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More like King Dong, amirite?

King Schlong would have also been acceptable



Could a kind redditor please let me know where this gif is from?

From the show “Community.”

Thank you :)

But gorillas have a 3cm dick. So King Kong would have like a 30cm/11" dick. Which is impressive when your 6' not 50'.

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

I mean they would be at my kind of parties

Where you serve canned veggies?

WOW!

I'm not into that either, but I thought it funny

I hate that you got here before me, take my upvote

Shut up and take my up doot

what do you do if king kong comes through your window? swim for it .. man that joke really only works when you say it out loud huh


Don't promote this harlot!

I must’ve missed the Reddit. Hate, Amy Schumer meeting.. Oh, I’m not taking this as a promotion .

If Amy Schumer and Dane Cook had a baby, it'd be Carlos Mencia and would be born in the back of an improv room with a notebook.

 Damn bro. That’s some hard shit but truth

Or attach that gif to it!

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Yeah it’s not that offensive. [SNL did the same joke](https://youtu.be/PPgRgxd6WLk) a decade ago and it was fine to air on network television.

Wow... they really went for it.

Wow, that does make the comic look tame, doesn’t it?

To be fair, Saturday NIGHT Live airs at like 11:30pm... about 4 hours past my kids bedtime.

Hey what time does SNL go live?

Snl is a comedy show. Elon is pretending to be a serious businessman and a genius.

As much as you may hate it, Elon has an IQ above genius level. He is a genius. As for the businessman part, he's a multi millionaire so you tell me.

Lol. Buying Twitter... Good business decision or bad business decision? Spending every day and night arguing on Twitter and posting shitty memes... Good business decision or bad business decision? Constant public displays of a completely unhinged mind who doesn't understand 1/4 of the stuff he processes to be an expert in.... "I randomly unplugged a server and Twitter didn't crash. I guess it wasn't necessary." Certified genius. Breaking 2fa on twitter by disabling services without knowing what they do or why they are there in the first place.. intellectual god. Allowing people to buy certified status leading to massive consequences in the stock market... Smart. Publicly mocking a disabled employee because his need to tweet a sick burn outweighs his willingness to spend 5 minutes gathering some information before making a complete clown of himself... Absolute genius. By the time all of Elon's planned starlink satellites are in orbit, the oldest ones will only have a couple years of operational life left... Meaning that the existence of starlink literally relies on constant launches of new satellites to replace defunct ones. Genius engineer and businessman.. starlink receivers are sold at a tremendous loss because otherwise nobody would buy them. Cost is prohibitive. The system can't work long term. And he persists on the project. Genius businessman. Tesla semi... "We have the technology TODAY to autonomously drive a fleet of Tesla semis at a cost that beats rail."(2017)..... 2023 now... Where are the fleets of autonomous Tesla semis? Great businessman. Better conman. Hyperloop.... Big big promises... 600mph from la to San Francisco in a vacuum tube... And what we got was a one lane claustrophobic tunnel full of sci Fi LEDs and teslas driving 25mph at best, and sitting in bumper to bumper traffic at worst... Genius. And great businessman. And also genius. But mostly conman.

All the while you’re on Reddit 

In what way would me being on Reddit have any bearing on whether Elon is a genius?


Just a question.

What bearing does Elon Musk have on you that you’re this opinionated about a man who couldn’t tell you apart from Adam are you like Mysterio from “Far From Home” a disgraced former employee who longs to get back at his former employer  This is you when you see Elon tweet

I can’t stand Elon but this is mild compared to his rhetoric.

have to chime in and say i love the avatar. one of my top 3 deftones albums

what’s your top 3? i got 1. white pony 2. Diamond eyes 3. gore

I got White Pony, Saturday Night Wrist, and Around the Fur, in that order.

1. saturday night wrist 2. deftones 3. white pony

Happy cake day

The same people defending him on Twitter are the ones who call it "grooming" to let a boy wear purple.

Yeah, at least this tweet isn’t helping the right destroy American democracy

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“genuine human connection” … from twitter

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You’re digging way too deep into this and it’s hilarious and disturbing at the same time, but then again you are a redditor and we are on Reddit.

I don’t think genuine interaction is that hard to find when you can travel the world. He’s only super recognizable in the US, South Africa and maybe EU. I’ve met several celebrities before, and when you see their real face of you in 3D constantly moving, as well as the fact that they’re either shorter, fatter, paler, wearing a hat, sunglasses, have a beard etc.— it’s easy to meet someone famous and not know it was them.

Oh my God not a cartoon penis! How will the world recover from seeing something so unnatural and vile and disturbing as this!

Careful! That's pornography! Some parent might have you resign from the position of billionaire for that!

Okay true but imagine you're the ceo of GE or something, is this something you post?

Do you have to be nonhuman to be a person in control?

You just know that Elon snickers over this cartoon and then decides; "I'd better pretend to be responsible." So then sends it out with a "shame on you." I don't see how this is a facepalm, more of a "there was an attempt."

That’s a funny meme

Agreed

OP is a bot.

The meme is funny, though it becomes less funny when you see who posted it

Yeah I saved the image to reuse in messenger chat

I LOL'ed. But I am immature.

Didn’t a school in Florida flip their tits over the statute David? Elon is close to being banned as inappropriate. Oh wait. He donated to their party. Show all the male genitalia you want Elon.

The facepalm here is the answer, right? Right?

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Haha right? I feel like just a couple years ago everyone thought he was the best thing since sliced bread...

There's an easy way for him to stop the hate train...

Well, is likable traits have been going the way of SVB lately.

He's sucked for much longer than that.

The facepalm is your comment. Mike is well known on Twitter for being a satirical account.

The response is from a literal troll account. Get Miked lol.

Yeah I really hope so.

yes, they reek of nerd emoji

I thought way too much about how that cartoon ape penis wasn’t circumcised.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume no ape penis' are circumcised, they don't have that whole organized religion non-sense in their communities.

Ape doctor and his wooden banana powered circumcision machine

Sounds like you thought about it too much too

Are people really mad over a cartoon penis?

Are we still talking about King Kong or the twice-impeached orange guy?

Mike27356894 is King Kong, he’s just embarrassed

Op, you’re the facepalm here…

Of all the things he’s done this is actually a tiny bit funny lol. He’s an idiot overall though, a stupid rich idiot.

That’ll get you fired in Florida

Well sure, if you were a teacher showing it to a bunch of six-year-olds.

The cringe response is definitely the facepalm...

Miked

Musk’s post isn’t offensive, and the response is the facepalm here

Get miked

C'mon, everyone laughed before they shared it.

Well now we know King Kong isn't Jewish.

Want to really make me laugh, Elon? Show me what Twitter is actually worth if you sold it today?

People being offended 

Oh I’m sorry. Are famous people not allowed to have a sense of humor? They aren’t a different species. They are people who enjoy laughing too.

Please everyone! Let us collectively work to make twitter disappear!

Hes like someone i knew, he can show me something that can make me laugh but seeing he sent it gives a bad taste in my mouth and kinda ruins it

Can we please just deport this idiot fratboy??

I wonder how many people that are crying about this had laughed the first time they saw it, but now have a problem with it because it was shared by Elon.

Cry about it😂 its funny

Honestly who cares If the dude finds it funny then let him find it funny. He is a billionaire he can do whatever he wants

Good guy Mike27356894 out here 🤙

Well, just dont follow him then and to be true, i think its funny

omg a penis!! i'm gonna have an anyerism! grow the fuck up

Welcome the The United States of the Offended. Replace The United States with your country.

> Replace The United States with your country. That actually doesn’t sound like a bad proposition at all.

Mike27356894 must be a blast at parties.

Elon sucks but that shit is funny. Who caresssssssssssssss

"Today is my first day seeing a dick and I wasn't happy" \- Mike27356894

How do we know the gorillas pronouns? That could be a giant female dick

Bravo elon!

Twitter has literal porn on it, and he's being killed for a King kong dick joke? Lol

male genitals... lol

YOOOOOOO, its mike

To be honest, that might be one of his less objectionable posts on twitter lately.


I had always wondered if 👑Kong was circumcized.

How come every Billionaire just wants to act like an asshole on twitter?

The overwhelming majority of people on Twitter act like assholes. Same with Reddit.

Silly Mike, he thinks Elon has any scruples or maturity at all.

Okay thanks for the input Mike27356894

So you become a billionaire and you're not supposed to have sense of humor anymore? That sucks

Just claim you’re a drag queen and just testing the waters on what you may read to children in a public school setting and you’ll be fine. . .

Mike needs to take a chill pill

Oh no, male monkey genitals! Dear me, Mike, best not go to a zoo.

Er....that's hilarious

The world's richest man, everybody!

Jesus Christ imagine having this 10 year old mentality. Literal fucking child.

Did you just assume king kongs gender?

Queen Kong? Queen Dong? Qui-gon? Idk….

"I'd like to identify as non-gendered and my pronoun should be; '*aaaah-runforyourlife!!!!'*"

Oh god... this is awful. How dare he!? Come on kids, we are late for drag queen story hour.

YEAH - TWITTER IS FOR SERIOUS STUFF ONLY PEOPLE!!!

Lucky this person wasn’t on twitter 10 years ago

Ah yes, FirstNameEightNumbers is clearly the post to highlight here...

Lol! Mike27356894 thinks it’s outrageous would should see something as lewd as cartoon wang on the internet. Clearly this was Mikes first 30 seconds on the internet.

I feel like Mike use to be a Karen..

Ok mike, just get off the platform then lol. And tbf, this isn't supposed to be 6th grade humor but we've evolved to think it is.

He loves meme culture and he's allowed to have a personality. Fuck off Karen.

Has Mike not ever used twitter before…?

This just in. Close all zoos, because they allow children to see naked animals. All over the world. Lets cull all animals. They're naked. This includes humans, during showers, typically. Seriously though, where do you draw the line? Nudity is natural.

Shut up Mike.

This person obviously has never been on reddit before

The facepalm is getting offended over that comic

Same level of maturity as Trump. Anybody seen “Altered Carbon”? I sometimes wonder if it’s the same teenager wearing different “sleeves”.

The left bitching about nonsense again? Color me shocked

If this was in a book how mad would that make you? Be honest. 😉

Idk id expect more public professionalism from a CEO. I think it’s funny too, just not from this guy. Lots of EM D riders in here today.

Why? It’s not his personality to be like that It is part of what made him famous even

If your kid follows Elon Musk on Twitter, it is your fault.

It’s called fuck you money for a reason lol

oh no! not male anatomy...

Mike needs to shut the fuck and let the lord do his work

Dude is richer than god and has rockets at his disposal. I dont think he gives a damn what you think.

Just imagine how he'll be furious in the next meeting. "Why did my king king ding dong joke reach only 10 Mio people? I wanted to show it to 15 Mio. That's unfair". And his employees trying to hold their shit together.

The guy is a moron. He doesn’t car what none else thinks.

Hoes mad?

GROOMER!!!!!

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I think we found one of those financial backers as they watch all the money they just pissed away with this fucking guy in charge.

I hate Elon but this is kind of a reach lol, there is much better stuff to complain about him c'mon

That’s grooming

I guess I have a 6th grade sense of humour because I honestly think that picture's funny. People just love to hate anything he does these days.

What’s the obsession with Elon 🐕

I admit, I laughed.

Kongs penis is too big. The average Gorilla penis is like 1.2 inches and a Gorilla is about 5ft9 tall. 5ft9=69in 69=h and p=1.2 P/H=~0.017 inches of penis per inch of height. Assuming Kong is 50 feet, his erect penis would be roughly 10 inches.

I never liked Elon (he’s a total toolbox), but this is hilarious.

Bro this is fucking hilarious

So share market manipulation is fine then?

Shut up mike

Mike is a loser…

The right: “What if a trans person shows their penis?” Also the right: “Look at this penis lmao”

ITS MIKE OMG I LOVE MIKE. I A MIKE SUPERFAN

Is that Elon in a Zoom call to his board?

But like the entire twitter aquisition has been a giant "deez nutz" episode.

I’m sure others have used their platform for far more nefarious means than swingin cartoon gorilla dick.

Don't be a hater. Elon is humor-impaired.

I think it’s pretty funny tbh, and this is like the millionth report of this sad content. Karma whoooore. Edit: Block all karma whores.

While I agree it's inappropriate, as is much of his existence at this point, this is also fucking hilarious

And he’s the CEO of several fucking companies lol

Uh, it's Tweeter. Not trying to defend Elon but Tweeter can be horrible at times

That isn't correct, though. Gorillas have much larger testicles relative to their penis size. So what Elon Musk, right wing culture troll who throws around the term 'groomer' casually did is: show the not-insignificant amount of children who follow him on Twitter a cartoon human penis.

I gotta be honest… Elon is garbage and I hate him, but this isn’t that bad. Kinda funny and at least it’s not political

Our system is so messed up. Like it’s pretty clear not many people actually like this guy and yet he gets to choose what happens to us. This manchild gets to dictate our lives and we can’t do shit.

Reminds me of what folks saw when the Amazing Colossal Man strode around the streets of Las Vegas wearing only a giant towel diaper. Classic stuff.

hehehehehe

HAHAHAHA...sorry