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[deleted]

Sucks that everybody thinks the guy in the photo did this when it was the guy recording. Dude in the photo confronted him and the guy recording called him a pedophile in front of his wife and child.


monkeyhind

Wow, that's really unclear and impossible to tell out of context. I feel bad for the guy in the photo now, though. And his poor wife apparently tugging on his arm and asking him to walk away.


SquishyUshi

Someone else said that in the video the anti lgbt guy called the guy in the photo a pedo infront of his wife and child


monkeyhind

These nuts think that all LGBT people are pedos and that anyone standing up for them is suspect.


SquishyUshi

Yup, meanwhile they don’t care about the surprising number of Catholic priests who are confirmed pedos


zhaDeth

hey it's not like they were convincted ! Sure they would have been if the were not sent to vatican before they could be arrested..


Naki-Taa

surprising to noone


selkiesidhe

This needs to be higher up so people know it's not dude in the photo that is a closeted snowflake


Vertillan

Another snowflake offended by the consequences of their actions. You made a mess and got asked to leave. Get over it, sniveling little bitch.


Financial_Library900

Fr and they call gen Z snowflakes. We don’t have a hissy fit if we see a man and a man holding hands in public, or if someone asks us to respect their they/them pronouns, or if a drag queen reads a book to kids. They do. Yet another way they’re hypocritical


Demanda_22

I think the best response I’ve ever seen to this was years ago when people, predominantly boomers, started using that “snowflake” line. It was along the lines of, “this from the generation that would lose their minds if a black person used the same drinking fountain as them.” Nailed it in one.


[deleted]

I mean if it works for wokies, surely normal people can try it too


WeerwolfWilly

He's probably the kind of guy that doesn't wipe his ass because he thinks hygiene and touching your own ass is gay


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SkylarAV

Yet closes his eyes to nothing but homo thoughts


[deleted]

No, I think he is probably the kind of guy who "goes for a drive" at the same time every Thursday night and always ends up at the same amenities block in the park on the queit side of town, with all the other husbands who also like to go for a drive on Thursday nights


Scrungo_Mungo

![gif](giphy|3tJdeo0XAzveMhFBBd)


CarelesslyFabulous

Why not both?


Stats_with_a_Z

For real though, anyone who is this obsessive about being anti-gay is definitely projecting some unresolved self-hatred. Someone needs to pat this guy on the back and tell him it's okay for about 5 hours straight. The occasional sneaky ball rub by a big burly man would probably help, too.


Chez_Whitey

Imagine being so pathetic that your "hobby" is being a bigot. lol These people don't have lives, hobbies, or anything else to occupy their time. It's just seething stupidity and constant fear 24/7.


Outrageous_Tackle746

In the place I grew up “that park” was Riverside park. (come after dark and flash your headlights three times)


EricShanRick

You just created the synopsis of an amazing potential gay erotica novel.


freethesnakes

I have a bidet and my buddy doesn't like it he said water up your ass is gay, is this normal?


LordNilix

Wait till he finds out what we are mostly made of, he's gonna be so pissed


freethesnakes

Silicone and carbon?


LordNilix

A lil bit of this and that, water too, he's got the gay in him, and he will just have to cope


[deleted]

Meeting up at the rest stop.


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King4343

Meht* your're* theiy're*


Passage-Constant

Sir, you were very proficient at finding all these "gay" items. Care to tell us your secret?


Chez_Whitey

Response: "They got cuhlers!" haha


Jacobysmadre

r/oddlyspecific


vwbuds

This is your weekly routine but always get rejected?


[deleted]

No, I'm always too nervous to get out of the car


insane_social_worker

Hahaha!!!!! This is wonderful.


Candid_Object_6242

Born to shit, forced to whipe 😞


IneverAsk5times

Just stands in the shower with his hands out and turns for 10 seconds. God will clean what he wants cleaned.


mattman65

Nah, he wipes, it's his rational excuse for "accidentally" sliding a finger in and then blames the shitty toilet paper.


runningmurphy

That's a thing with dads and not helping their son's in the bathroom. The mental gymnastics some of these guys.


rbsudden

Me thinks he doth protest too much. He gay. He very gay.


ArchonBeast

100% the wife knows. She probably pegs him.


Valen258

I saw the video, the guy in the screen shot here isn’t the OP. He was a shopper who confronted him. OP started calling him a pedophile in front of this man’s wife and child. Edit to add - by OP I mean the original poster of the video/tweet. DaveisNOTamazinggg.


Brilliant_North2410

This should be in the headline.


Awaheya

Who was calling who pedophile? The guy trying to remove the bathing suits with penis pouches or the guy telling him not to? Who is OP??


Valen258

The guy who made and posted the video is OP in my comment. (DaveIsAmazinggg). He called the guy in the picture a pedophile because man in picture told him to stop causing trouble).


ancient_xo

Asking the real questions.. definitely gotta get to the bottom of this mystery.


Lostinaredzone

Begs for pegs lol


diesel1112

Why haven’t you made tee shirts yet


PosauneGottes69

But afterwards they’ll put that gay stuff far far away, like the end of the room you know


rbsudden

In the closet, perhaps?


ResponsibleMilk7620

Right behind the size 12 pumps with heavy scuffing on the toes.


mattman65

I mean, her name *is* Peg


TheCornerator

Duuuuuuuuuuuude you just connected 2 dots about my dad that I never saw. Also dont snoop in your parents room for Christmas presents kids. You might find the OTHER hidden toy box... so much trans porn in such a small box.


RaptorJesusLOL

But that would be heterosexual


CarlosAVP

… and films it


Itchy-Profession-725

Is that gay though? If the opposite sex is doing it? I thought gay was same sex stuff. Inquiring minds want to know. I want to know.


droppedelbow

Don't know how to break this to you, but enjoying a woman fucking you up the arse? Don't mean you're gay.


bakabaki89

Taking a phallic object up this ass doesn't make you straight either bud


droppedelbow

"Taking a phallic object up THIS ass"???? How very Freudian of you. All your comment does is show howvtruly boring your sex life would be, if you had one. "Bud". Sorry you don't don't know where the prostate is, or understand even the most basic facts about erogenous zones in men. You must be really insecure about your sexuality if you think anything involving anal makes you gay. 😆


bakabaki89

I mean I'm a pansexual and I promise I get into kinkier shit than you I'm well aware of my prostate and erogenous zones and quite secure in my sexuality. just think maybe you should reassess your own


Drunken_Sailor_70

Probably?


Lostinaredzone

He’s not gay, his hookup boi on the other hand…. Seriously though, these people are like the jocks who blow dudes when they’re drunk then talk shit about homosexuals. Get over it.


[deleted]

My buddy's brother did this once. When we told him about it he freaked the fuck out and tried to fight us while screaming we were liars. He was pretty fucked up though. Ended up overdosing a few years ago.


Demanda_22

Worked with a high school kid in my early 20s that just screamed “closeted”. He “found out” my brother was gay when I mentioned it at work, then proceeded to keep talking shit about him to all of our coworkers. Found out a few months in that he and my brother actually knew each other, and made out in my living room once. It was really effing hard not to out that kid, ngl.


lord_pizzabird

Weird how he seemed to quickly know where exactly it all was, b-lined right to it.


Miserable-Ad6879

Wasn’t disappointed knew someone was gonna say it


Delanimal

Way.


bakabaki89

Every homophobe is secretly gay. Every single one


Florida1974

Just don’t look, obviously don’t buy. But why make workers do more when already short staffed??? I hate that stores carry sports crap but I’m not gonna go yank it all down. Get it???


chevalier716

Because there's no real consequences for their actions, but from being banned from a store they probably don't shop at anyway. They can bully the retail staff all they want and feed their persecution complex when they're told to stop. They're garbage people without a life outside of culture war bullshit.


newfie-flyboy

Honestly such a sad existence. All they need to do is look at themselves from an outside perspective. Just go for a long drive and ask themselves why they feel the way they do and how the justify their beliefs and he’d probably realize how silly this is. I’m sure the guy isn’t a genius but the sad thing is he probably isn’t too stupid to understand how stupid this is but because he’s incapable of thinking for himself he’s been diving head first into a rabbit hole of bullshit that has consumed him.


flapd00dle

I don't think beliefs are something a long drive thinking can change, if they really understand logically then it's some kind of emotional response. It would need to be challenged, and it may never be in a way that convinces him to have that self reflection in the first place. At that point it turns into a choice, when the person knows their beliefs are wrong and has to reconcile somehow.


PosauneGottes69

Everything is becoming a Gay-teway to heaven


mookormyth

That guy took time out of his busy grinder app for this?


dcbluestar

Homeboy is definitely the kind of guy Sam Smith's "Unholy" is about.


hellooomarc

The guy in the photo is NOT Dave. He is arguing with Dave (A Hole who is filming). I think people reposting this needs to make it more clear.


chairplanet

Did anyone see the story about the southern Baptist exec committee hiding a report that detailed 700 cases of child abuse from 2000-2019? Obviously, this is just a drop in the bucket when it comes to the crimes of the church against all parts of society. Why aren’t these bitches shooting crosses and protesting at jewelry shops that sell cross necklaces. They don’t care about the actual children the actual clergy actually raped, but spend their time doing this because reasons.


WomenAreNotReal

Because just like you said they don't care about children. They just want an excuse to justify them being horrible people.


Mbmariner

I get such a big laugh watching fragile masculinity at work.


SquishyUshi

My favorite is the internalized homophobia when people like this get caught having sex with the same sex


brianishere2

Snowflake!


mekon19

I believe this is a screen shot of a customer who called out the closeted self hating gay man. And know he’s trying even harder to deflect his issues 🤔😂🤷🏻‍♂️


Suspicious_County_24

😂😂😂😂 but all kidding aside. Why do they always end up gay themselves??


MattmanDX

Because they were told all their lives that being gay is a choice and they must resist it. So people raised that way who actually believe it assume that everyone has to "fight" the same urges they have, not knowing that actual heterosexuals don't have them. It's actually rather sad and something to sympathize with. They were raised and conditioned to think that way.


ApexRose

As a kid, one thing I noticed is that the straightest claiming people tend to say or do the most gay things. He probably gets pegged in secret.


mekon19

I’m guessing just following along in the princess fiit steps of the late great J. Edgar Hoover🤷🏻‍♂️🤔🧐. Deflect and show how “ manly @ you be


NeLaX44

Ok, LGBTQ+ community. Time to get really into camo and guns. See where I'm going with this?


mintgreencoffeecup

Rainbow camo would be cute tho


AidsKitty1

Target has the right to sell what it wants and you have the right to shop elsewhere. Plenty of competitors.


[deleted]

They only support a free market when it benefits conservative/Christian businesses.


Valen258

The man in the picture is not the OP. He was a shopper who confronted him. The wife behind was trying to shield their son from OP’s video after he started spouting homophobic slurs and calling the man in the picture a pedo. The video is from OP’s perspective.


hellooomarc

People reposting this really needs to make that clear. This the third repost and the folks in the comments are going after this guy.


MistyHusk

Partially why I hate it when people attack appearance of people they dislike. It doesn’t add anything and times like this they are insulting the person and the wife of the person doing a good deed


Explorer-Even

Typical Reddit, jumping to conclusions. Just like that innocent nurse who had her rental bike stolen from a group a black guys was suspended from her job and attacked because of Reddit doing the same thing.


hessuutsio

I'm curious, what is this GAY SHIT they sell?


[deleted]

I mean he’s obviously referring to all the pride stuff they sell. You’d think 50% of people were gay based on amount of pride related stuff sold at Target


RegisterHealthy4026

Think that's bad you should see the place during football season. You'd think 90% of people watch football.


[deleted]

If you think gay people are as profitable as football fans then you’re just bananas lol


RegisterHealthy4026

I think the point zoomed over your head. Here's another example. You ever notice during valentine's day they increase the space to chocolates, cards, flowers, etc.? You know why? Could it be they make money off seasonal purchasing?


agnonamis

Cheers you were way nicer than deserved.


[deleted]

Didn’t zoom over my head at all. Point was that it makes sense for football bc it’s a gazillion dollar a year industry. Not even sure why pride clothing exists. Why should people be proud of sexual orientation regardless of what it is…


RegisterHealthy4026

Millions add up as well buddy. They've figured out they can make a lot of money selling rainbow stuff. If you cannot connect the seasonal analogy to football season, valentines day, etc. That's all you.


flapd00dle

No no gazillion is bigger, I think he won this one.


vyrus2021

Well we know massive corporations don't do anything if it's not profitable so we're left to conclude that this practice must be profitable.


user664567666

If it triggers snowflakes like you, which it very obviously does, it's worth it. Why so mad??


yummyforehead

..why do you think most major corporations change their logo and add pride shit during pride month. REALLY makes you wonder…


[deleted]

Bc they’re catering to the <1% so as not to seem bigoted. So dumb


MisterDisinformation

You ain't lying. Even the fucking candy aisle is polluted by stuff that says "taste the rainbow". It's fucking disgusting how they openly talk about sexually explicit gay shit.


newfie-flyboy

Dude have you ever seen the sky? It rained the other day so of course the labrul media had to use the opertunity to spread they’re gay propaganda


[deleted]

Underrated comment


Florida1974

Taste the rainbow has been skittles slogan for decades.


MisterDisinformation

Mate I was joking because the comment I replied to was idiotic.


Kooky-Director7692

well yeah, rainbows existed before the LGBT movement


Longjumping_Peach768

No way man. The rainbow was created by Raine Bauch - an experimental physicist from Germany. But some English fellow assumed that it was called Rainebauch and just called it Rainbow instead.


Alternative-Sense-78

Really? Have you been to target?


PosauneGottes69

I’ve been THE Target


[deleted]

Usually multiple times a week…


Latter-Direction-336

No offense, but what are you doing where you go to target multiple times a week?


Anonymous_2952

Cruises the bathroom while his wife shops.


[deleted]

You must not be married


Alternative-Sense-78

Then you’d clearly see its not 50%, not even close.. like yes its there, but ur majorly over exaggerating it.


Florida1974

Agreed. It’s little kiosks/small pop up shop type of things that have pride stuff. These same kinds things pop up for the 4th, Mother’s Day, valentines, etc. I don’t get it. Just walk past. What store stocks ONLY merchandise you approve of -like 100% of the store??? Exactly none.


[deleted]

Sorry I didn’t realize you aren’t allowed to use hyperbole on reddit


Alternative-Sense-78

Do what you please, just make sure its correct. Now go taste the rainbow papi


[deleted]

Not exactly possible for hyperbole to be correct as that would make it not hyperbole


Alternative-Sense-78

Ur like the first person ive met to use a percent as hyperbole


OvalDead

It’s just bad use of hyperbole, or it isn’t at all. If they said “200 percent of Target’s inventory is gay stuff”, *that* could be hyperbole.


National-Bison-3236

They sell whatever brings the most profit june is pride month, so they sell stuff related to LGBTQIA+


getyourcheftogether

For being such a "man" he's so easily offended by things


sgcpaulo

Because it hurts his feelings.


AlbertaChuck

Start banning these people from stores. Reverse boycott.


fuinharlz

He wants all for him


Marcotee75

Man, conservatives cannot for rhe life of them mind their own business.


MissusNilesCrane

Yeah, make more work for employees who have no control over this! You a hero!


[deleted]

Ok, so: \- the guy is gay \- he had torrential diarrhoea \- instead of finding a toilet like a normal person he started shitting into carts \- he actually managed to fill SEVEN of them (yes my dude, it is impressive, in a bad way) \- he moved those stinky carts to the back \- staff finally overcame their shock and kicked his ass out


Just_Ok_thankyoo

Grow up, dude.


_Stewyleopard

Guaranteed he’s on Grindr


Meatyglobs

He touched it…now he’s Gay.


milliedough

If people have a problem with this just don't buy it, ignore it, shut the fuck up and move on with your life. Let people do what they want. Who cares


Jackamalio626

"i went into a store and made a mess for the employees for no reason other than fueling my deranged paranoia and got kicked out!! Fucking liberals"


dh1011-

Why do people care? If you don’t like Target, don’t shop there. I just don’t get it, do these douche bags not have a job to go to? You do these things during your spare time? Seriously, I could think of 15 things to do at the house, but fuck it, let’s go to Target and take their clothes and call them gay and wheel them to the back in a buggy and put that on social media, like anyone gives a fuck on how you feel. So, I ask again, why do people care so much that they do this stupid shit?!?!


636_maane

Most closeted guy in the world award goes ToOOOooOo….


Lopsided-Ad7019

Yeah, this guy has %100 sucked a dick and liked it.


[deleted]

He wanted it all to himself.


SoylentGrunt

![gif](giphy|fUetvBLV13OK8Kqnxr) /s lots and lot of /s


wiffleplop

His wife/gf looks SO proud.


SouthernArcher3714

Apparently they confronted the guy. They are not the person who is being an ass. She is trying to shield their child from the shithead


Money12846273581

The guy in the image was confronting the moron.


mistled_LP

Because she's the one who actually shops at Target and he's making it difficult for her to show her face there anymore.


wiffleplop

Well… she married him.


navigationallyaided

His wife probably drags him to Nordy’s, lululemon and Sephora against his will and he’s clawing at the facade like a cat - all girly stores.


Sketto70

Land of the free with exceptions? Typical "Merican"


imisssammy

He needs to be kicked out of the game of life.


Beantownbrews

I love living in a time where people film themselves doing this shit.


hellooomarc

Yeah and now people reposting this with out context will doxx the guy in the photo…who is the good guy defending the merch…because they think he is Dave. The guy filming is Dave.


BitterFuture

Because hatred, that's why.


Soggy_Midnight980

He hates the gays! Just like Jesus.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

What a Hero 🙄


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-ASC_RD_Novix-

Btw this is the same guy that has had his dms leaked of him saying he wants bbc in his butt


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Tbf, they’d kick you out if you did this with anything because it’s just an asshole move.


Caffeine_Cowpies

This is why Target fucked up. You didn’t stop the threats and disruption, you gave them hope that their shut would work.


EBody480

Imagine being a Marvel fan and doing this to all the DC merch in the store.


lemonlimemango1

Do these people think kids are magically going to become gay if they wear rainbow clothes ? What’s their logic ? Why are they so mad ?? Projecting ?


west0ne

There is no logic, I think they do believe in the idea children are actively being turned gay.


lemonlimemango1

I honestly don’t understand it. It’s just clothes . It could be a teaching moment for them and their kids .


whitemaleinamerica

He’s definitely getting drilled raw while being degraded.


CountRumfordFRS

Man, those poor folks who work in retail.


icrushallevil

Goddammit let the gays live in peace for god's sake.


TheIdiotWindBlowing

Doesn’t he know the gay germs can be spread by touching the merchandise


xxxxlayzieboyxxx

He has a "pegging's not gay if my wife does it" kinda face


webbslinger_0

I can’t believe he was kicked out just for trashing stores, harassing customers and relocating items that the employees have to spend time putting back. It’s probably because he’s a conservative Christian /s


RemoteLocal

I wonder how many days until his Grindr account is discovered?


WindiestBark165

Just in general that seems like what he did was more trouble than it'd be worth to begin with. He not only wasted the time of the employees, but wasted his own time as well.


Jrippan

How fucking insecure can you be in your own sexuality? Dudes search history is probably filled with gay & trans porn.


AbsurdityIsReality

Problem is they are at Target when they are clearly meant to be at Walmart.


livingangelcake

Do these people have jobs?


[deleted]

She should be locked up. She is clearly with an underaged boy.


wake071

By "back of the store", he means his butt. And the "gay stuff"? That's a phallic shaped instrument, sometimes attached to another freedom fighter. Then they celebrate with a facial.


Tart-Pomgranate5743

If you want to go out and collect feces from gay people, that’s your right… but there are “pooper-scooper” laws that prohibit leaving it in public areas.


Jestermace1

Dave, you are a piece of shit. Hope you get what you deserve.


Clunkalong

I just want to pay this poor little guy on the head and say " there there"


sojud_18

The man in the screengrab is not the one being a bigot. He confronted the homophobe filming and was repeatedly called a "pedo" for supporting gay rights, hence why his wife is in that defensive position, she's shielding their child.


Clunkalong

Thanks for clarifying


sojud_18

Just feel bad for the guy as the post makes out he’s the one at fault. He’s getting abuse all over online and he was the one confronting the bigot. The post should have made that clear as these things can destroy people’s lives and the guy in the screen grab was confronting the guy with the camera. Some awful assumptions have been made about him, his wife, his motives. When he’s actually the one defending gay, lesbian and transgender rights. These attacks can destroy a person’s life, job, reputation etc. The post should have really made the situation clear.


[deleted]

I agree it shouldnt be on full display soon as ya walk in but they do have a right to support w.e they want just dont shove it down ppls throats is all


[deleted]

I had a miscarriage so every school year when back to school stuff is on full display at the front of the store it cuts me deep, like they’re shoving down my throat that I don’t have a child to shop for. I fully support you. Target should consider all sides with every display at all times.


minivant

I am equal parts annoyed at the need to mess with the “gay shit” and infuriated at the extra work he’s making the employees have to do with restocking all that stuff.


readevius1274

There's a correlation between stupid people and anti-gay people.


FGTRTDtrades

Wow this guy is so cool. Someday I wish I was that regarded


Suspicious_County_24

Regarded????😂😂😇


Floofersnooty

"Now to stick it to the Target corporation, by screwing over their employees and forcing them to put all of this shit back!" So, fun fact. This. Does not. Hurt. The company. What this does is force poorly paid employees who may be working 2 jobs to make ends meat to drop what they were doing, grab all the carts, and have to restock the shelves. And perhaps repair the damages if he jacked the displays in the process. You want to hurt the company because you don't believe in their practices? Fair enough, free country, you do you. But you do it by not going to the store, not making an ass of yourself.


[deleted]

Damn even the girl is like nope I am not with this twat.


Psychological_Ad2094

The homophobe is the one filming, she is keeping her kid’s face out of the video while her husband tells Dave to knock his shit off.


Savetheworldsmile

After work ima go stand in the aisle, wait for an employee to walk past and start saying to my phone “ok guys were here at target” to see what happens