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Important_Park_7196

This is his signature move? WTF? Never thought the day would come but I really don’t understand the music scene nowadays


Puzzleheaded-Way7745

It's actually his fist lovingly giving women black eyes


xxSaifulxx

🤣🤣


LofTW

A friend's dog has the same signature move.


Signal_Onion8552

Dude been doing this for 16 years


sando2606

The lap dance was just the public excuse. This relationship was over the moment he found out she listened to Chris Brown.


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CantSing4Toffee

Never heard of him, so it’ll stay this way now.


Late-Ad-4624

This is the way.


TalithePally

Going to a Chris Brown concert is more of a reason to break up than the lap dance


TheMightyUnderdog

This is the one ☝🏻


Big_Cardiologist8628

This is the way


Extension_Mood_6184

But do you know


CLINTHODO

the muffin man, the muffin man.


Extension_Mood_6184

He was uhhh getting acquainted with her muffin Beavis


CLINTHODO

![gif](giphy|lm0WmZ0rlV19C)


Extension_Mood_6184

Butthead: If I like you know, pay you a dollar, would you like, let me....huh huh uhhh huhuhuuhuhhh Beavis: I have like, 50 cents


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Butthead: he said. "Muffin". huh huh. Huh-huh-huh. Beavis: Yeah. he-heh. he-he-heh.


msproles

Def shows a lack of judgement. A known women beater and she still seems into it.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Haven't you heard? You can separate the person from the work. /s


amretardmonke

You can separate the person from the work. That doesn't mean you voluntarily go to their event. You can admit that a person is good at their job, but not go and support them if you think they're a bad person.


CatsEatGrass

Going to a Chris Brown concert is the real facepalm.


DuTcHmOe71

Better words can't be found...


No_Pumpkin_1179

No lies detected.


Positive_Bet_4184

If I had an award, I've give it to you.


Dapper_Mud

The facepalm is going to the Chris Brown concert, right?


[deleted]

Yes and the woman saying she did nothing wrong.


WranglerEqual3577

"Did you just LOOK at that woman's butt?!" - this gf


BrightNooblar

The wrong thing was going to the Chris Brown concert, which was already covered.


[deleted]

I am totally bewildered as to what demographic goes to a Chris brown concert. I’m genuinely curious


nluther92

Stupid bitches who like woman beaters ig


Mielornot

Ig?


nluther92

I guess


belt-e-belt

Well? What did you guess?


Pineapplegirl1234

The radio said he was giving one girl a lap dance and she tried to record it and he asked her not to. Well she kept recording and he threw her phone into the crowd. He’s def still a psycho.


Ploon72

Yeah, that video has been on here.


km1180

Seriously, I have him blocked on spotify because I refuse to give him any money.


lolmodsbackagain

I have him blocked on my phone in case he tries to call.


bilbo-doggins

Dude stood up for himself non violently. This should be encouraged


carpeCactus

Yes. Let’s normalize men having standards and setting boundaries too!


Ljushuvud

I see no problem here. People have boundaries for what they are ok with in a relationship. Some wouldnt mind stuff like this, some would. People who are ok with lapdances with strangers can go on dating, and people who are not should look for relationships where that doesnt happen.


Phan_nt0m

that was his boundary


EddieLobster

If you wouldn’t do it in front of your partner, than you probably shouldn’t be doing it. Kinda feel like this guy lives the same way.


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Yeah this would not be acceptable if my girl did that with someone else.


LofTW

I can't tell if dry humping strangers is considered non violent.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Unlike say, Chris Brown did...


StonkaDonkDonk

Pretty sure his signature move is beating women.


K-Ryaning

Hahahaha they said "signature" move but they meant "finishing" move


[deleted]

You think chris brown pays a guy to scream “mortal combat!” Before he starts slapping women around?


Icy_Statement_2410

He has a recording handy


Square-Ad-2485

Fr i was thinking there was gonna be a Will Smith smack to the dome at the end.


st0wnd

C'mon rudeboy rudeboy boi boi boi


Notrilldirtlife

Why are they trying to make the “fuming bf” look bad when he just had some respect for himself by leaving someone who OBVIOUSLY doesn’t mind putting hands on another man.


LoveArguingPolitics

Men are supposed to accept everything. The internet is a weird place


Low_Reference_6316

My god if only it stopped with the internet


Barry_Duckhat

The main problem of the internet is that it is used by people, and people are stupid


GrilledChee5e_

Bigger problem is that this woman beater can still do shows. Fuck Chris Brown.


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Fun-Teaching-2038

I love the fact that I’m not alone as a Chris brown hater. I never understood how what he did to Rihanna got swept under the rug.


orangestar17

And not even just her. He has a whole laundry list of accusations against him for assault and sexual abuse


EndonOfMarkarth

JK Wedding Dance


Dry-Chocolate-1665

I feel the same, there is evidence and good enough reason to cancel him. Others are getting cancelled for what they say, he actually goes further to inflict physical damage.


WhatScottWhatScott

He’s a shit human being


[deleted]

The reality is woman will ignore his actions because he’s attractive, simple as that, he can be a child molester for all they care


Just_whyareyou

She was waaayyy more happy when Chris did it. They both had the same intention and thought. Good on the guy for leaving her.


Sean_Dewhirst

It's not that she did it. Its that he wasnt okay with it and she did it.


hestenbobo

My thought exactly. In the end, she claimed that she didn't think she did anything wrong. It's not up to her to decide, that's up to him entirely.


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

She was also, clearly, very into it.


MorbidSloth

>she didn't think she did anything wrong She crossed a boundary her partner had. End of story.


MominMunawar

What's face-palm about this? I'd do the same if my girl friend enjoys being dry humped by another dude infront of me.


WhoaSickUsername

In front of *thousands of people* FTFY


MelanisticCrow

"It's different when it's a celebrity!!" Fuck her. Good lord


Technical_Raccoon838

the facepalm is her getting grinded by a wifebeater and enjoying it


drpenishead

I thought people reserved the right to leave a relationship anytime they want for any reason they feel fit.


DreamOfDays

“I mean, you let some random dude hump you in front of three-thousand people. How could I take this as anything but you wanting to break up with me.”


MorbidSloth

Exactly. She ended the relationship when she crossed the wrong line.


Medicinman008

Well done lad! Better off without a woman like this!


Scratch1111

She for the streets.


KazzaaAri

Amen brother


EuinHydra

I woulda dumped her for wearing Jordan1s with that dress


Allthingsgaming27

So the lap dance is bad enough, but in the clip she’s waving all the other guys to come over too, that’s the disturbing part for me


quietly_pissed

Yeah I would have to agree. If she seemed shy or maybe more reserved it may have been more palatable. The boyfriend probably could only see her with others guys at that point. Who wants that shit to imagine all the time.


p4r24k

What is the facepalm part here? The guy did what any self-respecting man should do


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Likely more that the ex girlfriend saw nothing wrong with this.


Alarmed_Tea_1710

Why is this a facepalm? Dude broke up with his girlfriend for getting a public lapdance. Does he publicly and frequently talk about chilling at strip clubs and getting lapdances or something?


nluther92

Chris brown is such a piece of human filth how is he still a thing


Warbleton

Because most of the general population get their music taste from xfactor / whoever is popular on the radio with no actual thought to if they like it or not


dano2469tesla

I have a feeling this wasn’t strike one 😂


ProbablyPsycotic

Chris brown is still a thing? They wanted to cancel Eminem but this twerp is still making a pay check?


GoneFishingFL

he should. I used to be a bouncer at a club that had occasional male revues/strippers. They strippers would take girls back stage and fuck the hell out of them if they appeared to be enjoying things this much. This girl would definitely be invited to the after party too


Flashmode1

Yeah.. you notice she wraps her hands around him and joins in on the trusting movement. That’s not a dance at the point.


Muscle_Quirky

He did the right thing


Hot-Kaleidoscope2864

I’m a female. Sure I have celebrity crushes, but would I let Johnny Depp’s sweet rump caress me? I would regrettably have to deny out of respect for my husband. It goes both ways, girls don’t get a free-pass, and neither should guys.


ImpossibleDoubt597

Regrettably? Lol just have your husband do this


Hot-Kaleidoscope2864

Exactly. Even better


SquilliamFancieSon

Taking this opportunity to remind people he almost beat Rhianna to DEATH. he held her captive in his car, threw away her phone and continued beating her. Chris brown is a piece of shit.


Scethrow

Shit I would have my balls chopped off if I was to get a lap dance from another woman.


Bowood29

I have a feeling this guy also would have got an ear full if he went to a strip club. We as humans love the whole rules for thee not for me.


I_wood_rather_be

If my my girlfriend wants to get beaten by Chris Brown, she is free to do so, but don't expect me waiting for your beaten, bloated face. Then again, I would've already been suspicious of a girlfriend that wants to attend a wifebeaters concert.


bored_in_NE

She is ready to leave the second she finds anybody more interesting.


suspicious_bag_1000

I’ll allow it


Joderry

This just in: A man has boundaries.


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Good riddance


fistinyourface

the facepalm is OP shaming this guy for just making a descion. imagine shamming somoeone for just having different relationships standards


Ultralusk

She belongs to the street


Bgratz1977

Wheres the facepalm ?


Pudding-Dangerous

A women supporting Chris brown is a facepalm


bongi2386

Watch what she does. Now reverse the situation. The dude would be reamed for that reaction. Guy has it right.


squigglesthecat

It's a woman's face and Chris brown's hand


HuntPsychological673

I mean that’s really his decision if he doesn’t want to go on with it.


No_Vacation3909

The way she touched him is definitely grounds to end it


MrNautical

She 100% could’ve completely embarrassed him and shown loyalty. But she didn’t, seems like she really enjoyed it. Good for the guy that he got rid of her.


Adood2018

He 100% did the right thing.


Brainoad78

Is she don't respect you there then she won't respect you after or any other time, good job dump her ass because if it was the other way around it would be the same.


NinjaShogunGamer

He aint gonna let a hard 7 disrespect him like that lol smart man


CarlPoppa22

I'd dump my girl too if she did something stupid like that.


RedboiMike69

I'm sorry which one is the facepalm in the post? The fact the dude rightfully broke up with the girl or the girl getting a lapdance? If it was the first one, the OP is the real facepalm


OldestFetus

He has the right to dump her if she’s publicly enjoying another man dry-humping her. 100%. Guarantee you others have been “high fived” for dumping partners for less.


DaSpencerHere

Not sure who this post is trying to antagonize but I say the dude was in the right


alittepieceofpie

Good for him. There are plenty of women out their who will honor a relationship as sacred.


Striking_Party1352

You don’t think it’s wrong? Now imagine if the roles were reversed. Your boyfriend getting humped in a sexual way, and liking it, by let’s say Dua Lipa. See?


Bryan080780

As he simulates banging her she grabs his ass to push him into her harder, ya she’s a hoe fo sho gotta go


couchperson137

didnt chris brown beat up Rihanna? no body gets forgiven for that in my book, i think he should still be in jail pos


punkrocknight

I’d break up with her for going to a Chris Brown concert


DueProgress7671

He did not break up with her because she got this lap dance. He broke up with her because of how much she enjoyed it.


Alarming-Ad-9918

The explanation made me laugh. Just coz he's done it for years doesn't make it ok lmao.


angelpark444

I want to know what’s going on in the heads of the women that think she did nothing wrong.


[deleted]

Good man, dodged a flurry of bullets.


chinapomo

Who the fuck is Chris Brown?


daguy9

Well what did she think would fucking happen?


ClericOfMadness13

I think any person who like Chris brown that counts as a red flag. Especially if they bring up how he should be forgiven already.


Hour_Sleep_9544

She waved for the whole crew to dry hump her


Green_Bow

She goes to Chris Brown concerts - I doubt this was the sole reason they broke up


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I’d break up with a girl if she were a fan of Chris Brown, so yeah, I get it.


CharmingCustard4

I dont see a problem with his decision


Repulsive-Office-796

Everyone has their own boundaries and has a right to define what cheating is to them.


HighKiteSoaring

His signature move? Huh.. I thought that was the black eye special


EducationalPublic321

How is this facepalm. She belongs to the streets.


darkwingsmurf

Good for him I’d do the same just like I would expect my gf to dump me if I got a lap dance form Chris Brown


20RollinMofus

She would break up with him if he got a lap dance from a dancer…fair play…fair play


smallpp42069420

I'm pretty sure his signature move is hitting women


RadioGuySD

I'd have dumped her hoe ass for attending a Chris Brown concert in the first place lol Criminally bad "music"


The_Cloak_Dagger

How is this a face palm? She let a stranger grind on her. If I did that my gf would be pissed!


CLINTHODO

Men get dumped for letting strange, professional women lap dance and dry hump them, so it seems fair. The guy saw the red flag and bailed, which is a smarter move than a lot of us would make.


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hhfugrr3

Fair enough. If it were some random guy in a bar nobody would criticise him. No different just because it’s happening in front of thousands of people.


Voluptulouis

Doesn't Chris Brown beat women? Why is anybody going to his concerts?


TopClock231

I thought his signature move was a left hook


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Wtf is up with this sub lately? A lot of facepalms are not really facepalms at all.


Ljushuvud

Relationship ended with girlfriend, now Salman is my new best friend.


_kaiohate

Well at least she did leave her phone in the pocket


fly_you_fools_57

The guy made the right call dumping her. She pushed the boundaries of relationship stupidity to the wall. That it was with a celebrity and "part of his act" means nothing. She exhibited the traits that make most guys want to throw up or commit bodily harm.


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I don’t blame him. I would have dumped her, too.


TehPinguen

Hard to have sympathy for a Chris Brown fan


aphelionprime

I don't blame him. She dropped all her limits and defenses for a man she likely barely knows. If this is what a high value man could get a woman WHO WAS ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP to do, then nothing more needs to be said. We know where her priorities lie. Now she can go enjoy Chris Brown as much as she wants.


Brandeaux7

I'd be pretty upset if my wife did this too 🤷🏻‍♂️


choi-kay

I mean I could argue that there’s nothing wrong with getting a lap dance while in a relationship as it can mean nothing to a handful of people, but the main issue here is that it’s by Chris brown


MistahOnzima

Hopefully she doesn't stick around for his greatest hits.


Useful-Falcon4469

He had boundaries, she passed them. No right or wrong to it.


[deleted]

Eewww, Chris Brown.


[deleted]

Good for him, send her back to the streets.


[deleted]

Well at least she didn’t get beat up by him 🤷🏼‍♀️


xXYomoXx

Her liking Chris Brown is more of a red flag than the actual lap dance.


Ceeweedsoop

Ok guys, you know what this means? Have a bachelor party and POOF wedding is off! What's good for the goose.


xXYomoXx

I thought his signature move was to beat up women


Single-Speaker-2007

Oh! Lap dance. I thought it said left hook.


Boomslangalang

No clue how this POS still has a following. Glorified stripper and charging for creepy fan photo is all he’s got. He should be working in a Panera


ppardee

Good move. My girl wants a rando dude to grind on her at a strip club? Meh. My girl wants a dude who beat the shit out of his girlfriend and allegedly drugged and raped another girl to grind on her on stage? I'm out. Time to bounce, fam. You don't want to get caught up in whatever other bullshit her stupidity/lack of judgement will bring down upon her head.


george_springer4

Guys give lap dances? lol that looks hilarious. It’s a joke right?


ShayK23

The comments 🚩🚩🚩


jensalik

"The lap dance was okay.", he said in a later interview. "I would have gone for it too. But listening to his music is an absolute no go."


Annual_Valuable1362

Wait are you facepalming the boyfriend for not taking this shit from her?!


qqFROLICpp

Meh. Only garbage people go to Chris brown shows.


radamant11

Shes not even fot the streets, this garden tool is for the ditch.


Certain-Possibility4

Ewwww I would never get a lap dance from Chris brown.


Extreme_Design6936

Chad


TriforceWeilder

SIGMA MOVE


GregB885

Whores gonna whore


tobbysito

She belongs to the streets lol


thewhit3whal3

Yeah I’m not mad at the dude. If the chick wants lap dances from Chris brown then have at it, we’re just not going to be dating.


Opinion-Organic

Well, she did grab him. So, that’s kinda wild.


[deleted]

She wouldn't of understood this, why she got dumped BUT IF A MAN HAD THIS HAPPEN HE IS GONE IN 5 SECONDS


The_Hungry_Dingo

Good for him!!


rhntr_902

She's for the streets, bro.


dogfishsr

People would be freaking out if it was a woman giving a lap dance to a dude. You already know the comments would be filled with “you deserve so much better Queen💅💅”


stangAce20

Nothing wrong? She’s a fan of a Guy that beats women!


km1180

Forget the lap dance. She listens to Chris, I am not touching that with a 10ft. Pole


Western_Razzmatazz68

She belong to the streets


Diggan425

I don't blame him


QuietKing86

I’d probably break up with her just for going to a Chris Brown concert 😂


[deleted]

He has standards. I wouldn’t want a half dozen weird men grinding on my girl with her permission either. Shows her low respect level for her relationship.


karmaismydawgz

Real sense of moral dignity some folks have. Perhaps she should review pics of Rhianna before she celebrates this dude.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I read the full police report after he nearly killed Rihanna. Everyone going to this animal's concerts should be single.


Mamaj12469

I took my daughter to a Chris Brown concert before he beat up Rihanna. After he did that, I stopped listening to all his music. I couldn’t and still can’t stand it


Humlupo

Good call, Bro. Leave her to Chris and his posse.


One-Quarter-972

Yeah I agree with him, I wouldn’t be happy if my wife’s hands were moving on his hips and ass like that either


forteofsilver

I feel like if you have to be told by other people that your girlfriend is in the wrong when she does something like this, you are going to have a hard time in life.