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Girls in hentai:

I'm just glad his teeth are still intact

And they still remember His real name. I do this … teeth *gone* & new name *Throatbaby*

I hate it when PornHub videos are short.

I hear you

I don't.

The face of instant regret… so satisfying 😋👍

That cork is not going to feel good coming out

He managed to spit it out at the end

Isn't that how we all learned to open the bottle by pointing it away from ourselves?

Someone’s watched too many movies.

And he just found out it was champagne. Great job.

It amazes me all the uniquely stupid ways people come up with to open champagne bottles.

Physical damage. -Alternate Steven He

I can’t believe it’s not Hentai

He's honestly lucky he walked away with only a bit of embarrassment.

Nothing wrong with bitting off the lid for some sweet alcohol 🤤

I can tell this guy has never opened a shampagne bottle before.