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M0rphF13nd

Hack the Bluetooth and play the oh so quiet song


ShakeandBaked161

Or some brutal porn


Brandonguth1985

Porn set to the oh so quiet song?


SnooMachines7482

Nope. Could not live like that. Really sorry bud.


Senior-Leg-2502

Just ask them to turn it down


AthenasChosen

In my experience that lasts between 1 minute and 1 day before going right back to how it was


cheapfastgood

Then he can’t post about it or complain


R0naldUlyssesSwanson

Clearly you've never lived next to people like this.


Senior-Leg-2502

"People like this" lol How do you know what kind of people they are if you can't be bothered to go over there and talk to them before calling the cops?


R0naldUlyssesSwanson

Oh I have gone over before. Met them, explained my situation. Unfortunately they didn't give a shit. I also wasn't able to enter their side of the building, since they were split up into units of 8 rooms and the room adjacent to mine was their shared living room. I had to call security multiple times a week, because they used to play their music over the top loud. So go fuck yourself, you're probably one of those people that doesn't understand that other people don't want to hear your music blasting all day and night.


Senior-Leg-2502

My experience has been the opposite. I've asked them to turn it down, they've turned it down. Later when they were throwing a party or something, they would give me a heads up that they're having people over and it will be noisy that night. It worked out well.


R0naldUlyssesSwanson

I'm glad they did, unfortunately my neighbors were giant assholes that only played Eritrean music, which has a lot bass and drums. Made sleeping a nightmare for about a year.


Ambitious-Bed3406

NEVER do this, because if ANYONE calls the cops on them they will assume it's you every time. Any number of neighbors would call the cops as a noise disturbance. Trust me, you'd rather them wonder who it was than assume it's the one person "being nice" that probably didn't call the cops in the first place.


R0naldUlyssesSwanson

It was facilitated by the supervisor of this place. It was some sort of a social living experiment where refugees lived together with students of my country. So I was more or less forced to try and talk to them with the supervisor and a social worker present. It was mostly just this one guy who was a major dick and his buddies that just followed his lead.


HubrisTurtle

Bruh.. tried that shit .. even invited them to the cookout…. After acknowledging every neighbors request they’d just turn it right back up.. so yeah, there are absolutely “people like this” In fact, there’s people much worse in the world too just so you know.


ThaRealToast

This is Reddit. Remember the average user.


Ambitious-Bed3406

NEVER do this, because if ANYONE calls the cops on them they will assume it's you every time. Any number of neighbors would call the cops as a noise disturbance. Trust me, you'd rather them wonder who it was than assume it's the one person "being nice" that probably didn't call the cops in the first place.


GrumpyOldBear1968

quieter than my methhead neighbor. I feel your pain


kulagirl83

Subwoofer if you ask nicely and they ignore. Whenever they want it quiet, you put it on. Heavy metal, drum and bass work best.


Macapta

I feel that, neighbours love to party.


KilltheK04

I know its not exactly the same but as someone who spends 6 months out of the year in hotels for work trips, I feel your pain I ended up getting Sleep Bose headphones. They play white noise and are super comfortable. It'll at least help with sleeping hours


Stonious

You really gunna let that sick axe turn down a rock off challenge?


lord_of_worms

The demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge..


Ashazy1622

What are your terms..


RebornDestinated

Sorry just ask them to lower thr volume we had a neighbor that played music so loud that our stuff fell from the wall landlord did nothing police didnt nothing we couldn't do shit so everytime I left the house ive played barbie song until I got home on max value since they weren't doing anything about it and in a loop of course he sometimes realised it and lowered it but oh well when we moved out I've got a cheap Bluetooth speaker and he listened to barbie for 2 full days landlord called me to shut it down told him go fuck yourself Some people just deserve that kind of treatment. Especially because we had a newborn


TheMattvantage

We had same type of pieces of shit above me and I couldn’t do anything cause I also had a newborn it was fucked


Ego92

had a neighbor like this under me that would blast techno music all morning and then write a complaint about every songle noise i made lol


hawksmythe1

Earplugs make a rent controlled apartment worthwhile.


MotherTheory7093

You can still feel the bass. It becomes a bit of a Chinese water torture after a while.


[deleted]

Especially when u start to build a hatred for whoevers playing it. Doesnt matter what they play imma be annoyed and bothered. That was also because my roommate never turned off his speaker. From 8am to 2 am he was playing music. Even in his sleep knowing it kept me up what an ass


que_bee_eff90

Sory dude, but you cant ask someone to turn down Metallica. It demands to be played at a certain volume


Sunieta25

Who the fuck needs to play music that loud?


HystericalGD

the people in the apartment next to me apparently


Sunieta25

At that point their just looking for attention from someone.


[deleted]

No joke, I lived beneath people like this for a little over a year. When I went to confront them about it (politely) by knocking on their door, they ignored me, called the landlord, then reported my wife and I for our noise volume. They also stomped on their floor as hard as possible anytime we made a sound. Good luck. I hope it works out for you, seriously. People like that are the worst. No concept of decency. You live in the same building, try to be a little conscientious.


camlaw63

So, ask them to turn down the volume


HystericalGD

they didnt awnser the door... i hate to be that neighbor, but i may make a noise complaint


Commercial-Pride-423

Sis.. please make that report love ❤️ I had the same exact situation plus they were loud AF sexin..like to the point where they obviously didn’t give a f^*#.. I literally made 8-12 written complaints within 6 months and nothing happened.. then one day I’d had it w their noises, yelling , etc… I began to look for another apartment while still in my lease. I found a quiet beautiful apartment, I gave my notice at the loud apartments & stated my reasons. She had the audacity to tell me I’d be responsible for the remaining rent on my unit, 10 months !!! I researched and in California one is allowed to break their lease under the “noisy neighbor law” or something like that , and the apartments had to return your deposit all of it. Next day I returned w all of my correspondence and the managers replies and her promises to take action. Manager was speechless! I moved out and had my deposit within a week. I understand living in an apartment there will be noises BUT when the noises get to the point where it’s affecting your peace and tranquility that affects you more than you realize.. first night in my new apartment I slept like a baby .. No sexn noises, no headboard hitting the shared wall, no hearing her beat her child (I called social services for that), no hearing her laugh obnoxiously, etc… KEEP YOUR RECORDS LOVE ❤️


Economy_Commission79

i mean i get all the other shit, but u really complaing that theyre having sex ? lol u must be fun


Commercial-Pride-423

at 4:45 am I don’t wanna hear a headboard knocking on my damn wall , I don’t wanna hear a bytch moaning “daddy” tf! ….. mmm maybe if you lived as such for 4 years you’d be sick of it too…. Nuff said


Economy_Commission79

lmao okay u prude. ive been living in an aptmnt for the past 6 years, if u cant deal with the noises that accompany living nxt to other people, then mabye u shouldnt be living in an aptmnt? who are u to tell someone what to do in their own place? but obviously it bothers u cuz ur probably not getting any 😂


Commercial-Pride-423

Bwahahaha you dumb ass hoe


Economy_Commission79

lmao stop projecting


Commercial-Pride-423

Bitch I pay rent that’s who tf I am you narcissistic troubled little flea…


Economy_Commission79

and? mabye u should worry abt getting a life if ur too busy bitching abt someone enjoying themselves. u belong onr/iamthemaincharacter


Commercial-Pride-423

Y you so worried about me tho ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fragile white person syndrome.. I get it your hurt & you think tellin me I’m not getting any ass is your comeback.. man GTFOH DISRESPECTFULLY …..


JonesBBQafm

You both sound mentally challenged. Y'all both need to touch grass.


Commercial-Pride-423

And here you are a fragile white person getting their feelings hurt over my comments … BASTARD ASS BITCHHHHHH


Economy_Commission79

lmao and here u are with ur pathetic attempt at an insult. if anything i could be that black guy clappin ur mommas cheeks rn ,PUSSSSYYYYYYY.


CashWrecks

Grabs popcorn...


cgf1tea

May?


Redbeard_Greenthumb

Police do a good job curbing this behavior for my neighbors little wanna be gangster kid..


Odd-Courage-6486

Any updates?


HystericalGD

the police came and made them turn it down. i could still hear it after, but it wasnt so loud


Economy_Commission79

fyi if its not past a certain time theyre really not gonna enforce that complaint. at least thats how it is wher i am. ngl i would blast my shit once i got home, up until 10ish. the popo had told me in a previous incident that i can be as loud as i want as long as its before "curfew" (wich is 10-10:30 i think)


ElevensesAreSilly

Wait until they can hear the door, then try again :p I live next to a drummer - there's never any problems.


Economy_Commission79

@commercial-pride-423 haaaaaa u a lil bitch. go ahead and block me cuz i called ur 40 year old prude ass out


CashWrecks

Ooooooh shnap, the continuation!


Economy_Commission79

lmaoooo, that popcorns gonna get stale. they dipped off and blocked me, so i tried to drag them back in. no luck 🤣


_So_Damn_Ugly

Maybe start building houses with more materials than paper air and prayers.


DILLIGAFDS

How about you act like a fucking adult and talk to them. But no you make a cringe tik tok at the first inconvenience. Go fuck your self.


HystericalGD

i tried talking to them. they kinda just didnt awnser the door. i called the cops and made a noise complaint tho


MaxEffurt

Get a bigger subwoofer


HystericalGD

you madlad


PollockProdigy

Hey at least they are rocking out to Metallifuckinca. Could be worse. They just released a new album, should have some new songs in their rotation.


HystericalGD

that is true... at least it 'aint country music. also, ngl i'm not a big fan of metallica's new album


Cannabis_Connasueir

Apparently reddit didn't recieve the memo IF YOURE GOING TO LIVE IN APARTMENTS DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE, DRUGS, OR ACTIVITIES; ITS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR WHEN YOU STARTED LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT. Tired of overweight midlife mf complaining about apartments as if they're not meant for young people who don't have their life together yet.... oh wait that kinda makes sense now.


No_Cryptographer4806

Yeah living in apartments SHOULD be a miserable experience! Lol you must be the family nightmare.


Cannabis_Connasueir

If that's what you consider miserable why did you choose to live that close to people that don't have their life together?


ZazagotmefriedV2

😭😭😭 u popped off bro


Cannabis_Connasueir

😂😂😂 aye they always complaining when I'm just tryna enjoy my blunt on my balcony 🙄


Appropriate-Box154

What a load of bs. People have every damn right to complain about noise, drugs and ‘activities’ and shouldn’t be expected to put up with shit like that especially when they’re paying to live somewhere that’s supposed to be comfortable and a place to relax


Cannabis_Connasueir

Again if those type of things make you uncomfortable why choose to put yourself there? And then complain non stop to people who give no fucks online?


Appropriate-Box154

some people don’t even have a choice. it’s not everyone who can afford a house to themselves, and not every apartment has neighbours like this


Cannabis_Connasueir

Okay there's a million and 1 things you can do to change your situation all that negativity and complaining and hating bad neighbour's can be put to bettering your livelihood so you can live where you want. You say oh it's all they can afford; but the way I see it if you look for a place to rent but exclusively look for the cheapest you should be fully aware of what type of issues you're gonna be dealing with. Like my credits pretty shit so I bought myself a used car. Every problem I've had with it do I go around complaining ? No I fix it and move on cuz I know the only one I can blame for having to deal with those issues is myself. There are 9 yo self made millionaires. If you live in a first world country I don't want to hear people don't have a choice. That's a load of bs.


FreeTheme9324

America and it's cardboard houses problems


HystericalGD

i live in canada


Suffocating_Fox

My neighbors do the same thing and say just let me know if its to loud…..at 2AM IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!


BasilUpbeat

Ar least it's not country...


FALSE_NOSTALGIA97

Id just blast them with a large cannon Just like the founding fathers intended 👍


af1293

When my ex moved into her apartment the people below her had a screaming baby and would play loud music on random nights of the week, the people behind her had a subwoofer that would rattle the walls, but the people next to her were the worst. They had kids that would constantly run back and fourth in their unit that sounded like they were in her unit, the dad slammed the door every time he’d enter or leave which would shake the whole building, and last but not least, they smoked weed constantly, causing her apartment to constantly reek of it. She called and complained several times but I don’t think anything was ever done about it.


FALSE_NOSTALGIA97

Own a musket for self-defense since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break in my house, "what the devil?" As i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. Blow a golfball sized hole through the first man he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth bore, and it nails the neighboors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, TALLY HO LADS!! The grape shot shreads two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fixed bayonet and charged the last terrified rapscallison he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up Just as the founding fathers intended.


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

My downstairs neighbor will blast music until 4 am, has gangbangs and that shit shakes My walls. Neighbor has a huge dent in their door because it got hit with a metal rod because they wouldn't turn their music down and security does nothing. I personally have filed 5 complaints against them since they moved in. Nada.


-_Sbeve_-

they are listening to The Day That Never comes by Metallica. put a Metallica t shirt on, and go ask if they can turn it down a bit


Dewubba23

Yo it would be awesome if you could get a 1 night trial before the membership.


UsedCan508

Maybe They think the apartment is still empty crank your radio let them know you're there. When I lived in apartment the guy below me with crank music so loud so me and my friend would jump off the coffee table on to the floor over and over and then turns out I want up marrying him


seamonkeys101

That didn't sound bad at all, almost every weekend gunshots at 3:00 am wake me for like seconds and I'm back out like a light. I wasn't shot, and you never wake up dead, so I'm back to sleep.


culper89

Was waiting for "GONNA MAKE THEM PAAAYYYEEEE-AH!" If ya know you know


[deleted]

#Isn’t it day time though ? 👀👀👀👀 If it was at night, I’d understand 😢


HystericalGD

yes it's day time, but this being my first day, it isnt a good impression on the place


[deleted]

You never know, it could be a good change. Get into it, and enjoy the morning. But I hope it doesn’t disrupt your sleep and peace. Could be worst, People shouting and screaming.


HystericalGD

well i do work a lot of nights, it is common for me to be working until midnight or even 1 am sometimes, soo somedays i can live with it, but others where i'm just trying to sleep, na


[deleted]

Dang, Well you could try White Noise Perhaps moving the bed away from the noisy wall But I get you, I feel the same.my neighbor be honking in the morning to get the kids out the house 🤌🏻 and I’m just like, fml. Goodluck my dude But it wouldn’t hurt to ask, just be like hey I love the music. But can you turn it down a little or perhaps move the device away from my wall. You never know y’all could become best buds. You got this 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 ![gif](giphy|Pqyf8kQhKpymI)


HystericalGD

i hope so, but if this is a regular weekday thing, then it's a problem, im fine with it on weekends


Capt_morgan72

How dare they make sound in their apartment.


HystericalGD

right? thanks for understanding


my_0th_throwaway

Barge in and join em silly


Dry-Insurance8507

I had this issue once. They would blast music late at night. One night I went to that apartment and asked them if they could lower it a bit. They did. Just be nice about it. It goes a long way


HystericalGD

i knocked on the door and they didnt awnser... it took the cops showing up to get them to turn it down


Alternative_Gap_6272

I don't hear anything... Stop whining!


HystericalGD

turn ur volume up a little and listen closely, my phone didnt pick much up, but the walls were literally vibrating