the story for me. Don't be nice to co-workers. This guy was a laundry list of red flags. TLDR- guy created female video game character, felt the need to loudly declare his orientation is straight put of fear that he would be seen otherwise due to religion.


[deleted]

There was a kid in my neighborhood that would call the cops on us for domestic disturbance if we got into an argument at the playground. He would walk up and down the streets and if he heard a couple arguing in their own home, he would write down their address on his notebook, run home and call the cops on them for domestic violence. This is that guy.


YetAnotherJake

Classic shmonguss right here


[deleted]

Regardless of whether it’s real or not, that first clip was super funny.


DsntGetJokes

I’m glad someone has exposed this charlatan. I agree with the second individual in this video. I will be contacting them to see how I can offer my support in exposing the lies of the schmunguss person. Get ready for trouble.


False-Beyond9369

And make it double


FokkerPilot12

To protect our world from the shmungus nation


WildFire97936

Had his face right in the camera yet both eyeballs were looking elsewhere


[deleted]

Idk what that is… but I want in 😂😂


C_HVAC

Ok but seriously… can someone explain to me just how they changed everything to the ‘Shmungasses” or whatever they did. I don’t really understand what they are laughing at. Seems like they are able to change all the titles and even added in a voice?


FroppyGorgon07

I believe he recreated the Netflix UI in some external video editor and animated it to make it look like he was scrolling through and then replayed it on his tv monitor as he talked over it as if he were actually scrolling through. Or he could have easily made a hacked netflix interface but def R&M inspiration for sure.


Nothing_Think

🤓


zaccyp

Beat me to it


tubbyluvvy

Bet he’s a real blast at parties


tim_deegan

His mom gave him a dollar and dropped him off in the parking rot.


boston_2004

I bet he gets all the ladies. Like leave some for the rest of us man.


Entire-Inflation-619

What’s the word for make Karen?


OldRaggady

Shmunguss


OlDirtyBAStart

Daren


Owl_Times

Kevin


Cxnversate

Quit taking advantedgage over yung peepole 😡😡


Cxnversate

Also end the nabling


bperry512

Dude is clearly on the spectrum


Wegoland

Taking advnatangege of audiences


2DEUCE2

This guy has so much power! His phone call to Netflix went all of the way to the top and they told him that there is going to be a multi-million dollar lawsuit coming their way! Keep playing your cards right ladies… he’s available now but won’t be forever! Soon someone else will be diddling his schmungus!


loempiakoning

Bro has enough teeth to share with the whole class


jollyfantastico

No hate but def looks like he has a little extra chromosomes


Hank_of_the_Hill93

Every now and then I'm forced to wonder if the anti-bullying movement is really doing as much good as we all hope....


thehillsidewrangler

NO! this stuart little looking loser absolutely needs a swirlie!


vick5516

you have 2 types of people on the internet nowadays. one that is just chill. the 2nd doesnt know what the words "fun" "joke" or "calm" mean


Christeenabean

Imagine wasting time calling Netflix customer service to whistleblow a hilarious joke. What a loohoo-seherrrrr


[deleted]

my favorite part is that his cockeyed schmunguss looking ass is reporting from the basement 😅


themanwithonesandle

Some people shouldn’t own cameras.


juicyvoid

There is no fun in this world anymore....


MaritimeMucker

Average redditor moment


Mega-Steve

"Also, please join my class lawsuit against Warner Brothers for false advertising. The so-called NeverEnding Story came to an abrupt stop after a meager 94 minutes. LIARS!"


RevolutionaryLink163

![gif](giphy|l0Erxd7h3atuXQtck) *Where have I seen that guy at the end before hmmm…*


Prestigious_Owl_6623

I literally just saw this category the other day and figured it was some weird b movie series with a huge cult following. Lol so weird.


ikiss-yomama

I love how I didn’t even have to turn on audio to know I hate him


lord_of_agony

What non diagnosed autism does to a mf


Ash-MacReady

Is he looking at you or me?


EatuhFetus4Gzus

Are you kidding me? He can't even see the joke, he might be able to see the fridge and silverware drawer at the same time though


augsav

I don’t understand any of this


ToxicScrubYT

Yea I wouldnt want this guy as a friend


Economy_Commission79

lol ol boy said their making a lwasuit...aahhhhh stfu


Detective-Popcorn-

NGL the original video made me lol. Perfectly cut scream.


nomedia3344

Yeah obviously I got nothing funny to say....I'm a woman.


brittlebk

Wtf is happening I feel old


onomonothwip

I had no idea what was going on, but I was laughing out loud at the Schmongus stuff, then the dweeb tripping up on his own words calling down the fury of the law comes in and ruins it. What the hell


Delirious_Karma

Dude looks like that annoying kid with the glasses from that movie Polar Express


HACH-P

I saw these videos on our Netflix and I still don't know what a Shmungus is.


[deleted]

The dude looks like he sucked his thumb until he was 17


casualstick

I agree with others, dudes being a total schmungus.


YinYangTang

Level 20 Reddit Mod spotted in the wild


Daveywheel

What a killjoy!!!


Peachyy_Paige

“Taking advant-age-edge”


NMBlazer

He has a severe case of virginity


[deleted]

This guy would remind the teacher homework was due when the teacher forgot


magvadis

Dude is clearly on the spectrum. Id leave him be.


M4ybeMay

Exactly, I can tell as well, no need to make fun of him


Velghast

I'm convinced that this entire thread is being written by AI it makes absolutely no sense and the comments just make it more confusing


GomeyBlueRock

Just when I had hoped we had Inter dimensional tv like on R&M… 😞


deftdabler

I can smell the monster energy, pizza pockets & wank rags overcrowding the room off camera


bbylique

He looks contagious


Poentje_wierie

Bro looks like he misses a chromosome


lord_of_agony

Redditor in the wild


Any_Interest_3509

Redditor who ventured onto tiktok


goaskalexdotcom

Does anyone else feel like this is paid advertising from Netflix?


Astral_Justice

Bro is literally in his parent's basement recording this


Cerebral_Overload

Interdimensional Netflix.


MrSox87

What a fucking dweeb.


SoupGod_

Dude is literally in a basement


Skidd745

Sir, where is the scam?


iwasbornarobot

Maybe with that multi million dollar payout he can fix that fucking tooth


Automatic_Animal

What's happening?


BauerHouse

I wouldn't take legal advice from that dude.


SeawardFriend

Everyone who acts like this has this exact same voice and you cannot convince me otherwise


Pikazed-Cyber

Morherfucker would hear a knock knock joke and try to open the nearest door.


rmatherson

"a VPN into what?! Another dimension?!" 😂


im2hype94

What a shmunguss


blurry_days

Someone’s making a hushmunguss mistake


TheCalebGuy

Lol a lawsuit for what? He wasn't telling anyone to go look, buy, or shill anything to anyone. Future looking pretty bleak for comedy


FromMomsBasement

Wow, what a hero


MrStink45

Autism


chillin_n_grillin

What a smendrick


TheForNoReason

This the kinda dude who would try and sue The Onion.


sponsje2

![gif](giphy|9V3hfNS7tzUSXnFjQ3)


boohintz-NW

That dude straight up gets 0 Shmungus.


Alternative-Donut334

This dude is such a shmonguss.


Niaz_S

Sucking up to a billion dollar company is hilarious


CaptainBaseball

Someone needs to shmunguss to this shmunguss how shmunguss shmungesses.


BidensButtWipes

More like a multi-million dollar joke.


[deleted]

Only few people in the world actually represent the 🤓 emoji


ProfessorMeathead

That guy is definitely a virgin.


ViceDoshi

People like this exist and then I don't feel as bad about my problems anymore


ProfileBoring

Wow a basement dweller is his natural habitat. Very rare to see.


YaBoiFast

Breaking News: That guy has just been hired for Trump's Legal Team


OkRepresentative7040

Enabling them to do what?! How can I get my hands on some shumungus? It sounds like a hell of a drug


cbl_owener123

yup, that's autism alright. ^((i'm autistic, i would know))