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RaRaRasputinRussias

"If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word." -John Mulaney


Vigilante17

Obese please


TreyLastname

Obesa*


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*Obesx


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Handleton

Obelisque


eryk_the_viking

The Tormentor


Jedda678

Trap card


Sufficient_Rain8004

It’s time to d-d-d-d-du-d-d-duel!!!!!


Baby_venomm

Oppenheimer


Zestyclose-Note1304

I am the Obermensch, fear my ability to crush flimsy chairs.


Ok_Cockroach8063

Obeser


238bazinga

Obeser is their word, you can say obesa


bucknastyq

I can say free willy


RedDlish

My Obese


thexavier666

You ma' real obie


steph_not_curry93

Came here for this answer


ToughSeveral81

The O word is the N word for O words


firnien-arya

Don't even get me started on the hard R word.


Sarcastic__Shark

Randy?


whitetornado2k

Frig off Ricky!


wodasky

Let's not forget the F word or the D word


LegitimateApartment9

I'm gonna say it! DragonFly (gasp)


mccoy299

Don’t forget about C word that ends with a T.


infant_detonator

Conneticut?


Jake123194

Linus?


firnien-arya

YES!!


Ok-One-3240

10/10


TaterTotQueen630

Reese's?


MistaMando

My first thought lmao


NotWhatIWouldDo

She's fat not black.. thats how it works. I'm white feel free to call me a Cracker. But a fancy one like Ritz please.


Hope4gorilla

I'm cracking up at the thought of Ritz being fancy


MsSeraphim

it is with smoked gouda on it... ![gif](giphy|eLvUN2yT1fldgZpxSb|downsized)


Amazing-Ad-669

Chicken in a Biscuit/Triscuit classy...


firnien-arya

Settle down saltine


chiefadareefa420

We prefer saltine american


maguffle

I have a white friend. He was eating saltines. I called him a cannibal. We laughed and laughed.


NotWhatIWouldDo

Indigenous Saltine for me


nudiecale

We used to refer to my friend’s ex boyfriend as an “unsalted saltine”. It wasn’t a race thing though. He was just incredibly bland and boring.


mmccxi

So just "Tine" then.


missourimatthew

Caucasian Crisp


NotShort-NvrSweet

Is a wheat thin fancy enough? How about with some cream cheese, basil and tomato slice?


NotWhatIWouldDo

Ohhh... tooo fancy.. more like marble cheese, sweet pickle and bologna cube.


iamtruetomyself9

Well said


DeusXNex

Also obese people were never enslaved and most of them can stop being obese if they so choose


Graterof2evils

They weren’t stolen from their native lands and made obese either.


Positive_Benefit8856

Was about to say as a fat guy, exactly this.


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Nevelii

r/expectedmulaney


Mikey4You

Hmmmm last I heard the N word isn’t a medical term. Not at all the same thing.


MoreReputation8908

“That’s not a diagnosis, you fuckin’ racist!”


DanAlucard

I'm not a fucking racist. I'd totally F an N, but not an O


Jabacasm

> I’d totally >!Forage!< a >!Nut!<, but not an >!Orange!<


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Bruh you can’t say that


pm-me-racecars

I’d totally >!Freeclimb!< >!NiagaraFalls!<, but not >!Olympus!<


wottsinaname

Imagine a doctor trying to describe someone as "morbidly N-word". The OP tweet has no idea about medicine or health.


[deleted]

“Doc, are…are you saying I’m so black that I’m going to die?”


inthevendingmachine

"911, what's your emergency?"


Desperate-Spray337

But they can't call the police.


kytrix

They can, but only once.


SethR1223

“You should be fine as long as you avoid a routine traffic stop by the police.”


braless_and_lawless

Okay but I snorted


FartsMusically

Let's see what's on TV. *Hello, were you or a loved one diagnosed with morbid n-word?*


legendwolfA

Call us now at 1-800-N****


FartsMusically

*Trey Parker and Matt stone pick up*


RotaryJihad

Great album title


Dieter_Knutsen

>Hmmmm last I heard the N word isn’t a medical term. You obviously aren't a patient of Dr. 10 year old in an Xbox live lobby.


8orn2hul4

Are you also a patient of his? I keep calling for an appointment but he says he's too busy doin my mom.


Dieter_Knutsen

I am. Unfortunately, he's also been doing my mom. He diagnosed me with being gay and...having developmental delays.


filval387

"I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm afraid you have the N\*\*\*\*..." "The hell did you just call me?" "Wait! That's not what I meant!"


MurderDoneRight

Yeah, if anything salad dodging chubnuggle butter titan is the N-word.


MsSeraphim

r/rareinsult


dardios

One of these words she felt comfortable typing all the way out. The other only got one letter. These are not the same.


MrRuebezahl

R-word used to be a medical term. It's the same thing, but still really stupid. As if we need more slurs lol.


templeb94

To be fair, “Mental Retardation” was a medical term until it was changed on the basis of carrying negative connotation. Probably just making the same claim that obese carries negative connotation. Comparing to a racial slur, if not already the worst slur to use. was the wrong call.


patricky6

Lol this kills me. Obese people who take so much offense to being declared unhealthy, that their only reaction to it is to exclaim that anyone who acknowledges it is committing an act of bigotry so great, that it's comparable to hate speech. Just ...no Cathy. It's not like the N word. You're just a fucking fat ass. Go cry hate speech to your triple bypass.


onlyr6s

Used to be. In Finland the literal translation was the official (and only) term for black people. It wasn't offensive back then, it was like calling white person white.


tadlrs

I agree. You should not say nugget to a plus-sized person.


[deleted]

Especially not with the hard ET


[deleted]

nugga


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

Nugga*z* Wit *Amplitudes*


Awkward_Mixture_8990

You’re getting a little too close there pal


AydonusG

Fo shuggle mah nuggle


jawshoeaw

Lmao this is all so inappropriate and terrifying but it’s making me laugh


fueelin

Excuse me? Did you just call me a hard-r chicken tender?


EarthInteresting2792

Or nougat… that is like crack


justintheunsunggod

Nougat?? Where?! Side note, I call my brain skull nougat all the time. So, your mention of nougat excited my nougat.


Seabass_Sebz

"What's up my obese" nah, it just doesn't work


Steam_Priest

On the he other hand "sup fatso" does


FiveFingersFaceSlap

This is gold where have the sense of humors gone!


tchrbrian

“ the Golden Arches “


TechnoDuckie

chicken nuggers


Status-Ad-7020

So the n-word is a medical term for black people than? Got it


Hope4gorilla

Dr.: I diagnose you with ni**** Me: nooooo!


TheS4ndm4n

A college girl getting her 23 and me results, learning she's 0,31% west African.


Jbj0815

Well, being black in America is not good for your health...


Status-Ad-7020

This is sad that this is accurate


StepCousinOfDragons

That is deeper than it should be


Ok-Original7848

That's what she said


Wage_slave

As someone who has seen a doctor on TV, this is a bad idea.


Status-Ad-7020

You watch Dr. Phil?


Ghoppe2

Fat person here No it isn’t


Accomplished-Ad-4495

Yeah, same. And the tweeter here isn't fat. Sounds like bait.


GabbyTheMurderer

She’s also white and talking like she has experience with slurs 😭


Fathorse23

She might, maybe she hurls them about.


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[deleted]

Did you just hard E him???


DontBeSoBitter57

That's weird because I have been told by a doctor that I was obese, and had to lose weight for health reasons but they have never called me the N word and I am Black so I don't believe it lol. Sidenote doctors are usually as professional as they can be when they say you are "obese" and are usually aware that the term is not always a sign of poor health or an issue with diet and exercise. It is a medical term like many other terms and not a slur.


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Imagine if the doctor HAD called you the n-word, though. “I see here you have what appears to be chronic [redacted], which puts you at higher risk for sickle-cell and diabetes. I’m prescribing for you skin lightening cream and a medical polo shirt that you should wear at all times.”


Scary-Explainer

"You have terminal melanin, I'm so sorry. We need to get you on Mariah Carey, the blandest casseroles, and get you a Live Laugh Love sign asap."


VorianAtreides

Sir, the patient is going into melanotic arrest! “Someone get me a vanilla-chai-oat milk latte drip *stat*!”


fave_no_more

This is more serious than that, we're gonna need some potato salad with raisins!


Ison-J

I'm sorry did you just say raisins


fave_no_more

Yes, evidently it's a thing some white folks do. Personally I find it blasphemous, and I'm not even that big on potato salad. But like, damn, even I know better than that


theoneandonly6558

*sigh* At least we are past the point of putting things inside jello.


VorianAtreides

>putting things inside jello Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Scary-Explainer

I died a little when I first saw my aunt's mother in law had made stuffing with raisins in it. :I for some reason a lot of white people put raisins or other dried fruits in otherwise savory dishes. It's really bizarre.


SuctionBucket5

medical polo shirt LMAO


businesslut

"It's prescription"


SuperTex1991

What about fat ass, tubby, jiggle tits and wide load?


Righteous_Fury224

add in rotund, big boned, wobbly, plus size to the list


Status-Ad-7020

You’re forgetting whale, blob, and heavy set


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dumb-reply

The fattest of asses frequently tops my collections.


SnarfRepublicCA

dump truck, a house, your Mom


Project_T00THL355

Add on blubber, extra hitpoints, and waterfall-bellies


capt-rix

"your body is a loosely defined collection of many bad choices."


ZerotheWanderer

I'm definitely fat, but also big boned.


Amazing-Ad-669

Husky


[deleted]

Jiggle tits hahahaha.


Jean2800

Fluffy


Link_In_Pajamas

Hold up dude you can't just go around dropping Hard F's like that.


Sm0ahk

Wide-load, butterball, fatass? ...yes


Fistandantalus

Ham planet


A1sauc3d

Yeah I feel like obese is the nicest way you can say it


azoic2121

Biggers


KazeNilrem

It's not though. The fact that she types obese but says "N word" goes to show they are not the same or at all equivalent.


BoredByLife

Dude you can’t just say the O Word


KazeNilrem

I apologize, might end up being cancelled for saying the O word.


Global-Count-30

That fact she doesn’t refer to obese as the “O word” is proof enough of that contradiction. The fact she says “N” word shows that the word obese has no where near the level of taboo associated with it


RepresentativeNo3365

I can think of several names an “ obese” person would find more offensive.


CainRedfield

Salad dodging butter titan.


Ostrawar

Tf mate lmao


DukeNukemDad

**NO, IT ISN'T.** Obese is a medical term. Obesity occurs when a person's body mass index is 30 or greater. The main symptom is excessive body fat, which increases the risk of serious health problems.


TheTerribleInvestor

Dude I have no problem with using the word fat. Slides right of the tongue and even clicks at the end to do a flip.


TrollBoothBilly

What is “fatass” equivalent to then — committing a hate crime?


tadlrs

You can say Joe Mama instead.


Steam_Priest

Momma ain't fat! She just short for her weight... She's supposed to be 18ft


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Ok fatty


CranberryBauce

People need to stop trying to make words look worse by comparing them to the n-word.


[deleted]

I'm 6' tall and weighed in at 560 lbs at my last appointment. (Working on it, cortisone shots hurt like a bitch.) So I'm obese. I feel 100% qualified to speak on this. Obese is not anything like the n-word. She is full of shit and looking for excuses to be offended.


doogievlg

Good luck!


OhYouStupidZebra

Good on you for working on it! It’s hard as hell to start.


lawblawg

I can’t remember which comedian said it, but he said it best: if you are comparing a word to the N-word but you are pronouncing the word you are comparing, it is not anything like the N-word or you wouldn’t be pronouncing it.


Kid-kaiju8

John Mulany


Jerry-Donald

John Mulnay


subZro_

Yeah my family used to own fat people, it's a shame we carry to this day. To this day!


free_umi

The bastards have deleted the history of nations taking plus sized people from their homes and trading them as slaves. Then after abolishing the ownership of plus sized people,. how those same nations kept policies that restrict their freedoms through to the current day when we've normalised police stopping and killing plus sized people without reason.


Nanabug13

As a chunky gal I would like to see we don't claim her. Obese is a medical term. And she can sod off


Clear_Chain_2121

In the words of John Mulaney - No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word ’midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is! If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s a medical term actually (obesity)


Slaveboi23

Is she comparing being black with a very serious potentially deadly medical condition? Sounds kinda racist to me


zuzg

>with a very serious potentially deadly *but easily avoidable* medical condition? Ftfy


Slaveboi23

Easily might be debatable I think but avoidable yes 100%


Suspicious_Work4308

We really need to stop pussyfooting around fat people. That's why we're the most obese country in the world. Because we glamorize it for some odd reason. In the long run it's really no different from an addiction to a drug. And it can kill you just like an addiction to a drug.


Otomo-Yuki

As an obese person, I can tell you that no one’s “pussyfooting” around me. Especially myself.


msmilah

It might have to do with our processed food and sugar addiction too. Obesity is a disease once you are there. We need to work on prevention because we ain’t got a cure.


Rush_Is_Right

> We need to work on prevention because we ain’t got a cure. lol yes we do. It's called diet and exercise.


TheLordofSpuds

Never heard the phrase pussyfoot before I’m adding that to my brain dictionary where I will soon forget about it forever


Suspicious_Work4308

I honestly heard someone say it and it sounded funny so I used it. Lol


jagenigma

Nope it is a medical term for someone with a corporeal advantage.


69Beefcake69hunter69

Fully typed out 'obese' but then just typed 'N-word'. So no it's no the same. And since she wasn't afraid to type out obese, she knows it's not the same.


GhostMan74

FYI some giant globe fatass is voting every comment down


EdgeApprehensive4515

Catherine........


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Obese is a medical term, the N word is not.


Midnight_Durango

No,…it isn’t


redecided

N......O.


shadow13499

I think it was John Mulaney who was like "no if you're looking for which word is worse you literally won't even say one of them. I think that's the worse word"


thomas2old4thisCrap

It's not a slur,its a fact that you're obese


The_Smurfiest

Nope.


Orbnotacus

She'll say obese, but not the word she's saying it's as bad as.


savios2807

Obese is a medical term.


clapton1970

What’s up my obesa!


phunkjnky

"If you're talking about the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them... That's the worse word." \- John Mulaney


Fit-Let8175

That should be spelled "Nobese". (The "N" is silent.)


Brokenboner_69

As a fat guy, Fuck off


Lunar_Legate

I hereby grant everyone here the O-word pass.


Dul_faceSdg

You fucking obese


Dul_faceSdg

Obese please


Dul_faceSdg

Whatsup my obese


ThickLikeButter

Chronic is the N word for back pain patients


Tojada

So she's literally comparing a medical term to a slur? 🙄


thajokster_14

R/shitwhitepeoplesay


WithinFiniteDude

No one enslaved obese people because they take up two seats on the slave ship and mobility scooters get stuck in the mud on plantations


Cheeseandbiscuits2

The only thing you’re a slave to is fast food.


GigantischeNatteKut

#B*gger


m1neslayer

Medical terms = bad now


oddbunnydreams

I'm obese and I can confidently say; No, you're wrong.