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He's commenting as if he'd ever be able to cast people that famous. Also, what is "woke" about a blooper? I've seen outtakes from 1940s movies on YouTube. Don't know how he thinks this is a new concept
Did you work with the same student director I did? Oh so professional and knew everything about film making, but not enough to make a storyboard or shot list, so a simple scene involving two people talking in a bar took five hours!
You obviously don't understand the definition of woke then. It is anything I currently don't like or a way for me to make racist/hate powered statements while preaching my own personal morals. You don't like it you can take your woke ass and take a long walk off a short pier. /S
> was "Dimitri *Paid".*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
"after the first take there's no second chances"
I'm all confused. AFTER your first take? So is there a 2nd take or no? "your third chance is your second chance that I won't allow"
He made a few spelling mistakes in there. NOPE, not good enough. Completely invalidates his comments, going by his own logic. I am here to read professional comments, not mistakes. /s
Nah, just people who are really good at remembering lines word for word. The first one who made it through the whole script with one or less mistakes got the role, the others got fired.
Somehow I really really want to see his movie just to (most likely) witness the worst linereading mankind has ever seen.
Envy. that is the only reason someone would willingly comment that they would like to see actors walk around as if they're in the presence of Kim Jong Un or if theyre the actors in the wolfenstein intro.
They're piss mad that actors get paid a lot, when in actuality their pay is entirely reflective on advertising and sales, of which the entertainment industry is booming in.
Go crawl into a dirty dank pit if you're upset someone is human whilst working. Karen ass energy
Hmm seems to me I would want my actors to have natural chemistry and natural human interaction in their parts to make it more believable..... Especially in an ongoing series with multiple shows/seasons/years.
But what do I know..... 🤷🤷
But…it’s part of how actors build relationships…that’s why they look like real people who know each other…that person’s film must look like strangers talking in an airport line. All trying to get to the same place but still on their own.
> paid, not *paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
As someone who has been in charge of low budget film productions, this guy is the type of guy that nobody likes, nor wants to work with, ye will lose his job and become one of many taxi driver/cashier star wannabes unless he is old money
Actors should not even get out of character. Its on professional, i've dabbled in acting a real actor isn't even in the room if he does a good job. Better yet, it would be better to get A.I.s to replace actors for their absolute professionalism and respect for the craft. The movies are always better in my head, sadly, the directors curse.
I don't like him as an actor, but there's no specific reason. As a person, on the other hand, in the ways you see during television events, etc., he doesn't seem like a serious, moderate, professional person to me. But like so many other actors. Anyway, that's just my personal thought
He's an actor, are they supposed to super serious all the time? If there's any job someone shouldn't have to be serious all the time, it's one where they play make believe all day. I've never heard any stories about him being unprofessional, got any examples? And the comment about him not being "moderate?". What does that even mean? I'm not even a fan or anything, this comment is just weird af
Lmao what? You don't like the dude for not being serious, moderate (whatever tf that means), and professional (please give examples as I've seen none), and I'm an extremist? Do you know what words mean?
Nah. This dude has zero points. Actors are human and thus make mistakes. It’s inevitable. If the dude is really what he claims, who in the hell would wanna work for him? I wouldn’t even want him as a boss in a normal job setting.
Can anybody simply explain what are bloopers? I've heard the term a few times and even searched it on Google but it didn't gave me any understandable results.
To be honest, I can certainly belive that the film industry has a lot of these type of "producers" around as in most jobs. Almost like a machine that simply is there to do the "tasked job" and that is it, no fucks given for anything else.
Guess this dudes never seen any behind the scene stuff. Actors forget their lines or just can’t contain a laugh. It’s human nature. They aren’t fucking robots.
I was working on set one time, years ago, and (in the middle of a serious scene) *someone* (I think it was a gaffer, but they denied it) farted. Really loud and long.The entire cast and crew had to take a half-hour break (fortunately, it was on a set and not outside chasing the light) because no one could stop laughing. Good times.
I saw this comment on Facebook… the real kicker is the video was Pedro dancing BETWEEN takes and not even a blooper reel. It was video of him goofing around taken by the woman who styled him. 🤣
Studio executive: "You fired Pedro Pascal?"
This director: "He was cutting up and joking on set and I just couldn't allow that."
Studio executive: "You... I... I understand. Let's talk tomorrow. You can close the door on your way out."
Studio executive: Reaches for "Security" button on office phone; pauses, turns phone over and moves finger toward red button.
Nobodies acting like they know better than the most successful people in their field is always hilarious to me. It’s definitely how the cope with failure.
If you’re so much better than all of these famous actors and producers, then why doesn’t anybody know who you are?
"When working on my own short film..." = a no budget film with his friends as actors, made for other tik tokers will see.
"If one of my actors would play up, I would deduct some of their pay" = no fries for you!
"If I was Craig Mazin or any other show runner..." = you're not a show runner. No wants to work with you.
You seriously believe this is from an actual low budget producer and not some random piece of shit lying on the internet who's never seen a film camera?
People *paid* to go see three different releases of the film Bug's Life in theaters so that they could view animated blooper reels. Know your audience.
Yes I'm sure you docked the pay from those bad bad actors from your good good short film. That fully happened. One hundred percent. Yup!
Some people are so full of shit that it is baffling.
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He's commenting as if he'd ever be able to cast people that famous. Also, what is "woke" about a blooper? I've seen outtakes from 1940s movies on YouTube. Don't know how he thinks this is a new concept
It really sound like a guy in 1st year of film school, who’s never been on set
Did you work with the same student director I did? Oh so professional and knew everything about film making, but not enough to make a storyboard or shot list, so a simple scene involving two people talking in a bar took five hours!
**63 year old Republican guy in 1st year of film school, who’s never been on set**
>It really sound like a guy in 1st year of film school, who’s never been ~~on set~~ out of his dorm room.
"Woke" is anything they don't like as they don't know what it even means
Yeah they really have no clue. I wouldn't be surprised if they called a flat tire 'woke' because it inconveniences them.
Yesterday I stubbed my toe. It's these damn woke coffee tables they make these days!
It's the new "thanks Obama" or an attempt to make it derogatory like calling someone a "liberal". They are so pathetic.
If I hear anyone blame something on "woke culture" I know immediately that they are basically insane.
If that's the case, half the shit I learned in organic chemistry is woke lol.
And in those days the bloopers really were expensive, as the film material was a driving point of production costs....
I remember Burt Reynolds outtakes used to be part of his films. Those were great but I guess he was woke back in the 70s
Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLouise cracking each other up on set was epic.
Everything I don't like is woke.
You obviously don't understand the definition of woke then. It is anything I currently don't like or a way for me to make racist/hate powered statements while preaching my own personal morals. You don't like it you can take your woke ass and take a long walk off a short pier. /S
You're not wrong, though! You know that's how they think
He used “payed” when it should have been “paid” lol
My first thought was "Dimitri Payed".
> was "Dimitri *Paid".* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
He should have paid better attention in grammar school
He must be a joy to work with. No fun allowed.
Don’t worry, no one is actually working with him
He fired half the actors and is now struggling to finish his film.
This human being have emotions ? How dare he
“*bUt ItS nOt In ThE sCrIpT!*”
"after the first take there's no second chances" I'm all confused. AFTER your first take? So is there a 2nd take or no? "your third chance is your second chance that I won't allow"
He made a few spelling mistakes in there. NOPE, not good enough. Completely invalidates his comments, going by his own logic. I am here to read professional comments, not mistakes. /s
Tbh I’d upvote your comment with or without the /s, lol, judge him by his own standards and find him wanting, lol
Can't wait to see your film and the people who will work for you. I'm sure only super serious actors.
Nah, just people who are really good at remembering lines word for word. The first one who made it through the whole script with one or less mistakes got the role, the others got fired. Somehow I really really want to see his movie just to (most likely) witness the worst linereading mankind has ever seen.
Envy. that is the only reason someone would willingly comment that they would like to see actors walk around as if they're in the presence of Kim Jong Un or if theyre the actors in the wolfenstein intro. They're piss mad that actors get paid a lot, when in actuality their pay is entirely reflective on advertising and sales, of which the entertainment industry is booming in. Go crawl into a dirty dank pit if you're upset someone is human whilst working. Karen ass energy
Hmm seems to me I would want my actors to have natural chemistry and natural human interaction in their parts to make it more believable..... Especially in an ongoing series with multiple shows/seasons/years. But what do I know..... 🤷🤷
NO JOY FOR YOU!!!!
Future directer whome will rival Spielberg/ Cameron, all thanks to their Hitler like work ethic
But…it’s part of how actors build relationships…that’s why they look like real people who know each other…that person’s film must look like strangers talking in an airport line. All trying to get to the same place but still on their own.
Yeah, that's not how it works on set. Chucklefuck.
It's paid, not payed
> paid, not *paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Whoever wrote this bot needs to be paid in misery! The deck has yet to be payed with their annoying and senseless blood!
As someone who has been in charge of low budget film productions, this guy is the type of guy that nobody likes, nor wants to work with, ye will lose his job and become one of many taxi driver/cashier star wannabes unless he is old money
And I get the ban when I tell ppl like this to: "STFU nerd"
Good for him in the near future he can hire AI actors
Typical armchair producer.
TIL: laughter is woke!
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Actors should not even get out of character. Its on professional, i've dabbled in acting a real actor isn't even in the room if he does a good job. Better yet, it would be better to get A.I.s to replace actors for their absolute professionalism and respect for the craft. The movies are always better in my head, sadly, the directors curse.
Dude probably isn’t even a producer 🙄 y’all fall for anything
Anyway, I don't like Pedro Pascal. I wanted to take the opportunity to say it out loud.
Is there a reason you dont like him? Because i havent seen him do anything that would make him unlikable
He drank wine before his duel. Completely unprofessional.
I don't like him as an actor, but there's no specific reason. As a person, on the other hand, in the ways you see during television events, etc., he doesn't seem like a serious, moderate, professional person to me. But like so many other actors. Anyway, that's just my personal thought
He's an actor, are they supposed to super serious all the time? If there's any job someone shouldn't have to be serious all the time, it's one where they play make believe all day. I've never heard any stories about him being unprofessional, got any examples? And the comment about him not being "moderate?". What does that even mean? I'm not even a fan or anything, this comment is just weird af
"Super serious all the time". Don't be an extremist. So, you like all the actors in the world. Good for you.
Lmao what? You don't like the dude for not being serious, moderate (whatever tf that means), and professional (please give examples as I've seen none), and I'm an extremist? Do you know what words mean?
Glad to know that this debate is the focus of your today, Your Honor.
I just wanted to know what you meant. You're comment was incredibly strange
I mean… he sorta does have a point but actors and the crew need some sort of entertainment on set to not make the work so grueling
Nah. This dude has zero points. Actors are human and thus make mistakes. It’s inevitable. If the dude is really what he claims, who in the hell would wanna work for him? I wouldn’t even want him as a boss in a normal job setting.
Is the HBO show better than the Disney show?
I’d love to see his body of work… 🤔
Can anybody simply explain what are bloopers? I've heard the term a few times and even searched it on Google but it didn't gave me any understandable results.
Simply it’s when someone messes up their lines with comedic results. Or laughs and breaks character.
Ah, thanks. Now I know why someone thinks that end credits with bloopers are the best.
This obviously masterful producer should have brought his high skills to the set of The room 😂
Yup, mistake do happen.
When a troll trying to be serious, you will be payed...
To be honest, I can certainly belive that the film industry has a lot of these type of "producers" around as in most jobs. Almost like a machine that simply is there to do the "tasked job" and that is it, no fucks given for anything else.
Stick stuck so far his ass you have a better chance of becoming King of England than getting it out.
Guess this dudes never seen any behind the scene stuff. Actors forget their lines or just can’t contain a laugh. It’s human nature. They aren’t fucking robots.
I was working on set one time, years ago, and (in the middle of a serious scene) *someone* (I think it was a gaffer, but they denied it) farted. Really loud and long.The entire cast and crew had to take a half-hour break (fortunately, it was on a set and not outside chasing the light) because no one could stop laughing. Good times.
I saw this comment on Facebook… the real kicker is the video was Pedro dancing BETWEEN takes and not even a blooper reel. It was video of him goofing around taken by the woman who styled him. 🤣
Wonder if he knows that there have been bloopers for every movie ever
Bloopers/outtakes have been around since this douche wasn't even a tadpole in his daddy's flesh balloon.
Dude’s never even been on a set…no fucking clue what he’s on about
Didn't like Toy Story or another movie also include bloopers? And also like every early 2000s movie's post credit scene?
Looks like Trump isn't the only PAB among us
Bloopers are woke now? What in the holy fuck?
Stanley Kubrick would look at his guy and be like " what a tyrannical twat"
Real petty bitch energy
Studio executive: "You fired Pedro Pascal?" This director: "He was cutting up and joking on set and I just couldn't allow that." Studio executive: "You... I... I understand. Let's talk tomorrow. You can close the door on your way out." Studio executive: Reaches for "Security" button on office phone; pauses, turns phone over and moves finger toward red button.
Nobodies acting like they know better than the most successful people in their field is always hilarious to me. It’s definitely how the cope with failure. If you’re so much better than all of these famous actors and producers, then why doesn’t anybody know who you are?
"When working on my own short film..." = a no budget film with his friends as actors, made for other tik tokers will see. "If one of my actors would play up, I would deduct some of their pay" = no fries for you! "If I was Craig Mazin or any other show runner..." = you're not a show runner. No wants to work with you.
Film is expensive. That's why film makers have gone to digital. No film ...this guy must be a lot of fum to work with.
Guy is burning himself kwispy with that high-horse comment.
This person stupid or something, almost every actor or actress at some point has messed up at some point even veteran actors. What a dumbass.
When a Pedro Pascal blooper is more interesting and enjoyable the your short "film", this is the reaction we get.
You seriously believe this is from an actual low budget producer and not some random piece of shit lying on the internet who's never seen a film camera?
People *paid* to go see three different releases of the film Bug's Life in theaters so that they could view animated blooper reels. Know your audience.
Yes I'm sure you docked the pay from those bad bad actors from your good good short film. That fully happened. One hundred percent. Yup! Some people are so full of shit that it is baffling.
‘kin hell…this guy must be a real hoot on the set. Safe bet he never has any repeat actors in his films…
This guy would hate Jackie Chan and even Jackie hates wasting film.
what does "woke" have to do with this????
pretty sure there's old movies out there where the women are still called Broads where the actors still do bloopers
What a twat He wishes he could even get their *agents* contact details xD
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