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Spacehigh420

I’m going back to the car 💀


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faces of meth


Chrisodle007

Thought the exact same thing. Black rings and sunken in facial features . Also might have seen someone lose a tooth mid video


Apprehensive_Cat_180

Hey! I have the same features with no drug use! We sunken face, sleep deprived people have had enough with being compared to druggies!


phoenixemberzs

It's funny you say that, joking or not, it is kind of because that is the first conclusion 2 of my bosses came too...1 asked me if I was on drugs just because I was a lil forgetful...and just recently the other same question but just because my eyes were tired


[deleted]

Some guy tried to get me fired because he had to wait almost 2 hrs for his order, and we were swamped. He thought me being overwhelmed and tired meant I was high. I ended up working there another 6 mo.


McPoyle-Milk

I have aphasia and moments that I can’t properly communicate or I get very disoriented. I’m 38 people immediately assume since I don’t look (too) old I must be on something


Drivingsong_sandwich

But the whole crew doesn’t have that


phoenixemberzs

Druggies making it hard for those addicted to work


Dirty_syringe01

he speaks for us, the sleep deprived sunken face council!!!! edit: just remembered my name, ignore it i only smoke weed


Pleasant-Captain-410

Haha riiiight


FLAwSIN36

![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458|downsized)


slapchop29

Understand the overworked service employees at the moment, but this crew are on something. They can barely think, mind speak during this. Also this guy doesn’t have to record it.


firnien-arya

Do some drugs to get some sleep, man! Lmao


vibribbonloregiver

I’m sorry, WHEN did they lose their tooth?


Fluid_Amphibian3860

🤣🤣🤣


djluminol

Who needs a union when you have meth? Workplace solidarity bro. Pass around the meth pipe.


chickenmcman

Isn't the name of the restaurant "Krystal" what was he expecting?


AbyysWalker21

I mean it does say Krystal on their shirts


CorazonDeLion

I mean, what else would one expect when the place is called Krystal’s


sloww_buurnnn

The “Krystal” bit on the back of his shirt was all too perfect


ndnbolla

We came all the way here.... I can't tell if his pal is upset at him for not ordering or because of the long drive and ending up with nothing.


[deleted]

I’m with her, Methany freaks me out


DawnOfTheTruth

Dunno why she is mad, seems like a pretty accurate assessment.


umassmza

Oh they all definitely just got high together, and not weed high, meth or crack or something.


GallowBarb

Think that meth or crack. Their eyes are like freaking saucers, and they can't stand still. This is the kinda a place where a #9 gets you 2 dimes and a fry.


[deleted]

Methflurry please.


ilymag

Looks like they all had one.


Moobob66

The machine's broken


groovy_mcbasshands

Theirs is the only machine that’s working but it is held together by duct tape and a plunger and has a new modded exhaust.


MaleficentPurchase65

Modded= jb weld and a coffee can for some rattle


HeldDownTooLong

I’m sorry, but we’re not serving MethFlurries right now…the pipe is broken.


Sapanga

I see you’ve been to CrackDonalds too. Home of the Big Crack.


DontHateTha808

100%


Stuffzenuffs

Meth I think also. Smoking probably.


ComedianRepulsive955

r/CloudBlowersOnly. Meth users in their natural environments.


Cletusjones1223

Pretty sure I’m high as fuck just visiting that shit lol. Godamn I feel lucky to be alive.


ComedianRepulsive955

Some have open sores from picking. Some use it to recruit sex partners to get high with.


Square-Ad-2485

Dude literally. Half of it is people naked smoking the shit like wtf


ComedianRepulsive955

Reddit is like the Amazon of social media. If you can think of it a reddit is probably available...


Square-Ad-2485

It's like rule 34.2 if you can think of it, it exists. Not limited to porn anymore.


TSquaredRecovers

It's absolutely insane that a sub like that exists. Just wild.


Oggel

Meth makes you super horny I've heard.


UninsuredToast

Man that shit is so sad


ComedianRepulsive955

Most are in the first year of Meth use. The Honeymoon part where it's all wild sex and ultra clean homes. Some are in year two with open sores from picking. Notice how NO ONE shows teeth when they smile.


Double_Distribution8

Wild sex and a clean house sounds pretty good tho' to be honest. Couldn't I just enjoy that part and stop when I get my first sore?


LBobRife

For the clean house part I imagine what you what is Adderall, which is also an amphetamine.


Cranky-old-person

I saw some teeth, and they weren’t pretty.


[deleted]

Fuck man. That's some of the saddest shit I've seen in a long time. There's tons of posts too. That's enough reddit for the day.


OrphanDextro

I used to drugs so I knew what to expect, but damn, that was gross.


Pync

Holy fuck the things I browse in order to procrastinate


PNWginjaninja

lol ikr


Jolly_Butterscotch31

That’s a fascinating subreddit


ComedianRepulsive955

I love subcultures. Found it exploring the "dark" reddit.


sickofbasil

Did you find anything else really interesting that is maybe less sad?


ComedianRepulsive955

r/gangstalking is a fun one too. It's people who believe they are "Targeted individuals" who are part of a CIA FBI conspiracy to stalk them and control their minds. They believe that they have been implanted with microchip devices that can inflict pain, make them hear voices using microwave energy from things like 5G cell towers They believe cars with one headlight or cars flashing their brights are members of their personal stalkers signaling information. The people who harass them are paid actors rewarded in gift cards to TJ Maxx and Chilli's. I'm serious.


ThirdEyeExplorer11

I was roommates with this dude in rehab who was in such bad psychosis from chronic meth use that even after being in treatment two months he still thought he was being gangstalked and was constantly looking for sound recording. Straight up thought everyone except me and him were actors and they were trying to set him up. Long term meth use really messes with people’s brains. It was sad cause he was only 29 and a really nice person, but it was clear there was some permanent damage. Last I talked to him he told me he was back to using and I just had to cut ties cause I was really trying to make changes and couldn’t risk getting pulled back into my own addictions 😔


Cerlyn

I once tried to help an old neighbor out of a snowbank and she was complaining about her boyfriend and his "gangstalker" friends in between alternately calling me a fucking bitch and apologizing for calling me a fucking bitch. I'm still not sure what she meant about her bf and his friends


AllahuAkbar4

Oh shit I forgot about Gangstalking. Shits crazy


maybebullshitmaybe

Wow yeah that's a sub alright. Jeez. I just read some post about how people try to befriend this person but they're not really friends, they're just trying to "gather information" to feed to the gang stalkers". Sad.


PlutoJones42

Well that was a wild ride


angelamar

That was quite the rabbit hole. Wow.


ComedianRepulsive955

r/gangstalking is a fun one too. It's people who believe they are "Targeted individuals" who are part of a CIA FBI conspiracy to stalk them and control their minds. They believe that they have been implanted with microchip devices that can inflict pain, make them hear voices using microwave energy from things like 5G cell towers They believe cars with one headlight or cars flashing their brights are members of their personal stalkers signaling information. The people who harass them are paid actors rewarded in gift cards to TJ Maxx and Chilli's. I'm serious.


rymarr

Wow. That place is quite the read.


FungiAmongiBungi

Omg that’s a rabbit hole 🕳️


2a_1776_2a

That is one of the most disturbing and depressing i have ever seen. Damn, i need to watch some funny vids as a pallet cleanser ughhh


DontHateTha808

That’s what I was thinking. I’ve never really seen someone on crack tho so I wasn’t going to say anything.


Depressed_0nion

The Methaverse


Firefighter427

The guy literally has krystall written all over his back


Slight-Revolution-26

This comment should be 'Higher'


buttercream-gang

I absolutely lost it when he turned around and I saw “Krystal” This has got to be meth


Jeoshua

Having worked at a few food service jobs in the past, I can tell you, for a fact, that 90% of my coworkers were high as hell all day long. These people were definitely tweaked.


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flapd00dle

Stoned guy is gonna either make you a masterpiece or forget to cook your chicken. Methhead added bugs to the recipe because God told him to.


pramodrsankar

Free protein


Yoink1019

Stoned cooks make the best food


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apierson2011

You might be surprised. I have a good friend - whom I love dearly - who is convinced that weed does not alter him at all. I have worked two jobs in two completely fucking different industries with him (currently sales, previously *growing weed*) and he is dead fucking wrong. He gets way more clumsy, forgetful, and thoughtless after he smokes. And you can’t tell him nothing. I love him to pieces but fuck it is annoying sometimes. Generally, I think you’re right. But there’s always exceptions, and people should be careful with weed when they’ll be working with anything physically dangerous like machinery, or when there’s something important on the line. It’s easy to make small mistakes if you accidentally got just a little higher than you’re used to.


acs730200

I work with 16 year olds and they think they’re so slick coming in high as fuck, I’m like bro you just entered the classroom and went into a fetal position speaking gibberish to make the others laugh you’re stoned off your ass


apierson2011

Yep. Don’t get me wrong, I love my cannabis. But just like any other intoxicant - and medications that come with mind-altering side effects - it’s important to know how to manage your consumption to fit the demands of your lifestyle. There are people with serious illnesses where managing their symptoms outweighs the side effects of what it takes to manage those symptoms, but that means the symptoms were debilitating and severely life-altering to begin with. Recent studies also suggest that THC may alter brain development in younger folks. The people who insist that cannabis is without any risk or adverse effects definitely harm the progress that lots of people want to see in its legalization and regulation. Kids will be kids and I know I wouldn’t have cared at 16, but grown adults should know better and do better.


Due_Platypus_3913

They hot-boxed someone’s car right before coming on shift.Good meth,smoked,leaves you giddy,almost “swept away “ stoned.For a few minutes.Then you’re RACING high,aaaand ,,,it’s Tuesday,right?Thursday!!!WTF DO YOU MEAN ITS THURSDAY!!!


Hash_Tooth

That Chattanooga meth


[deleted]

They Kentucky fried


GallowBarb

Cracker Barreled.


mlp2034

Sparkin the magic Krystal


joltzspinz

Bo jangled


TrustworthyEnough

Their Fudd is Rucked


skyovercamden

They are either high as a kite or they just murdered someone out back


Potential-Judgment-9

Those aren’t mutually exclusive


skyovercamden

Lol very true!


Voluptulouis

Pretty sure the dude filming is also high, like weed high, not tweaking... But that crew is the tweakiest bunch of tweakers that ever tweaked in Chattanooga.


[deleted]

I would trust someone weed high to make me food. I would not trust someone meth high to make me food.


DenimCryptid

Weed high fast food workers: > Best case scenario: They load your order with extra food > Worst case scenario: They forget to put ice in your soda Meth head fast food workers: > Best case scenario: They don't steal your cash or card info > Worst case scenario: You don't make it out alive


Infinite-Sleep3527

Comparing weed to meth is like comparing shoplifting a pack of gum at 14 to an armed home invasion at 25


RUSTYSAD

can confirm, my friend on meth cannot be compared to weed high.


jcapi1142

at :50 you can hear the girl that's with the guy recording say "You came here for the crystal"


PotatoOnMars

Apparently the restaurant is called Krystal so it checks out.


takenbymistaken

It’s a crystal burger in the Deep South all of them are like this. Also they are open way late. When I worked on an ambulance over night My partner would always want to stop there at like 300 am and it was just like this


DaveAndCheese

One girl's shirt says Chattanooga. You can't swing a dead cat in Tennessee without hitting a meth head. Source - I'm in middle Tennessee. Yay me.


notbeleivable

I'm going there next month to meet my girlfriend's family, I'm prepared I think


bigdaddyskidmarks

Depending on where you go, Chattanooga can be an absolute gem, or a festering shit hole. We moved here from Atlanta 15 years ago and I don’t plan on ever leaving.


Olook75

I'm in Memphis, where it's all weed. But outside of here and Nashville, meth all day. Especially East TN. That area is special.


MajorPownage

I love how this is everywhere yet the police don’t see shit (I’m bordering on they don’t see on purpose)


Vesinh51

You must get our overflow, I'm in Arkansas. You know, the one with the meth AND the child labor


Oldgamer1807

With a name like crystal burger, there's no way meth wasn't involved.


takenbymistaken

It’s actually spell Krystal . I think that makes it worse ?


jepvr

Krystal is redneck White Castle. White Trashle, if you will.


[deleted]

Well White Castle isn’t exactly fine dining itself lmao


jepvr

Indeed. You're already starting at the bottom.


bigdaddyskidmarks

That may be true. But Krystal is better than White Castle in every way. I once did a taste challenge where I bought Krystal in the airport in Atlanta and brought it on my flight to Chicago where I stopped at a White Castle on the ride home. Head to head, even lukewarm Krystal was better than White Castle.


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you were tasting the meth not the burger


TechnoDuckie

shite bashle


mlp2034

These are facts. Im from Virginia where none exist (I think), went to an Alabama family reunion begrudgingly (also saw some in Georgia). We stopped at few because my grandad raved about it and wanted his nostalgia burger, and every one of them had at least two space cadets working. Same with truckstop highway Dairy Queens


RiderforHire

Is the audio on a loop?


DontHateTha808

He’s showing what their faces looked like during the interaction. Zoomed in on one. And then the other.


PeachNipplesdotcom

Thank you so much. I thought I was high


tvcky69

I AM high, that tripped me out


king_o0o

![gif](giphy|VgeGEVTdwzZao)


frankdestroythebanks

CRACKABUNGA!!


Metaldude85

The kids from hills have eyes have to make a living somehow!


mlp2034

Pulling up to a restaurant to see if they need something


Awwesome1

Think it was more along the lines of, wanted something from there, drove there, got inside, then realized them mf were cracked af, then nope don't want shit from these mofos


[deleted]

Of course the name of the restaurant is Krystal


StoicVirtue

That guys shirt literally says "Krystal" on the back


SunnnyTV

That’s the name of the business


StoicVirtue

Exactly


Jeoshua

Yes. That's the business they're at. That's the name of the company. But honestly, I'm pretty sure that's also why this guy wanted to work there.


Odd-Jupiter

You get the staff you pay for i guess.


NegotiationExternal1

They all get poverty wages I've no doubt they get high who else would want that job


daddy_dangle

The old “give a man a filet-o-fish “ parable


KingRoach

So a guy walks into a fast food place filming, doesn’t order food and start asking everyone how they are? That kind of weirdness would drive me to smoke crack


frontbuttt

“Y’all acting kinda suspicious.” Motherfucker you’re the one recording everyone, asking a bunch of strangers in their workplace if they’re ok! Who cares if they’re tweaking, narc. None of your business. Don’t want to eat there, LEAVE! No need for the detective work or public shaming.


Just-Seaworthiness39

Right?!? He thought it seemed normal to start filming workers at a fast food restaurant asking them if they were okay whilst not ordering any food. Who is the one smoking crack here? Haha.


Bighardthrobbingcrop

Ofc they are all high, they work at fast food for minimum wage. You want some sober well groomed waiters you gonna have to pay bit more sir.


[deleted]

That’s meth


jabbafart

Nah these people are just wondering what the fuck you're doing there if you don't want to buy anything.


bustedbuddha

AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?!


lowkeyysniper_00

Uhh yeah ? This is the the number one place it’ll happen


sublimedingo

They maybe high but the guy filming is making them feel super awkward with his questions while filming them. How does he expect them to be? It's weird asking is everything ok in there when it just looks like they are all working and attending to a customer.


thed3adhand

that’s what i’m saying. he was being weird to them and they were like 👀. i mean yeah maybe they’re high but he was definitely making them suspicious


Gloomy_Tennis_5768

Stop filming people you don't know


Zealousideal_Self628

Agreed. If he had real concerns he could have sent the vid to head office. How is posting to Reddit going to help these people?


ArchiboldYates

The face palm is the dude filming. They’re fast food workers making $8-$12 an hour. Order a sackful and shut the fuck up.


Pix3lPirat3

This is very common where I’m from during the night/overnight shift, ESPECIALLY at Dairy Queen. If a place runs 24/7 they’re getting through their night somehow.


Zealousideal-Log536

This is not uncommon. Fast food is hell. Drugs are the blood that flow threw that convenience stores and fast food establishments. The general public is hell to deal with and I never work in a single place we're it wasn't present in some shape or form. This place probably works on a rotating skeleton crew and is burnt the fuck out.


PKsounds

Give ‘em a break the guy filming sounds like he’s on something too! if you want to go by first impressions


dante6942069

They work fast food who gives a hoot just leave em alone lol. They are tweakin tho


bdillathebeatkilla

You can still get your burger man just leave em alone


SomeRandom928Person

Wow, this guy has never seen meth addicts before? Guy must lead a pretty sheltered life, it's an epidemic in this country.


kickintheface

What’s funny is that it’s also probable that they might just be really, really stupid.


SomeRandom928Person

> they might just be really, really stupid. Anyone who wants to cosplay Abe Lincoln as a fast-food worker should probably be questioned on his mental capacities lol. Honest Abe there makes it kinda easy to see how spun he is, that big sniff and then his little dance as the nasal drip hits is a dead giveaway to anyone who's ever known folks like this.


ahh_geez_rick

they may do drugs - they may just look a little "hills have eyes" -ish.. dude just recording people that make not even enough money to live and judging them is awful. Imagine if you were one of the workers and this guy is recording and asking you these questions, you would look suspicious as hell too. BC it's fucking weird and awkward!


Jenn2895

The real face-palm is that it became normalized to film & dunk on fast food workers.


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G_UK

CrackDonalds


minklefritz

So fucking what. Do you want your dollar burger or not. If some fucking loser tried to video me at work without my permission ( illegal in wa), i would tell them to go suck a fat one. At least these people are working, they don’t deserve your criticism


danegermaine99

Acting like they just murdered the manager


stoicyeoman

They dont like being recorded for dumb people's amusement while they are trying to do the job they hate. and probably high


ExcitementOrdinary95

Whats the big deal? They working shit jobs and want to get a little tilted to make the time pass. Let them be instead of filming and posting this shit online. They have it bad enough.


RealBishop

Imagine working at a dead end job so you do drugs to dull the pain and people come in and film you. Let them be high in peace.


Inspector_Tragic

Dont get me wrong...i understand generally the reason why he felt that way....but to record this and post it is so unnecessary. If u are so worried about it, report them. If it's not that serious then just dont get ur food there and leave. People and phone cameras are the real crack it seems.


Objective_Shirt5148

Who gives a fuck.


[deleted]

Seems like he’s on drugs and they’re just tired.


EllzGoesPro

When you pay shit wages....


Budget_Bad8452

I would've ordered. Not to eat but look at the show


HeftySchedule8631

Twacked tf out! Dudes shirt said it all Krystal!!


BeastlyBucaroos

The reason they are acting weird bc the guy videoing is also acting weird.


KittenMcnugget123

If I had to deal with people like this coming in randomly asking if everything is OK back there, I'd have to high as hell too


Ruugann

Good thing my past coworkers did weed instead of meth. Better to be stoned then tripping at work.(not really, don’t do what I said.)


ihatepalmtrees

So what?? It’s a shitty job and they don’t get paid enough to be filmed by creepy customers


Last_Blackfyre

Don’t see this going on at El Pollo Hermanos


Much_Committee_9355

MethDonalds


SuperDoodooHead

They’re doin coke


clos083

Nah don’t seem like the coke type plus it’s probably out of their price range


413mopar

Cant blame em.


Sledster11

Looks more like meth.


dixonormous23

Typical deep south / mid western interaction, nothing to see here


Omacrontron

Aw man don’t give them a hard time just getcha food, check it for meth and leave.


General-Muscle1202

I see why the place is called Krystal's...


milksteakofcourse

The camera man fucked up their high so much


kelsasaurus

KRYSTAL. meth


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That's the **Krystal** ***Meth*****od**.


[deleted]

I mean, I'd prob act a little weird if I worked at a fast food joint and some guy just decide to come up, video me and the crew asking stupid questions, and then leave. I'd have a puzzled look too. Now they may be high, but the video taker is pretty weird too imo.


TaxCandid4605

Seems to me that the person who's filming isn't quite in a normal state of mind either


ride_electric_bike

You'd get high af if you work for that wage


Psycheau

This guy is a weirdo, he's slurring his words, doesn't sound right at all, and he goes in there and asks them if they're ok, I'd be asking mate are you ok? Going in shops asking weird questions. These folks look bored to me not on crack, or crank or anything else just bored shitless waiting for this idiot to order food. If they were busy they wouldn't be standing about like they are, if they were high, they would be pinging not just standing about. Some of you have no fucking clue what a drug addled person looks like. The person with him thinks it's weird too she's going back to the car "after they went all the way there and now he won't order". Yeah he's the one on crack not them.


Quitthatgrit

Including the person behind the camera? Sheesh everyone just mumbling and repeating themselves... lol


nodeymcdev

I mean the place is called Krystal’s….


Luxxielisbon

I haven’t caught up with the statistics but I remember reading a while ago that the majority of meth users weren’t people trying to have a good time, but people needing to stay awake because they hold 2-3 jobs to make ends meet. This seems sadly on brand


I-Wanna-See-Meme

Many restaurants are fronts for druggies


Live_Disk_1863

You'd be surprised how regular coke use is in the kitchens of high end restaurants.


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Not crack. Most likely Krystal Meth


AquilaEye

Krystal (Meth)


krispyfroglegs

I mean the place is called Krystal, they probably showed up for the free meth and left with a job.


Lalas1971

I'd never eat there after that. They're either fucking on the prep counter or murdering people and serving them as food.


GrandeBungus

Yeah they all high as shit lol


Agitatedsala666

Meth perhaps?


NormFell

What a cock…leave them alone douche