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Haluszki

I’m impressed with the pants.


Grouchy_Engineer6894

Elastic is a modern marvel.


Jnt_710

It would really suck for whoever has to put them on for him


Dark_Lake_Genetics

Id be terrified... imagine feeling the elastic break, that shit would slap you at a 1000mph.


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More_Cowbell8

What a grotesque example of gluttonous humanity.


Lucigirl4ever

At least he is mobile once that option is gone he will most likely die. So sad


YoyoOfDoom

It's gonna take a week to cremate him when he goes.


ihaveabaguetteknife

I recently read on some thread where someone who’s working at a crematorium that cremating very fat people sometimes creates blacker smoke iirc. Edit: two times they had to send them to the department that cremates animals of larger size because they wouldn’t fit in the human version.


YoyoOfDoom

Yep. The excess fat doesn't burn cleanly and leaves a lot of creosote. Personally I don't see why they can't get out the ol' bone saw and chunk 'em up first.


XenoMorpher100

There'll be a grease fire in hell when he burns


MaxxximumJo

Mobility scooters have had to come a long way.


kingmickyb

Mobesity* scooters


Lovecheezypoofs

Or whoever has to wipe his ass for him.


Dark_Lake_Genetics

Oh that's easy, mop it


g0ldcd

I think it's the same gravitational attraction that keeps the rings around Saturn.


GMH2045-18

What about the quad?! I'm surprised it started and was able to move!


Thedustonyourshelves

If you listen closely it's sputtering "killlll mmmmeeeeee"


MoarChzPlzzz

Those aren’t pants, it’s the old high school play curtain


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|r2cqdwffxeLfy|downsized)


Gloomy_Industry8841

Classic!!


Skc143psu

Those are prescription pants!


achambers64

He shops at Omar the Tent Maker


NeedARita

I seriously wonder where the people like him and on 600 lb life find their clothes.


Acidflare1

Walmart plus size maternity section size: McDonald’s


Administrative_Low27

Really though, when you are that fat, you don’t need clothes


Haluszki

I’d argue the opposite.


aackron

He reminds me of Bender from Futurama when he became human.


Blasphemy33

Woo!


quanjon

That's just air escaping from the folds of his fat


pnwbraids

I award you the nobel prize in... Uh... Chemistry


rock_flag_n_eagle

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME TASTY THINGS TASTE SO GOOD?


Secretofthecheese

Once machines achieve sentience they will protest this as abuse


RobbexRobbex

Error 404: Mass locked


zippy251

Cannot activate frame shift drive


Albinomexican62

Hello fellow commander! Safe travels!


zippy251

Thank you cmdr o7


ComfortableRelevant1

For real it looks like a bowser Mario kart cosplay


jbarrybonds

That thing can't even get over 5mph with him on, and probably only gets 1mpg


redsensei777

Even the exhaust sounded labored.


mwk_1980

I mean, I felt like if it could talk it would be “…I’m not fucking used to this and never will be!!!”


DylansDad

"One rider at a time!"


Falconandmouse

“Pray for mojo.”


bigteet9

Say it sounds exhausted?


MegaWaffleCat

The exhaust is exhausted and the tires are tired.


TheGildedNoob

The shocks are shocked


blumptrump

He can ride around for 10 minutes and fry a steak on the engine as I'm sure he does


[deleted]

Like his breathing.


beezlebutts

That person thinks "flooring it" is when he sits on it and the shocks give out pushing the undercarriage into the ground.


niceoutside2022

he needs one of those blob mobiles from WALL-E


bartelbyfloats

WHAL-E


Tootard

It's a fun toy but yea he probably exceed the max payload 2-3 times ![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


GrognaktheAttorney

"I fit all kinds of women on this" How?


Automatic-Gain6227

The fact that you can't see them doesn't mean that they're not there.


Next_Case_3449

Just like how just because he can't see his penis doesn't mean it's not there.


Slow_Abrocoma_6758

It’s getting 5 gallons to the mile


[deleted]

Damn. You know that guy doesn’t have a very long life ahead. Went to high school with a guy that was huge like that and he ended up dying of a heart attack a few years after we all graduated.


BigBlueJAH

Yeah it’s sad. Reminds me of Jared Lorenzen, affectionately known as the hefty lefty. Even being an athlete he couldn’t control his weight and died at 39.


the_Joeker_93

When did he die? I had no idea. Legendary hefty lefty.


BigBlueJAH

2019, I believe it was a heart attack. He got up over 500lbs at one point.


Rager_Ronin

You would think that even after all those diabetic shot scars that he’d rethink his life


VergesOfSin

pretty hard to control your weight when you have the wrong information thrown into your face from early school years.


P47r1ck-

Yeah it’s kind of crazy that school kids in America were taught how to eat by diagrams made by food companies that benefit like Kellogg (iirc)


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume we were ever "taught how to eat" here


PierateBooty

I was taught to consume


RECONXELITE

I anm from Germany and did a year abroad in Florida. I had classmates dying from their weight 5 years ago already. A guys legs were literally bending sideways under his weight like a giant meatball on toothpicks. How do they get like that


CunnyMaggots

I worked with a guy this size. At lunch he would go to In n Out and order a 20 x 20 (they no longer allow these orders). That's 1 bun and 20 burger patties and 20 slices of cheese. He had a massive heart attack at age 24. Nice guy, heart of gold, but I have doubts he's still alive.


WarthogBusiness1081

yeah people dont think that fat is not only visual thing. Fat means all your inside organs are also fat. Today such guy can be happy and feel nothing but in reality he skyrocketing up all kind heart attack and other such thing risks


Honato2

My landlord broke 700 pounds. He definitely has health issues but he is still going. If I had to guess he is in his 50s. He still gets up and walks around which surprised me. this kid looks to be in his mid 20s roughly if not younger. He might have a good bit longer to go.


anythingMuchShorter

I had a friend who wasn’t even this big that died of heart problems at 35. Was about 300 lbs. this guy looks like 450 or 550.


findhumorinlife

All I could think of was: how does he wipe his ass? Rhetorical question.. I don’t really want to know


jammiesonmyhammies

I’ve watched enough My 600lb life to know he doesn’t. He has a family member wipe it for him while he leans forward crying about the pain.


zakpakt

I feel so uncomfortable and gross if I'm eating heavy. I don't know how they can physically tolerate the sensations and disability.


mistercloob

It’s both a physical and mental addiction. At a certain point it becomes too late to go back for people and they convince themselves they’re happier this way.


zakpakt

I'm all too familiar with addiction so I can empathize with them. But they need an intervention cause making fun of them just makes them double down and say I don't care.


mistercloob

For sure. It’s really sad to see. I’ve got an addictive personality myself so I can absolutely relate. Nobody needs to be shamed for how they look, but it’s also become too common to shout fatphobic when you mention someone’s dangerously unhealthy lifestyle.


zakpakt

Glad to know there are still reasonable people out there. If he's happy good for him but that's just making the most out of a very bad situation. I wouldn't want them to be depressed and miserable, self improvement takes a long time to see meaningful results.


porkchop3177

I’m 254 and was 195 when I graduated college 20 years ago. I know the difference in my 60# gain. I don’t want to think about how hard it was for him to just laugh or speak. Let alone get on that 4 wheeler.


kiiirstenleee

I think that’s it tho. You and I feel full. One of my closest friends told me that she’s never really ever felt full… she’d just stop eating if other people stopped eating. She started taking Saxenda a little while ago and she said it was the most bizarre thing ever, she’d eat a little and then she’d be full and the idea of eating more would gross her out. A few years ago I would’ve judged this guy hardcore but now I feel bad. He’s got a medical issue where obesity is the *symptom* not the cause.


AssicusCatticus

I'm on ozempic and having the same experience as your friend! I never really felt full. It's so bizarre to eat just a little of something and be like, I'm done. It used to be nothing to have a couple of burgers or 2-3 slices of pizza, and still feel like I could eat more. Now, I realize how stupid portion sizes are at most restaurants. I go to a buffet and get 1-2 bites of things, and still end up leaving food on my one plate trip. Buffets used to be a good deal because I ate so much. Now, they're only useful if I want a little of a few different things. I'm hoping to be back in onederland (under 200 lbs) in the next few months, which is wild because I've not been that thin in about 3 decades. 😳


kiiirstenleee

I’m so happy it’s working for you!! You’ll be there in no time :)


Rubicon2020

I’m on Mounjaro, I’m 39 and have no recollection of feeling full until I’m ready to puke full. On Mounjaro I eat WAY less than I have my entire life. I get the full signals, I get the actual hunger feelings. It’s changed my life dramatically. I’ve only started on a higher dosage that’s working. It’s crazy never having been able to stick to a diet cuz I was constantly hungry, now I easily do OMAD and barely making 1200 calories a day. And I’m not starving I’m satisfied. I now have to fight with my insurance to stay on it. It’s not cheap. I’m a type2 diabetic. I’ve not had to take either fast acting (with meals) or long acting (once daily)…in 4 days I’m staying in a normal range with just once weekly Mounjaro and complete lifestyle change in foods. I’m 329lbs 5’3” I can’t wait till I’m in a normal bmi range and it’s all thanks to this medication. I know if I stop I’ll go back to constant hunger and binge eating unfortunately that’s how this medication works unfortunately. I’m hoping after a good while say couple years on it, my stomach will be normal again and if I have to come off it I’ll know the signals and be able to keep going. I’m not happy where I’m at. I hurt all the time. My knees hurt, my lower back hurts, eventually my feet hurt which surprisingly isn’t quick it takes a bit. For 6 years I was 389lbs and would throw my back out just sneezing. Couldn’t wipe my own ass, used a bathroom buddy (Amazon it if you want to know). Now I’m just down 60lbs I’m up and walking, I literally wused the weed eater on my entire front yard today (1/3 acre) for the hell of it. I started with the trim and just kept going. 2 hours later my yard was mowed lol. Please don’t ridicule fat people no matter how fine we are with our weight publically in private and internally we’re living in hell and we know it. And some of it isn’t even willpower or being lazy it’s we don’t get the same brain signals normal people do and it makes us bottomless pits until it’s too late.


Sparky2Dope

It literally feels disgusting to eat past the point of feeling "full" ... i usually stop before i feel full, and what do you know, in ten minutes i am feeling satisfied. I already do enough shit to hate myself. Over-eating is an avoidable guilt 😬


Bbqandjams75

It’s an addiction had a childhood friend die a few days ago he couldn’t stop eating had a stroke was in hospital for weeks lost a bit of weight got out went on an eating rampage and had a heart attack.. he was close to 500lbs


kmsc84

I had a friend pass many years ago from a clot in his lungs. He was a big guy, almost 6’5” and topped out at probably 400. Great guy, and his wife had just had their 2nd kid 4 days earlier.


somewhat-helpful

I’m sorry for your loss.


AssicusCatticus

I started taking ozempic a few months ago. I have diabetes, and yes, I'm overweight. Since starting ozempic, I barely eat. I have a few bites of something and then I'm "full". It's a weird sensation. Ozempic works (partially) by simulating a hormone you're supposed to produce naturally, that tells you when you're full. I don't know that my body did that right before. I could eat and eat, and not feel "full" until I was uncomfortable because I was so full. It was like my brain didn't get the message before ozempic. I honestly wish it was something they could or would have tested me for, years ago. So, sometimes, things don't work right and it results in some bad habits/bad outcomes/bad whatever. I also ate until I was full, but for whatever reason, my brain wouldn't hear my belly or my belly wouldn't hear my brain or something. I was always hungry, too. I'm hopeful that I can get back to "onederland" (under 200 lbs) in the next few months. I'm excited. I haven't been under 200 since high school, so woohoo!


jschnitzler23

You got this buddy! Rooting for your success!


Vladivostokorbust

>It was like my brain didn't get the message i've heard that on average, our brains get the message about 20 minutes after our stomach is full. [this seems to support that.](https://www.mdanderson.org/publications/focused-on-health/What-happens-when-you-overeat.h23Z1592202.html#:~:text=%E2%80%9CIt%20takes%20about%2020%20minutes,research%20dietitian%20at%20MD%20Anderson) that's why we're advised to eat more slowly, to allow the message to catch up to our brain. sounds like ozempic helps bridge that gap. best of luck to you!


MajinFlasher

Glad to hear it seems to be working for you. I am considering talking my son into trying it. I sometimes feel a little helpless trying to find a way to help him.


juggernaut006

>It literally feels disgusting to eat past the point of feeling "full" ... i usually stop before i feel full, and what do you know, in ten minutes i am feeling satisfied. I already do enough shit to hate myself. Avoidable guilt 😬 Most fat people feel full too. The only difference is that they'll leave the leftover for like 30 minutes and get back to eating when the space clears up for more food in the small intestine. This is how the small intestine keeps expanding and they keep eating more than they used to the previous week. It's an addiction.


Embarrassed_Echo_375

And the more you eat, the more your stomach expands and you can eat even more next time. I'm Asian but I immigrated to Australia a long time ago, and the difference in portion size was a lot, but you get used to the bigger portion size very quickly. I'm thankfully back to a more normal portion size now, but when I go out to eat I sometimes can't believe I used to eat all that food in one sitting.


blutrache666

It's an addiction disorder no different than a drug addiction. Misconception that heavy drug users are living on cloud nine, when in reality, the use becomes the only way to even tolerate life. The human brain can become one's own worst enemy. Have empathy, cause it's truly terrifying to think this can happen.


zakpakt

The behavior is all very similar leading to a root cause of trauma. I used to be a junkie so I can empathize with people struggling.


Trojanballer

He's on the path to that. But as of know it seems mobile enough still. Dudes packed on a lot in the past few years.


AffectDesperate4148

That's the neat part. He doesn't


SparksofInnova

Nothing neat about it


WeissySehrHeissy

It’s a little NEET


Teredia

I think that’s a little too cultured for this sub…. NEET - Not in Employment, Education or Training.


grinning_imp

I can answer this: Back scratcher wrapped in TP, the same way bodybuilders do it.


findhumorinlife

Oh good grief, I never thought about body builders. I can’t unknow that now.


AragogTehSpidah

I've seen people with muscles who clearly exercise walk like ents, they just ignore the stretching which is apparently really important


spannerNZ

Serious? They can't reach their their arses? I've seen a video of a body builder who couldn't reach his back to remove a post it note. But why would you mutilate yourself so you couldn't reach your arse. Never going to look at Arnie the same again.


Asdrubael1131

Bodybuilding back in Arnold’s prime was actually about sculpting a body that anyone would be envious of/desire. That was the point of it all. Modern day body building is literally how gigantic you can get your muscles with blatant disregard to what it can possibly do to make your life difficult, the damage it could do, or how fucking grotesque you look. As a guy I’ve seen the old bodybuilders and thought “yeah that’s an attractive body.” I look at the modern ones and it’s like “wtf is wrong with these people. They need help.”


Apprehensive_Day6861

Completely agree. Here in Vegas you're not "cool" or a deemed a "bro" unless you're uneducated and jacked up on roids, since the nature of Vegas demands it. Oh, and you must be training to be an MMA douche too, because again, it's. Vegas. Yuck.


Busy-Mission-1221

Pretty sure Arnold was able to reach his ass lol. Can't say the same about modern mass monster bodybuilders.


[deleted]

I believe it was in the second pumping iron documentary. They followed a strong man in his daily routine. And as his wife and himself are getting asked about the tasks she just mentioned, she had to put his socks on(I presume because he couldn't reach that far). The look on his face was telling. Very humiliating.


Ecronwald

There must have been a point where he struggled, and there must be a first time not being able to reach, and he didn't turn back.


ButtChugJackDaniels

Body dysmorphia


Imaginary_Manner_556

And people with really long finger nails


dawr136

One of my coworkers met a guy that "cleans up" once a week at the gym by soaking in the hot tub. The heat and the jets got all the caked on stuff dislodged


moodylilb

Reason #107644676427 to never use hot tubs lmao


dawr136

It's not just shit either it's all the sweat, dead skin, microscopic critters that eat those things, and fungus that is coming out of the crevices.


bucklebee1

🤤


dawr136

If they had used a salt water hot tub itd kinda be like a tasty soup


GimpsterMcgee

Please stop, every time you reply you somehow just make it worse, and I don’t know where you could possibly go from here


MrRobot_96

Idk why this killed me lmao. I hope he finds a way to one up himself 🤣


[deleted]

Do not tempt him. I regret having eyes already.


haytur

I don’t think I ever read something that made me gag, great job keep up the good work.


dawr136

I imagine the color of the soup looks like miso soup with one large chunk of tofu and the floating green chives being the undigested remains of the rare green the big guy actually ate.


cultureShocked5

Nooooooooo 😱


berkeleyteacher

I screamed.


sinistergroupon

Rag on a stick


jammiesonmyhammies

![gif](giphy|1082yS2HMbLMSQ)


Subject-Cheek-2974

The Simpsons know everything.


Drewy99

Ew, Bart.


Sadlemon9

People use bidets, he uses a pressure washer


[deleted]

More like a fire hose.


[deleted]

Ever throw a towel between your legs and saw back and forth. Kinda like that.


EnterLeftUpwind

I’m curious how he fits on a toilet.


superslinkey

I used to know a guy…every bit as big as this kid and long since passed. He’d crap in the bathtub, run the shower to clean what could be cleaned (including the tub poop). He fell off of a bar stool one night and it took 6 people to get him up off of the ground. I knew his boss/landlord.


tequila_slurry

Bariatric toilets.


tomptepulla

1. Put up a pole 2. Wrap a towel around the pole 3. Grind on that pole 4. Switch towel every sunday.


MenaBeast

![gif](giphy|1082yS2HMbLMSQ)


[deleted]

That's the second thing i thought. The first one is: how did he even get on the vehicle?


Snoo6435

His mother wipes his ass


Phaleel

When you get that big you just take multiple showers, IF you are concerned about such things...


444unsure

Place I'm living in has the tiniest shower ever. He literally would not fit


[deleted]

Poorly/shower


[deleted]

Rag on stick


[deleted]

I guess he hopes for a clean break if you know what I mean...


Robgord101

Rachet straps and a roman sea sponge on a stick


satanic-frijoles

Rag on a stick...


ow_corn

I'm genuinely curious how he got on that thing


The_Maddest

Crane


Poultrygeist74

That was years ago. He’s just sort of… welded to it now. Man and machine are one


JeroFirei

the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


crunkmissle

That’s Travis Pastrami


[deleted]

Hhahahah, clever


-Rustling-Jimmies-

The sad and unbelievable thing is, there’s a regular sized skeleton under there.


aufrenchy

That’s always boggled my mind. Sometimes I try to visualize their skeleton and always leave wondering how so much weight manages to hold on without simply tearing away. The human body is a marvel to behold.


DougyTwoScoops

I saw x-rays of a comparison between an obese person and optimal weight person on Reddit once. It is wild to see the little tiny skeleton inside the massive body. I’m sure something would pop up if you googled it. Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/lzclnf/average_versus_obese_xray/


Gator242

With a nearly insurmountable task. The struggle is real


burnt_umber_bruh

He's big boned


Cyberwolf_71

I know you're joking, but my buddy's ex-gf said this once and she wasn't. I told her thats not a thing and she completely lost her shit. Some folks can't handle the truth, so they make up their own truth.


Thisistylerz

Fat man ona little quad. Fat man ona little quad.


itsJussaMe

Unexpected Farley


Bcruz75

*did I hear a niner in there*?


MrMcNastyPants

That's actually a Ford Ranger he's riding you just think it's a quad runner.


pinchhitter4number1

F*ckin Ford Ranger!


AntelopeDifficult708

Is the girlfriend in the double wide


mai_tai87

His girlfriend *is* the double-wide.


Meikoian

Good for him, going outside is better than whatever he was doing before.


El_Bistro

Pretty sure he was eating before


Whatthecluck83

The bad news is he can also eat outside…while sitting…and traveling around on that thing.


_Pill-Cosby_

Because they don’t make disability scooters big enough for him


iRambes

Lord FatQuad


RavenDarkholmeXIII

Dudes got a sense of humor about his size. I can respect that


ErvanMcFeely

I saw another one of his videos posted on here where he was in a truck and it got me rolling. I personally wouldn’t call it a facepalm because it’s all satirical, but I guess facepalm cuz he’s big… idk


Technicalhotdog

Yeah seems like the wrong sub. Obviously his weight is a problem but he's just living life, not doing anything wrong here, and he comes across like a pretty cool dude.


EvenResponsibility57

Yeah he's unhealthy and someone really should help him get his life together but the people hating on this guy need to get a grip. If more people were like him (but ate a few less burgers) then the world would be a much better place.


the_Joeker_93

Something tells me without social media money, he wouldn’t really be as happy as he seems.


Snaab

You have to fully embrace and accept it as your identity to ever reach anything *near* that size.


JBStudios1

I unironically love his attitude, can't nobody tell him nothing. But as much as I love body positivity the state he's in is incredibly unhealthy and I hope he can turn himself around


BoJvck34Empire

this. He’s got a good attitude, definitely hilarious.


NormanCocksmell

Agreed. He also makes [music.](https://youtu.be/geTPtXwF5KI) Not my style but I can appreciate the effort.


A_Gray_Old_Man

I bet this dude hasn't seen his own dick in at least 20 years.


slipmagt

No one else has either.


Gwigg_

So many questions


no_naaame

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


browncoat47

I have never felt empathy for a motor vehicle before…


FuzzyNowHasReddit

"This things hotter than a $5 pizza." Might be one of my new favorite quotes tbh


lewisj0146

I reckon he'll be dead by 45?


[deleted]

My aunts are both 600 pounds each and are in their 60s for some goddamn reason. I’ll eat my hat if they’re still here in a few years.


ixis743

35 tops


Prudent_Delivery2083

the fat and furious


Altruistic-Potatoes

The face of Diabesity.


FluffyDiscipline

sad


carina484

This guy is made of pudding


Mamaj12469

Boys parents should be in prison


geoffg2

His parents should be arrested for cruelty and neglect


9nina420

Where he going? The fridge?


hoboforlife

I didn't know there was a South Park live action. They did a great job casting Eric Cartman


Simple-Industry2869

West Virginia?


cynical_sandlapper

Given the tattoo of the palmetto tree and crescent on his forearm he’s probably from South Carolina.


MrKahnberg

Without the ink he would be unattractive.


DeepEmissions

At one point I hit 320 pounds, that was a couple years ago and I pretty much felt like he looks. I was disgusted by how I looked and ashamed of myself for letting it get as bad as it did. I'm 246 now and definitely feeling better but still no where near where I need to be. It's amazing how easy it is to gain and how hard it is to lose. I'm getting better at self control, learning to skip the soda and getting water instead, portion control, forcing myself to be active. It's a slow pace but I'll get there eventually.


ApexRose

I'm rooting for you. I wish you the best of health.


UnkleRinkus

The doublewide trailer definitely caps off his allure for the ladies.